Hilarious.

Interesting (though lengthy) demonstration of how sunlight can be focused with a parabolic reflector. But calling it a 'solar oven' is stretching it a bit. The total heat generated is probably similar to that of a candle, so expecting it to heat up and cook a large pot of food is laughable. Add to that the requirement for brilliant sunshine on a cloud-free day, and the additional requirement for continuous movement of the reflector so that it tracks the sun as it travels across the sky, and you can see that this contraption is a non-starter.

This video is a waste of electricity.

While we're waiting for new videos, I'd just like to say one thing:

WELL DONE BORIS!!!!!!!!!

#8 Thanks for explaining that Robert. We're lucky to have a Venus expert on Snotr, and what an eye-opener to find out that the laws of physics apply to all planets eh? I thought they only applied to Earth, and possibly the moon.

So the CO2 on Venus came from its volcanoes? Well, all I can say is, lucky for us there aren't any volcanoes here on Earth. Phew! What a relief eh? Looking at your figures, I notice that at the moment it's 450 °C on Venus, which is down by 150 °C on five days ago when you said it was permanently 600 °C. That's amazing! at this rate it could be a balmy 28 °C on Venus by the weekend.

By the way, were you aware that one of the founding father climate change believers Wallace Smith Broecker has died. Just thought you might like to know.

#2 I'll assume you are in fact asking me, not yourself, in which case the answer is yes, I enjoy baiting you, and knitting.

The Internet is awash with these so-called 'pranks'. A prank is a practical joke or a mischevious act. This video doesn't qualify as either. Instead he's just an attention whore, who likes to demonstrate that he is smart because he speaks Chinese.

#4 Thanks Robert. I never realised that Venus was once inhabited and that the Venusians' gross mistreatment of their planet led to the rise of CO2 there, with its inevitable and catastrophic effects on the Venusian climate. It all makes sense now. Did the same thing happen on Mars as well?

#1 By a gradual replacement of numerous parts of the vehicle, a point would eventually be reached when nothing remains of your original car. Reminds me of Trigger's Broom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAh8HryVaeY

At first I presumed that this was some sort of Monty Python/Not the Nine o Clock News/ kind of mickey-take/send up video, but my grandson tells me that it is in fact a 'real' pop group.

It's rare that I ever bother to rate videos, but on this occasion I feel that it's my moral duty to give this one the 'thumbs down'. After all, I don't want to encourage this sort of stuff.

I heard on the news last night that we are rapidly approaching the climate change point of no return. Well, I wish we would just hurry up and get there, and then we can all move on and turn our attention to other stuff instead. Another bonus is that it would remove that irritating little Greta Iceberg kid from the newspapers. Shouldn't she be in school?

#5 LOL I'd like to see him do a video on what $10 will buy him in Bermuda. Should be a short video.

#2 What would I say to "Syria has Beaches" Mr Tator? I'd say, "I'm off to grab my bucket and spade".

So $10 can buy a hell of a lot more in Afghanistan than in the USA? Well who would have thunk it eh? Pity he didn't see fit to examine the average daily wage in Afghanistan, not to mention its tax regime and availability and quality of public services and infrastructure, because without that information this video is meaningless.

What will his next video be called? "Beirut real estate is cheap compared to London"?

#1 Yes I have to agree. Sometimes none of the video links open at all. Yesterday I clicked on a link and then went to make a cup of tea, after that I serviced my car, mowed the lawn, walked to the North Pole and back, taught myself Chinese, took the dog for a walk, wrote a best-selling book about dwarf throwing and finally made myself a cheese and ham sandwich, went back to my computer... and the video 'still' hadn't loaded.

The (* insert random country here *) should have been left to nature.
It was a mistake to allow human settlement of this unique and pristine land.

#8. Quite so. Spectator sports, and especially football, are as close as you can get to organised religion, with their followers encouraged to adopt a simplistic, frenzied, excited tribal attitude towards 'their' team. Professional football and the unimaginably colossal sums of money paid to players, managers and promoters etc is all a result of just one thing, a gullible Joe Public handing over their cash in gate money, TV Sports packages and numerous and wide-ranging merchandising schemes, due to some imagined affinity with 'their' team. It is this, and only this which keeps the money rolling into the football 'business'.

I'd have been more impressed if the bike wasn't actually strapped to the car roof.

#4 'Vicariously' is an important word in this respect, because what I find bizarre is the vicarious pleasure millions of fans derive from watching 'their' sports idol or 'their' team.

#2 As I recall, we spent the best part of a day on logs before moving onto other stuff. To reach this level at any sport requires YEARS of dedication. And I'm still left wondering ... why???

Travis Pastrana? Sounds like a health food snack.

I can't get excited about any sport. Hitting a tennis ball, shuttlecock, cricket ball, scoring a goal, doing a double triple flip on a BMX, skateboarding down a glacier... I'm always left wondering... so what?

#1 Logs are very useful, in fact they're essential when you go on to study advanced mathematics.

Phew! Repeats eh? I've watched this four times now, and it's still crap.

Tune into next week's video, when this genius will show you how, for just a few hundred pounds you can modify your car rear axle so it can double-up as a pencil sharpener.

There needs to be a new category just for this: 'Jap Crap.'

Australia should dispose of their own rubbish at home. Why not dump it behind Ayers Rock? No-one will see it there.

#17. That is incorrect. The rotary dial phone produced a series of make and break pulses which were sent down the line to the exchange and operated a mechanical switch for each digit dialled. You can see each switch in action here, note how larger value digits take longer to travel up the switch stack. So 999 did take longer to connect a call than 111 for example, but the difference is just a couple of seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c9R674ZNeQ

#9 My Learned Friend will no doubt realise that's also what you get when you call a general election. It is self evident that many, if not the majority of citizens are able to bring very little critical thinking to the table when making a decision at election time. Nevertheless, it's the system we have right now, often referred to as democracy. Plato gave a lot of thought to this subject:
https://www.enotes.com/homework-help/why-did-plato-haes-democracy-3911

I completely lost track of time while watching this video, and drank entire bottle of milk. Tsk, I'll have to nip down the shop now and buy another couple of litres.

#11 Laying the blame for Brexit at the feet of austerity, and the Remainiac conspiracy theory that over 17 million poor uneducated racist UK voters were hoodwinked into voting Leave by a collection of scheming billionaires is a desperate misrepresentation of the facts. The EU referendum was not about the banking crisis and its aftermath. It was about the EU. (The clue is in the title). And the fundamental reason why 17.4 million People voted to Leave was because they want to be free from controlling EU shackles, with its diktats penetrating ever deeper into the UK way of life.

By the way Robert, do you like children? Well I have some great news for you. The coach arriving soon with your permanant house guests will have three women in late stages of pregnancy. So as well as all their current children (11), there should soon be at least another three nippers running around your house. Won't that be wonderful?

#1 ...freedom to post crap on snotr...
Nice to see you got that one covered too.

#8 Thanks for the list of billionaires Robert. I must confess I am not acquainted with any of them, though of course I have seen their names mentioned, usually disparagingly, in newspapers such as your favourite, the Guardian.

I think I ought to point out here though that almost certainly, the vast majority of the 17.4 million British citizens who voted to Leave the EU, are not billionaires, multi-millionaires, millionaires, or even plain well-off. They're just ordinary folk who wanted their voice heard and their concerns dealt with.

Now, back to business. Have you made out a rota to stick to your fridge yet, detailing the allotted times for you and your new house co-habitees to share use of the kitchen and bathroom facilities? Oh and don't forget your driveway, you're going to have to make room for at least half a dozen extra cars. Just one last quick question. Is your garden big enough for a horse.... or two?

I read the title and was immediately reminded of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IACjOvyx5hs

Awesome film!

#5 Ah, the naïve Guardianista, Owen Jones soundalike finally makes his appearance. I knew it wouldn't be long. Pick a few well known political figures, Cameron, Johnson, Farage., they'll do. Character bash them, throw in a page of vitriolic anti right smears, and use the racist word a few times. Finally, rake up the tired old theory that people only voted for Brexit because they were manipulated into doing so by evil political forces who want to destroy Britain.

How big is your house Robert? Three bedrooms? Four? I tell you what. I'll arrange for three foreigners (and their families) to come and live with you. Forever. Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

#2. Unfortunately Mr Addict, no-one knows the real numbers. UK immigration rules have been so lax that even the best informed concede that the current figures are certain to grossly underestimate the situation.

As for the reasons for Brexit, they are many. The Guardianistas would have you believe that all Brexiteers are xenophobic racists, but personally I can't see what's wrong with controlling immigration. Countries like Canada, New Zealand and Australia have been doing exactly that for decades. Are they all xenophobic racists?

I didn't vote in the last referendum (the reason why is a long story which I won't bore you with), but if there were to be another referendum I would definitely vote to Leave. My main reason for doing so would be to prevent our country from sleepwalking into a United States of Europe. I feel the EU as it exists today, and their plans for the future, go way, way further than was ever envisaged by UK voters in the original decision to join the EEC back in 1973 (when I was still a schoolboy).

As George Orwell might have said: "EEC good. EU bad."

Interesting to see the UK's and Germany's rise in the rankings, reflecting the serious immigrant problems in both countries, largely ignored by the left of course. Yesterday, shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott suggested that it should be made even easier for immigrants to enter Britain. It is frightening to think that this clueless idiot could potentially hold such an important position in governement if ever Corbyn got the keys to number 10.

His goal is to produce 10 to 12 tons of salt per year?
He could start by investing in a water pump instead of carrying the sea water back and forth in buckets.

But maybe that wouldn't be Zen enough...

#9. Don't worry. It only seems that way because you're an idiot.

#6. Your hypocrisy is outstanding. The majority of videos on snotr are hosted here without the copyright owners' permission. So what are you doing here watching them?

The rest of your 'argument' is baseless. Read the book and get back to me. Or don't read the book and continue talking about things of which you have no knowledge. You're good at that.

#1 I'm not sure when Douglas Murray produced this video, but his book 'Islamophilia' is available right now. In fact I've just finished reading it. It's on Pirate Bay if you're interested. Hey, here's a thought... why not read it and 'then' you'll be in a position to comment on it?

https://thepiratebay10.org/torrent/11835948/Douglas_Murray_-_Islamophilia

#2 You should read it too, you might learn something.

