Imagine that your skull. Crack :-)

What is he saying all the time?

One word: Match.

Then: Puff.

Okay. What abort the traindriver?

#3
"Lou bega mambo number 5" :-)

Great video. I hope I'll be able to say goodbye to my wife when time is!

#5 Infantile? Yep - and I have fun every day
Ignorant? Well, I know the fact. They are asking for money. And I guess they need them!

A bit hard. Although, not abnormal. Sometimes it is just easier to give the cars a "push" with the trainengine. But not that fast
I have coupled a lot of trains – but always with the engine attach ;-)

LOL, fluffy guy: FLASH! Da da di dum, Nothing to see here.

#3: Maybe because we are tired of always yell that at everything.
Who cares? When you watch movies do you also scream "FAAAAAAKE (and gay)!"? Could be fun in the cinema, though :-D

I´ll start by take my dumps standing!

"I don´t know if it's videogames or wHHHHat"

I'm Scott Hhhhoy - sounds a bit... ... ...

Lol! :-D
I would love to se the mess downstairs though!
Reminds me of this:
http://www.snotr.com/video/5863/A_little_kid_trying_to_say_blood
"Not funnyyyyyyy!"

I once had a rabbit like that. He is just horny and wants to hump a leg
But they still bite. Otherwise they will fall off, and the "package" will not be delivered.

That Vocal Fry trend has to stop!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbkETbHpyF4

What did he knock down at 2:42...?

In your face, kid - and shirt! :-)

#3 And if they write "Motorcyclist rescues cute girl with boobs from a car",
then views would explode!

#2 !
If the goal was to put out the fire, then this is a WIN!

2 things:
- A kitchen in the garden??? Nice!
- Too many questions, woman. No need to "why" him. "Wow" him!

It looks as the weight is distributed incorrectly. Maybe they have a stock of beer in the front. Otherwise, looks like fun

#2: No worries. Just survival of the fittest

#4: Plenty of power in the battery. The drill bit is not properly tightened in the machine...

So thats how! ;-)

Guess he's got a point.

Here's the video with another speaker:
http://www.snotr.com/video/2912/Ever_hear_of_the_Viral_Dance

Lol #2 "Sounds good to me"

Hypersonic WARNING!

#4: Well, after THAT you will also need a flush :-D

Did not know the true meaning before now. Getting smarter, every day I guess

#2: Don't you flush after had squeezed out a Cleveland steamer?

#6 Hi old you from Kiribati. 112 years old? :-)

"Jeg er her også".

The man is ok: http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/storm-chaser-hit-lightning-filming-article-1.1807971#bmb=1

Nice video :-)

#7 No, you should ignore calls when with friends\family. How many IMPORTANT calls do you receive?
You are addicted, my friend. Realize it... Do you also sleep with your mobile in "sound mode" (or what to call it)? No where on earth I will risk being woken up for a phone call or at text.
If it is important, I will find out soon enough, or just text me. “Dog died, plz. call”.

Answer your phone when you are alone. If you are together with friends, the caller can wait. Why shit on your friends for at single-person-call?

Just go to a DIY-shop and buy a tube of cheap silicone. I guess that stuff has the same potential as sugru. Silicone is a bit liquid when it's not dry though...

$0.325 for 1 gram of sugru.
Can I sniff it?

That's gotta leave a mark

If you hate the rating system (like me), then just log out, and you can se the ratings. And stop rating comments. If we stand together we can change Snotr back :-)

#3: That's what she said... You ask for it

Coffee beans should not be blended, but grinded. Shame on you! But otherwise it looks delicious

BTW: https://www.cartenoire.fr/news/index.php/faim-de-gourmandise/petit-chou-si-tendre-a-la-creme-de-cafe/

Recipe: http://www.cartenoire.fr/girls-only/recette_rose.pdf (it's in French - use google translate :-) )

So... That's how they make skiresorts

#1 Just as on Facebook where you have to like a stupid page just to watch a particular video.
This rating system is a load of crap.

"I'm gonna SHEEET my pants" Great!

This video explains the same http://www.snotr.com/video/6317/Particles.
Great stuff! The world is mysterious. But if we find the answer, we have the answer for everything - so to keep us busy, the world won't let us know

Hmm. A billion of factors can make the noise different (microphone, camera (soundfiltres, eg. highpass of lowpass filtre), wind, temperature etc. etc.).
Was it recorded with the same camera?
Anyway, a lot o different in this video.

