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+9 1. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video Just for the Millionaires

This way you can always be sure there isn't a parking attendant cruising around town in your Ferrari raking up traffic tickets.
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+8 2. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video Dog swims with dolphins

They don't call dogs, dolphins best friend for nothing :)
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+15 3. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video 3D Printed magic arms

Such a simple concept but one that completely changed this beautiful little girl's life :)
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+27 4. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video Dog brings the cat home

Paint me surprised. A dog/cat video that actually made me laugh :D
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+27 5. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video Oops,wrong bar.....

What a coincidence, 65% of law enforcement also choose Krispy Kreme :D
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+20 6. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video OHEA automatico bed

This is a very weird ad for an entirely useless product. Sorry, that's not fair. People without arms are rejoicing all over the world that their lives have just become that much easier :S
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+15 7. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video Home made drums

The kid's got rhythm. Not to mention the contents of his mother's kitchen including her prize-winning raspberry jam. A drum-kit for his next birthday should fix that.
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+6 8. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video Solo The Dog And His Tiger Cub Friends

Animal instincts at their best. The collie wants to herd the tigers like sheep, precisely what they are bred for. Equally the tigers want to "hunt" the dog, precisely what they do best. As long as the keepers continue to feed the tigers, this should work fine.
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+15 9. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video Cello Wars (Star Wars Parody) Lightsaber Duel - The Piano Guys

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine." Unless of course you do it with a piano accordion, then I'll just be rolling on the floor, laughing my force off :-)
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+26 10. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video Frightening birth of a tornado

That was eerie watching the reflection of clouds building on the water and then a ripple as the winds built. Then all hell let loose! If the SUV had staid in it's initial spot the flying debris would have gone through the front windscreen and not just hit the rear-cab roof.
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-11 11. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video There are a**holes & good guys!

What's with the music soundtrack? The video says it all, it doesn't need music ripped from a Hallmark movie of the day.
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+5 12. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video Best Gift Ever

Lesson of the day is, don't give your son a beer fridge on the front lawn(?). Unless of course you want to see his heart get broken, in which case, go for it! ;)
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+8 13. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video Things you don't say to your wife song

Another thing you don't say to your wife: "Don't worry so much about getting old dear, I married you for your personality, not your looks" <3
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+42 14. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video Snake Climbing Wall

In Australia we have 8 of the 10 deadliest snakes in the world. Thankfully the same eight are also on the list of "snakes afraid of heights" :)
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+6 15. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video Goatee, The Surfing Goat

Proving once again, that nothing can come between a man and his goat.
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+9 16. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video Clever Cat

Cat thinks: "Hmmmmm now to get that silly human-person to put one near my bed and I'll be getting room service" >:)
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+15 17. stevend1711 commented 12 years ago on video 1 beer in 1 second

I hope it doesn't come out the other end as fast. Clean up in aisle four!
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+2 18. stevend1711 commented 13 years ago on video The Bug Circus

How good is that mantis on the bike? Once again super-glue proves itself invaluable to the future of mankind.
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+13 19. stevend1711 commented 13 years ago on video Wilson Dixon - A song on Life

Life is like a country song. Sometimes your dog dies, sometimes even your pick-up truck breaks down, but mostly it's about your wife cheating on you with the postman.
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0 20. stevend1711 commented 13 years ago on video Reality Hits You Hard Bro

Does anyone else have the incredible urge to watch "The Big Lebowski" or as a desperate alternative, "Dude, Where's my Car?" right now?
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+59 21. stevend1711 commented 13 years ago on video Painting the fuel tank of a Royal Enfield Motorcycle

A true artisan at work. Is there anything better to watch.
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+1 22. stevend1711 commented 13 years ago on video Andrew Walker Mark of the Year

Up the mighty Blues! :D
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+1 23. stevend1711 commented 13 years ago on video REAL ANGRY BIRDS

I wonder if it's too late to include it as a demonstration sport at the London Olympics next year? It's either this or darts I reckon. No contest :)
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+2 24. stevend1711 commented 13 years ago on video Bird Balancing Trick

#4 I'd say when he first started mounting the tennis ball that's exactly what he was trying to do. Budgies need other budgies to live with or they go a little crazy. The ball would have looked like a cuddly girlfriend. Now I think he just gets off on the ride <3
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+17 25. stevend1711 commented 13 years ago on video Formula 1 On A Guitar

Perfect synchronisation with the screen. That's got to be worth a thumbs up, doesn't it? :)
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+2 26. stevend1711 commented 13 years ago on video Mountain Run