A word to the wise: Thanks to our irritating Internet censorship laws, the above Pirate Bay link will probably not work for anyone based in the UK trying to access it on a normal browser. If so, go to https://www.opera.com/ and install the Opera browser, turn on its built in VPN mode and (for safety) deactivate Javascript, then you should be good to go.

#8 To lay people, the word 'theory' can mean an opinion or conjecture; you'll often hear people say: "oh, it's just a theory", which is basically the linguistical chicanery that believers use to dismiss evolution. Scientists however use the word in a much stronger sense, to mean a "well substantiated explanation". Gravitational theory is an example of a well substatiated explanation, but I invite you to put it to the test by stepping off a very tall building without a parachute. Let me know how that turns out.

I may indeed have my origin in some slime filled pond in the dim and distant past. Science is showing that is increasingly likely. You believe you didn't. There is no scientific reason for you to believe that, except that it fits in nicely with your made-up creator-god narrative and it makes you happy.

#6. I see you get your simplistic world view from the bible, a static document composed of writings originating a few thousand years ago, from a variety of sources, men struggling to find meaning and explain their existence on this planet using only the modest amount of knowledge and evidence available to them at the time.

Things have moved on a bit since then.

Understandably, there are people such as yourself, who still cling to and find solace in the words of our ancestors, finding 'truth' via religious dogma, scripture and authority. However, I prefer to place my trust in the scientific method, building knowledge by creating hypotheses, deriving predictions from them as logical consequences, and then carrying out experiments or empirical observations based on those predictions. Science has not revealed all the answers yet; far from it. It is a struggle that continues.

Slavish adherence to ancient superstitious writings seems to work for you. It does not work for me.

Good fences make good neighbours.

Q. What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

A. You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

A very unconvincing slant on the ages old 'Argument from Design', attributed to St. Thomas Aquinas, Samuel Clarke and William Paley. It reminds me of a quote by Douglas Adams, who described how a puddle might feel upon waking up one day to find it is inside a hole which is, as chance would have it, 'exactly' the right size for the puddle to fit into.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8mJr4c66bs

BTW #3. Before you start mocking someone for their poor grasp of English, you might want to consider examining your own command of the language. The singular of 'dice' is 'die', not 'di'.

#2 Perhaps Prius owners should wear Prius lapel badges. That way, even when not driving their cars, they can still be recognised and admired as the planet saviours they are.

#10 Next time you're in the UK? That's funny. You think you're well travelled ever since you took a dump in your neighbour's pig pen.

btw. I didn't vote in the EU referendum.

#8. What a singularly moronic thing to say. FYI here are some of the reasons why you could be executed in Iran:

...homosexuality; incestuous relations; fornication; prohibited sexual relations; sexual misconduct; prostitution; plotting to overthrow the Islamic regime; political dissidence; sabotage; arson; rebellion; apostasy; adultery; blasphemy; extortion; counterfeiting; smuggling; speculating; disrupting production; recidivist consumption of alcohol; producing or preparing food, drink, cosmetics, or sanitary items that lead to death when consumed or used; producing and publishing pornography; using pornographic materials to solicit sex....

And according to you, the UK government is 'playing the same game', keen to ban homosexuals and ready to 'put coloured at the back of the bus' . It seems that you might have been 'at the back of the bus' when they were handing out brains.

Oh and... just remind me would you, out of Trump, Johnson, AfD and the FPO, who is it that is in charge in Iran?

Iran. "... a cultural and historical heritage that still honours its traditions."
Yeah, traditions like executing homosexuals, and executing or imprisoning anyone found guilty of apostasy.

#3 In the beginning there was nothing.
And then it exploded.

#1 Quite so. In the distant past, it was inconceivable that anything could travel faster than the fastest horse. Then the internal combustion engine was invented, and the speed of a car became the defining limit. Then aeroplanes were invented, and suddenly there was no need to travel on roads, so a new limiting speed was established. Then along came jet engines. Then Rocket engines and space travel. It's just a matter of thinking outside the box.

Am I the only one who thought that with all his waving the phone around after he'd caught it, it was just a matter of time before it slipped out of his hand?

I've seen some stupid things on snotr, but this has to be one of the most stupid ever.

#2 Looks great. Beautiful and unspoilt. My kinda place. Whereabouts in Romania is that Geekster?

#6 I also can't help but notice that snotr takes longer to load than almost any other site. No doubt down to DigitalOcean, the hosting company.

No room for a power drill, angle grinder, circular saw or arc welder. So.... pretty crap then.

#8 and #10. Quite so. The hysteria surrounding this is breathtaking. Here's a snippet from The Spectator which makes interesting reading:

Cristiano Ronaldo is a Portuguese expert on forests who also plays football, so when he shared a picture online of a recent forest fire in the Amazon, it went viral. Perhaps he was in a rush that day to get out of the laboratory to football training, because it later transpired that the photograph was actually taken in 2013, not this year, and in southern Brazil, nowhere near the Amazon.

But at least his picture was only six years old. Emmanuel Macron, another forest ecologist who moonlights as president of France, claimed that ‘the Amazon rainforest — the lungs which produce 20 per cent of our planet’s oxygen — is on fire!’ alongside a picture that was 20 years old. A third bioscientist, who goes under the name of Madonna and sings, capped both their achievements by sharing a 30-year-old picture.

I can see how that could keep me entertained for ... ten seconds.

Should have kept changing into lower gears and using the engine's compression to brake. Simples!

#12. Confirmation bias works both ways. #13 gets his daily dose of it from The Guardian hacks.

#10. Oh dear. krazeeeyez is Guardian reader. That explains everything.
No doubt you're a Remoaner as well, and I'll bet you own a t-shirt that says: "This is what a Feminist Looks Like."

At least you got the bit right about 'beards don't make you highly qualified'.

In fact, it's qualifications that do that:

Tom Harris - B.Eng, M.Eng
Richard A. Keen - Ph.D., Geography/Climatology
Stanley B. Goldenberg - M.S. Synoptic Meteorology, B.S. Meteorology
Terry L. Gannon - Ph.D. in electrical engineering and device physics
Jay H. Lehr - Ph.D., Ground Water Hydrology, Geological Engineering

Still krazeeeyez, I suppose you can blow them all out of the water with your common sense can't you?

#8. So, relevant qualifications? None. Got that.

#1 They all appear to be highly qualified in their field. What are your qualifications krazeeeyez?

I find it odd that admin allow obvious spammers such as #6 to remain on the site.

Makes my bucket and spade attempts on Fistral beach with the grandchildren look rather tame.

Certainly a talented artist. Can't help thinking that it's a bit of a waste doing all that to just have his work hidden on the underside of a skateboard.

Engine too big. Brain too small.

She seems to be enjoying it so perhaps time to make her an ex-girlfriend.

Made me smile when she ended up in the water and immediately switched on the wipers.

Regardless of its scenery, Turkey is a place to avoid, as long as the dictator Recep Tayyip Erdogan remains in power.

#2 Look closely. The brake lights defintely came on, just before the other car made its move. Impatient lane changer. Makes you wonder how some people ever pass their test. Oh... here's how: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/mother-hid-bluetooth-device-in-headscarf-to-cheat-theory-test/ar-AAF4cw3?li=AA59G2&ocid=spartandhp&pfr=1

Racist Or Funny?

Neither. Not racist and not funny.

Looks like I'm the only one who thinks it's a real din.

This guy is an irritating tit. 15 minute video just so he can push his money making promo code right at the end.

For the full version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuH3JgvuGjo

I could've been a sumo wrestler, but I couldn't stand the pants riding up my arse.

Already has 5 DUIs?
Penalties for drink driving in the USA must be very lenient.
If he was in the UK he'd be serving some serious prison time long before now.

#6. It's not the motherfuckin' language per se that I motherfuckin' object to. It's simply the relentless motherfuckin' use of it, every other motherfuckin' word. Doesn't this motherfucker know any other motherfuckin' words except motherfucker?

Too much motherfuckin' swearing.

#3. So you've finally stopped driving your Sinclair C5?

Blast from the past: Ford Corsair and Ford Transit, both had V4 engines. Both were pretty poor.

My favourite configuration is the straight 6. Perfectly balanced power strokes, smooth as silk.
Triumph GT6, and the PI Triumph TR6. Beautiful cars.
I wonder where mine are now...

#3. You are almost right. In fact my mother opted for a revolutionary Interamniotic Gameboy birth, and that's possibly why I was born with a Reverse Squiggly.

Loved my Gameboy. Tetris was best played as two player game with two Gameboys connected by the link cable.

#2 Sorry to hear that Jake. Dogs truly are special. They give so much love. It's heartbreaking when you have to say goodbye.

#10. No. I decided there's a difference between being 'Action Man' and just Accident prone. lol.

#12. "go outside, travel, meet people, listen to them, read.. visit China and Cambodia factories, Visit Kenia, go to Israel... see for yourself."

LOL. My turn: Climb mountains, live outside your home country for half of your working life, learn 2 foreign languages, meet people and explore foreign cultures, travel throughout Europe, Asia and the far east, backpack around Australia, write a book and get it published, learn to fly and get your private pilot's licence, have sex with a hot chick in a hot air balloon... try it yourself.

Similar thing happened to me when I was riding my bike home from school one day. Mother and child walking on the pavement up ahead and the kid suddenly ran out in front of me. I hit him, the bike stopped dead and I was flung over the handlebars, performing a perfect mid-air sumersault into a forward roll on the tarmac and ended up on my feet, totally unscathed. Mother was embarrassed, child started crying, and I suddenly realised that I was a super hero and completely invulnerable.

That belief took a bit of a blow six months later when I ran out from behind an ice cream van and was hit by a car, thrown into the air and dumped unconscious on the road. No broken bones, but spent 2 weeks in hospital with concussion.

#8 It's interesting that you focus on a casual religion-oriented reference by one of the professors, because the whole of the anthropogenic climate change hysteria has an air of religious dogma about it, and the belligerent reaction from Climate Change Believers to anyone who challenges their doctrine, closely mimics the aggressive backlash often encountered by atheists who dare to question the beliefs of god-fearing zealots.

Uncontrolled immigration is a bad idea.
Just ask any American Indian.

#6. No Jake. It was definitely Chloroform. It said so on the jar.

