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3. tsar911 52 days ago on video Red
@ 1:24 ...
once more into the fray
into the last good fight i'll ever know
live and die on this day
live and die on this day
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5. Comment rated too low. Show this comment tsar911 54 days ago on video Giant slingshot insanity
somehow boys find satisfaction in that... i'll never understand why..
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6. tsar911 54 days ago on video Ukrainian Drunk Master vs Glass Bottle
and he's still allowed the right to offspring..
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7. tsar911 56 days ago on video Giant Rubik's Cube Mosaic, ArtPrize 2010, Pete Fecteau
computer rendered image, computerised pixel calculation, and possibly computer aided rubik cube side positioned (from the robotic lego rubik's cube solver we saw on snotr) ..... where is the art?
it's more tech-labour and less creative-wow. just like the push-pin art or the guy who paints screws - nothing wow.
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8. tsar911 58 days ago on video New device makes wheelchairs obsolete.
This brought tears to my eyes.. .my brother is T4 spinal cord injured from a car accident... and this is such a promising looking invention.. he always keeps asking me to look up new technologies invented for such injuries....
By the way I want to know how it copes with a incline ramp - does the increased angle makes it tip over??
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10. tsar911 62 days ago on video The Sagan Series - The Humans
Carl Sagan is one of the few people who reminds us what being a human race really should mean - as opposed to silly war on terror and arms race and discreminations and fights over land and resources.
And his demeanour and tone is so soft and collected but utterly thongth provoking.
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11. tsar911 63 days ago on video Problem, Soccer?
Torches SHOULD be banned... one mishap and the stampede can kill or injure hundreds!
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12. tsar911 64 days ago on video Vytautas Mineral Water
I don't know about you guys... but I'm craving me some iPad pig sandwich now.
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13. tsar911 64 days ago on video Christmas tree slingshot-crossbow
Looking at him, he doesn't look like the pranking mischevious guy... that seriousness about description and working..
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14. tsar911 65 days ago on video What a trip through a wormhole would look like
...or.. a 'trip' through LSD...
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15. tsar911 69 days ago on video We Stopped Dreamin
Don't get me wrong, I respect Neil deGrasse Tyson; but lately I think all he ever talks about is the days gone by and how mandating space research is the only way to inspire youth. Somehow it comes across as an old man's rant.
Love him though, and his ties...
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17. Comment rated too low. Show this comment tsar911 74 days ago on video Cops Get Owned!!!
He should be charged with deliberately wasting Police's time. Next time when he's a real emergency and a cop is held up by prank-ing idiots like these, he won't find it that funny.
Him and the over-speeding Ferrari doctor, both should be charged with incapacity to behave with civility and moronism.
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18. tsar911 77 days ago on video Robot Quadrotors Perform James Bond Theme
100 years from now, when robots would finally have taken over the humanity, they would look back at this video and say, "Dude, we were dumb back in the day!"
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19. Comment rated too low. Show this comment tsar911 77 days ago on video Helicopter Crashes During Top Gear Korea
Terrible thing to have happened. But then again, Asian pilots...
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20. tsar911 81 days ago on video Annoying Devil - Balls Of Steel
Somehow I think they are staged. They just can't get away with that kind of stuff in the UK. If it happened to me, I'd report it to the Police here and take them to the court - they just can't do that randomly like that - I'm sure.
There you go:
"The Annoying Devil
All was not as it appeared in this item - it was subject to strict health and safety standards, and the ‘dog faeces’ was in fact dyed mashed potato. This was explained afterwards to the members of the public who were filmed, who were all happy to have their interactions with the “Annoying Devil” featured in the programme. However, Channel 4 noted that some viewers of the original programme had taken offence and therefore added a humorous strap line to the Massive Balls of Steel E4 on 13 October 2005 , informing viewers that the faeces were not real. Channel 4 said it would do the same if the original Balls of Steel programmes were repeated.
Channel 4 assured Ofcom that it would consider each of the “Annoying Devil’s” planned stunts for any future series and provide viewers with appropriate information where necessary."
http://stakeholders.ofcom.org.uk/enforcement/broadcast-bulletins/pcb46/
Like I said, they just can't do that without permission of the participants and health and safety in mind. So basically, this show's a bluff.
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21. Comment rated too low. Show this comment tsar911 82 days ago on video no animal was hurt during this video :D
F**king idiots, not funny, not entertaining and some ignorant crap. How can they make a TV show like that in the past and say now TV shows are dumbing us down??
