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4. ruhk 13 days ago on video Flipping With Guns
First off, its Gun Kata. Second, they are shooting blank cartridges (we do this all the time back on the farm). Third, #7 prove it 
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5. ruhk 86 days ago on video Weird sounds of frozen sea in Odessa, Ukraine.
I may be in the minority here but that was strangely pleasing.
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7. ruhk 87 days ago on video Top 100 First World Problems
Problem #1: Saying pacifically instead of specifically.
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8. ruhk 98 days ago on video 2011 4x4 CRASH COMPILATION
Whats worse? These hill billies having a good time, or big "green" companies polluting rivers to process solar panels? Let the rednecks have their moment.
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9. ruhk 119 days ago on video Jedi Ninjas
I like ninjas, AND Star Wars so this was a ... how you say... TOTAL MONEY SHOT!
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10. ruhk 120 days ago on video Tim Cameron and his beast
No one, and I mean NO ONE who uses a computer has the right to bitch about the environment. How much heavy metals are used in the creation of your phone/tv/xbox/pc/car navigation/<insert electronic object here>.
We all pollute in one way or another by our mere presence on planet Earth. Yes that guy is extra destructive but he pales in comparison to exxon mobile polluting the Niger Delta because of lax environmental rules, or the e-waste dump sites in Nigeria which WE ALL BUILT by paying to have electronic devices recycled.
yeah yeah, tl;dr. I hear ya. Ill go plant a tree to offset this guy a bit.
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11. ruhk 125 days ago on video Canada Runs for US President
I am a proud red blooded American and I find this video to be hilarious.
Its a funny thought, but Canada would never win because of socialist roots and gun control. Not sure if you noticed this but we Americans really like our guns and outrageous hospital bills.
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12. ruhk 132 days ago on video Your New Favorite Model Helicopter
This video was approved because SNOTR has a very diverse audience and I for one DO appreciate weapons. So shove that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. Lincoln!
#8 how do you propose to globalize our civic community? Do you think sovereign nations will just submit to one supreme country? Your out of your damn mind if you think global governance will ever stand a chance. The only way you could do it would be with the barrel of a gun which is contrary to your entire point.
Intellectual beings understand that self defense is a human right. (Obviously this has nothing to do with the damn helicopter gun)
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13. ruhk 201 days ago on video Drop test
I destroyed blackberry, iphone, and assorted flip style phones. My Droid X and my samsung fascinate are both in perfect shape.
Im one of those people you see walking down the sidewalk who accidentally drop the phone, then kick it out of the air while trying to catch it, then stomp on it while running to catch up to it. Not on purpose mind you, im just that clumsy.
I HIGHLY recommend the "BODY GLOVE" brand of phone case. Mine is a shredded piece of ^@#$^@#$ but my phone has not one single dent or scratch on it. 
fantastico
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15. ruhk 215 days ago on video Carlsberg and Mentos
#25, last post before you was damn near a year ago. good luck
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16. ruhk 258 days ago on video Fire department examination
Can we hire these guys in my municipality? I would appreciate that greatly. 
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17. ruhk 259 days ago on video Do you smoke ?
OY! HATERS!
I am a registered member of SNOTR and I laughed my ass off. So quit bitchin! if you dont like the video, rate it down. One click and you can move on with your life.
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18. ruhk 296 days ago on video Lake Covered In Volcanic Ashes
blowing that shit out of end of that snorkel would suck.
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19. ruhk 296 days ago on video Crazy Guy Loves Explosions
Balls of steel and a complete trust in the pilot. I wouldnt risk it. One stiff wind gust in his direction and hes lawn fertilizer.
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21. ruhk 301 days ago on video Bird Balancing Trick
Hey #10 how about you go and mind your own goddamn business? Its people like you that ruin all the joy and fun in a pet's life as well as the purpose of pet ownership. Did the bird look miserable? NO. Was he punished for failing? NO. Its a bird, and it was playing. Don't be such a jackass.
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22. ruhk 309 days ago on video Fifty people One Question
My biggest regret is my failure to convey myself properly to the girl I once loved. We had something that could have led to 100+ years of marriage and I missed my cue. Its my only regret.
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24. ruhk 310 days ago on video Pants On Fire
Stop Drop and Roll. If you stand there on fire you deserve to get burned. Hit the deck!
And why were these (clearly intelligent) individuals listening to Cutting Crew?
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25. ruhk 311 days ago on video A throne fit for a king....
Im Italian. I want that commode RIGHT NOW.
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26. ruhk 317 days ago on video Papua New Guinean man on escalator
#8 im gonna go out on a limb and do #7 a solid and assume he wasnt intentionally coming off as a racist piece of ^$@#. I think he just chose a very poor set of words.