Fake. We had access to chloroform at school when I was a teenager and we tried many times, to knock ourselves out with the stuff. Not once were we successful. Here's a paragraph which sums it up neatly:

How long does it take for Chloroform to knock you out?

While the right dose of chloroform soaked in a rag can definitely knock you unconscious, it would take much longer than what they show in movies (you wouldn’t drop unconscious just by taking a whiff!). Even with a perfectly measured dose, it would take at least 5 minutes to render someone unconscious.

source:
https://www.scienceabc.com/humans/movies/does-chloroform-knock-you-out-as-quickly-as-they-show-in-movies.html

#3 Light travels at 300 million metres per second, but sound travels at only 343 metres per second (through air). The light from any event which we witness taking place on the Sun, has taken 8 minutes 19 seconds to reach Earth. The sound of that same event would take 13 years, 11 months and 15 days to reach us, and that would assume that there is air between us and the Sun through which the sound could propagate, which there isn't, so it won't.

Would've been more impressive in full colour, but obviously this was filmed at night.

#9. Ah, Judgemental Jake! Are you still here? I imagined that while I was away on my Top Secret Mission you might possibly have been kidnapped and sold into white slavery in Senegal or Sierra Leone or somewhere...

Anyway.. great to see you!

#11. It's the job of Democrats to find Trump amusing. Probably because he made such a fool of them when he walked away with the Presidency. Clinton was the one with egg on her face.

#7 In what way? Just in the hitting of those black and white things with your fingers. If you notice, he tends to slam his left hand down on several keys at once - easy. And his right hand simple wiggles his fingers around a lot. Quite straightforward really. Piano Playing 101.

#17. Zee Fox iz alwayz close-by ma cherie

Difficult to decide which was the original.

Very sad indeed.

Actually, not as difficult as it looks.

‘Climate has always changed and it always will. There is nothing unusual about the modern magnitudes or rates of change of temperature, of ice volume, of sea level or of extreme weather events.’

- Professor Bob Carter’ - specialist field: Marine Palaeoclimatology.

#11. There are times when you just gotta go, and holding it in any longer is simply not possible.

This is not one of those times.

She is hardly hopping from one foot to another desperate for a leak. The disdain with which this disgusting bitch tosses the package onto the ground is clear. And the follow up squat and piss on the driveway is a deliberate act to display her contempt for.... who? The home owner? Her boss? Amazon?

Anyone who's ever held a job slaving for shit pay knows what's on this girl's mind. The difference is in the way the rest of us handle the situation. Clearly, she needs to consider other employment more in keeping with her high intelligence, lofty ambitions and social standing. Apparently these are some of the roles she is presently considering:

1. TV News anchor
2. Pop star
3. Victorias Secret Model.
4. Multi millionaire Entrepreneur.

I felt like that guy a couple of years ago when the powers that be decided to level some green belt land not far from my country estate ( ) and build yet another colossal retail park.

Love how the dog soon scarpers when piggy finally gets to his feet.

Reminded me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJGZqX7lOY0

Business opportunity here, selling clean underpants and toilet paper in the Arrivals Lounge

#8 Con comme un balai.

#6. Kindly post your SJW woke shit elsewhere.
I'm not interested in your opinion.

Freak weather used to be just that - freak weather, but now every event, large or small is produced as an example of climate change. The handy thing about labeling it climate change instead of global warming, which is what it used to be called, is that even when we have a dodgy cold spell, it can still be held up as a confirming instance of climate change.

People love to get hold of a topic and milk it to death. Climate change, brexit, whatever... the other day a large building in France was partly damaged by fire. We had to suffer several days of hysterical blanket news coverage as a result.

#3 You probably already are.

#1 I was going to read your entire piece, but I realised that long before I could finish it, the 7th major extinction event would have been upon us.

... so I went down the pub instead.

Impressive and inspiring.

Let's take your first point. It took me a minute or so to watch the video. Compare that to the many, many hours that boy must have devoted in order to play the machine at such a high speed. It's quite clear here who's wasting their time.

Point two, examine the timeline. I comment on the vid. You comment on me. I comment on your comment, pointing out that this site is for commenting on videos, not other users. How else was I to have done that, without inserting a comment? Shall I try telepathy next time? Or maybe you're the only one allowed to make comments about other snotr users?

Point three. "Surgeons use them to protect patients from their mouth-borne germs..."
He doesn't look like a surgeon to me, and that doesn't look like an operating theatre either. Read the article again and this time try to understand the thrust of it's meaning - that Asians habitually wear masks in the mistaken belief that the masks protect them from microscopic airbone particles and disease etc.

Point four. "I'm a simpleton, I'll give you that..."

Well, what can I say. I agree.

No doubt you'll now dash out yet another childish response. So go ahead, but don't hold your breath waiting for a reply. I'll let you have the last word. It's obviousy very important to you.

#5 In your ideal world, you would always be right and everyone else would agree with you.

Meanwhile, back in the real world you're just a simpleton with an over-inflated opinion of yourself, who believes no-one else is entitled to an opinion. I comment on the video, which is what this site is for, but you feel compelled to comment on 'me'. That speaks volumes.

Here, educate yourself, and afterwards, crawl back up your own arsehole, which is where you appear to spend most of your time, Seldomseen.

https://qz.com/299003/a-quick-history-of-why-asians-wear-surgical-masks-in-public/

#3 "Why make Racist and stereotypical remark about someone you don't know"

You don;t know him either. Oh and... my life is fine thanks, BTW, I don't hate my life, but thanks for asking.

#7 "On average, in the west, folks spend up to one third of their income on a depreciating asset they use 5% of the time. That does not make sense."

It doesn't make sense purely from a financial perspective. But the majority of people don't look on car ownership as an investment. For them, and for me, car ownership is about freedom, and not having to hang around waiting for a taxi or a bus or a train. I just jump into my machinery, turn the key, and go.

And as for: "When you need a car, an autonomous electric vehicle turns up...."

I hate to break it to you, but autonomous vehicles are still very much in the development stage. They won't be coming to a street near you for at least another 10 to 20 years.

Tidal power is the way to go. 100% predictable.

And the thing that makes it go? Y'know... that engine thingy? No insight into that whatsoever.
Crap vid.

Bass guitar. The only instrument where you can actually sound like you know how to play it after just five minutes practice.

On the left is a mentally deficient individual who has clearly dedicated a large proportion of his as yet, short life, to mastering a pointless arcade game. He also wears a mask which he believes will protect him from microscopic airborne particulates. It won't.

On the right is an intelligent girl who is I suspect, playing this game for the first time. It will probably also be the last time, as she moves on afterwards and finds something more useful to do instead.

I woke up this morning and was shocked to discover that everything in the house had been removed, and replaced with an 'exact' duplicate.

Interesting vid. I like this kind of stuff. It reminded me of a book I read a while ago: Realtime Interrupt by James P. Hogan.

"Joe Corrigan awakens in a Pittsburgh hospital without memory. As director of the supersecret Oz Project, he had worked on a virtual reality software project, and as he slowly recalls his past, he sets out on a quest to pick up the pieces of his past life. But he soon begins to suspect that the virtual reality project is still going on, and he's inside it."

Bruce Lee, a true legend if ever there was one. I have to say though, I'm not too comfortable with the way he was handled in this demonstration. "Stand there, look right, look left, profile, do this, do that... " I felt like he was being treated like some kind of performing circus act. It just didn't sit right with me.

No need for a dance... just a crossbow.

$12,000 USD! LOL

#3. I doubt if he's using the pedals.
Know yo' kids.

Some people will do anything to get on the telly.

If I were the devil, I would demonstrate to young children that adults have no power over them. Teachers cannot strike them, police cannot discipline them, parents cannot smack them, their happiness and contentment is paramount, social workers must strive to protect them from any distress, no matter how trivial, and they must be convinced that they are the centre of the universe, and their hopes, desires and dreams must always be satisfied.

Formulaic drivel.

Select an animal event - shark attack, bear attack, wilderbeast trapped in a swamp, mongoose giving birth to triplets etc. etc. Invent ridiculous story surrounding said event. Scout around for any suitable additional animal clips. Edit with emotive soundtrack and sympathetic voiceover of concerned naturalist.

Package up and broadcast to gullible, moronic, eco-zealous, nature-watching consumers..

#8. He might be a prof, but he's a twat, and here's the proof:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/category/Community/Brian-Cox-is-a-twat-212757685402779/

http://is-a-cunt.com/2013/09/brian-cox/

Lost interest in this video as soon as I heard the voice of the twat Brian Cox.

#1 Good point. And after this piece of shit, he went on to invent another... the Citroen 2CV.

Laugh? I couldn't start.

More left wing bashing from Sux2bu.

I can travel higher than that sitting on the top deck of a double-decker bus.

#4. Good call!

Love dogs. Fantastic little dog, you can tell he/she is having a great time. And big thumbs up for the trainer. Great job.

Great teacher. At secondary school we had only one great teacher. He was my Fench teacher. All the rest were crap.

About as funny as a wet fart.

The maker of this video seems to have a colossal chip on his shoulder. Get over it buddy.

The guy in blue is not only bigger, but he has a much better technique, (and he also has an airbag hidden in his beard.)

#3 Fisrt of all, just glancing at sux's previous 10 vids, only this one seems to have a leftist bashing slant, and secondly, maybe snotr believes that his opinions are just as valid as yours or mine?

"No-one was killed in the bus, which was empty of passengers, but the driver suffered serious burns. The explosion was caused by a "traffic accident," say authorities; the vehicle runs on natural gas, the tank is on the roof, and it tried to enter a low tunnel."

https://boingboing.net/2019/03/12/stockholm-bus-explosion-caught.html

I watched the entire video waiting to be shown how the mechanics behind each 'mirror' works, but it looks as if that's a secret.

? siht si kcuf eht tahW

#8 "Morons also watch / hear an entire 12 minute video before they comment..."

I agree, anyone who watched and listened to this drivel for 12 minutes before commenting, has either never seen an episode of The Voice before, and was captivated by its mind-numbing nonsense, or they actually find this kind of twaddle entertaining.

TV for morons.
Morons make it.
Morons appear on it.
Morons judge it.
And morons watch it.

"Unfortunately it's got a crack in it..."

So it's shite then.

Self righteous cyclists... even worse than SJWs and vegans.

