That's an Iowa accent (I'm from Kansas City and I recognize that stretch of highway) that is on the way to Des Moines from Kansas City.

P.S. I can't help but feel that people with this accent are uneducated.

Thats my word.

nevermind, you fucking poser changing the "q" to a "p"

fuck you

Alipuantulus, are you not a moderator anymore?!?!

gobble gobble (translation: seventh)

most of those were WAAAAAAAAY off!!! sux

#19, #20, and #24 - i simply have no words to describe you retards, did you think #18 was serious (jeez, I HOPE he was joking).

Uhhh, #10, on what grounds would you vote for him? That he can jiggy and ziggy?!?!

It makes about as much sense as this bullshit
http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/bush_vs_kerry_football.htm

I don't want a president that can catch a fucking football better than the other. That's not what we vote them into office for (when we actually DO vote them in).

Get a fucking life, and yes, again #(removed comment) we did once again agree on something. He is a lousy-ass, sorry excuse for a leader.

scrubs (if im not mistaken) also came out a couple of years before greys anatomy

thats funny, poop-air. but no, seriously is this not an average household in suburbia? i know its like the suburbs outside every city ive been to, west coast excluded (or for that matter to a lesser degree)

hey, umm, aledujke, READ THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION AND CLICK THE LINK

i hate stupid people

come on we have to welcome the new guy, everyone harrass #4 - banzemanga

ha ha!! new fish! new fish!

ok, the guy wants to die, there are fucking snipers there. cant they just miss and hit him in his temple (rather than bring him into the prison system or mental health system)?

how is that amazing, you tilt your head straight up, and DUHHHHH, its a straight fucking pathway.

what is the big fucking deal???

their neighbors wouldnt call the police, theyd just pull their own out and start shooting like the morons that they are

p.s. i am also a gun owner, but my parents are not brother and sister

ha ha!! bttox said laughy - thats a cool word

I have this on my computer from a while ago but here they clipped the ending. its a commercial for some Dutch something or other company (I think, unless I'm mistaken - to be honest I'm not too brushed up on the languages of the region, but it's definitely Scandinavian or Danish or Dutch).

But to go talking semantics, why can't they fucking compromise and say 7.5 degrees (one north the other south) instead of ignorantly bullying the world as america always does?

i agree with noobeater - scorchio!!!

some like to add fish, DON'T DO IT

and then we're going to cook it at 700 degrees Fahrenheit for three years.

thats hilarious

Aliquantulus not to disagree with you, because I feel that you and I see eye-to-eye on most subjects, but I just don't like being reminded of these people, because, even this is merely a ventriloquist dummy (and everything is obviously intentional). This could be an actual dialog (unedited) with real trailer trash. This is NOT an exaggeration.

post #10m i feel the exact opposite, not cute, but extremely funny.

i think the dog on the floor is just thinking "will somebody either shut that dog the fuck up, or put ME out of my misery?!?!"

am'nt worth watching?

no, even you thomisi14 are wrong, as well as the rest of you. this person is obviously a witch and a native american witch at that. burn him!!!

i'm not even going to waste my time on this shit (this clip could be no farther from untrue - meaning i agree with it in every way)

Tell me this America, if nobody in the world had guns, you would still fight for your right to have them. WHY?!?!

and i know you would, because i'm a former american myself and i know you fuckers all too well.

is this creature going to father children?!?! hopefully his next stunt gets his schmeckel and plums torn off. we don't need more of these walking the earth

can i please say: FAKE!!! (sorry, but its just too hilarious)

yodeling employs something everyone experiences (damnit, i just read hatchywatchy's comment, whatever). It requires negative 0% talent. The only thing that makes it enjoyable is the fucking crowd going retarded. If it were crickets, what would we all be saying???

i saw this sooo long ago, its really sad, but funny and good all around, cuz we know he'll never be back on those roads

Alright, I'm back. You all knew there was no way I was gonna stay out of this one!!!