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27. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 335 days ago on video Final Destination in real life
#7 i record my drive. Why? because i can ~_~
(yes. awesome shit happens randomly. )
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28. ruhk 336 days ago on video Making money ...
#4 do you not have high gas prices in your area? This is a blatant rip off so yes it is a "Big Deal"
EDIT: Call your county auditor. They are in charge of regulating these machines.
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29. ruhk 337 days ago on video Gmail Motion
What the hell google? I send at least 30 emails a day for work at minimum. Im trying to send an email not train for a marathon.
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32. ruhk 342 days ago on video Mario a Capella
if you like this view his response to "racist aclu student"
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33. ruhk 344 days ago on video They won't fall out
I dont understand. Was this a commercial? I keep getting lost. I think its that damned ugly sports bra. I demand a re-shoot without it so I can concentrate on the goods er I mean whatever the hell they are selling.
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34. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 344 days ago on video Prank backfires
I hate to be "that guy" but I would be concerned that a CCW permit is being abused in this video. It just reinforces the negative perception that guns are toys. (With that said, go 2nd amendment! 
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35. ruhk 344 days ago on video Predator: Camera that Learns
damnit I was deceived. I thought HE was the predator and the camera was reporting his ass for improper communications. darnit.
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38. ruhk 363 days ago on video Bottle of water + microwave.
Why? (Well, duh because blowin shit up is AWESOME!)
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39. ruhk 363 days ago on video The last free people on this planet
<Sarcasm> OH HELL NAW. I demand we impose a huge democratic government on them. Free living is extinct. Get those sum bitches a census form. </sarcasm>
Leave em alone. If they want out they can canoe or hike their happy asses on out. Its none of our damn business to introduce taxes and fast food.
And yes #24, he did mention gay porn. Good ear, i missed it the first time.
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41. ruhk 1 year ago on video asdfmovie2
ok, pie flavor is awesome, but this cut scene style is exactly how robot chicken is made, minus the claymation and stop motion.
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42. ruhk 1 year ago on video Washington dc escalator mishap
#2 that wouldnt be funny if i didnt imagine your avatar saying it. in that case its hilarious.
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43. ruhk 1 year ago on video The 1990 Nintendo World Championships
lmfao I love the way that guy shouts TETRIS!!
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46. ruhk 1 year ago on video A Guy Walks into a Bar "What's Your Name"
He mighta passed with VagBrew
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47. ruhk 1 year ago on video Who can get a ticket first!
incredibly dumb and incredibly dangerous.
with that said, im glad these jackasses did it so that I can live vicariously through them. Does anyone know what this show is?
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48. ruhk 1 year ago on video Most Hilarious Chinese Bank Robber ever
#14 Blame Chinese poverty on the west? You do not understand economics apparently. The Chinese government has pegged their currency to the underside of the American dollar willingly in order to take advantage of manufacturing. If the Chinese allowed their currency to strengthen they would have a much stronger economic system than America. Go back to your socialist hole and fester (and have a nice day)
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49. ruhk 1 year ago on video Feeling it coming ...
#1 personally i think it was more of a "oh shit!" moment if anything.
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50. ruhk 1 year ago on video Stefan Holm Hurdles Training
He can do it because hes not Woody Harrelson: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105812/
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51. ruhk 1 year ago on video Police vs. drifter
Assuming no innocent folks got injured; Hell yea!
Is this guy living out his dreams in "The Fast and the Furious"?
(Bad Cop. NO DONUT)
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54. ruhk 1 year ago on video How Can Something So Small Be So Impressive?
Had she not boffed him in the break room she wouldnt know that hes working on a handicap 
(Call the hospital, we need to get this guy to the BURN unit.)
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56. ruhk 1 year ago on video Geese jogging down the road
I DONT KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN TOLD, BUT THIS GOOSE IS TOO DAMN OLD.
LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT
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58. ruhk 1 year ago on video Skiing on waves
that looks like it would be just as much if not more fun than surfing. I have been skiing and liked it, but surfing kicked my ass.
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59. ruhk 1 year ago on video Naked Man With AK-47 Fires At SWAT Robot
#14 Hate to break it to ya, but the guns in America are what keep America safe. Maybe not from ourselves, but from corrupt government (should it feel it wants to take on an army thats about... oh, 50 million strong at this point) and any invading countries.
The founding fathers of America gave us a 2nd amendment for a reason: not taking shit from would be dictators. Its not MY fault (criminally inclined) people have no humanity left in them. Im a gun owner, not a criminal, not a gangster, just your average gun owner.
