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2. s1nn0cence 39 days ago on video Pentatonix - Evolution of Music
Holy moley!! Anyone else got goosebumps by the deep low tone of that last guy? 
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3. s1nn0cence 47 days ago on video Tennis entertainer
if that doesn't SCREAM charisma, then nothing will. my hat's off to him!
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4. s1nn0cence 50 days ago on video Neighbour of the year picks up 17 year old from School in a Lamborghini, then matches and doubles al
Douchebag level: "I has 3 gopros on my lambo bioatch!!! Look at me, peasants!!! I said look at me!!! ..please? 
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6. s1nn0cence 66 days ago on video Urban Wingsuit Rio De Janeiro
Hahahaha.. gotta love them mofos using mirrorless cameras instead of compact sports/action cameras like the GoPro.
Try attaching a full-frame DSLR to your helmet next time? A Canon 5D or Nikon D800 maybe? 
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7. s1nn0cence 70 days ago on video The Super Supercapacitor
He's a scientist and has a mullet. Therefore, I fully trust him. 
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8. s1nn0cence 74 days ago on video NASCAR pit crew tire change POV with purple glowing brake rotor
"professional spectator" ..lol
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9. s1nn0cence 126 days ago on video Pogo Sticking taken to ridiculous levels.
#3 you beat me to it. Had to vote you up.
It's amazing how many kids nowadays risk their health and even LIFE so they can jump from 2m high using a stick and get it on camera.
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10. s1nn0cence 126 days ago on video Giraffes Fight To The Death - Kalahari desert
as old giraffe was down, it drank +40 dodge potion
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11. s1nn0cence 138 days ago on video Wingsuit Formation Proximity Flying
3:39 is that a Sony Nex-5 strapped to the guy's helmet? Lmao ..cuz a GoPro is too mainstream.
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12. s1nn0cence 172 days ago on video The Jimmy Kimmel Live Hunger Games
Staged and fake as his tan and the stupid smug on his face.
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13. s1nn0cence 172 days ago on video Fail Compilation November 2012 || TNL
Don't you just love it when people brake with their faces?
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14. s1nn0cence 174 days ago on video Bouncing Drummer
guy who filmed this should invest in a tripod ..or quit smoking
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15. s1nn0cence 179 days ago on video Elevator prank
Lucky kid, I would have drop kicked her head? off in terror as I pee'd myself. 
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16. s1nn0cence 180 days ago on video "Stink Master 2000" - Bio Warfare Slingshot
Honestly, how can you NOT love this guy?
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17. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 183 days ago on video Kid get slapped while sleeping in class.
WHY DID SHE SLAP??
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19. s1nn0cence 185 days ago on video Future Highway -- Mind Blow
effin hipsters wearing their stupid beanies indoors
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20. s1nn0cence 194 days ago on video James Bond's "Spy" Slingshot Pistol
Guy really knows his slings ..THEREFORE I might go buy some of his stuff.
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21. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 197 days ago on video The Most Beautiful Thing
ZITS!!! Zits everywhere!!!! 
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22. s1nn0cence 198 days ago on video KungFu-baby fight Dragon
0:46 his left hand grows abnormally large for a second there
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24. s1nn0cence 200 days ago on video Misheard Song Lyrics
Errmm.. 2:44 pretty sure "We build this city on rock'n'roll" does NOT sound like "We build this city on a dog camel" 
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26. s1nn0cence 220 days ago on video Russian Car Insurance Scam Attempt Fail Compilation
I want to see the following videos of drivers getting out of their cars and beating the shit outta these scamming fags.
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27. s1nn0cence 220 days ago on video Tough Guy
Lmao gangsta guy here passed out. She's more of a man than he is. She's pretty hot, tho. 
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28. s1nn0cence 221 days ago on video Ray Villafane: 'Extreme' Pumpkin Carver
anyone else thinks he looks like a skinnier, hairy-er Vin Diesel?
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30. s1nn0cence 224 days ago on video The flintstones are back ...
well at least the guy in yellow sure had a nice workout
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31. s1nn0cence 226 days ago on video Road Bike Party
Haha, that day has finally come. A WD-40 viral. Props to the producers.