#1. Since videos continue to be posted by users, and people, including yourself, continue to post comments, snotr is clearly not dead.
... but it is dying...

#3 What if a crocodile eats you because it's bored? Then technically, you'd die of boredom.

Barman! Gimme a pint of what they're drinkin'.

It looked great until she turned it upside down and blew that shit all over it.

#15 "Your inability to ever win a argument with JJ..."

Here, let me just correct that for you:

"Your inability to ever lose an argument with Little Jakey... "

Frankly I'm surprised you keep coming back for more, but then again, being driven, as you are, by a perceived height handicap to overcompinsate in other aspects of your life, even in the face of failure and embarrassment is a well documented characteristic of Little Man Syndome.

Oh hey, look here, I found one of your home videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65L9i_l5gj4

#13 If you and Joe Pesci were standing next to me, even wearing your built up shoes, you'd both look like little schoolboys.

I had a hunch you were a little man Jakey, your overt aggression and desperate desire for respect, your big old banger Bentley it's so important to you that people believe you own, and finally your imagined martial art mastery, all point that way. But finally your adulation of Joe Pesci and the adoption of his pic as an avatar, seals the deal.

Thanks for confirming it.

#9 OK Little Jakey, and if you ever meet him you give him a big hug and whisper tenderly: "Joe, us little men have to stick together." He'll like that.

#7 That's probably exactly what the little squeaker might say.

At only 5ft 3 inches in height, Pesci is a classic example of Little Man Syndrome.

#4 Squeaky, ... like he might have swallowed some superfluid helium.

#3. Yeah, my tits complain every time they hear Joe Pesci.

#20 You're a retired little provider of smelly pooh???

Superfluid helium doesn't appear to be very useful.
What we really need scientists to discover, is superfluid concrete.

Hate Joe Pesci. His squeaky little voice gets on my tits.

Seems like an unusually complicated and messy way to get rid of wasps.
I had a similar problem at my previous house.
A couple of cans of insect killing foam sprayed liberally over the entrance as wasps arrived and left did the job niceley. Swept up the little buggers off the slabs the following day. Job done.

#14 But not just any old antenna, ThunderousSnowBabe. But a 'HUGE antenna'!
People don't usually have a HUGE antenna in their garden to receive Sky News, BBC Radio 4 or Eastenders.
Think on...

#16 The only 'stuff' little Jakey knows is how to type 'pigeon diseases' into Google.
He'll be telling you he's a Doctor next

#12 You're way off SnowLady. The clue is in Cameramaster's second comment.

#12 You may be right Favourite Female Thundersow Angel. Austin may indeed be gone forever,... but something inside tells me that he will return... in some guise or other...

I am enjoying my weekend thanks, I've stepped inside in the last half hour, the sun's going down and my glass of Pinod needs a refill, so I'll continue indoors with some more liquid refreshment. I hope your weekend has been as relaxing as mine Snow Babe.

"How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward. "

#10 It's something only certain people would understand My Dear Thundering Lady
As is this: 88

#10 You completely understand the facility of reading the Times online, and yet... you seem to think the only way to read it when abroad is to have 'ordered it'? Confused really is your middle name isn't it little Jakey?

Amusing to see how anxious you became at the possibility of my soaking up the sun in foreign parts, and yet my original post never mentioned that at all. That tells me a lot about your financial hang-ups, no doubt exacerbated by your meagre income, subsisting on benefits and/or a ppp (piss poor pension).

It must be awfully depressing for you to be huddled up in your ice cold council flat, too skint to drop any money in the meter and with nothing to look forward to this Summer except your annual coach trip to Butlins.

#6. I'll take care to type this slowly jakey, so you don't get confused. The Times is available online, via something called the Internet. So I can read it anywhere in the world where there is an Internet connection, which is... anywhere in the world.

As for it being "February in the UK", yep, it's also February in Australia, February in Florida and February in the Algarve, amongst many other places. I realise this is a difficult concept for you to understand. Just try a little harder.

I'll let you get back to your Kitty and Rover book now.

#10. I think it was his holier-than-thou preaching that irritated a lot of people. His motto was: "why use 10 words when 500 will do". To be honest I rarely used to read more than a couple of paragraphs of his comments, before moving on. He really did go on a bit. His left wing drivel was quite mind numbing. Oh... and his avatar was crap.

Anyway, I predict that in a few months time he will return.

Looks like he took the aeroplane and uninvented it.

Tune in next week when he'll be converting a Saturn 5 rocket into a wheelchair.

#4. Not too bad at all sex kitten. Just chiiling out in the sun with a cool drink and my laptop, flipping between snotr, The Times, and 'The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared', have you read it?

#2 Hey Mademoiselle Female Thunderbabe! How's it goin' ma chérie?

The announcer was Austin, just started his new job after being booted off snotr. I wonder if he'll go grovelling to Geekster to be allowed back, the same pitiful way Jakey did.

Oh... and the clueless guy on the platform is of course little Jakey, on his way to Wolverhampton to see all of his extended yam yam family.

#2 Tony Blair.

#4. M7, 2E or M0?

I don't have anything against pigeons.
It's giggling "Oh My God" women that irritate me.

Note to self:

Cancel Caracas holiday.

Difficult to decide who's the funniest. The Old Sage Austin, a legend in his own imagination, writing his pompous, never ending boring tomes masquerading as meaningful comments, or Ugh, the prodigal child, who seems to be frightened of just about everything... except his imagined room full of hot chicks. I'm betting the hottest chick he's ever encountered is a KFC 6 piece Bargain Bucket.

#6 I'm not worried Ugh, because as your posts have clearly demonstrated, you have the very highest standards, which is why you're still talking to me.

#10 "it is not wrong to be tattooed, obese, whatever. It is just something that triggers me. Thus it is my problem, not the problem of all those people out there. "

And this year's award for stating the blatantly fucking obvious goes to.... Ugh.

Incidentally Ugh, all of those super hot perfect chicks you cream your pants at the prospect of being locked up with? Guess what? They don't exist. This Latino chick would be slightly too plump for your liking, that ebony babe would be a tad too short, and that Asian girl would, upon closer examination, be revealed to have a slight stutter.

I just hope you can find a way to cope with them all.

#5 "Then you can start being xenophobic about the next thing, religion or disability maybe."

...or maybe xenophobic about people who are overly tattooed, whatever that means. Is an arm OK? What about both arms? Chest? Chest and back? When is it too much? Who decides? You? Mr Perfect?

Or maybe xenophobic about people whose body weight/mass doesn't conform to your own idea of perfection. Or people whose teeth aren't perfect and gleaming white, as yours must undoubtedly be...

Guess what scares me? Being locked up in a room with just one twat like you.

#3 I am here for this thank your share update all save Window Internets setting version for latest.

Awesome!
This guy's name is Italo Vegliante, and if he isn't a legend, he certainly should be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtoLmCG1y_0

#1 Did he died?

Capitalism at its worst.
The little bitch got her just deserts.

When did they start being called Preppers? What happened to Survivalists?

Personally, I'd rather be a Survivalist; someone who's got his shit together, weapons at the ready, self-defence skills honed to a deadly art, and ready for action in any scenario.

A Prepper on the other hand sounds like someone who's getting ready to cook a meal and has all their vegetables neatly sliced, meat marinating in a trendy colour co-ordinated dish, sauces mixed and sitting in glass dishes on a granite worktop, utensils at the ready and oven just coming up to temperature.

#2. Uppity nigger with colossal chip on shoulder loses his rag with white honky boss man over appropriation issue. It made me smile. There. That's the best I can do Austin.

Tbh Austin. I don't 'do' humour deconstruction. If something amuses me, I laugh. It really is that straightforward. I don't pause and look around timidly to determine whether I might be about to commit some terrifying politically incorrect faux pas with my impending chuckle.

Now it's your turn. As you say, deconstructing humour can be challenging, but I am certain this is a challenge you will rise to in explaining why this video doesn't tickle your funny bone.

So in 5,000 words or less, go for it.

Funny, though I doubt whether Austin will think so.

Nice tits.

"social media is meant to be a place where you share things about your life..."

Which sums up neatly why I don't participate in social media.

Phew! How lucky am I eh?
I woke up this morning and I was just about to place a full propane cylinder on a bonfire, but then I saw this video.
Thanks snotr! You saved my life.

#130000 127 comments eh thunderbabe? I'm going to bet that video was either about religion, guns or Brexit. Am I right?

#110 Yes. Sometimes the numbers get messed up a little bit.

Hard to believe this idiot #7 hasn't been removed from snotr yet.

#9 Here in England we call them busybody arseholes.

#6 You are correct of course. It is documented elsewhere that this was staged. But funny nontheless, and I have to say that I have met people, men and women, who behave just like her. They see it as their mission to complain about everything.

Very funny. Same guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSkwY9EuP5E

LOL. It's amusing that she's complaining about the noise, yet with her fishwife foghorn gob she's making enough din to wake the dead. Thanks Thunderbabe Snow Lady!

#3 No, not particularly. It just seems that way to you because you're an idiot.

Different bag, green folder vanished, jacket with no centre vent.
I call fake.

#11 Little Jakey exercising his very fertile imagination as always, and clearly rattled by The Fox reappearing on SNOTR after several months break. Jakey is truly an amusing chappie (though not in the way he hopes).

Go to bed and dream now little Jakey, then you'll have something new, (though not very original) to write here tomorrow.

#8 Oddly enough, I think it's possible that you really do own a Bentley, after all even someone of your meagre means can pick up a shabby version on eBay for just a few grand, in the mistaken belief that it'll impress the neighbours, parked outside your council house.

No doubt your bilious attack yesterday was a result of the old smoker failing its MOT... again. But cheer up little Jakey, after all, at least you managed to con your mom into remortgaging her hovel so you could buy that personalised number plate you always wanted: JJT1T

#5 The Fox casually flicks a hanky to little Jakey, from the window of his Aston Martin as he and Lady Thunder Babe roar past.

#3 Hi there Mademoiselle Snow Female Thunderperson!
How could I stay away from you any longer babe?

The unedited version is much better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69I-x5yIem0

The World According to Islam, a strange alternate reality inhabited by misguided, mindless Dark Age throwbacks.

Mais oui ma cherie.
Belated Merry Christmas to you and a very Happy New Year.