Stupid, non funny hopeless pretend humour.
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22. tsar911 85 days ago on video Don't buy puppies
And puppy farming, like chicken farming is bad, how?
Isn't it that they are well fed and looked after because no one wants to buy a puppy with broken leg or something. So doesn't the puppy farm look after them? Or is it a video about free range puppy farming? I don't get it.
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23. tsar911 87 days ago on video Balls Crash
Somehow creepy - but cute - cut creepy ... but cute...
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24. tsar911 92 days ago on video Take on Me North Korean Style
#2 I think some editing would've been nice. Too much floor in this shot and not enough close up of the musicians skills.
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25. tsar911 95 days ago on video Magnetic fields
what's so funny about ingrown hair similarity?? 00:45
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26. tsar911 98 days ago on video Perpetual motion machines
Perpetual motion is against the laws of physics. Closest thing ever achieved is superconductors but they need 'work' done in order to keep them at very low temperature.
FAKE.
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27. Comment rated too low. Show this comment tsar911 108 days ago on video Why SOPA is a bad idea
#3 - No you wont be stopped from singing in a bar - but if you are selling bootlegged copies of the original for your own profit then you will be stopped.
#5 - In the video you linked, it says that 'can you imagine generic drugs to be banned?' - Thats a stupid comment. Drugs become generic after their patents are expired and its legal to copy them. They remain uncopyable for the time that is decided by the courts in which they can recoup the resoruces spent on the effort spent to bring the innovation. That's how things work in real life.
The guy in this TED talk is plain talking nonsense. No game console was broken by their manufacturers and even if it did, buy an extended warranty plan for god's sake. PIPA / SOPA were never designed to stop a person sharing files on usb or through msn or skype - they were designed for thepiratebay or megaupload who earn money out of something that they never contributed to innovate.No one is against TPB or MU if you share your own song there.
Lastly, I don't understand why does everyone keep regurgitating about the big corporates being bad - why doesn't everybody speak to their favourite musicians like the lady gaga or metallica etc. to stop signing contracts with the music industry and upload their new music for free on youtube etc. If these musicians so much like to share then why dont they upload for free like radiohead did their own website a while back? Why sign a contract to make money and then cry about your rights later? I don't get it.
Don't get me wrong; I love a free lunch as much as any other person. Infact I download and fileshare as well. But I juts can't stand the lies people are telling against PIPA / SOPA. I just cant understand how does the filesharing community not get it that in order to make lets say The Dark Knight, it has to be profitable or it wont exist. So if nobody wants to pay for it then how then it wont get made. Simple as that.
Can someone please tell me how I'm wrong?
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28. tsar911 164 days ago on video Acrobatics on the Empire State Building
What was the point of rotating the camera in the end?
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30. tsar911 206 days ago on video Quantum levitation
..now find a solution to middle east problem.
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32. tsar911 284 days ago on video FPSRussia - Flamethrower Massacre
In Soviet Russia, the flame throws you!
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33. tsar911 297 days ago on video Ride along with a ZR1 at Nurburgring
This is more of an infomercial for Michelin than ZR1.
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34. tsar911 297 days ago on video Epic Drive-Thru Ice Cream Guy
Not funny. Sad to see him trying this hard to be funny but he's not. I'd like to see him do this stunt with a £5.99 meal and not the cheap 69p cone - then he'd stop trying to be funny.
Hopeless.
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35. Comment rated too low. Show this comment tsar911 2 years ago on video Naughty Baby
Legendary Soundtrack!
It's from a b-rated bollywood movie - if only you guys could understand it you would go nuts.
It's my new ringtone
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36. tsar911 2 years ago on video Naughty Baby
Legendary Soundtrack!
It's from a b-rated bollywood movie - if only you guys could understand it you would go nuts.
It's my new ringtone
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37. tsar911 2 years ago on video 10 Worst Infomercials
reminds me of sussane summers thigh master
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38. tsar911 2 years ago on video The Russian Onslaught
Can someone list the name of the track?
Thank!
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39. tsar911 3 years ago on video The best funny moments in sports
got it.
its My My My (Armand Van Helden Tara McDonald)
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41. tsar911 4 years ago on video Guns don't kill people
whats the apprika not enough joke.i didnt get it.
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1. tsar911 7 days ago on video Burglar's Bloopers
Coming soon to a cinema near you: 'Store' Alone 3 - This time it's commercial!