Btw, anyone got any idea how pricy/the spec's on that bike are?
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34. s1nn0cence 232 days ago on video She wanted to see how her husband works
was it really just me thinking of punching her stupid teeth out for going "Ninho, Ninho!!" in a squeeky voice for 9 minutes?
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36. s1nn0cence 244 days ago on video New iPhone 5 commercial
The iPhone5 ..the 6th iPhone. Errrm... yes, the 6th iPhone. 
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37. s1nn0cence 251 days ago on video Moving Statue Prank
1:57 effin' PRICELESS!!!!
..also, fatso on the phone at 1:14 totally pooped his pants ..lmao trying to play it cool afterwards
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41. s1nn0cence 265 days ago on video Worst attempt at an insurance scam ever
I am actually surprised the driver didn't beat the shit outta that inbred. I know I would've.
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43. s1nn0cence 272 days ago on video Jyoti Amge Becomes The World's Smallest Woman
#4 you made my day
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44. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 273 days ago on video Train performance, wait for it...
why was he wearing a t-shirt under a t-shirt anyway? 
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45. s1nn0cence 277 days ago on video Rollin'
Pikes Peak Hillclimb 2012, this happened few days ago.
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46. s1nn0cence 278 days ago on video The Mast Brothers
New Drinking Game !!!!
Have a shot of tequila/jaeger everytime any beared guy says "curiosity".
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49. s1nn0cence 291 days ago on video Another Idiot on the road
And not a single f*ck was given that day.
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50. s1nn0cence 293 days ago on video Zombie Experiment NYC
1:04 hmm, she kinda looks like one of my ex's ..she used to be a shopping-zombie aswell.
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52. s1nn0cence 314 days ago on video Flawless jump!
His friend is like: "Yeah, I'm just gonna sit here and look pretty. Thanks!"
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53. s1nn0cence 322 days ago on video Trust me, i'm an engineer !
3:07 Have you ever been so angry you drove a HOUSE into a CAR?
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54. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 335 days ago on video Pendulum
2:22 HULK SMASH!!!!!!
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56. s1nn0cence 350 days ago on video Spirit Of A Denture
I am a dentist and I approve of this clip.
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57. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 356 days ago on video And A WTF To You Sir
Sure, spit that thing on the ground and then put it back in your mouth. Intelligence is strong in this one.
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58. s1nn0cence 362 days ago on video Man who can sing every thing
the prince impression at the end was impressively accurate.
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59. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video boy knows how to do it, with persistence
That kid's me on Saturday nights.
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60. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Dubai Airport Flash Mob
..and not an arab f*ck was given that day.
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61. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video The Golden Ratio 1.618
Think you've seen this before? You have.
http://www.snotr.com/video/4250/Nature_by_numbers
Also, the math involved in nature is amazing.
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62. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Duo Maintenant
how do you expect us to refrain from sexual comments when 80% of the time he looks like he's eating her out? lol
great performance though.
P.S.: I bet they shag like rabbits, hah. (THERE, my sexual comment. Vote me down only if you didn't think it yourself )
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64. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video How to weaponize office supplies
1. This guy is PURE GENIUS.
2. He's adorable (in a totally non-gay way). Just listen to that German accent.
3. I dare you to count how many times he says "like this".
4. Video gets insta-fav. 
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65. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Nice Beatboxing
Nice skills but ultimately useless.
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66. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Fill mine with Vodka please
Yay! Drinking body-warmed beer!! What I've ALWAYS wanted! /sarcasm
Sad part is.. I bet this still sells like crazy amongst americans.
JUST 29.99$. CALL NOW!!!
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67. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Power Workout
Typical inmate workout. Great upper body strength and definition, poor lower body mass.
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68. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Old Man Hearing Music From His Era
snap, that was for #7 actually, irishgek. My bad.
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70. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video AH-64 Apache Crash in Afghanistan after Insane Maneuver
#11 you just made my day. Namaste!