USAnumber1 - what is patriotism? And don't spew me some bullshit from a bumper sticker ("These Colors Do Not Run" (in disgust at america, coloUr) because saying that means that every country with red, white, and blue on their flags also do not run (including the *evil* Russia, not to mention N. Korea) or another bumper sticker I love "United We Stand"... whatever)

I was born a patriot, and then I (unlike most Americans) had the desire to see something outside of the US. I came to Israel, and I have seen some unbelievable things here. I am Jewish, a very strong Zionist, and some of my best friends in the world are Arabs (not Christian, but Muslim, all the way). Why, you may ask, or if you are really stupid and closed-minded, how? Well, I understand and they understand, that there is no point in fighting (yes, we all learn from Fox News and CNN and MSNBC that they all want to kill everyone) apparently this is not the case. I can walk around with my buddies (side note: I am straight, and have a girlfriend) and just hold hands with them as a gesture of friendship. I know you (USAnumber1 and/or Patriot) are probably saying that I'm a faggot, because Americans have their little bubble and nobody is allowed within three feet of you or you'll pull your guns out (by the way, saying something like that, you should be shot in your fucking face, you asshole. Thats why the world hates you, because you all think that you're better than everyone else).

So, let me clarify something here. I am a patriot. (Patriotism denotes positive and supportive attitudes to a 'fatherland' (Latin patria < Greek patris, πατρ?&sigmaf, by individuals and groups). That patriotism I feel is held for the entire world outside the US, because that country is SEETHING with hate, and all I want to do is love and the US wouldn't allow me to do that.

Thanks for listening

Sincerely James, Overland Park, USA (suburb of Kansas City, white suburbia, still seething with that hate of which I speak). Currently residing in Tel Aviv, Israel.

damn cool, but sooooo lame that they used "the final countdown"

does anyone else find it hilarious that vista was designed (i dont know about programmed, though) in Israel???

Thats excellent!!!

i had this on my computer from a friend like a year or two ago and it cut off just before it said what it was all about, so it's nice to finally get that question answered.

boy oh boy do i hate alec baldwin

yeah, where the hell have you been Fergus_Thedog! I have a lot of respect for you, noticing how annoying American ""stuff" is. We should get together (kidding). But seriously...

These people in the audience are politely respecting his skill, and not being the drunk trailer trash that participates in Jerry Springer filmings.

This is probably done at a repratory theater or a fine-arts event.

P.S. btw apparently, if you saw the movie Labyrinth with David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly from '86, this performer did the "crystal ball" thing that David Bowie's character did.

@joeherper - don't be a fool. Nobody is better than Christopher Walken.

http://www.walken2008.com/

fake?? (watch somebody say "of course it's fake dumbass!" cuz nobody has a sense of humor)

@ LegendarySaint - Fuck you. If you are too stupid to be able to judge wether or not you live in a safe area (to the extent that you cannot decide whether you should let your kids out and play) you should be shot and killed, and if you have kids, they should be taken away from you.

People need to be active, they need to stop drinking Red Bu!! and all these energy drinks, then sitting down at a computer or in front of the TV because that's what causes obesity; filling yourselves with empty calories.

STOP LISTENING TO CNN!!! This is what's killing us.

BTW, this is absolutely true. If you deny it, that means, that you're not American. (in America (I know, because I am American) kids play these video games, then they walk 5 feet, hop in the car, and drive to a friends house to play more). Its fucking pathetic.

as pissed off as i would be at this kid, this is a product of unrestricted access to whatever he wanted (spoiled) and HE'S FUCKING SEVEN YEARS OLD!!!

he hasn't yet developed moral understanding and hasn't been taught morals. the parents and grandmother should be punished, however there's no way of proving anything.

america... bah!!!

patriot, you're am idiot. and probably an anti-semite, and in the kkk, and the rest of what makes america "great."

Weapons are illegal in australia (no shootings, no stabbings) beat that mothafucka.

Are you saying that it's a bad thing that there's nothing better (more violent) to report???

Bah, humbug

people look at this purely for the comedic quaities. I, however am a realist and a logic thinker. These kids are obviously in college. They are probably studying something useless like communications, or if they're like most Americans in college, then, psychology.

But wait, maybe they're studying medicine, or law, or even scarier, POLITICS...this is what the new generation of politicians are doing in school these days. Can anyone say "fall of the great american empire (finally)"

Please

with a wink to go along with it, no less!!! at the very very end

I'm sick and fucking tired of writing about this abomination. I stopped doing drugs out of fear of becoming like him. And no, I'm not exaggerating. I know people like this.