God bless ya in the totalitarian state that you live in. How long does it take the police to arrive if you have problems? Mine take between 20 and 50 minutes.
Doesn't bode well for survival.
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60. ruhk 1 year ago on video Naked Man With AK-47 Fires At SWAT Robot
Those who bend their swords into plowshares get ruled by those who did not.
And furthermore, if you take guns away are people going to magically all get along? What is this, sesame street?
You go ahead and call the cops when the deranged lunatic is assaulting you on the street. I'll pull a Kimber .45 and still make the matinée
EDIT: check yourself before you wreck yourself. http://gunfacts.info/
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61. ruhk 1 year ago on video The Skin Gun
#13 that was scientist speak for "we didnt catch it on film, heres some other burned fellow"
This is a very VERY cool technology, and I really hope they iron all the bugs out quick and get this into every hospital around the globe. I have a friend who was viciously set on fire with gasoline and looks like freddie freakin kruger. He could have used a skin gun :\
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63. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 1 year ago on video Immigration, world poverty and gumballs.
#11 based on your comment you are either in agreement with me or you didnt read my post, because I pretty much said the same thing as you minus the dictator propping.
#14 while I can appreciate the statistics behind that number, the bean counters are not counting those that have given up looking (I dont agree with giving up, im just stating the info) or those whom have had to take part time work in lieu of finding full time employment.
I would not consider going from a 60k engineering job to a 12k McDonalds part time fry cook as "employed", especially considering the increased cost if that individual has children and a wife. If I lost my job today and had to take a McDonalds job or similar, I would receive MORE money from unemployment insurance based on previous income than I would making an honest buck at the burger hut. (Im in college, and my degree of study is directed at the end goal of establishing self sustainability and self sufficiency in poor neighbourhoods. If all goes well, maybe in the next 30 years or so America WILL be exporting humanitarian aid beyond what we can afford now. Wish me luck fellow citizens of planet suckass.)
My personal opinion is that the mainstream media reported numbers are a false positive intended to bolster the buying power of the US dollar in order to make the top 1% richer.
EDIT: for the sake of starting another pissing match, in what part of that video did you see America making anyone poorer or richer #26 ? Or are you generalizing from facts outside of the currently discussed video? From what I saw and heard he pretty much said that any enterprising immigrants wishing to come to America should stay the hell home and help their buddies at home establish a better life instead of fleeing to the "land of opportunity".
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64. ruhk 1 year ago on video Italo Romano
inspiring. lets see him as a guest skater at the X Games
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65. ruhk 1 year ago on video Immigration, world poverty and gumballs.
#4 how much of your paycheck are you sending to the starving babies? 1%? 5%? USA contributes 17.83% of the IMF total yearly budget. No other "ignorant nation" comes even close to that.
Of course debt slavery is not a good means of survival, and IMF and worldbank screw more people than they help but enslaving nations and forcing them to grow the worlds food at discount to pay back the debt relief. If everyone in the world had an aquaponics system no one would go hungry again. just sayin...
I personally am against sending my money out. We have a 20% unemployment rate and 43million people on welfare assistance in our own country. Yep, im that cruel bastard that wants to help his fellow countrymen FIRST before helping others. Call me what you will, but my country gives quite a bit. (Yes, we bomb the hell out of people we shouldnt, but thats my gov actions not the actions of the civilians. The majority of citizens of America dont actually want to be occupying afghanistan, yemen, somalia, iraq, etc etc. The gov elites wanted it.not us.)
source: http://www.imf.org/external/np/sec/memdir/members.aspx#U
source: http://www.whirledbank.org/development/debt.html
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66. ruhk 1 year ago on video Smart police officer nearly kills himself
He wasnt stopped because criminals walk, he was stopped because he was WALKING ON THE FREEWAY. Thats illegal. There are big signs on every on ramp that clearly state that its ILLEGAL. Mister pressed shirt was a dumbass for walking on the freeway. If he had been on a sidewalk they never would have even looked at him twice.
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67. ruhk 1 year ago on video Tactical innovations
#30 I was 100% anti-gun before my mom bought me my first rifle at 18. havent looked back since
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68. ruhk 1 year ago on video Marcos is back
Im jelous... 6 foot 3 
I grew out of my moms MG Midget when i was 13. Ill never fit in that little sucker.
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70. ruhk 1 year ago on video Epic touchdown turns ugly
Good for him having the balls to succeed no matter what. looks like it really hurt!