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71. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video One hell of a way to go to school...
#10 haha, had to play the video again.. and you're right, at 0:23 the narrator actually says that. What a douche, lol.
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75. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video The Chase
That was some cheesy-ass dialogue.
Also, WHO IN THE WORLD holds their Xbox/PS controllers that high and forward like that????
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76. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Life is Beautiful
So yea.. I get all the extreme sports and whatnot ..BUT FRISBEE? Whoa, how extreme!!!
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77. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Mustang Burnout & Chase of RC Drift Car
3:17 "Mommy, NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
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78. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Yet Another Fail Collection
7:46 ..don't you just love it when people break using their face?
7:50 Alien?
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79. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video street trial et dirt backflip vintage ladies bike
Nice skills..
Still, there go his knees and vertebrae.
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80. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Anonymous Having Fun During Interview
6:27 "Internet is serious bizniz!" LMAO !!!!!!
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82. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Audi 2012 Game Day Commercial - Vampire Party
Funny (or not) commercial aside, the new Audi A8 is simply STUNNING.
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83. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Crab amputates own limb
Hello, crab. I want to play a game..
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84. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Slackline January 2012
If I would try that sh*t, I'd break my ballsack in 3 seconds FLAT.
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86. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Fire From The Sky?
So basically it's saying it's got a 70% chance to fall in the ocean, and another 20% in Africa.
Why are we worrying again?
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88. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Recursive Nightmare
Wifey was pretty hot tbh ..also loved the boob grab.
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89. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Fotoshop by Adobé
....aaaaaaaaaaaaand cue lawsuit in 3... 2... 1...
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90. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Somebody That I Used to Know - Walk off the Earth (Gotye - Cover)
1) and THAT, kids, is how you molest a guitar
2) I was waiting for the guy on the right to yell "THIS IS ..SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!"
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91. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video RIDERS ARE AWESOME 2011
soooo.. was I the only one thinking @ 2:56 the chopper's blades will chop the rider's head off?
Also, Elastomania anyone?
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92. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Estonian Army Party
#2 cheers, mate ..your comment made my day.
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93. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Mullet guy with whistling skills
McGyver approves of this guy.
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94. s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video 25 Ways to Wear a Scarf in 4.5 Minutes!
well not to be picky or anything, but 4.5 minutes is 4' 30''
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96. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 1 year ago on video Wingsuit Proximity Flying
Flying? Really? ..more like angled falling tbh.
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97. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video World Record Beer Stein Carrying Attempt
What a pansy! It's basically just carrying 22kilos for 10 meters or so. Pfffft
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99. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Female praying mantis eats male after mating
0:13 ..is it in yet?
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100. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Who SCREAMS louder? Azarenka vs Wozniacki
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8wJbA4BIR8
..Imma just leave this here.
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101. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Giant Turtle Crushes Watermelon
Turtle goes like: OM NOM NOM NOM
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102. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Ford Focus 120mph (193km/h) Crash Test
so... am I REALLY the only one here thinking that's a waste of rims on the back tires?? (you'll notice they swapped the front rims for the actual crash)
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103. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Michael Winslow - Whole Lotta Love
this guy made the electric guitar obsolete.
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104. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Kenneth Moen Hillclimb Drift Lillehammer
he must HATE tires.
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105. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Man Slams Through a Glass Door
Man in tuxedo: "Dude, you gonna pay for that?"
Blind mofo: *groans "Hmpff."
Man in tuxedo: "Aight. Move along people, nothing to see here!"
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106. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Strange Japanese world guinness record
Dear Japan... WTF???
Sincerely, the rest of the world.
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107. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video FAIL Collection
4:38 "Ionutz ..ba Ionutz" LMAO ..bucharest imbeciles
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110. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Out Of Nowhere Choir Prank
I'd be like "WTF ?? GTFO ..nao!!!!"
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111. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Russia Car Crash Compilation
3:23 "Life is worth much more than gold."
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112. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Indian Dentist
I'm actually a dentist and I laughed my ass off.