Merry Christmas Austin.
Merry Christmas Jake.
Jingle Bells, Silent Night, Auld langs syne usw.

#9 Yes the world is a shit place and shit things happen all the time. But there better places to display the shit than here on snotr. I think I'll give this site a miss for a year or so.

The Maldives.
An Islamic State.
Paradise?
Certainly not.

Not nice. Remove this fuckin' shit now.

WTF was that?

Looked more like Rhapsody in red.

#3. That girl just sent my attractivometer right off the scale!

Definitely professional quality squeezing there.

1:44 130/70 My granny's wheelchair's got wider tyres than that!

#4 'Double sonic booms?? ....... Does not look like that to me.'

Me neither. I assumed it's just the noise from the engines re-igniting, delayed because of the distance away from the camera.

Stuff like this was standard when I was a nipper... on Thunderbirds.
Incredible to see it actually happen. Truly awesome.

#12 "Could be doing it just for the attention."

I think you might be onto something there.

That sccoter she's on reminds me of an old 2-stroke chicken chaser I used to ride many years ago.

#9 He has followers on facebook and Instagram?

How could I have been so wrong?

#6. The deep psychological trauma surrounding grief and loss can affect someone for the rest of their lives. This boy is a selfish prick.

I watch this and I think to myself, yeah, it's all in the mind. Skipping around like this at ground level wouldn't bother anyone, so it really isn't any more 'difficult' when you're a few hundred feet up in the air. Problem is, at ground level, a minor slip and you drop a few inches onto the pavement. When ( not if ) this guy eventually slips, it's Game Over. Pity he doesn't give a bit of thought to friends and family he'll leave behind, and of course the poor bastard he might land on top of.

He's 25 years old now. I doubt he'll see 30.

#4 The really sad thing is that very soon, zoos will be the only places on the planet where these creatures exist.

#13 "it's very easy to connect pc's laptops etc to amplifiers but it remains a fact that most people don't."

Quite so. And the reason is obvious to anyone not still living in the past. Even the most modest digital setup today will easily out perform the most expensive snap-crackle-pop, fluff collecting vinyl analogue, setup.

#8 That's great news! Congratulations on getting yourself a new model! MadameThunderLady must be so excited to be chosen by you to come to clean for you, to be chained up and eat insects in your cellar. She's probably packing her bags already. Aint she the lucky one eh?

BTW. Don't forget to tell her you have windows and heating upstairs. I'm sure she'll be impressed.

#6 " she complains a lot doesn't she..."

Why do you think I got rid of her? And listen, it's not too late to take the kids, although of course, being in their 30's now, they're not really 'kids' any more. But they may still come with their own insects. Do you like curry and lice?

#4 Sold the wife and kids into white slavery.
Much more peaceful now.

I'd put both little shits up for adoption.

#2. I didn't see much wood in that house Mr. Ator.

Jake #6, you make some good points regarding the extreme difference between a high end Hi-Fi setup with discrete turntable/amp/speakers and quality stylus etc, and a ... record player, and yes, the weight is crucial. I remember my mom used to set the weight on her stereogram by sellotaping a couple of pennies to the end of the arm.

I'll be honest here, as a teenager I never had the dosh to put together a top of the range setup. But my brother, a few years older than me, and a self-confessed 'afficionado' used to spend everything he earned (and more) on his system, so I've witnessed first hand what can be achieved with the right gear. Nevertheless, since it's just as easy to attach a quality amp and quality speakers to a CD/PC as it is to a turntable, that side of the equation cancels out, leaving just the source of the sound signal to deal with.

I'll never forget the day my brother bought his first CD player, a £60 Philips item. He popped in a CD, and turned the volume on his NAD amp up. Right up. The sound was breathtaking. We looked at each other and were both speechless. I guess that was the day that CDs replaced LPs for me. The quality of digital sound simply cannot be matched by an analogue vinyl setup, and just look at the price difference.

I can only attribute the resurgence of interest in vinyl as a rose-tinted 'nostalgia' effect, a bit like when I often think back with fond memories of my old cars of the 70's and 80's, but then after a moment's reflection I realise... they were actually crap.

There is one part of the LP experience that I do lament the passing of though; the album covers and contents. Many of them were works of art in their own right. 8 Tracks, musicassettes and finally CDs put the nail in that coffin. Pity. I wonder where my old Quadrophenia album is now...?

The recent upsuge of interest in vinyl records leaves me quite baffled. I was very happy to abandon this medium in favour of CDs, and the reasons are still just as valid today. Low quality sound including additional pops and crackles, fluff on the stylus, jump out of chair every 20 minutes or so to turn over the record, more frequently if there was a particular track I wanted to skip. The myth of genuine, warm, quality sound of vinyl is laughable. They were, and still are, crap. Of course even CDs are now old tech. When I left the country I gave away all of mine to friends and family, but not before ripping them to my PC in FLAC format. Now I have well over 2000 albums available at the click of the mouse, all of them stored on a hard drive no bigger than a paperback.

#2. I once drew some curtains.
And at some point in the future I might draw my pension.

Octopus enters container to eat crab. Amazing.

Next week: Bird lands on grass to eat worm.

Even more impressive is the way a cabbie is trained to take you on the longest possible route, bore you shitless with his inane banter during the journey and then stitch you up with an outrageous fare when he drops you off.

Yet another disgraceful character assassination by low-life Austin #4.

The crucial part of this video is the break in timeline when the delivery van leaves the road.

At this point the homeowner checks the parcels and realises they have been delivered to the wrong address. She calls the depot and they send out their collection agents, a helpful, well meaning couple who's job it is to travel around the neghbourhood making sure wrongly delivered parcels are re-routed correctly.

Sadly, in this case, in her haste to collect the parcels the woman slips on a poorly maintained lawn and injures herself. At this point her loving partner, who had been busy administering a vital diabetes injection in the vehicle, courageously lends his assistance and carries the woman back to the car. Notice how, even in this difficult moment, the man does not neglect his prime duty, to retrieve the packages, and install them safely in his vehicle.

This selfless human being will now make sure the packages are safely delivered to the correct address before taking his traumatised partner to the hospital for emergency treatment.

Isn't anyone elso worried that HG Wells is uninsured?

Some priceless gems there.

But definitely NOT funny, Austin.

Love weathermen fails, btw here's one where the guy handles it like a boss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQuVOQwRvQ8

Are Intelligent People More Wobbly?

"Judges are Skeptical of Him But Then THIS Happens"

But... but... but... nothing happened...

Can't help thinking these cowboys were getting a hard-on dreaming up a new way to shoot their guns, and then just had to come up with a valid application for this 'ground breaking' project.

Next week: getting rid of residential termite infestations using drone-launched rocket propelled grenades.

I have a 7ft non-flammable tree made from steel and plastic which comes out of its box in the attic once a year for a few weeks, and then it goes back again. No danger, no waste, no mess, no cost. No problem.

3:55 "turbo feeds compressed air into the cylinder which helps the piston's descent therefore saving energy..."

That's a rather confused description of the function of a turbo. In fact by raising the air pressure at the intake, more air can enter the cylinder over and above what would be possible simply under normal atmospheric pressure, thereby allowing more fuel to be burnt, thereby producing more energy.

I wonder how many bottles of wine $3k buys?

I watched the first 15 seconds and then glanced at the progress bar to see how much was left... and bailed out.
I don't regard skiing as a spectator sport, with our without snow.

Ah yes.
Today's entitled youth.
Pass me the sick bag.

I would sell my own granny to fly one of those. Super cool.

#4 #8. I'm afraid the golden days of motoring are a long way behind us now. I passed my test over forty years ago, and back then people actually used to 'go out for a drive' for the pleasure of it. Roads were new and in good condition, not littered with roadworks. Traffic density was low, and free roadside parking was plentiful. Speed cameras were non-existent, as were other traffic calming measures such as speed bumps and chicanes.

But driving today is nothing but a laborious time consuming and soul-destroying process... regardless of what car you're driving.

#2 Install Addblock.

Cardboard box game.
Hilarious.

18 year old puts ball in basket.
Hold the front page.

Food for thought here:
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/jan/19/post-work-the-radical-idea-of-a-world-without-jobs

That's odd. It seemed to work fine when he tried this with his granny.

#11 This man knows nothing about 'shaping our world'.
The narrator was correct right at the start.
He is a dinosaur.

#2 I'd like a fortune teller to tell me 'where' I'm going to die, then I'll make sure I never go there.

Sounds like Austin finally found something funny.

This man's experience will pale in significance compared to the impending AI revolution.
Do you think your job's safe?
Think again.

He spent thousands of hours making his paper aeroplane, but uses a crap cardboard box to cover it.

#3 No need to imagine: https://openclipart.org/download/262196/Friendly-Alien.svg

My browser has an AdBlocker, but does anyone know where I can get an AustinBlocker?

I didn't see a single black face in this clip. I do hope this isn't one of those waycist videos.

I think the one lesson we can learn from this is that it's vitally important, before we decide to find something funny, to check with Austin first. It would be so embarrasing to laugh out loud at a video, only to be then informed by Austin that it wasn't actually funny.
Oh, the shame of it.

Austin's knowledge and wisdom will guide us all.

#3 I strongly suggest you run a deep virus/malware scan on your box.

Incidentaly, if you're not interested in any of the nude women, would you mind passing them on to me?

Nice job. Only thing I would have done different is to cut down the trees in the immediate vicinity of the cabin for some of the timber, clearing a space for a driveway, patio, conservatory, vegetable plot, and trampoline for the grandchildren.

#13 Welcome back Mr bu.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvo3O2k2le4

If this had been a short film for an English GCSE, he might at least have spelled 'repetition' correctly.

#7 A whistling pussy eh? The mind boggles.

Could get a bit draughty up there with no knickers on.

More Hollywood fakery from self-important celebrity luvvies with their heads wedged firmly up their arseholes.

#5. No. No problem at all. https://tinyurl.com/y7dw7nqr

#1 I just consulted https://www.daftlogic.com/sandbox-google-maps-find-altitude.htm and apparently I live at 138 metres above sea level. So, not too worried at the moment.

I have a book that's much smaller than that.
It's called: "All that men NEED to know about women"

#9 So sorry to hear about Harvey TS. The loss of a dog can be a gut wrenching experience. Dogs offer unconditional love. Actually they don't just 'offer' it, they flood you with it, in heaps. Am I right? Try not to get sad. Think of all the good times and the great memories.