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71. ruhk 1 year ago on video Tactical innovations
Im glad we can have a rational argument/discussion on this topic. (truly. no sarcasm in that)
#21 I disagree with your car comment. In it you seem to insinuate that guns have NO PURPOSE other than to murder. I would disagree. Hunting for sustenance is a pretty powerful reason for guns to exist, and before you say "well just use a bow and arrow then" I will point out that when its MY FAMILY that will starve when I miss the shot, I will use a gun that has a MUCH better chance at a successful second shot. Also, just because you have a gun doesnt mean your attacker will, and the opposite is true. just because you choose to be disarmed by your government, doesnt mean your potential attacker is also disarmed. Feel free to gamble your survival. I choose powder and lead.
#26 , in America you cant just go to the corner store and buy a full auto firearm. It requires a background check, $200 dollar tax stamp, and the WRITTEN permission of your local chief of police, county sheriff, or state District Attorney. On top of that, full auto firearms are ultra expensive.
Any time there is a shooting involving a full auto, authorities generally know who did it based on the registration rolls.
#27, your comment makes no sense. He could do the same thing with a butter knife. Want to ban those too? (you try buttering a bagel with a fork.)
#28 thanks for the clarification. I caught the gist of it, but "suppressive fire" sums it up very nicely.
EDIT: #26 if you dont care about my use of my weapons, why did you comment about it? As long as you dont break into my house intending to harm me or my family, you would never even see my guns let alone be assaulted by them. (unless you belong to the local shooting range, in which you STILL wouldnt care)
Criminals will always be criminals. If I was so inclined I could assault you with a rock from the ground. Common human respect is the answer to gun violence. I respect others and in return I receive respect. Whats so complicated about that?
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72. ruhk 1 year ago on video A house guest ..... up North
Is it just me, or would it be hilarious to lure that animal inside, then slam the door behind it? He would tear that place to shreds in seconds. Picture it in your head.
(PETA DISCLAIMER: No, I wouldn't REALLY do this as it would cause extreme damage to the deer, house, mother nature, karma, etc etc. Its just one of those amusing imaginative thoughts that make us human. *Id still eat him with ketchup tho*)
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73. ruhk 1 year ago on video Tactical innovations
#1 #6 This might be shocking so brace yourself. I am a gun owner. *GASP* I know! Shocking! Heres another shocking fact, I have not killed anyone! It defies logic doesnt it?
If you take away guns mankind will find another means of harming humanity. The gun laws that exist *CURRENTLY* are sufficient. Instead of pushing for additional restrictions *that only hurt those willing to obey the law ANYWAYS* why don't you encourage your representatives to enforce the laws on the books?
Im a gun owner and firearms enthusiast and I support enforcing the laws that exist now. There are a lot of laws on the books that are ignored by law enforcement, DA offices, and gun vendors. New laws only harm law abiding citizens.
Stop punishing the law abiding recreation/home defense/hunting gun owners.
<rant/>
#10 Athletes have ball games, shooters have gun sports. That crazy drum mag does have its place in the recreational shooting realm
#12 have you seen the .22lr gatling guns with 8 revolving barrels? Bitchin awesome.
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75. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 1 year ago on video Rare Siberian Tiger walks public road in Russia
silly gawkers
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77. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 1 year ago on video Crowned Eagle hunting habits
the little deer will evolve some #4 birdshot cartridges to nail that sucker while still airbound thats how this battle will evolve.
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79. ruhk 1 year ago on video The Real Hustle Car Buy Scam
#19 hit it right on the head. none of those victims wrote down the vin number, there was no plates to identify it, its just a red car. Return it at the end of the day and no one will be the wiser. and if you do this in detroit, you have your pick of empty properties. with the mortgage crisis there are plenty of homes available. BRB, off to enterprise 
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80. ruhk 1 year ago on video This guy uses his feet to target practice
#10 guns can be recreational. I own guns but dont keep them loaded for home defense or carry them on me. Doesnt mean I shouldnt have them.
Most importantly, whos car is he laying on!
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82. ruhk 1 year ago on video Explaining Canada to Americans
As an American im moved by this video, All jokes of canada being the homely mousy upstairs neighbor to a raging kegger aside. I traveled to Madawaska Canada once, and found most of the people I encountered on my 1500 mile journey to be very kind. You guys come on down for a visit any time you want. We may not be the nicest country to live next to, but we will always have your back in a fight!
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83. ruhk 1 year ago on video Mass Brawl on Ice: KHL teams fight 6 seconds into game
#18 im American and I like soccer. Dont lump us all in with #16 !
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88. ruhk 1 year ago on video You need to get off facebook
Im not on facebook either. But then again, im the paranoid type.
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89. ruhk 1 year ago on video Get off the brakes
umm... go around? I know better than to attempt a downhill road in ice. Odds are there is a much better road just around the corner. Or at least put it in low gear and coast slowly.