(this is going straight to my facebook, lol)
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113. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Things your GPS won't say (but maybe should)
Last one was funniest of them all.
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114. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Mykel Hawke's Jungle Survival Kit
2:06 OHNOES!!! ..the branches and thorns are TRYING TO STAB HIM!!!!!!
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115. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Handling branches
You see balance.
I see one focused, creepy, well-toned deltoids mofo. 
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116. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Lion takes a nap
.."THE LION SLEEEPS TONIGHTTTTT" *humms themesong*
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117. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Useless Facts Vol. 1
#9, thanks for the link, mate. Was quite the read.
Now FU for not being able to sleep tonight. 
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118. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video tv fail compilation
4:49 "Here it comes!!" LMAO, this is goin straight to my favourites. ^^
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119. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video The Need 4 Speed: The Art of Flight
Errrrm, flying?? Hardly. More like gliding. If that. 
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121. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Kid playing with bug in his mouth
oh snap!!! anyone else feels damn itchy?? *scratches violently
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122. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Angry Man With No Arms Destroys Hotel Lobby
IT'S GODZILLA!!!!!!!
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123. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Ridiculous traffic intersection in Iran
pedestrians: balls of steel.
otherwise, it all looks so beautifully coreographed.
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124. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Days Like This: Blue Chopper
How 'bout you try this again, now in proper English? Cheers.
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125. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Britains Got Talent 2011 - Razy Gogonea Matrix Break Dance
#15 why the hate, man? I get where you're going with this, Romania is indeed a wonderful country. It's just too bad it's mostly run by imbeciles and inbreds. And always being identified with that kind of people while going abroad, makes me ashamed of who we are as a nation. Sheeple incapable of overthrowing a malfunctioning parliament and government. A nation without future. Don't deny it, deep down you know we're hopeless.
"Romania, te iubesc! ..dar cu prezervativ."
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126. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Brendon Smith Blunt Scooters
PULL UP YER PANTS, YOUNG BOY!!!!!!
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128. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video FPSRussia - The 40mm Machine Gun!
Largest Machine gun a normal civilian can own legally.
..as opposed to a ..deranged civilian?
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129. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video The World's Deepest Indoor Swimming Pool
Anyone know the song name please? Cheers.
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130. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Hand transplant
OMG!!! ZOMBIE HAND!!!
Although I'm a doctor and I fully appreciate any successful surgery, and the humbling experience the patient and her mother went through ..c'monn you gotta have some sense of humor. So #4, my hat's off to you.
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132. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Street Sweeper
<<Insert "In Soviet Russia.." joke here>>
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134. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Girl Fail Compilation
that's what you get for leaving the kitchen!!!
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136. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Lioness tries to eat baby at the zoo
must... eat.. little.. monkey 
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137. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Backyard BMX and Motocross park - Farm Jam
- And like, dude.. like, you know..
- Yea, dude.. totally.
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138. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Family Feud - A part of your body..."
Hmm , weird.. according to you then, most anatomy atlases are full of foul language and obscenities.
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139. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Ferrofluid Sculpture Morpho Towers
that piano was annoying as hell
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140. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Aging Face Transformation
young #4 was creepy-est of them all
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142. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video On the Pipe 6 - Andre Villa
errrm, wasn't advertising in videos against snotr policy?
how bout i go ahead and edit a 30sec funny clip and at the end i put my website ..then submit it for upload?
will it get aproved? ..please? ..pretty please?
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143. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Groovy dancing girl!
why vote the video down? her dancing's so funky!
and yes, they had the music slowed down to 1.5x and sped the whole thing up in post-production.
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144. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Speed Charcoal Drawing
Whossat? Mila Kunis? OMG, Oana Zavoranu !!!!!
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145. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Scary little girl in a hotel corridor
LMAO I bet the maid did not see the movie
oh and btw, I bet the last woman was about to smack the little girl (instinctive protective reaction)
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146. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Maze game reaction
so anyone else thought he's got no teeth ?
