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2. vitaminm 245 days ago on video Body Slamming Cops
#15
i'm curious as to what your source is for that information. Can you link the rest of us to it perhaps? i'd hate to think you were just making stuff up
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3. vitaminm 245 days ago on video Where is the little girl?
(minor spoiler beware)
lol "when your legs are 3 inches long" sorry that's just not that often for me
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4. vitaminm 245 days ago on video Recycle cans
#10
education doesn't imply better actions, only a responsibility for them.
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5. vitaminm 245 days ago on video Rhinoceros vs. Warthog
why you never ask a rhino for an alley-oop
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6. vitaminm 2 years ago on video How Long Does It Take To Revolve Around The Sun?
Cleary this is opposite day in australia, as we've swapped the roles of the clueless blonde female with the rest of the population
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7. vitaminm 2 years ago on video Tree Man...
his teeth are surprsingly white for someone who cant use his hands
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8. vitaminm 2 years ago on video English Bulldog Watching TV Sitting On a Couch
USA has too much diversity for comments like "typical american" to have any validity, or even any meaning. Every country has that type of person, all we did was idolize them with characters like peter griffin, homer simpson, and jackie gleeson.
But get with the times and bash our failing economy and unfathomable national debt. Unless you're iceland.
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9. Comment rated too low. Show this comment vitaminm 2 years ago on video Taïg Khris - Mega Jump from Eiffel Tower
still, 38m is 38m. i dont see any of us in line behind him. most i've ever jumped is 20m and i dont think i'd do it again
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10. vitaminm 2 years ago on video Dog Senses Earthquake moments before it happens
this shuold be retitled "dog survives 9/11"
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11. vitaminm 2 years ago on video First time machine
first message comes through "turn it off, turn it off! there's robots everywhere"
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12. vitaminm 3 years ago on video The Musical Genius - Derek Paravicini
are savants known for creating i wonder... imagine being able to make the choice to be like that, if you could choose whatever it was you were good with
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13. vitaminm 3 years ago on video Young bear vs cougar
#15
"if they can"
which is pretty much all the time, because i can't think of anything in nature that's going to stop an adult bear
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14. vitaminm 3 years ago on video Death wish go-kart driving
#19
it's ironic how sometimes safety measures can become life-threatening. a friend of mine was in a car wreck and was thrown through the windshield. if he had been wearing a seatbelt and remained in the vehicle, it was determined from the damage to the car that he would have died.
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15. vitaminm 3 years ago on video Glad I don't smoke
"smoking causes impotency"
a misleading plea directed at an audience who
a. wont see this ad
b. doesn't give a shit either way
c. will contintue to smoke and screw hotter girls than you can talk to without saying something stupid
the bottom line is that while smoking is horrible for your health, the industry realizes that the average person is ignorant and desperate to fit in enough to be susceptible to anything that will make them belong, whether or not it's killing them in the process
i'm a smoker of 6 years, quit cold turkey, and i don't want to hear any excuses.
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16. Comment rated too low. Show this comment vitaminm 3 years ago on video Porsche 911 commercial
the problem with this video is that
never ending story is better
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17. vitaminm 3 years ago on video Honda Rube Goldberg machine
the tires are gay. to extrapolate, they are so sexually attracted to the next tire that they are able to defy the laws of natural selection.
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18. vitaminm 3 years ago on video News blooper
@17
that kind of misconception is growing more and more popular these days, but you're dehumanizing yourself.
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19. Comment rated too low. Show this comment vitaminm 3 years ago on video News blooper
Yeah apparently they did find her remains, 3 years later.
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20. Comment rated too low. Show this comment vitaminm 3 years ago on video News blooper
lewl, downrate me? i honestly had a lot more respect for this community until now.
Lately this website has capitolized on misfortune... all the horrible accidents videos are one thing, it's a person's choice to partake in dangerous activities, but this girl was kidnapped and most likely murdered. There's nothing funny about that.
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21. Comment rated too low. Show this comment vitaminm 3 years ago on video News blooper
i can't laugh at this... not considering the circumstances.
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23. vitaminm 3 years ago on video Women bloopers
There's nothing sexist about the video, it's just themed.
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24. Comment rated too low. Show this comment vitaminm 3 years ago on video Tetris with lyrics
tspot lewl
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25. vitaminm 3 years ago on video 360 days in 40 seconda
whether it's fake or not
i think this is priceless
wtb high-definition version
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26. vitaminm 3 years ago on video Nigga please
chapelle did it first and better with his (cant say it cause i'm white) family
...
imo 
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27. vitaminm 3 years ago on video Dangerous pet
@11
it's hillarious to me we're not all bad. but i guess enough of us are...
anyway i dont know if you've seen "forgetting sarah marshall" but this guy reminds me of her 2nd boyfriend, albeit much more energetic
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28. vitaminm 3 years ago on video Santa Academy
they come in all sizes
fat, old
i gotta use that one at work
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30. vitaminm 3 years ago on video Thundercat - The Movie
if i was in the movie-making business
i would make /this/ movie happen.
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31. Comment rated too low. Show this comment vitaminm 3 years ago on video Insane dog part 2
something that confused me about that movie (bruce almighty) was that one of the conditions of his power was to never interfere with a person's free will, and yet it seems he did just that
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32. vitaminm 3 years ago on video Mama cat comes to rescue her little kitten
we had a litter of 9 kittens a few years back. the mother moved them between 3 very hard to find spots in the house. the behaviour of the mother cat is very interesting, especially the way they look at you when you find their latest hiding spot. their expression is as if she were both defending her kittens and asking you if you are as proud of her creations as she is
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33. vitaminm 3 years ago on video Family Guy - Peter wants to clean
americans pretending to be foreigners pretending to be americans
didnt they try something like this in interview with the vampire?
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34. vitaminm 3 years ago on video Personalized GPS
"bang a left on jefferson street"
of course it /had/ to be jefferson street
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35. vitaminm 3 years ago on video What's this right here?
as a resource for low income families, poorly-fitted clothing was (despite using more material) cheaper and easier to obtain. large size clothing also last longer as hand me downs than medium or small.
you got to admire the ability to turn something embarassing into a style that is emulated throughout the entire class system at much higher prices.
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36. vitaminm 3 years ago on video You Gotta Do The Cooking By The Book
@ 12
lewl yes that expression was priceless
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37. vitaminm 3 years ago on video Women, know your limits
@7
i think if they'd stood up earlier, they'd have been beaten down. only in this day and age has man evolved far enough to start seeing things clearly
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38. vitaminm 4 years ago on video Insane dog
i love this dog! it's so retarded, i want to give it the most expensive food
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39. vitaminm 4 years ago on video Hamster On A Piano (Eating Popcorn)
see now if he had a gun he could have finished his popcorn in peace
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40. vitaminm 4 years ago on video Gun control
unless you can throw really good. like in that movie desperado. or was it el mariachi? i cant remember
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1. vitaminm 220 days ago on video World's fastest skip rope
the big boob version, while not as fast, has a bit more replay value