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90. ruhk 1 year ago on video The loneliest animal on the planet
pff im on it. google earth to the rescue ;o
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91. ruhk 1 year ago on video FAIL Compilation 2010
The two videos starting at 5:54 back to back on repeat made me cry and pee myself a little.
ALSO,the 15 year old kid driving the car at 8:20 died from that accident. Horribly. Awesome jump, tragic result. (to perk yourself up from reading this, jump back to 5:54 ! )
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92. ruhk 1 year ago on video Russian Car Crash Compilation
Ok. First off, why the hell do people just drive around the accident? Why are they not stopping to check for injuries? I understand the classic russian scheme of crunch bang now you owe me insurance money, but damn. How about a little humanity here.
Second, did you see that guy get creamed at 4:36 ? Freaking priceless
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93. ruhk 1 year ago on video TAC Campaign
ooph... powerful video. had me tearin up a little. how about some personal responsibility ay? 
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94. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 1 year ago on video Coldplay steals from Super Mario bro's
joe satriani sued cold play because they stole this riff from his guitar work. it all sounds the same anymore.
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96. ruhk 1 year ago on video Reverse Graffiti : Ossario
The man is a genius. Clearly he was sick and tired of the filthy conditions present in the tunnel. Start the process and invariably the city will finish the job for you. Video should be titled reverse psychology.
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97. ruhk 1 year ago on video Danny MacAskill - Way Back Home
#1 excellent point. With all the idiots jumping off roofs and crashing into stuff on motor bikes, we need good role models.
Either that or just take the warning label off of everything and let the problem sort itself out. 
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98. ruhk 1 year ago on video Bullet Time Marriage Proposal
That brought a tear to my eye. Very sweet, and very romantic. Good for them, and I hope they have a wonderful and long lasting marriage. 
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99. ruhk 2 years ago on video Girl goes crazy with her cam's special effects
whenever i feel down i laugh with her
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100. ruhk 2 years ago on video How to make iced tea... like a boss!
#5 if you recall, snotr has that video of the robot being trained to flip flapjacks. So yea, robots can be trained. (although they are normally programmed which i think was your point 
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101. ruhk 2 years ago on video Finding a Way To Escape the Crisis
#8 GOOD CALL. I watched it twice to catch it as well
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102. ruhk 2 years ago on video "ZBV" - Z Backscatter Van
#14 yea, where all just a bunch of damn loonies.
The citizens are not afraid of terrorists. We are armed and can take care of ourselves. Its the government thats afraid. They say they are doing this in OUR name. They never asked us if we were afraid of anything. They told us we were afraid. 
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103. ruhk 2 years ago on video Skateboarders Get Attacked By Crazy Lady
If you look closely, they both are freaking retarded. Neither one is innocent, and as a matter of COURTESY the kid on wheels should have let granny through. After all, she is a pedestrian and pedestrians have the right of way in America. EVEN IF THEY ARE BEING RETARDED.
kthnx
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104. ruhk 2 years ago on video Police action
Video stops just shy of a serious ass beating. Im glad I live in the US. At least here when the cops do that there are 50 ppl taping, 10 of which will put it on the internet on constitutional rights forums sparking revolutionist rhetoric, 10 others will blog about it, 10 more will file a lawsuit to claim emotional damages (for themselves, not the victim) and the rest will youtube it for some "lolcatz" commentary.
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106. ruhk 2 years ago on video Winter recreation
#8 , the back tire is low to allow for a more stable cushion. Otherwise he would have to work harder to balance.
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107. ruhk 2 years ago on video Biker Collides Head-On With Old Man
I dont care whos fault that was, the fact that his come back was fckin snappy with cheese makes this a total win for the bike rider. And in the US bicycles are SUPPOSED to ride AGAINST traffic, NOT WITH traffic. So the biker WAS CORRECT. How do you like dem apples ya wallstreet fat cat. Wish it was a motorcycle with a lawn mower welded on the front. (just kidding, love jesus)
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109. ruhk 2 years ago on video Security Guard Takes Himself Out
thats completely ridiculous. and hilarious.
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110. ruhk 2 years ago on video US Navy drill team in Norway
phew boy am I glad they are on my side. IF they have that much precision just tossing the rifle around, I can only imagine what they can do SHOOTING the damn thing. USA FTW
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111. ruhk 2 years ago on video Remo Williams bullet dodge
#15 , I have an IMI .40S&W with 10 round magazines that can actually hold 12 in the mag and 1 in the chamber to equal your 13. Subtle protesting of the brady laws by manufacturers. Although as #17 commented 45 ACP tended to have a smaller magazine size. Unless that pistol was double stacked there is no way that frame accommodates 13.