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147. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Glass Visions
4:58 ..just imagine the pr0n possibilities!!
lol soz, but someone had to say it
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148. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Ski Lift Face Plant
well that deserves a Darwin award right there
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149. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Very special coca-cola machine in Sao Paulo (Brasil)
hmmm.. gloryhole flashbacks?
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150. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video IT'S SHOWTIME!
so do they pay Eddie Murphy per number of times he says "showtime" in movies??
also, Arnold at 0:27 ..laughted my ass off
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153. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Chinese Dance
IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!
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154. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Suspect jumps out of a moving police car!
0:29
Man: "But he was recaptured, I take it??"
Woman: DOOOOH!!! (does forehead L-sign in her mind)
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155. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video America's Homeless Got Talent
0:54 "i can s*ck your d*ck for that dollar" LMAO
..on a sidenote, Bud Bundy looka like a male crack whore as an adult
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156. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Self-Driving Road Train
Really now? We've gotten to that point where we simply cannot be bothered to SIT ON OUR ASSES and turn a friggin wheel? THAT lazy?? Human kind deserves its fate.
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157. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Women In Film
soooo... how much did Reese Whith-her-spoon pay to be included in this??
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158. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Cami Secret. Custom cleavage.
The heretic that invented this should be burned on a cross!!!!
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159. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Remote-controlled paintballing tank
Lol I can see people actually stealing it in the 'battlefield' haha
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160. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Backflip off a two story building
Like late Carlin woulda said ..a near miss.
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162. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Team Hoyt
ummmmm, go ahead and thumb this down if that rocks your boat.. but let's be realistic here.. his disabled son "COMPETING" ??? (like his father repeatedly says) ..he just sits on his ass. I'm competing right now by typing this.
No. He simply takes part by doing nothing. A free 1st person view of the competition. An illusion that he's competing. Does that make him happy? Most probably. Is it a noble gesture from his father? Undoubtedly. Does he actively participate in the process? Hardly.
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163. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Fail Compilation December 2010
GET THE TURKEY OUTTA THERE!!!!! hurr hurr
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164. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Squirrel adopted by cat
#6 ,newsflash! Squirrels ARE rodents.
*insert squirrel wikipaedia link here*
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165. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video The Real Hustle Car Buy Scam
Television. Now teaching you how to scam people. GG
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167. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Birth of A Botfly Maggot: with "Doctor Bugs"
why does he have to talk with those pauses?
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168. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Pizza Tosser With Skills
#3 .. 5 second rule?
..for those who got no idea what that is.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5-Second_Rule
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169. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video How to remove snow from your roof!
#12 ,sounded more like a war cry to me
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170. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Pepper Spray!
and the winner is: guys at 0:40 ..mofo came back for some more, lol
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171. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Aung Zaw Oo Showreeel 2010
Holy shit, his name is actually Oo ?? LMAO i would DIE to hear people call him in they street like that.. "Sssup, OOO!!!"
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172. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video H-Bomb in Space
errmm.. how 'bout it's time America gets off that oh-look-at-me-i'm-awesome horse and STOPS fukkin' around with nuclear bombs "just to see what it looks like"
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173. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Gator on your doorstep
- KNOCK KNOCK!!
- WHO'S THERE?
- ...GATOR.
- GATOR WH-.. HOLY SHIT!!
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175. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Online Gaming Distractions
2:49 Here's a tip: Don't suck deek!
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176. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Buddy Lee
also, that headband must be a MAGNET for the ladies
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180. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video ISS Tour - Welcome To The International Space Station!
No wonder his socks are so clean!!!!
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182. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Epic Muay Thai Fight
How can anyone fight on that shitty-ass music?
Btw, 0:57 PRICELESS! Even the referee was laughing at the guy, LOL.
Admins, you shoulda made one emoticon that pukes. Much needed.
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183. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Human pyramides
well.. there's one way to f*ck up your spine
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184. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video Thai life insurance
0:45 ..was he jerkin' off?
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185. s1nn0cence 2 years ago on video World's youngest transexual
Go ahead and rate this down if you will, but the grey-heaired guy was more of a fairy then her/him.