Well, he is poking holes in the Lionfish... So the shark smells lunch.
But why collect them?

Someone finally got the plug out of the toilet. Use the ECO-flush next time. Waste of water this is.

"Audi $5 drift goes wrong". That car can’t even fit a pram in the trunk. I guess that’s why he chose to smash it.

That's brutal. A lot of them are warring hardhats, are few gloves and only one safety goggles (15:14).
But if these men and kids didn't do this, how would our earth look like? They are doing a important job, no doubt!
And here I'm sitting... Drinking a coffee. It's good, but somehow it taste a bit bitter.......

Gummygasm at the end, lol

#2: Do not worry. He is wearing glasses. I'm more worried that he's not wearing a helmet.

#11: Well, your app could use improvement. But I guess iPhone users use it without complain.

#9: He just tells you that there are some issues with the app. Is that not allowed just because it is free? He gave you his opinion for FREE.

#2: Just use the browser on your iPhone. Then you will also be able to comment :-D

Am I the only one who read the title as "Pis is Beautiful"?

#3 But(t) then the sun will shine there

Guess she was training to be faster in the kitchen ;-)

Not quite like this guy: http://www.snotr.com/video/12064/The_best_DJ_in_the_world

Dude...
Comment to short

#2: You live in Antarctica? Can’t you say Merry Christmas there?

When the dog runs away, it looks likes the bag leg runs faster then the front, hilarious!

He has a passion for "ooogah horns" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyjY-7ixStQ

This video is also mindblowing: http://www.snotr.com/video/2287/Ant_Superhighway

Cool little guys! :-)

-nations...

Comment to short

4:01 - 4:07: I feel and say the same at payday! MoooooNEY! Weee :-)

#6 Maybe in UK. Here in DK that stuff costs about $1,5 / 1 pound - If we find it cheap! The greed here has no end!
And $2,5 / 1,8 pound for half a liter of coke!

The new bouncer-lift. Thats the new black in the gym!

#1: ... or the pilots

#10 You think the most fun part of a woman is the hole where the non-air exhaust?

LuftHansa paid his ticket if he made this video

Comment to short

Then there's pie!
#4: I think they all are open - the cap is just lying on the bottle.

The Danish beer-wrench from 2007 looks more cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nmVe2oby2o (0.24 in Danish - no subtitles )

Hurray for safety shoes... Wait...

Why is my comment deleted? The same video was posted 6 years ago - that video is now deleted... Wierd!

#3: It happened here in Denmark some years ago. A train ran over a landslide - the driver could not see that the soil was gone (night time). He told that it felt like the train ran over a big log! The train stayed on the track and nobody was seriously injured.
Here is there something about it (Google translated)
http://translate.google.dk/translate?sl=da&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=da&ie=UTF-8&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fing.dk%2Fartikel%2Fdaemningsskred-kan-ske-pa-halvdelen-af-de-danske-skinner-80586&act=url

The Danish article:
http://ing.dk/artikel/daemningsskred-kan-ske-pa-halvdelen-af-de-danske-skinner-80586

LOL a snotr video with only 7 comments
#8 now

Lol, Tarzan to the rescue! Wow, an annoying sound!

Is it a trailer for a b-film?

Lose seatbelt and shoulder pilows on his stomach...

The ice crystals in the ice cream is much smaller when making ice with liquid nitrogen - which makes way better ice cream!
But she says the same thing in 3 min. +

I thought she was about to crash at 1:20 :-)

One of the fingers should have a bottle opener...

My a$$hole is squishing

I just gave you a thumb up... in ... ...

Yea, a sweet story, BUT:
"She has only seen him 2 weeks in the last 2 years", how can he leave his family for a job for that long!?
And do some kids really believe in Santa?

#6 Point taken!

Great video, sweet story.
I have seen videos like this before (where people sent stuff to the upper atmosphere). How come that things never end up in china or other place far far away...? If it get caught in at jet stream or just upper wind levels - they should be able to push a balloon many km/mi...

NO! Your not shooting that right, dummy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA

#8: Thanks, bro. Now I want to watch the video, lol

I want to know what #(removed comment) wrote

In Denmark he would get charged for talking on his cell while driving - and of cause for steeling a car

If you want to know the different between vinyl and cd's, then watch this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gmex_4hreQ
Vinyl is recorded "full range", CD's are not! But it does not have to be this way...