Good scene tho, fun.
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112. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 2 years ago on video Anti-homosexuality tape from Uganda
hmmm... NSFW? lol
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113. ruhk 2 years ago on video Drifting around the cops
#3 I disagree with you on that one. I think the laughter adds to the sense of pleasure the camera man was getting from watching the police officer sit there frustrated, obviously wanting to bust those perps and knowing damn well he's not going to accomplish anything at all. Money shot.
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116. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 2 years ago on video Copy machines, a security risk?
#8 why does it have to jump straight to stupid Americans? I some "dumb" American "accidentally" nukes you. Yea, i said it, i hope you get nuked.
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117. ruhk 2 years ago on video Guantanamo Prisoner on MTV's Cribs
#6 , i know your post is almost a year old, but i just wanted to point out that in America we don't use the meter system, so chances are the "stupid ignorant American" you replied to was from another country. Check yourself
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118. ruhk 2 years ago on video Snake Bite Caught On Camera
#16 I don't agree with your comments, but as an American I support your right to free speech.
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119. ruhk 2 years ago on video Amazing headspin bowling strike.
#17 YOUR NAME SAYS IT ALL BROTHER. ;\
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122. ruhk 2 years ago on video Fake n Funny Sport Skills!
1:06 Super cool they included mexican high jump d~_~b
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124. ruhk 3 years ago on video Excitement Fail
#13 the US is not a country full of "screaming idiots". the brown family shown in the video, is a very poor representation of the majority.
and furthermore, Americans are obese because we have all the ^%#&$ food. Can't help it, if we don't eat it, it goes bad.
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125. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 3 years ago on video Kid dancing in Apple Store
not a fan of the song, not a fan of his dancing.
but the kid has balls.
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126. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 3 years ago on video Giant water slide
i agree with #16 . the rest of you are just bitchin
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127. ruhk 3 years ago on video Baby Beaver
gives new meaning to the phrase "beaver shot"!
#6 thats for you
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128. ruhk 3 years ago on video Optical Illusions
i like the sound track. annoying color scheme tho.
good video 3:40 was the best tho
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130. ruhk 3 years ago on video Pool Domination
kinda boring. lets see it blind folded, drunk, after being spun around 20 times. and kicked off the porch. with no water in the pool.
THEN ILL BE IMPRESSED.
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131. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 3 years ago on video The worlds fastest...
the clapper got wicked fast, then decided to use both hands
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132. ruhk 3 years ago on video Banned commercial: bad eyes
LOVE IT!
squeek squeek NO LUBE SQUEEEEEEEEK %^@#$^&*$%^@# squeeeeeeek.
>_<
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134. ruhk 3 years ago on video Don't get hurt Healthcare
#6 In the US if you lose fingers and have insurance, they put them back on. If you dont have insurance they may decide that one of those fingers has shall we say, spoiled. or some other excuse. by law they have to treat you if you have life threatening problems. Then they send you 20,000$ medical bills. Im up to 10 grand due to a bad head on collision. They gave me generic weak ass drugs, but they fixed my broken ribs and even drove me to the hospital on one of those spiffy meat wagons.
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135. ruhk 3 years ago on video Man stares death in the face, and then takes a picture of it
Hes crossing his legs because the torn off fender just snagged a testicle. The photo was for insurance purposes!
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136. ruhk 3 years ago on video How NOT to jump an ATV
had he let off the gas he would have been fine.
Honda odyssey. Roll cage and 5 point harness. I have seen way worse wrecks and people walked away just fine.
oh and #9, which one of the 201 sovereign states would they be from? surely not YOUR country, as you dont have any tards mucking about.
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137. ruhk 3 years ago on video Michael Jackson Is Dead
nothing like a dead pedo to get everyone fired up
JUST KIDDING
but in all seriousness, his death brought us alllll together in one big fist fighting mud slinging family world wide.
Either you HATE him or you LOVE him, for the time being that seems to be the extent of the ruckus.
RIP you plastic bastard.
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138. ruhk 3 years ago on video Ninja skillz
You guys are too critical, isnt it obvious? the guy is on drugs. cut him some slack, this IS his cry for help.
zZzZzzzzzzzz *snore* zZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
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139. ruhk 3 years ago on video Whale Wars
#19, i would make soap out of you so fast it would make your head spin right off my plate
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140. ruhk 3 years ago on video Hammer time
#(removed comment) i cant blame you for not knowing what "Hammer Time" is, after all the rock you live under is HUGE!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC_Hammer
"Stanley Kirk Burrell (born March 30, 1962), known better by his stage names MC Hammer and Hammer, is an African-American multi-platinum selling MC and dancer most popular during the late 1980s until the mid-1990s, known for his dramatic "rise and fall" from fame and fortune and his trademark Hammer Pants. He became a preacher during the late 1990s and as of 2008 works as a co-initiator of a dance website, television show host and CEO, still performing occasionally at concerts and other functions in addition to his own reality show.[1]"
I grew up on that shit, but i wont admit it with my real name
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141. ruhk 3 years ago on video Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2009
Ok, im a fan. I WOULD TOTALY DO THAT.