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187. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Cute Owl Hunts Invisible Prey
oh great! I submitted a link to this like a week ago.. buy HEY, whaddaya know Portugal26's name is above there woohoo
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188. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Raven taking a bath
LOL, after the crow left the bathtub, it was like "kthxbai"
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189. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Cyanide & Happiness - Ted Bear
luvvin dis ..and dissing bear grillz
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190. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Girl goes crazy with her cam's special effects
Giggity giggity goo
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191. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Flexible Dude
well nomatter how drunk I'd get, this guy wouldn't appeal to me as a potential sex partner..
Zlata, though.. Mmmmmmm..
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192. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video HRP-4C - Singing and Dancing Japanese Robot
gimme a bottle of tequilla and i'll F*ck it!!
jokes aside, Uncanny Valley much? ..oh and her huge-ass hands were in the way of the cute redhead with the killer legs. .
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193. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Top Thrill Dragster POV
used to work in Cedar Point as a summer job back in '03 ..this ride used to be the fastest,highest and the fastest accelerating rollercoaster in the world. Thing is, if they didn't estimate the passengers' weight right, the ride used to get to the top, but not make it OVER the top.. so it came back downwards.. now there was a thrill, lol
..ah, the memories!
edit: will prolly put some pictures with the dragster in a photobucket/picasa album if anyone's interested
2nd edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cedar_Point_Ohio_071_Dragster.JPG
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195. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Fire Breathing Gone Wrong
STOP. - check
DROP. - check
ROLL. - check
What? He's done everything by the book!!
#5 ,would you use something non-flammable for firebreathing? tard.
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196. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Crash carnage
..as late George Carlin would put it, a "near miss"
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198. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video optical illusion to slow down drivers
0:26 "..almost like it's painted on the runway"
it IS painted on the runway, you dumb broad!!!
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200. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video The Indian Female Version of Chuck Norris
#17 .. i lost it.. EPIC, mate !!
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201. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Packaging Playing Cards In China
slavery at it's best? guy at 0:52 has that zombie look.. "must package more" O.o
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203. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Foreign accent syndrome
any hungarians here? that's more like a hungarian accent she's mimmicking tbh
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205. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video The victim of wild dogs
2:20 Impala: "IN YO FACE, BITCHIZZ!!!"
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206. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Mini cannon firing and destroying targets.
that Smirnoff Ice REALLY needed to be destroyed
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207. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video US Navy drill team in Norway
considering the US military/navy/airforce /whatever get SHITLOAD of financial support from the average american taxpayer.. couldn't they afford at least proper soldier pants size? /facepalm
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208. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Pool Jump Attempt
#6 you ignorant bastard!! if you'll care to watch ANY national/international swimming competition, you'll notice that NONE of the swimmers wear your usual beach trunks. It's standard swimming equipment. They don't wear those to be in fashion, but to make them most hidrodynamic.
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209. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Lioness forgives Kevin Richardson at the end
this man, as caring to the animals as he may be ..is SOOOO gonna get eaten alive by one ^^
we don't call them wild animals for no reason.. and taming lions, as awesome as it may sound.. is just wrong.
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210. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Stretchy Skin Man
#2 you're definitely a woman ..either that or Elton John
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211. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Blue Angels
Imagine being in an elevator and from a standstill, the elevator to go up at 60kmph.. that's about what the guy felt at 2:46 ..
Oh and for the ones that wondered, song is "FC Kahuna - Hayling" ,album name "Machine says yes"
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213. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Diffusion cloud chamber.
okay, i'm gonna wait for the same video with a narrator that doesn't have a guy's plums in her mouth
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214. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Hero donates 200 kidneys
"3 people are dead after grenade-eating contest goes bad..." EPIC!!!
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215. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Mike walks across United States of America
my browser (Opera) shows me boob ads all the time.. it's like a titty wonderland! LOL
..but hey, who's complaining
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217. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Tooth Tower
#11 no, they're not healthy teeth you're seeing there..
as a dental student i can tell you he's previously kept them (after the extraction, of course) in a cholrine solution.. that explains the white color you see and the illusion of perfectly fine teeth
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218. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video The best "Come on down" ever on The Price is Right.