Maybe you can’t tell the difference on some cheep speakers. But if you, like my, have invested in some quality speakers - then the compression on CD's is horrible :-( The do it to make them seem louder… There is enough space on the compact disk to record the music without mastering.
More info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loudness_war

If you want to let the music live, and stop the mastering/loudness on CDs - then go to this page: http://turnmeup.org/ - The Loudness War - An Open Letter To The Music Industry.

How many times did he use the stairs to fill that plane? Guess it takes more than 5 litres

#31: Jeg tror bare han er en klaphat ;-)

#3 Wow that comment sucked.
You guys just try to type in english on a Danish iPhone. Autocorrect dicks big time.. Sucks!

#(removed comment) Nope, boxes made of MDF wood

2.37: "If you use a wind turbine to compress the air, the emission will be quite zero"...

And if you use a wind turbine to generate electricity, the emission will be quite zero...

#5: It's the same here in Denmark - around $1,600 for a driving license. How much is it in UK?

A litre of gasoline cost $1.92 / $3.8 for a gallon in Denmark...

Half a liter of coca cola costs $2.18...

#10 Does it mean something...?

Is their a child in the car? Sounds like it.

Can't be his wife, she’s in the kitchen....

I would be more awesome if he could manage to slip between the rotorblades of the helicopter at 1:55. He just passes by it – what a chicken!

Never ever moon a campfire!

What did they expect? Speeding on tyres with a thickness of a spiders web! And the tyres a pumped to 20 bar or something like that.
A penny's "footprint" is bigger than these tyres = Nothing to grab the asphalt to brake.

1:51: The "butt-crack-cover-trick"

If they fall, it will leave a mark...

7:10: So funny! Jumping around in pain yelling "MY BALLS!, MY BALLS!"

#7 Thanks bro' That means a lot!

#(removed comment): LoL! And watching videos on the Internet in general isn't wasting time?
If Snotr didn't exited the dishes would be done by now!
My wife hates Snotr Always yelling at me when she catches me sitting in front of the screen laughing...

I need a Snotr-hug

#2 With a putter og maybe a driver...? I guess

Why just let one of them play an mp3? Much easier, and cheaper too.

I piss in the sink everyday

He's faking (an orgasm)

I wish I had the time to watch 16 min. long videos

#1: LMAF! So true!

I’m a train driver myself - and when / if we see something on the tracks, generally it’s already too late to stop. We try anyway of cause.
So #5, we do give a shit - sometimes in our pants.

Well, that happened for a friend of mine some years ago. Sometimes a tariler goes in "auto swinging movements".
There a only 3 ways to get out of this situation:
1. Brake at exactly the point when the truck and trailer is on a straight line. If you miss that point, you will crash bad!
2. Put the pedal to the metal, and pull the trailer out of the "wobble".
3. Close your eyes and intake fetal position!

My friend chose the second option, and found him going 140km/h, 90 m/h in a car with a caravan wobbling after him. Luckily he got the caravan to behave normally, and he stopped the car in the hard shoulder to get his breath back and change his sweaty t-shirt and brown-marked underpants.

He got a "thumps-up" from several of the cars that he overtook :-D

Maybe she can cook...

... Waiting for kitchen jokes ... ;-)

#3 You can se the snorkel for the intake right behind the "windscreen"

#5: Lol, or maybe she just uses the clothesline in the background

Is he Brittish?

#2: I´m sure Mcdonalds burgers contains this fellow, cow and some other stuff only Grylls would eat. But somehow McD still are tasteful.

What a pussy!

#(removed comment): They are British...

#1: Excatly.

I would love to have paint splat'ed all 'under' my car.

Why can I see an explosion under the mannequin...? Hmm

#2: Male chauvinist comments are always funny! :-)

#5 I don't post new videos anymore. They will never get approved, and a half year later they show up by another user.
So just drop it. It makes no sense.
Another idea would be to have a page where all our links (submitted videos) are listed with timestamp and username. In that way we can watch more videos, we can see who first posted the video, text/links does not use space on the server - and the frontpage will still contain "quality videos"

On topic: Cool idea. Shouldn't the description say "Like a pro"? :-)

He should kill that sucker just when it finished

1:38: D00d, use some soap!

Well, the less time you spend on the road, the less likely it is to be involved in an accident = Drive faster!!