He's not funny anymore. The verbal slip-ups are not his only faults. He has no decision-making skills. He can't lead. He cant even run a fucking company!! And he was elected to run an entire country?!?!

I'm gonna have a fucking heart attack at 26 from the rage that I feel for this piece of shit. Like it seems that I obsess on with most of my posts, thats why I left the states. All because of Bush... and bombdiggity, seriously, man. Change your fucking name. You are not the bombdiggity. You are pathetic, opinionated, pretentious, arrogant, and boisteriously American.

Get a fucking life.

to # 2 ditto

quote spook24:

"and the co-workers didnt even care that he was gone. some 'friends' they came out to be."

You're a fucking idiot, and apparently a communist. If you care about your friends, then you're a communist. That's America

P.S. You know im just kidding about the fucking idiot thing.

this actually is really funny because they set up the camera to perform some mediocre immitation of a music video (i think and i forget which one(and not the one where theyre "skiing" along on like six of them lined up front to back)) they fucked up, but it turned out to be funny, still, and both thought so, too, thus put it on the internet.

Hats off to you idiots!

snap

In Israel, we get 10 MB/Sec for about $20 a month

Cheap Cheap

FAKE!!!

No but seriously, it would be so much cooler if all of those pixels actually fit the pixel matrix grid, like when the characters tilt, the pixels remain upright. As opposed to tilting as well.

I realize that involves remapping the characters. But they used mario sounds, which was cool.

That's fucking beautiful. I'm picturing the scenario right now. There's a boy in the special classes at their school who has some serious brain damage from birth. He's really into rap music.

Ok?

His peers see this. So what do they do? They put together this competetion because they want him to fit in.

They just want to make him smile. That is soo fucking sweet.

Seriously, this is not a joke. It actually brings tears to my eyes. His friends really are true friends and they wanted to do something special for him.

WOW

I don't boast, and I dont brag. It's not my style (I would call it being modest, but saying that just cancels that out straight away). To give it the benefit of the doubt, the content of the video was *very* funny. The video itself, was evil and mean spirited and this asshole doesn't have a care in the world for his sisters feelings. Anyone who thought this was funny for her putting this video on the internet is equally evil and mean spirited. People like that make America what it is: The Land of Opportunity (to exploit everyone at every possible chance).

@ Aliquantulus - how dare you come in here using Mensa to give yourself credit. By saying something like that, you're simply saying that you don't deserve it, because the Institution is for people who can do *GOOD* for society. A mind like yours can only do harm to contribute to the harm that America inflicts on the rest of the world. Fuck you.

@ solofara - right on, there. This girl needs to understand that her mother was SCARED SHITLESS that in her mind, her daughter (eighteen years old, a new "adult" went out feeling chuffed about her new self appointed individuality and maturity, and as most teenagers do, maybe got drunk, or high, and could have gotten killed. It's terrible that her son was raised like this, where he comes in with this camera and bursts into a conversation (immaturely adding some important facts, about myspace, the "in the butt" thing, etc.) and dominates it. Then she sends him downstairs, where within minutes, it's on Y*u Tube.

Shamefull that this is an average American family, and I am ashamed to say that I came from there (I'm out now, though)

Thank you

is it really not clear to anyone whats goin on here? do you people think that they just have these cameras sitting out 24-7?

A clue for you all. They're fucking actors. They probably do this just for fun. They plan out the "attacks" and then sit down together, probaboy with this little "J-Lo" (stupid fucking name) wannabe sits on his lap while they edit the videos and enhance the sound - like it actually hurts to get hit on that area of your head with a cookie sheet - seriously - it's like hitting someone with a tennis racket.

These people are pathetic for posting this shit on the internet in the first place, and they don't deserve 17 replies to their videos, here or anywhere esle.

P.S. I forgot to say that magic key word: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats awesome, i'm from 99th and metcalf in overland park - kinda weird to see a random place like that here on snotr

Wow, that wasn't just crashing that was flipping!!! xlnt!! I wonder if they kept the camera on you'd see the car blow up like in the GTA game series. Tee Hee!!!