#11 ..spot on!
..i love it how the host is just speechless and after 0:15 all he can manage to say is "hurr hurr"
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219. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video failed arm robbery
0:25 ..the way the cashier just simply throws the robber-wannabe's bag away ..like saying "dude GTFO ma face!"
EPICNESS
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220. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Cold lava :D
1:12 "it's not snow, it's not ice.."
you dumb bitch, it IS ice! lotsa ice floating above a near-freezing point water stream.
srsly, how do they hire these imbeciles? ..that again, how smart do you have to be to become a park ranger
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221. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Ozzy Osbourne scares people at wax museum.
#1, basically you're admitting you're a wuss
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222. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Japan's ramen robot
her voice makes me wanna punch her in the face
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225. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Another "Did You Know" Video
so Marmalade is the new snotr troll, huh?
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226. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Reliant Robin space shuttle (Top Gear)
9:04 ..did he just say "BRAKE!!!" ??
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227. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Sports commentator misses red card
LMAO ..he was clueless.. "wait, whaa? ..i didn't see shit"
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228. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Mom Meltdown
"OMG THERE'S DRINKS EVERYWHERE!" ..they should put that in horror movies!
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229. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Pilipinas Got Talent contestant sounding like a horse
0:56 she's giving him that "I soo wanna do you, right here, right now!!!" -look
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230. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Pilipinas Got Talent contestant sounding like a horse
GO TRANNY GO!!!
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231. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Taiwanese Boy Sings Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You'
Who cut his hair ?
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233. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Freestyler
errrrm.. 0:32 "we're gonna suck on" ...WHAT?
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235. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Can I get a napkin please?
I'd be like "GTFO and lemme enjoy my food!"
..now rate me down
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237. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Mad Brits
Iz nais, haifaiv!! wanna have sexy-time with your mouth!
#11 ,that's a woman btw
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239. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Turn your head
chatroulette ftl..
still, liked the idea.. props
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240. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Old man beats up thug
now that's an old man who was eating his veggies!!
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241. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Good song :D
school for „special„ children again?
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242. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Can you spot the dirtbag?
#(removed comment), for no reason? orly? how can you NOT vote down lameass comments like #1 ?
either have something witty and/or constructive to say, or STFU
P.S.: feel free to vote this down
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244. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Dance Fail 2010
yes indeed they are romanian.. gotta love the two empty bottles of Jagermeister on the table
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245. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Antiques TV - blanket
I wouldve just bought it for the 20$ or whatever the old guy was asking for it..
why deny MY chances to get rich huh?
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246. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video The Passenger
#(removed comment) will you just GTFO already with the imma big fan crap?
noone gives a damn, you sorry-ass fool
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247. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Double-Decker Drift
tbf, Tiff Needell has some skills, but hearing and seeing his ugly mug puts me off every damn time
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248. s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Panic Attack! 2009
28 Days Later theme song ..have to admit it fitted pretty well.. props to these guys!
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249. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 3 years ago on video Demolition crane's
well, if you grow a pair of eyes and hopefully a brain to go with it, you'd notice that just before the impact (what a coincidence btw, for that car to drive at the right time in that wrecking ball's way, innit) ,the car was leaning full left, the whole weight distribution was switched to the left side so the car doesn't do more than one full roll.
can I have my award now? thanks
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251. s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video "Le chance" compilation
old as hell and the video quality blows
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252. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video First spiderman
1:25 ..oooops, there goes my spine!
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253. s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video Now THIS is a chick magnet!
I stil lcan't believe the dumb broad opened the door! I was totally like ..there goes a nice piece o' kit to waste! (..and expecting the thing to take water in and sink slowly)
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254. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video SNL Digital Short - Firelight
anyone else who doesn't find this crap funny?
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255. s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video Jennifer Jones Best Curling Shot!