Daring and moronic. The perfect combination. He so nearly got himself in next years Darwin Awards for dying in the most spectacularly stupid way. Better luck next time >:)
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+2 27. stevend1711 commented 13 years ago on video Gelatin cubes dropped onto solid surface

As Homer Simpson would say, "Woohoo! Look at that blubber go!" A gelatine cube and Homer's belly are more alike than I ever imagined.
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+7 28. stevend1711 commented 13 years ago on video Midnight pizza thief

Clever? Yes. Genius? No. If he'd been closing the fridge door after on he completed his midnight raid, no one would have suspected a thing :)
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+28 29. stevend1711 commented 13 years ago on video Reporter Close Call

I love the fact he had to rub his neck after to check his head was still attached. "Phew!" :)
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+5 30. stevend1711 commented 13 years ago on video Dog loves granny

I think at the end there I saw the dog light up a cigarette.
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+11 31. stevend1711 commented 13 years ago on video Super Chill Monkey Does Hollywood

Obviously a method actor.
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-4 32. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video crazy ninja girl

Ten years from now the boys will be lining up. Just hope they remember the line "No it's not you, it's me!" when they get too scared to come out of their rooms :)
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+32 33. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video 32m (107ft) handmade bungee jumping and rope swing

Now I know what the sound of someone's face hitting water at 150 km/h sounds like.
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+14 34. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video lazy bum gets a lot of money...

The plate with the most cash had the sign saying he wants a holiday in Hawaii. The people have spoken! They'd rather him being a lazy bum on a beach in another hemisphere rather than across the road ;)
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+15 35. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Rugby - see you at the hospital

Most of those games were played in Australia - where the men are men, and some of the women are too!
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+9 36. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Cat Parkour

Awesome. Now picture the same scenes involving leopards not house cats. Even more awesome.
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+13 37. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Waterproof gecko

Slippery little fellow... and cute :)
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+9 38. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Rugby Referee Hazards

Proof that rugby refs love being the centre of attention. "No ones watching me, I better get in the way of this pass and bounce the ball off my face. Oomph! That's better!"
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-1 39. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Dancing in the rain

Sublime. It's like watching The Wire but with awesome b-boy moves not drugs and guns.
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+5 40. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Would you buy the pizza after watching this promoter?

I just hope he wears a hair-net when he's back in the restaurant. Uuuuugh.
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+8 41. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Cleavage bird

I've been looking for a new hobby and I think I've found it. Bird watching! By the way I believe the parrots are a pair of Lovebirds. I think I know what the boy-bird loves and they aren't wearing feathers :)
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+31 42. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video When you get annoyed from airport security

Wisdom comes with age they say and this guy is the oldest, smartest dude in the room. Love it!
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+9 43. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Epic Fail

Just been watching this and the vid of Kilian Martin posted at the same time. One is a record of artist at the peak of his skill. The other is proof that idiots shouldn't breed and it appears fate agrees with me :)
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+2 44. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video reaction.....super

"Phew! That's the third time today I nearly got run over. I'm begining to think I'm not as popular as I always thought I was"
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+6 45. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Winner Ad at the Cannes Festival

This is the sort of ad that gives ad agencies a good name. Shear genius.
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+54 46. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video World's best birthday surprise party.

Very, very special :)
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0 47. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Kevin Richardson and his pets

It's highly likely that his "pets" will eventually revert to natural instinct and maul him to death. What a way to go though! I'd give anything to have the chance to live with such amazing creatures. Lucky bastard!
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+3 48. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Evolution of war

This is an amazing piece of video editing. Not only is it perfectly synchronized with the soundtrack, the segway's between different periods are sublime. Congratulations to the creator.
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+36 49. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Sitting down without a chair

I'm pretty sure this is the answer. Imagine a "seat" made of high strength materials consisting of the following; one long leg that trails up behind the mans leg starting in the floor until it reaches his bottom where there is small cups for buttock support; the "seat" then continues up his spine giving him lumbar support and finally stretches across his shoulders slightly. The pants go on the "seat" first and then he gets in to them. The it's just a matter of wrapping the shirt around him and the back support and belting him up. Long answer sorry, wish I could just draw you a picture.
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+1 50. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Timelapse of Icelandic Volcano

I'd suggest we all go to Iceland to see the amazing landscape, but going by the wreckage flying there is still a bad option.
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+2 51. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Honda U3-X a Sitting Segway