#8. Chin up buddy. The only way you know about good times is by having bad times to compare them with. Better fortune could be just around the corner for you. And listen, I know kids can appear pretty shallow, especially at Christmas, but I guarantee you that underneath that thin veneer of the Christmas gift collection culture, your nephews and nieces will treasure their uncle a million times more than the presents.

2018 beckons. I'm looking forward to it.

Merry Christmas to all of you.
I hope Santa brings you what you wanted.

I buy lots of stuff from Amazon. From a consumer point of view it is a fantastic resource.
But I think if I had to work there, I'd rather cut my head off with a rusty breadknife.

Nadolig Llawen!

You can keep your Rolexes.
My Citizen Eco-Drive Perpetual Chrono_E650 is the best watch I have ever owned. It looks and feels great and cost a fraction of the price of the cheapest Rolex.
A few hours in sunlight charges it up enough for three months. It updates it's time at 2am every morning via radio beacon, and in the four years I have owned it, I have never had to set or reset the time or date.

Hmmm... looks like I won't be mixing that tasty dimethylmercury and banana smoothie after all.

But animal rights warrior Kate del Castillo doesn't seem to have any objection to wearing leather clothes:

http://celebritiesinleather.blogspot.co.uk/2017/03/kate-del-castillo-wears-leather-dress.html

#3 ... and not very amusing either.

I get paid in Bitcoin and dollars, and I convert the dollars to Bitcoin.

I knew a girl once who almost took me out.
But she said she didn't have any money.
So she didn't.

If I live to be 150, I doubt if I'll ever see anything more stupid than this.

. Gay Cat.

I don't think much of his wallpaper or his beard.
But he does have a lovely dog.

Good to see Geekster selecting another quality video for snotr.

#1. The large wheel is driven by a hidden motor, timed to move at intervals. Take a close look at 1:43 and you'll see that when the ball lands on the wheel, there's a distinct delay before the motor moves the wheel again.

I detected one or two health & safety issues there.

#6. Let's leave it to the courts rather than the Daily Mail, to decide what Weinstein did or did not do. I've already conceded that I think he's a nasty piece of work.

Regarding your 'nasty older woman' scenario:

If a nasty old woman grabbed me by my best parts, and instead of walking out, I allowed her to continue and have her wicked way with me, secure in the knowledge that because she's rich, powerful and well-connected, she could advance my career and turn me into a Mega Star, how sympathetic to me would you be?

#2 #3. I wonder how many of these alleged rapes and molestations were in reality nothing more than a case of Quid Pro Quo, surfacing after all these years as the stars, who would all sell their own granny to get on in the movie business, now try to come to terms with their past and their sordid career climbing technique. I've no doubt whatsoever that Weinstein is a very nasty piece of work, but I think it's unlikely he ever raped anyone. He didn't have to. They presented themselves to him on a plate.

Kevin Spacey, great actor, currently being castigated during the latest Hollywood harrassment hysteria.

Too many top films to mention, American Beauty being one.

Other favourites:

Glengarry Glen Ross
The Usual Suspects
K-PAX

#8 and #9. I am in awe of the fact that a hall full of people found a scrolling touchscreen... breathtaking.
I remember seeing that clip back in 2007, and I also remember thinking ... "errrr.... so what?"

I guess some people will whoop and holler about the most trivial and insignificant things.

"Isn't that cool?"

No Steve. It's just a fuckin' phone.

#2. I know what you mean. Not so long ago I would have been convinced that this was CGI:
https://www.bostondynamics.com/spot-mini

Donald J. Trump is the democratically elected president of the United States.
Fact!

#12. This site isn't making any money (except for the server hosts). It's just being run as a hobby, and I imagine the site owner(s) have a lot of other demands on their time. Nothing wrong with that. I wish them well. If new and interesting videos turn up occasionally, that's great. And if not, it's not the end of the world... just chill.

This girl is just fuckin' amazing!

Clickbait.

#1. Yes it was. But it's a pity Lars doesn't want to show us how he does it.
It must be a secret.

#5. I have to confess, this seems an odd way to run a web site...

Nice big plot of land, but the lawn is largely unusable and as the video explains, very difficult to maintain. The solution is to terrace it, building a high retaining wall at the bottom next to the tree line, and leveling off part of the land. The result would be a more attractive, more useable and more easily maintained garden.

This is exhibit 1 in his wife's upcoming divorce case.

#6 He is smart. His name's Mehdi Sadaghdar, he's an electrical engineer with two Applied Science degrees, and his channel has more than a million subscribers. So, thumbs up to him for that.

But he's about as funny as a burning orphanage.

#4 I guess sometime way back, somebody told this guy that he's funny and talented (it wasn't you was it Madame T.S ?)
Anyway... unfortunately, he believed them...

Very lucky no-one got shot. These two cops seem like a pair of bumbling rookies. Two onto one and it still takes them all weekend to disarm and cuff a spaced-out homie.

#5 Whenever the subject of tipping crops up I'm reminded of this scene from Reservoir Dogs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4sbYy0WdGQ&list=RDZ-qV9wVGb38&index=4

I'm surprised they didn't mention tipping, which in Japan is rarely acceptable and can even cause offence, whereas in the USA you're considered a social outcast if you refuse to tip or tip too little.

#6 tužibaba? Telltale? Not quite. Try self-righteous trouble making arsehole.

Gotta go with #3 Monsieur MindTrick on this one.
There is a douche here, and it's Stanley Roberts - Professional Busybody.

Premature celebration. How embarrassing.

Did anyone died?

Sounds like a Trombone 750cc to me.

#4 Burimi was a bit too over-sensitive to comments, especially about his religion. I don't think over-sensitive is a label that anyone would ever hang on Sux2bu.

Comments forums tend to bring out the best and the worst in people... and more frequently the worst.

#2 I don't think he could handle all the Love.

Looks like a childrens' school disco to me.

Looks like a Casio fx-83GT Plus to me.
Just like mine.

#4 I shall pray for your soul and hope that The Good Lord did not hear you say that.

#8 and #9. Don't worry, I wouldn't dream of blowing myself to smithereens without providing snotr with a HD copy of the event.

#2 The Lord moves in mysterious ways.
We cannot know the purpose of The Almighty One.
Have faith in The Lord and Ye shall be delivered.

Fortunately the Good Lord was looking after him. Hallelujah!

#4. When I board a commercial airliner I don't expect the plane to be piloted by some Biggles wannabee.

If I want a bit a bit of excitement, I'll jump off a block of flats with an umbrella for a parachute and a 3 litres of nitroglycerin in my pockets.

Not really the sort of stunt a pilot should be doing with 200 passengers on board.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4997276/Air-Berlin-suspends-pilots-Dusseldorf-fly-past.html

This certainly brought back memories. I grew up on this stuff. Thans TS!

#5 Benjamin Button was just an infant when he died of old age.

I like the fact that there was no camera jittering or abrubt blackouts.

The social implications of vastly increased lifespan are immense. Where is all the additional food going to come from for this rapidly expanding world population? Where are all the jobs going to come from? And where is everyone going to live?

I've never smoked in my life, but if I could get some Chesterfields I'd start tomorrow.

#13. Not at all, which is why I wrote:

"The very nature of religion means that the only way it can be propogated is by imposing it on others. "

No specific religion mentioned there, and Islam used as an example afterwards partly because this thread was started due to concerns about Burimi, and his reaction to anti Islamic comments, and secondly because of the ever present violence exhibited by Islamists daily and the corresponding link back in time to the birth of the religion and its evidently extremely violent past.

The other kind of imposition I mentioned is the indoctrination of children by their family, friends and social elders, and this is the most insidious of all, and takes place in every religion.

#3. I know what you're saying, and I have no time for Scientology, or any other cult/religion, but as far as I'm concerned, there's Tom Cruise the actor (entertaining) and Tom Cruise the Scientologist (twat). I can separate the two and enjoy most of his films without being bothered about his beliefs.

One of my personal favourite movies: 'Magnolia - 1999'.

Director: Paul Thomas Anderson
Starring: Tom Cruise, Jason Robards, Julianne Moore

An epic mosaic of interrelated characters in search of love, forgiveness, and meaning in the San Fernando Valley.

#7. "as long as they don't impose it on others. "

Therein lies the problem T.S. The very nature of religion means that the only way it can be propogated is by imposing it on others. For example, Islam, from its birth around the year 570 has been spread not by reasoned argument and discussion ie. "hey take a look at our religion and see what it has to offer", but more by threats and coercion along the lines of: "Worship Allah or die!" On top of that we have children of religious zealots, Muslim, Jews and Christians indoctrinating their offspring into their particular illogical and archaic belief system, and so it goes on. It's tragic and it's wrong.

A lot more bovver than a mower.

#1 Madame Thunderfemale, you're becoming something of a... Burimi stalker.

I'd arrest that dog for begging.

#1. You're right. It isn't funny. It tries too hard to be amusing, and fails miserably.

I spotted one or two health and safety issues there.

Shame after all that wait it didn't show the final piece collapse.

#4, #5. The girl's name is Julie Zhan, and when this video was made she was 43 years old. She is now 45.
I think she has a terrific smile.

youtube.com/user/shutupanddance/juliezhan.com

You're all wrong.
The moon is a hoax:

revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm

Shit for brains.

#4 ThunderBabe, I'm a bit worried about you living in that nutshell. Couldn't you afford a proper house? The nutshell must be really cramped.

#2 You live there? It looks a lovely place Thundering Lady. You're very lucky.
BTW, back here in England we call this 'skimming' stones.

Tits on that.

I stopped watching after a minute or so. His silly, redundant and very irritating graphics ruined it for me.

“They're trying to kill me," Yossarian told him calmly.
"No one's trying to kill you," Clevinger cried.
"Then why are they shooting at me?" Yossarian asked.
"They're shooting at everyone," Clevinger answered. "They're trying to kill everyone."
"And what difference does that make?”

#1. I get these kind of messages occasionaly, though not on snotr yet as it happens, so I doubt whether it's linked directly to snotr. Do you run an adblocker? You might find that will cut down the number of these kind of problems. I run anti virus, though it's not a paid one (I'm far too tight for that) I use Avast, and it seems to catch most bad stuff.