#4 sure's got my vote!
by the grotesque way they're screaming, just imagining how they squeal in bed is a HUGE turn-off
..who gives a rat's ass for being able to push a stone? my 3yo nephew can do that, ffs
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256. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video The Perfect Drift
forgive my rage, but honestly, how could ANYONE stand a tv show in which 3-4 dumbasses keep screaming continuously? Japanese are weirdos, hands down
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258. s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video School answering machine
so many options.. what number do I press?
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259. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video SNL Digital Short - On The Ground
someone please explain why this is funny
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260. s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video The Crawl - 1997
running/swimming for those distances is soo NOT healthy at all! ask ANY sports coach, ANY sports doctor, ANY nutritionist, etc
just by simply putting your body at line for that kinda effort is plain dumb. You age 3x faster, burning NECESARY body fat AND muscle. Iron will? yes, perhaps. Props to them. Worth it? Hell no. Is it gonna get you laid? Never. my 2c
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262. s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video 4 Chords, 36 songs
a MOTHERFUCKING birdplaaaane ..lost it right there
brilliant!
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263. s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video Band Saw Magic
fuck's sake! I'm gonna dream about cut off thumbs tonight
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264. s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video Optimus Prime top 10 list
I feel like punching his face repeatedly
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265. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video Biggest man on earth?
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267. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video To the edge of space in a spyplane
best place everrr to smoke a joint at! /innocent
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268. s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video When gymnastic meets urban tricks
dance, little monkey, dance!!!
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269. s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video Top Gear - Rednecks in Alabama USA
I really ahve to say, it's not the big banners that annoy me, but those short-clip-adds on the side.. to be honest, it really IS distracting! you're trying to watch a nice little piece of video, but simultaneously some crap keeps flashing right next to it!
#3 has a point
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270. s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video Pool Domination
oh - em - geee!! SKILLZ!!!
by the way, that's soooo gonna get them laid!!
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271. s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video Reporter being owned
to be honest, I personally think this is so frigging LAME!! the bitch got him from behind, he was NOT expecting that since he did NOT actually challenge her, but simply asked her a question..
oh, and another thing, that dumbass street ho did NOT let go of his throat after 13 (THIRTEEN!!!!) seconds and had to have the coach literally declaw her from his neck.. I'm simply disgusted and I would simply beat the shit outta her steroid-injected ass (check her cheekline and manly forehead) the first chance I'd have.
..it's like the 300lbs school bully picking on the 100lbs nerd.. wow, what an unexpected result!
/stop rage
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275. s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video LineRider "Make Believe"
damn, this just made me take on ElastoMania again ^^
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276. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video Weird wrestling moves
NOES!!! It's junior Mysterio!! O.o
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277. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 4 years ago on video Inflatable bag monsters
"It's magical!" ..bullshit! It's air flowing thru some plastic trashbags!! >.<
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280. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 5 years ago on video Rocky in 5 Seconds
lol, so true
oh and btw, (sorry to do this, can't help it.. never done it before) ... FIRST!!!
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282. s1nn0cence 5 years ago on video Bestman screws up
lol after the bestman falls and the bride tips over, audience goes like "NOOOOOOOO!" rofl
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283. s1nn0cence 5 years ago on video Just how small we really are...
G'daaaaaamn, now that is spam!! (can't believe I had the patience to scroll all the way down)
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284. s1nn0cence 5 years ago on video Rambo destroys a building
LOL ..he end the whole comment with "mouton avec le cabin"
For romanian posters: "Friends know why" (Ursus)
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286. s1nn0cence 5 years ago on video Riccardo Patrese drives wife crazy in Civic Type-R
DAMN, from the second she entered his car.. the bitch just couldn't SHUT UP!!
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287. s1nn0cence 5 years ago on video Guards that beat a fan are beaten by more fans
serves him right..
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288. Comment rated too low. Show this comment s1nn0cence 5 years ago on video So you think you got crazy moves?
omgg.. the fat cow in teh middle has the most annoying laugh everr!!!! I'd kick her face with a baseball bat every morning!!
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1. s1nn0cence 16 days ago on video Pitbull really wants that stick...
Aaaaaand now for the judges:
9 9.5 9 9
*crowd goes wild