Unfortunate next step: Install plumbing and a place to hang toilet paper and a car magazine. Result: Men all over the world stop driving their cars to work :S
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+33 52. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Runaway street saw slices into side of house in Lorain

Good thing he didn't have it in reverse at the time, otherwise he would have found himself looking for a new job that didn't require so much standing up.
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+6 53. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Google chrome speed tests

Next test: Chrome vs. First British Tori Minister Resigning Due to Corruption; Chrome vs. BP Execs Leaving Town after "Top Kill" Fails to Stop Oil Spill; Chrome vs. Justin Bieber Walking in to His next Glass Door. Chrome would be struggling to win then.
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+29 54. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Pole Vault Fail

He's up. He's Over. He's shish kebabed!
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+7 55. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Cordyceps

My ex-housemate must have kept jungle ants in his socks judging by the amount of fungas growing out of them. Seriously though, the natural world is a freakingly awesome thing. I'd like to see an iPad manipulate biodiversity like those Cordyceps.
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-1 56. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Tornado forms in front of car.

Coming to a screen near you, the sequel to 1996's blockbuster hit, Twister. Brought to you by Jan de Bont, director of such great sequels as "Lara Croft: Cradle of Life" and "Speed 2: Cruise Control", comes this summers most anticipated film... "Twister 2: Wind Down Your Windows and Run for Your Life Bitches!"
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+8 57. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video 10 Million Birds

(read with Italian accent) They come for the spaghetti carbonara but stay for the beautiful women :)
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+5 58. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video 10 Million Birds

Beautiful. Mother nature still has some awesome tricks up her sleeve.
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+4 59. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Crazy Orange County Police Pursuit

Did someone call for a CAB? Crazy Arsed Bitch.
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+5 60. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Top 10 Biggest and Best Jumps Ever

Extraordinary feats of courage and imagination! Kittinger's not the least though it lacked one thing. Sponsorship from Red Bull :P
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+17 61. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Uphill Maniacs

Crazy riders but not as crazy as those guys holding on to those ropes on the side of the track. "Hey mum, watch me while I catch this 250 pound bike with my face!".
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+36 62. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Hong Kong Architect

He was able to fit so many "rooms" in the apartment I thought he was going to pull away the bath to reveal a car idling in his "garage" :)
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-4 63. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Flip flops. they are a hassle

I think he was so drunk he mistook this musical festival for a shoe store :D
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+1 64. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Birdhat guy

Supreme musicality. The fact he's wearing the remains of yesterday's lunch on his head just adds to the impact.
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+5 65. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Incendiary Burnout

#13 and #19 no need to argue. You are both on the wrong track (excuse the pun). This was filmed at Summernats held in Canberra, Austrlaia early January every year. It's the biggest street machine festival in Australia and involves only road-legal vehicles. I can tell you with reasonable confidence, this is most definitely an example of Australian culture.
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+3 66. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Toll road accident

Thanks for the info #32. By the way #(removed comment), I think you meant to say "Did he pay the toll?". Yes, yes he did. The ultimate toll.
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-1 67. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Dragging a tree

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, did it make a sound? It's a question that has befuddled the greatest philosophers in history. This video doesn't help in anyway to answer this question but who cares if it makes you smile! 8-)
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+4 68. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Bikini bandits

I suspect a lot of Danish drivers maybe keeping there hand firmly gripped to their stick-shift now days :)
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+17 69. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Never kiss a monkey!

He doesn't drink his own pee because he likes it. He does it because it impresses all the girls. Just listen :(|)
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+27 70. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Aborted Landing

"Woops! Right type of ship to land on. Wrong navy!"
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+2 71. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Smart Birds

The crow is clever but the eagle that #(removed comment) refers to is plain scary! The music helps create the mood. Sounds like it was taken from The Hills Have Eyes (*smothers scream*).
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+13 72. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Reckless driving in UAE

He may be a smart-arse wanker but at least he's a skillful smart-arse wanker :(|)
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+33 73. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Crane Fail

Trust an Aussie to say it like it is. And with such eloquence. Oh f@#k! :D
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+5 74. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Bad toilet day

That will teach him for sitting down on the job >:)
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-6 75. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Yoga

Better her own baby than a New York/German chef looking to make a new batch of cheese for his party guests :P
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+8 76. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Curling

Morning television get's better and better. Though waking up to this may leave you in a daze for the rest of the day. Niiiice. :)
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+8 77. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Fed-ex Commercial