2:10 the guy with round things around his waist, looks like he has a plan, but FAIL.
DOWNHILL = teh win
UPHILL = sux0r
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142. ruhk 3 years ago on video New Zealand: 100% ours
#12 (Gorf)
100% HILARIOUS (but still not true)
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144. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 3 years ago on video Great American Football catch
#5 does it count as a goal if the keeper is attached to the ball?
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146. ruhk 3 years ago on video Star Wars vs Star Trek
AWESOME! totaly awesome! Looks better then the real thing.
huge fan!.
and the fist bump is great
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148. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 3 years ago on video Amazing Pong shots
now we all hate that arse that screams FAAAAAAKE, and im not going to be that guy exactly, but i will say this. clever editing. prolly many many many maaany takes, but they keep their composure for what must surely be a 15th try. I believe a similar video was posted on here a while back.
Either way, its impressive in a simple sort of way.
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149. ruhk 3 years ago on video Funny cats compilation
#10 , dont worry. its not your ears that make you wrong
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153. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 3 years ago on video Amazing rally crash
#8 do you really want those A-holes racing through your local walmart parking lot while your busy fetching carts from the cart corral? mountains have less traffic
~_~ i want to see his insurance premiums
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154. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 3 years ago on video Cat Shit One
bad ass bunnys
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155. ruhk 3 years ago on video Chad Vader After Dentist
too funny. my local radio station played the original vid with the kid, complete with slo mo effects on his "freak out"...
looks like an acid trip gone wrong..... or really good.
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156. ruhk 3 years ago on video Kitten still loves puppy
cat: its ok ...just relax
dog: look man, i really dont feel comfortable with this.
cat: no really, its ok.
dog: RAWR RAWR RAWR
cat: ......dont tell your mother.
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157. ruhk 3 years ago on video The most expensive BMW ad ever
OWNED.
ALL HER BASE BELONG TO OWEN.
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158. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 3 years ago on video Worst pickup line ever
i like his laugh after the "awkward moment"
heha
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160. ruhk 3 years ago on video World's luckiest deer
#14 its called dinner you ass bag. how else will he survive? you know he doesnt have a YOB
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161. ruhk 3 years ago on video High-Velocity Falcon
#5 ,
IG-2000 would have toasted the Millennium Falcon if it hadnt been for that damn boba.....
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162. ruhk 3 years ago on video High-Velocity Falcon
#2 Frightful was in a 5 part series starting with My Side of the Mountain, with 4 sequels to it :
(from wikipedia)
On the Far Side of the Mountain (1991), Frightful's Mountain (1999), Frightful's Daughter (2002) and Frightful's Daughter Meets the Baron Weasel (2007)
I have only read the first one, which was damn good.
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163. ruhk 3 years ago on video Call of Duty vs The Real World
that was so accurate... that map was overgrown btw
Only thing that wasnt accurate is normaly that kid is about 8 and hes yelling at his mom to stay up late.
I give it 2 monkey heads 
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164. ruhk 3 years ago on video Kid on drugs...
i heard this on the maxwell show a week ago or so, his freakout at the end is AWESOME in slow-mo lol...
(100.7 WMMS in cleveland)
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166. ruhk 3 years ago on video Prank call by 8-year-old
cute kid, love the accent.
"will it make a crash or a wallop"
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167. ruhk 3 years ago on video Knocked out by a speargun
This is going to sound retarded, but the recoil of the spear gun is not nearly as bad under water. I know, i have shot them before.
You are not supposed to fire it on land, something about the viscosity of the water and what not. either way hes a damn idiot. i feel his pain tho, you know that hurt like 10 mofos
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169. ruhk 3 years ago on video When a woman asks for a massage...
how do you sneak back out of the room in a creaky rubber suit
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171. ruhk 4 years ago on video Japanese gas station service
its not so much desperation for business, as it is a pride in the work. no matter what im doing, i do it in a way that i will be proud of my results.... ( of course im totaly making that up), but seriously, they have stellar work ethic
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172. ruhk 4 years ago on video A new watersport
#8 i dont know, i dont think i would rate their ass a nine
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175. ruhk 4 years ago on video Old man crashes into Ferrari 355 Spider
old man said PUNCH IT CHEWIE
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176. ruhk 4 years ago on video Einstein bird
i had an african grey in my house when i was a kid, he said some of the nicest swear words ever
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177. ruhk 4 years ago on video If the Matrix ran on Windows
#8 you misunderstand, he would break the spoon with the KID.