I'm a JEW, too. Hmmm, I wonder if I picked up a harmonica, I could do that...

thats not mean, no harm done, right?

so people were a whole fucking 14 seconds late to where they were going - are we really in THAT big of a rush that we cant sit back and see the humor in stuff?!?!

thanks for reading and agreeing with me (in advance, of course)!!

if you think about things, supprisingly you will go your entire life without hurting your hamstrings on a basketball hoop.

and knowing is half the battle

i dont think "CadpigLover" actually watches any of these videos. i think he just posts "Fake" so people will talk about him.

thats kinda annoying.

please stop.

thank you.

whatever, listen all of these shows are staged - wait. im not saying this corpse is entirely normal and ALIVE even, but they exaggerate everything just to sensationalize and sell the idea.

i mean they gotta make it extreme specifically for americans and their pea-sized brains (not all of them but the retards that watch these shows) they watch these shows because theyre simple and easily entertained, be it by stupid ass "reality" tv shows music videos, the fucking news. its all engineered for people who they are afraid might lose their attention.

like i said, whatever

cop should be fired and sued

there was no threat to the cop and he was the subject of a father beating his child with a belt in the 1960's. times change and you just dont do that anymore. anyone who thinks that there is some sort of justification in what he did is a moron.

like someone said up a ways in the posts, being at the end of his fuse? there is no end of the fuse if you dont have anger issues. i think there should be some screening or MANDATORY therapy for officers. but to force them to let out is not possible. therefore, these pigs should fry. they do nobody any good.

to make yet another reference to what someone else said. they make america look bad. i have left america for good. because of these assholes. i dont fear cops where i am and they love to help people.

this cop wears his badge like a fucking shield from everything. he is in his own mind G-d. the way he says "im not dude, im not man, im officer riveri." you can almost hear a wave of emotion in his voice. it makes him so proud just to hear that. its like he, as an officer, is some sort of deity. FUCK HIM

absolutely kol hakavod. thats the way you do it.

that absolutely is krav maga - which is actually disabling or killing the other person before he can do anything to you. go Israeli army!!!

ahhh, the power of milk!! and yes it is from Kung Pow: Enter the fist.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240468/

internet, not THE internet

she sux

anyone notice there was a website at the end of it?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0635708/ from 2002!!!

the repetiveness of that scream is just bone-chilling, well maybe not, but its definately fuckin annoying

4 square meters, u dolt. and they probably shouldnt be kept there indefinately, thats just a waste of money, its about $33,000 US per prisoner per year, the lethal injection is ony $86 US. Think about it. if theyre not getting out anyway, whats the point of keeping them alive just to take up space.

and now for something completely different

u could call it a domino effect, but more accurately, because there is only one small segment with a true "domino effect," it is really a Rube Goldberg machine.

WOW!!! thats all i can say, with porcelain from moby in the background, makes a terrific ensemble. hats off to whoever did that

jack bauer?!?!

yeah, no shit, we dont want no y*tube shit goin on here

once again, damnit!!! fucking americans, see something they dont understand (damn near everything) and they feel the need to beat the shit out of it with a baseball bat.

thats not racism, it's from a tv show called "eretz nehederet" (wonderful land) its like saturday night live, kids in the hall, big train tv, the fast show, whatever u want.

ok, i guess they didnt think about the necessity of excercise, which america has very well adopted (thats why were all fat disgusting slobs).

That is probably one of the funniest things ive seen in a looong time

G-D Bless America, you say??? Fuck this country (theres a reason i left).

I really dont wanna harp on the subject of how much i dislike americans, but...

this is them http://www.stringfever.co.uk/

and mr. rogers!!!

I miss him so much

why is it that americans have to say that stupid fuckin like at the end of everything like this video. America isnt worth it - plain and simple, its not worth anyones blessings.

stupid americans (wait - i'm american) statement still stands - stupid americans!

ok, so here it is, i am as big of an inspector gadget addict as the next guy, but he is merely a floutist who can beatbox. its really not that hard to tie the two together. im not impressed, but its cool to hear it performed like that.

COOL BEANS!!! I just brought this to 10,000 views

i wonder if that'd be bulletproof. i mean thats a lot of density right there.
anyone wanna try THAT?!?!

uhhhh, is it just me or is that the Israeli national anthem???

on a more serious note, if you don't milk them after consistently doing so, it can be very painful - so this cow is probably just relieving the pressure.

if it were HIS, that wouldn't be milk - sorry but i had to say it

That was really nice, it seems like homer had more of a life than they make it seem.

BTW i really like that song, anyone know who did it, or what its called?? thx