Incidentally Jake, you don't need to turn your PC off to get rid of these things. Type Ctrl + Alt + Delete and then select 'Start Task Manager'. Click on the 'Applications' tab and you'll see various applications running, Select the one you want to stop, it'll be running in a browser window such as Firefox or Chrome, and then click the 'End Task' button. After a few seconds the offending little bugger will go away.

#11. I'm not a fan of Donald Trump, but if you want to examine the real reason for the current situation with North Korea, perhaps you should turn your attention to previous US Presidents, Clinton, Bush and Obama, whose various forms of diplomacy and strong language have had little effect in halting the relentless progress of this wannabee nuclear state. Some might even say that they've encouraged it.

Incidentally, using the word Dotard45 to describe the democratically elected president of The United States probably reveals more about you than it does about Trump.

Seems like a lot of trouble.
Here's what I would have used:
qualitytools.co.nz/images/manyimages/w1013.jpg

"Waycist, waycist, waycist. Fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' waycist."
She seems to have a very limited vocabulary, and an unusually large and ugly mouth with which to exercise it.
A very unpleasant woman. She needs a good slap.

#10. In fact quite a lot has changed since charging for plastic bags was introduced. According to The Guardian:

"The number of single-use plastic bags used by shoppers in England has plummeted by more than 85% after the introduction of a 5p charge last October, early figures suggest.

More than 7bn bags were handed out by seven main supermarkets in the year before the charge, but this figure plummeted to slightly more than 500m in the first six months after the charge was introduced, the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) said.

The data is the government’s first official assessment of the impact of the charge, which was introduced to help reduce litter and protect wildlife - and the expected full-year drop of 6bn bags was hailed by ministers as a sign that it is working."

#3. Get some therapy.

#14 Don't worry Thundering Mademoiselle Snow Girl. Here are my socks:

tinyurl.com/y8l4lbpl

#12. No, I have to insist. My jokes are definitely funnier. I read yours and ... nothing.
Then I read mine and I laughed my socks off.

#9 Paddy the Irish man gets a job as lumberjack and at the end of the first day has cut down only one tree while all the other lumberjacks have cut down fifty trees each.

Foreman sends Paddy out with Joe, the top lumberjack the following day to pick up some tips. Joe starts up his chainsaw and Paddy shouts: "What's that noise?"

The Irish Job Centre advertised for Tree Fellers, but only two applied for the job.

The man did not cut his own leg off.
The tree did not land on a house.
The tree did not crush the truck.
∴ This video is a fail.

Perfect pert bottoms in pretty pink panties.

Slaphead.

Homo Sapiens wasn't here first, and no matter what we do to it, the planet will live on long after we are all gone.
Ultimately 2 to 3 billion years is what current estimates suggest is left before Earth is finally consumed by a dying Sun.

Make the most of it today folks. That's all there is!

I'd say there's been some Men at Work making this video.

The plane in plainville falls mainly on the car park.

#2. I can't help it Scotsman. How can I break the 'Habit' of a lifetime?

#13 But your secret passion is a secret no longer, FamousFemaleSnowingThunderBabe.

The Lord moves in mysterious ways.

#5 Yes you're right, it does depend on the car, and from what I've read about the Bugattis, they're designed and engineered to handle the power. Dropping a Bugatti engine into a Morris Mini (my first car) would certainly have been a bit hair raising. The car I was referring to previously was a Jag. That car was easily up for the task of hurling down the motorway at twice the speed limit. I was not.

From a technical point of view, very impressive, though as a production vehicle on public roads, really quite useless. Even being on a road which would legally allow such speeds, few people have the skill to handle this kind of vehicle. On occasions when I was younger, I took my own car up to a slightly illegal 140mph on a UK motorway. It was a frightening experience. I am certainly not cut out to be a racing car driver.

#9 "use your eye for detail, accuracy and honesty more introspectively in the future as well"

We all have room for improvement Austin; only a fool would deny that. Here's hoping you can reinforce your impressive book knowledge with real world experience.

I was in a coffee shop a few days ago, relaxing and people watching.
A young couple came in the shop, sat down with a drink each, took their phones out and stared at them, prodding and swiping at the screens, never looking up and never speaking to each other.
Fifteen minutes later I left the shop. They still had not spoken a word.

#7. Austin. You wrote 'makes' twice.
I just thought you might might like to know.

Pity the hurricane graphics are rotating the wrong way.

So we've seen it forwards and backwards, so now how about showing it sideways?

'Awesome' is a very overused word, but in this case, no other worrd will do.
Truly awesome.

Thanks Madame Female Thuderperson.

Phew. It's a good job that deck's magnetised, otherwise the next big wave and the helicopter would slide right off again.

"Remember. Grab what you NEED!"

... a bottle of vodka.

#6. Yes. Definitely struck a nerve there. The child doth protest to much methinks.

#4. Yeah. Definitely a rant, and a rather silly one at that. And for some odd reason you lambast Sux2bu, climbing on board your favourite Second Amendment bandwagon to do so, even summoning up rather feeble sexual imagery to support your view. I suspect you feel a bit stupid now you've suddenly realised this video was posted by myself, not Sux. Pay attention next time, silly boy.

Phew! That sure was hot.
... but not as hot as Austin's keyboard after another one of his trademark rants.

6:20 'Clonk!'

This video just won the 'Snotr Dull Video of The Week' award.

4:58 Look at the size of those toilet rolls!

Something tells me he's going to need them.

Stunning!
For a longer version and in HD:
youtube.com/watch?v=um8M9azpmb4

This is Little Jakey's bird. He taught it everything he knows.

#4 Don't hold your breath waiting for anything different from #3. Austin, the empty-gun gunslinger doesn't have an original thought in his head. He just re-hashes stuff he's read after his mummy tucks him into bed at night. He's even started repeating my words,... imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Personally I think he's nothing but scum and a blight on society. I'm going to let him have the last word again now. He likes that.

#4 You could try (temporarily at least) automatically rejecting any comments which include a URL.

I'd be more impressed if it was a real pizza.

I'm agreeing with #4 on this one. I'd rather cut my head off with a chainsaw than listen to this again.

#18. Gypsies are part of the Human Race... just.

#14 Textbook waycist scumbag gypsy.

#11 Burimi, take no notice of what #6 Austin writes. He's a gypsy.

#6 Waycist.

#28 Klemm does not speak for me. I am not a racist. My views and opinions of Gypsies are born out of a lifetime of experience, witnessing first hand this small sub group of the population who steadfastly refuse to live by the reasonable standards set for the vast majority in the community. They milk the system incredibly well, and even convince idiots such as yourself to leap to their defence on the basis of some imagined persecution of them and their equally imagined 'rich cultural heritage'. By your own admission, bookworm you may be, but on this subject your knowledge is non-existent.

Austin, you are the cowboy who turns up at every gunfight with a shiny new gun, but no bullets, and just stands there shouting "Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Except in your case of course, you just shout "Waycist! Waycist! Waycist!"

Arguing with you is like arguing with a drunk, entertaining, but utterly pointless. Once again I'll let you have the last word, since we all know how important that is to you.

#24 One day Austin you may realise that continually shouting 'racist' just makes you seem rather desperate. You've painted yourself into a corner defending gypsies when you either a) don't have a clue what they are really like, and/or b) are too steadfastly blinkered to even bother to find out. Either way we've now clearly established that your knowledge on this subject is zero. What's odd is that you appear to be quite proud of that fact.

#22 Don't worry Burimi. I don't hate Austin. I just find him rather amusing... like a court jester.

#19. Austin, the most telling part of your comment is what you've left out, with no mention whatsoever of the well documented disgusting anti-social behaviour of gypsies. I'll bet you've never even seen a real gypsy. You probably have some romantic notion of a jolly red faced lovable vagabond, playing a flute, sitting by his camp fire, bothering no-one and just getting on with his wonderful cultured life. It's really quite sad. You're simply a socially inept, nerdy bookworm, totally out of touch with reality aren't you Austin?

#11. I don't know which world you live in Austin. I live in the real world and since a child I have seen examples too numerous to list regarding the activities of Gypsies. In later life in the work I have done (I'll leave you to guess what that job was) I have come into 'very' close contact with gypsies on many occasions, therefore I know what I am talking about. You on the other hand have clearly never met a gypsy, never had a few dozen of them park their vans close to your home, never had to put up with the intimidation in the community as they wander around seeing what they can pilfer, and never had to deal with the disgusting aftermath of a temporary gypsy encampment on your doorstep. Your many posts indicate that you are nothing more than a well-read, tiresome twat.

You remind me of a guy who used to work in our office a number of years ago. When a few of us were having a chat, he would invariably sidle up and barge into the conversation, pointing out our numerous failings, holes in our logic, and our many shortcomings. When he had finally finished lecturing us, he would wander off with an idiotic self-satisfied smirk plastered over his face. He was clearly under the impression that he'd helped us all by passing on some of his valuable knowledge. Little did he know that we all thought he was nothing but a boring tit. In fact, that was our nickname for him: The Tit.

The Thought Police aka Austin have turned up again to lecture us on what we ought to think, say and do. His latest hobby horse is Gypsies, or as Austin would rather us refer to them, Roma. We all know of couse that regardless of P.C. Austin's laughable defence of these peoples' valuable cultural heritage, Gypsies are in fact nothing but scum and a blight on society. They pay no tax or National Insurance, and prefer to live outside the law except when it might suit them to take advantage of society's benefits such as doctors, dentists, hospital etc. In the meantime they do their own thing, which usually involves travelling the land in caravans and pitching up on illegal camps to make a nuisance of themselves for a week or two and do a spot of thieving, or tarmac a few driveways with 1mm of the black stuff before finally vanishing and leaving a shit load of rubbish for the community to clear up. Fly tipping fines? Like most things, they don't apply to Gypsies.

That looked pretty damn cool... up until he started clapping himself.

http://www.easttexasmatters.com/news/local-news/emergency-crews-on-scene-of-downed-planed-near-bullard/780511133

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4644256/Man-left-stunned-creature-stuck-ceiling.html

#11. Thanks for that little Jakey, but are you sure your parents will let you stay up late?

Excellent video!
Often seen this done, but never slowed down like this.
Mucho thanko SnowBabe.