He never did open up that one package in the film. He probably would have felt a little silly that he could have saved himself seven years on a deserted island just by dialing 911. WILSOOOOOOON! :D
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-3 78. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Chatroulette funny piano improv

Obviously #(removed comment) has never heard the old saying "if you have nothing nice to say... THEN IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOUR SO FULL OF SHIT THERE IS NO ROOM FOR A TONGUE!" Get a life WWanker.
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0 79. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Scooter Vs Garage Door

#1 Unfortunately he's disqualified himself from the Darwin Awards, due to the fact he didn't kill himself. Next time for sure >:)
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+2 80. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video This Too Shall Pass

Simply, this puts the gold in Rube Goldberg :)
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+4 81. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Scooter Vs Garage Door

Wrong title me thinks. It was the rider that decided to teach the garage door a lesson... with his fat head!
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+47 82. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video How to pronounce Snotr

I've been getting it wrong all this time. I pronounce Snotr with an Australian accent. Damn!
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+2 83. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Mad Brits

For some reason it makes me want to eat spaghetti :)
These guys are great! You should hear their version of Britney Spears' Oops!... I did it Again.
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+3 84. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Evidence Fail

"You are under arrest for crimes against the law of nature!"
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+3 85. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Puppy takes a squat on news desk

It just goes to prove what I've been saying for ages. There's nothing but crap on TV these days.
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0 86. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video Cigar Box Juggling

That settles it! I'm taking up cigars tomorrow. They are so cool! ;)
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0 87. stevend1711 commented 14 years ago on video How to convert a porn movie

I may not be an expert on art, but I know it when I see it. This reminds me of the great Vincent van C**k.
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+3 88. stevend1711 commented 15 years ago on video Superior Motion Control

They always said robots would take our jobs eventually. Damn, I was just getting good at passing a nail between a tray full of drink cans at rapid pace. Now what am I going to do?
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0 89. stevend1711 commented 15 years ago on video Car crash

I truly hope the occupants lived through this. Of course I don't know. There is no mention anywhere if people survived or not. I think the posters of this kind of video owes something to those involved to at least try and investigate the details first. What could have been someone's last moments on Earth is now being used as minor entertainment on a web site. Does anyone else agree?
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+2 90. stevend1711 commented 15 years ago on video Pakistani student puzzled about automatic door

He must have thought he was Harry Potter trying to get to platform 9 and 3/4's at Kings Cross Station. Unfortunatehe didn't have with his broom with him, he could have cleaned up the mess.
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+2 91. stevend1711 commented 15 years ago on video India - A lot of skilled driver

If this was Sydney or New York I guarantee the drivers would be handling this situation with less skill and less patience. Succumbing to road-rage in India would kill you way faster than the traffic ever could.
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+3 92. stevend1711 commented 15 years ago on video Quadruplet babies laughing

I like the kid on the left side of the screen who spent most of his time sucking his thumb. He was clearly thinking "Hey guys, what's with all the laughing? I've been watching this guy all my life and his act is relly getting old. Next week we should go see Chris Rock at the Garden"
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+3 93. stevend1711 commented 15 years ago on video RC freestyle

That is beautiful to watch. I love seeing something I've never seen before. Magic!
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+1 94. stevend1711 commented 15 years ago on video Weather girl prank

This is the first time I've given a negative vote on a video. Normally I live by the adage, if you having nothing nice to say then say nothing at all. This sucked more than a Dyson vacuum!
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+3 95. stevend1711 commented 15 years ago on video How NOT to jump an ATV

Shouldn't she waited for the driver to step out of the bushes intact before she laughed? A bity too considerate of me I know. Sorry.
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+1 96. stevend1711 commented 15 years ago on video Sexual Harassment

#3 I don't watch the news much either but I'm pretty sure it doesn't usually come with it's own laugh-track. Not unless it includes highlights of George W. Bush's presidency that is.
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+6 97. stevend1711 commented 15 years ago on video What's in the Box?

They should have go this guy to make Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Perhaps then it would have been worth watching. Awesome demo man!
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+45 98. stevend1711 commented 15 years ago on video Smart Dog

Looks like more fun thaan licking your own genitals :D
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0 99. stevend1711 commented 15 years ago on video Cricket player kills pigeon

It was blown from the sky like it was made of clay. Get it? Clay... pigeon... Sorry. I'm really very sorry. Please don't ban me.
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+1 100. stevend1711 commented 15 years ago on video Hammer time

They came, they saw, they Hammered!