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178. ruhk 4 years ago on video Cannabis
I remember when this came out on TV on NBC, i hope someone uploads the crazy women with the frying pan, this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs *SMASH*
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179. ruhk 4 years ago on video Tornado making a mess
#5 its a piece of plastic, i saw it too, looks like a person getting yanked up off the ground.
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180. ruhk 4 years ago on video Siberian Husky dogs singing with Gwen Stefani
are you kidding? hes not singing, hes saying WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY are you doing this to me.
if you listen carefully hes going "ooh noo, nooooooooooo"
watch closely when the song restarts. hes says " no no noooooo"
give him some tool and he will be ok.
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182. ruhk 4 years ago on video Addicted to work
funny.. i like how he bangs her hand on the table
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183. ruhk 4 years ago on video Pretty good driver
heh count on waylon for the sound track...
wonder if it was the duke boys
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184. ruhk 4 years ago on video Hamster On A Piano (Eating Popcorn)
takes dedication to write a song for a walking dust bunny
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185. ruhk 4 years ago on video Full auto Glock
here in Ohio ( USA ) you only need to register a gun if its A) a concealed carry weapon and B) if its fully automatic.
I own 3 guns, none of which are registered in my name, none of which are illegal according to federal statutes.
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186. ruhk 4 years ago on video Top 10 Super Bowl commercials
hey... hey you... *wack*
GOD BLESS HDTV!
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187. ruhk 4 years ago on video Gun control
#12 maybe you are the brainless one.
I would like to see you try to implement that. Seriously.
maybe im one of those "dumb gun toting americans", but i tell you what, nothing harder to control then a whole flock of rednecks armed to the teeth.
You can have my guns when you pry em from my cold dead fingers
Proud owner of a S&W 40, and 7.62x39.
Go ahead punk. Make my day.
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188. ruhk 4 years ago on video Super sized mouth
#12 , remember the "holloween" goatse?
#6 , if that was the case, your mother would be able to fly, what with the face wings and all.
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189. ruhk 4 years ago on video Bad hangover
the point is that was a wicked hangover to end up married with an eight year old kid or so
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190. ruhk 4 years ago on video Art with sand
for all the "haters" saying its easy or whatever, think about this. the guy didnt mess up in the whole 9 minutes. good luck without some serious practice
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192. ruhk 4 years ago on video Yet another "Drink Milk" commercial
he should have popped the top in the dinos nostril while he could.
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193. ruhk 4 years ago on video Army accidents compilation
I really hope 3:56 got away.... you know he spit a few fuck yous in that guys eye
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194. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ruhk 4 years ago on video Unboxing the Samsung Omnia
1:10 Such fan fair for a phone. If it can drive me to the hospital after i have had an AR accident, then i will be impressed. ( Alcohol related )
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196. ruhk 4 years ago on video Skater vs security guard
If the skater punk had left when the security guard had first told him to, he could have just gone to another building to skate. Instead, he showed off in front of his friends, and the internet will forever know he got punked out by a "rent-a-cop" on the street. nice hip throw.
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199. ruhk 4 years ago on video Rap battle translated
I just watched the original, and that shits funny.
yo dog, get out my face.
POW
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200. ruhk 4 years ago on video Stars in the space
Its going to be very weird telling my future kids that pluto used to be a planet. Im sure we will have that conversation on the way to school in our AI piloted flying car from HONDA.
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202. ruhk 4 years ago on video Fresh Octopus
That is very unique. I enjoy calimari, and octopus but i dont believe i could eat them quite that fresh.
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203. ruhk 4 years ago on video Acrobatic duet
WOW. The physical prowess is quite evident.
As for the "gay" aspect, if they are not homosexual, they are extremely comfortable with their sexuality. Either gay, or friends since early childhood. Good for them, i wish i had that kind of physical skill.
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204. ruhk 4 years ago on video Sadam & Osama
That is absolutely the greatest thing i have ever seen.
Im not sure who should be more offended, the westerners it portrays as pig eating, fornicating idiots, the middle easterners who have to endure saddam wanting osama-rinds, or the far easterners who made this flick. The quality is too good for afghanistanimation.
either way, very creative. i especially loved the dukes of hazard reference.
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1. ruhk 8 days ago on video Watch out for the modern pickpocket
"can I say this? Sonovabitch!"
priceless.