#9. https://tinyurl.com/jer9exx

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/28/man-hit-by-double-decker-bus-says-police-didnt-believe-him-until-they-saw-cctv-6740654/

I'm going to have to go and lie down after saying this, but I agree with little Jakey. #11

#7 And what about his haircut? And no beard either? There's no way he did that with a piece of flint. Any true primitive caveman would have hair and beard as long as the M6.

#8 That's a bit harsh. Bedu's only trying to share with you the means to make a fortune. He sounds like a real nice guy. I've just emailed him your credit card number as a thank you.

#5. Agreed. And why does he use the Internet at all? Instead he could document his progress by painting images on cave walls to be discovered centuries from now.

Boy takes a leak in the street, and is splashed by passing vehicle. Awesome?

I wonder if this video has been uploaded to FB?

Phew! Just made it.

The crowds are cheering, the bride and groom are full of joyful happiness, and as Dave accelerates away from the reception, he is confident that his fledgling wedding limousine driving business will be a spectacular success.

#2 and #3 My next door neighbour's friend's cousin's brother-in-law only works three hours a year and earns $15 billion.

Yowza! Hey there Lady Snowing Thunder Female Person!

The squashed aspect ratio made it look a lot worse than it actually was. The sea was in fact as flat as a pancake.

#11 Austin, you may have gathered from my dismissive response to the video that I don't take this Tampax Tax quite as seriously as Feminazis such as yourself. I could go into more detail but... a) I don't enjoy typing as much as you do, and... b) I just don't have the time. Instead, take a look here https://tinyurl.com/os6q82b to read an article by a woman who's views broadly echo my own on this issue. You can then compose a verbose, tedious and multi-paragraphed reply which I shall not bother reading.

#5 Wot next? Free toilet paper?

#9 I notice that you are severely critical of my viewpoint, though too weak to propose a solution of your own. Here, take this cushion to park under your arse, it must get uncomfortable sitting on that fence.

When (if) VAT is removed from tampons, perhaps it will be removed from razor blades too.

8:44 That sure is some cool overtaking manoeuvre.

#4. Playing with his balls is all little Jakey has ever managed to do.

Is that a Mexican trying to get over Trump's wall?

Just what you need when you're trying to relax at your Bahamas resort; some jerk with a kite arsing around in the pool.

#3. It's impossible to say.
Who do you think it might be?

It should be made illegal to have a non-hands-free mobile phone switched on inside a driven vehicle. Fine offenders £1000 for first offence, £5000 fine and 1 year ban and retake driving test for second offence. £10,000 fine and life ban for third offence. Get these dangerous morons off the road.

It's obviously just a man dressed in a bear costume.

Hi there MadameFemaleThunderperson!

Surrounded by trees and therefore plenty of natural materials from which to build a bow, it's odd that she chooses to use PVC pipe instead. And the toxic gases released from heating PVC over an open fire to soften it, means this is very derfinitely a bad idea.

Apparently these guys recently attached a translator helmet to little Jakey's head, to see if they could manage to get some sensible conversation out of him. It failed miserably of course - no brain detected.

The only thing dumber than a goldfish, is little Jakey.

Pity we don't see him get out of the car. I've often wondered what little Jakey looks like.

News: China, traffic patrol officer helps elderly man to cross multi-lane road junction.

In other news: China, multiple pile-up up occurs after police car is parked without flashing lights, on pedestrian crossing at busy junction. Two people dead, three seriously injured. Two vehicles burst into flames and are dealt with by Fire Tender, two firefighters treated for smoke inhalation. Road junction closed for two days while surface is repaired.

Police officer named as "Hu Fukt Upp".

"Children run from tiny dog in hilarious tribute to Running of the Bulls"

Hilarious?

#10. LOL. Quite so Señor Burimi. Quite so.

"... I bet I'm bigger "

#7. As I mentioned once before little Jakey, you certainly do have a very fertile imagination.

#5 Ah, it's little Jakey, as expected.

#3 If I spend the rest of my life on a single-minded mission to seek out the dumbest of the dumb, I doubt whether I'd discover anything quite as harebrained as this.

This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.

#4 Flour God's sake, did you knead to say that?

I'd be more impressed if he went through in reverse.

Super cool.

https://flippa.com/7064078-snotr-com

Take a look at the last comment right at the bottom of the page.

Nice legs. Shame about the boat race.

#8. Little Jakey displaying his fertile imagination once again.

#3 After having eaten pussy and eaten banana, I have to say... I prefer banana.

#8 Austin my dear boy, words can have a variety of meanings. Let me help you with petulant in this context:

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/petulant

adjective
1.
moved to or showing sudden, impatient irritation, especially over some trifling annoyance:

I think that sums up you and your regular verbose diatribes rather nicely.

and 'rant' ? Really?

OK here you go:

verb:

1.
to speak or shout at length in an angry, impassioned way.

Get back to me if you're still confused.

Funny video sux. But not as funny as Austin's petulant rant.

#3 Rubbish! Not only can he do no-hands press-ups, but he can also push the guy up and down on the plank behind him.

#7 "...who is down voting us, I wonder.."

Perhaps it's Spectre, Miss Thunderpenny.

RIP Roger Moore.

And.... exactly the same video in reverse.

He's up to no good.

You've heard of a cat burglar?
This is a dog burglar.

Very impressed with his crime fighting.

Big thumbs up to Jakey for these engine videos. Spent quite a while in the motor trade, done my fair share of engine rebuilds, and found these clips very interesting. Laughed my socks off at the colossal radial engine hanging off the back of the beetle. Great stuff!

Tune in next week when the boys will be poking a nuclear reactor.

#23. Ah, just three lines that time. Now you're learning sonny.

#21 You always make me smile. One word from me spawns a dozen from you. You're just too easy to bait.

#18. But he does rather go on a bit doesn't he? I'll bet he's great fun at parties. Imagine being trapped up a corner by him, suffering the onslaught of his astounding intellect ?

"Oh really Austin? Oh that is SO interesting. Oh LOOK! There's some paint drying over there, I really MUST go and watch it."

"After 20 years in space Cassini is running out of fuel..."

What? Only 20 years on a full tank? Crap!

Very funny guy.
And Ali G's quite amusing too.

Don't you hate it when you take granny to the zoo and she gets shit-faced?

#1. I couldn't agree more. Stooges and accomplices, rent-a-crowd, and very imaginative editing can make magicians out of anyone, even the cheerless Steven Frayne - aka Dynamo.

Kentucky flied pigeon.

Way back in time, before the birth of the Internet and before the appearance of camera phones and You Tube, (maybe wayback when Thundersnow was just a little girl ), if someone had told me that in the future, grown men would be cheering and whooping and hollerin' at managing to get a ping ball in a cup (after numerous attempts) I'd have said they were mad...

I wonder what the police would say about his Park and Slide number plates?

Or you could just reverse-park the car on the right hand side.

Agree with # 1 and ... wrong category. This should definitely be 'Awesome'.

Warning!
Feel good factor overload!

I wonder how well it corners?

Title should be: "Over reacting idiot parents frighten small child."

#6 Sergeant Pepper's just fine, but I always preferred kit-kats over penguins.

Crap Banks.

#4 People may discover motivation and inspiration in many diffrerent and varied areas of life. Archimedes - bathtub, Newton - Apple tree etc. I'd suggest that's not an intrinsic value or attribute of the bathtub or apple, but an extraordianary experience and quality of the observer. Sometimes things are more black or white than you believe.

I'm no fan of fracking, but any chance to spray a self-important Luvvie (in this case Emma Thompson) with shit, has to be snatched immediately. So I have to agree with Monsieur Sux. Good job Mr.Farmer

#1. "Some records are just stupid.. " - Thumbs up... but...

My own opinion is that ALL records are stupid.

I'm reminded of an old saying: "You never truly know someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes."

I think it applies well here. Fascinating video. Thanks Burimi.

Three guys smoke pot and proceed to put the world to rights.
Nothing awesome about this, it happens all the time.

Cute kid. Spot on Jakey. Give her the job permanently.

Having a roaring fire inside a grass hut. What could possibly go wrong?

#1 But I really enjoy a bit of cod, chips and mushy peas on a Friday.

Title should read: "Dolphin makes girl laugh."

#18 You certainly have a way with words Fred. Big thumbs up from me!

Cables? Bah! They should've used wi-fi.

#8 Good idea Mademoiselle FemaleThunderPerson. Now I wonder where I can find a suitable babe to assist me?

#17. There's rather more to it than that little Jakey but not surprsing that you didn't notice, after all, you're not too bright. I'll let you try and figure it out yourself, but here's a clue: it's all in the name.

Eggsactly what I was looking for.

1:40 He seems to have a good rhythm going there, but needs more penetration.

Looks like little Jakey has stopped taking his medicine again.
#6. Bienvenu. Je crois que vous êtes français, n'est-ce pas?

#14. Very deep. Very true.

"This video is not in reverse"

.tnemmoc siht si rehtieN

#12. "Then why didn't he just do that in the first place?"

Maybe getting fired from his shit job was the impetus he needed to get his act together.

You might be happy that there will always be shit jobs, and people to do them. I'm not. I think progress would be to reduce the number of shit jobs or eliminate them altogether. It's laughable that you pretend a shit job might just be the 'ticket' for someone. You don't happen to own a shit burger joint employing poor saps for shit pay, by any chance do you?

#7 I heard that the kid was delighted when he got the sack, because he started his own dog walking business and is now making enough dough to put himself and his kid brother through college.

Just Fantastic. There are some things that really make me smile. This is one of them.
Thanks Burimi!

#5. I'd be happy to see all people, old and young, do meaningful and worthwhile work, and in this particular case, I agree that the arrival of a tomatoes, cheese and relish machine would put the kid out of a job. But I'd rather see him encouraged to do something better with his life, instead of being kept in a shit job, and that means getting out of the fast food joint altogether. The idiotic premise of this video that the boss is somehow doing the kid a big favour installing 'Flippy' is just hilarious.

Lucky kid no longer has to spend all day flipping burgers for a shit wage.
Now he can spend all day adding tomatoes, cheese and relish to buns for a shit wage.

#12. Healthy urine is not toxic. However, it contains compounds eliminated by the body as undesirable, and can be irritating to skin and eyes. After suitable processing it is possible to extract potable water from urine.

Just saying.