Hmm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-MpXCMcIs
Poor fishy

LEAF BLOWER MANN strikes again:
http://www.snotr.com/video/5225/Leaf_Blower_Man

My fist comment was:
Cool and well explained. The same illusion can be seen here: http://www.snotr.com/video/732/Room_illusion

Why are my comments deleted?
How would the room look like for a person that never has seen a house or a box/square...? Interesting thought I think...

#(removed comment): "Okay..."

Rails....? Toth tooooth

#10 Because nobody is being paid...?

#23 yourmum
Thanks :-)

It's some Danish guys that made it. They wanted to make a viral video.
More about it here (Google-translated from DK - UK): http://translate.google.dk/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=da&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=da&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fbeep.tv2.dk%2Fentry.php%2Fid-398849.html&act=url

I'm trying to find a interview with them. But can't find it. The were in "Go´morgen Danmark" (Good morning Denmark) back in march. Anyway, the interview is in Danish - so nobody will understand it

Who is he?

#(removed comment): LoL! Boobs are great!

In 5:00, does somebody knows what happened to the crowd? Looks serious...

Great video :-) Great idea!
Simple setup I think - there are no moving pictures on the screen, just 2 pictures. So et is easy to put these pictures on a "home made easy to punch through" monitor and ad some effects (same method as with the green screens).

#11 Thanks :-)

#3
It says retard because the pilots has to "retract" the throttles to idle. Just a reminder to them.

Great they found the RW - but how du they find the gate...??

Lol even the man in the picture change his expression to

#3: Exactly.
Did they get the idea from this?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pmhn_bBXMc

Catch me if you can. Wait... Wel

"iTable(t) MS"
And the OS should be "Windows RG" (Google it). I just did it for you:
http://www.deanliou.com/WinRG/WinRG2.htm
You need flash, iLol.

Still stronger than their rice-paper doors normally used.

1:08 Is he crying? "Buhuu, Charlie hit meeeee "

The word "crap" dosent seem to cover...

You hate this video but love the pice of crap of the "The owl & the spider" video?

2.33.. What? What is he doing?

I thought tracer rounds where illegal...??

Her voice is SO annoying!! And the music too!

#18 At least I'm not living in a country with such a lame car-wash-system.

#6: Haha yup! We love to watch people get hurt

#4: Nope, we has only seen the perfect jump before: http://www.snotr.com/video/2201
Great to see the rest of the jumps too :-D

#16: Do not start that discussion. It will end in mudslinging.

Just some history.
God made Adam, then Eve from his rib. They weren't allowed to eat of ONE of the trees in Eden, but the snake (Satan) tricked Eve to take a bite (guess he knew that the woman was easy to cheat :-/ ). Eve told Adam to take a bite as well (again, the woman is the leader in every relationships).
Suddenly they noticed they were naked - and used leaves from a fig tree to cover themselves. And then they hide from God.
God found them, and they were expelled from the orchard in Ede...
Just read Genesis 1-3.

#2: Well, the Dodge was first at the bottom

#2: Lol again. You mean a dog

But #3: We have a life

Well, wait for the spring then...

If it was a hot summer day and the "baby" was crying, I would smash a window without thinking, and take the child out.
If the child is asleep and have normal skin tone (also = breathing) there's time to call the police. and of cause stay next to the car and observe.

I was hoping that the frog would explode

Wouldn't it be easier (and much cheaper!) just to clone them away in Photoshop...?

#7: If comments weren't deleted all the time, Snotr would make much more sense!
Drop that "delete feature", admins!

Aren't we all clicking on the "Comment rated too low. Show this comment" box anyway?? Who WONT read them...?

And this?: Easy peasy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zePA3uIbB5I&feature=fvw

Okay, and the next day when there really is a girl playing on the street, then we have the real little girl painted flat on the asphalt!
Looks like a bad idea to me...

I would rinse that ring in water right away - gastric acid will destroy the fake gold/silver in no time

#12: Engines should always be running when it is possible.

And if the blades will lick the asphalt, I don't think the engines will explodes in a "Hiroshima-like" blast. The blades will bend - I think that the manufacture-people has thought about that the landing gear can fail

I believe that pilots are strongly discouraged not to have "engines out" in a case like this... There should be an article about it on www.avweb.com, but can't find it.

#6: Probably because "it" was hanging down to his knee, and he need it rolled up to perform the limbo.

#4: So true He rocks!

Small head, huge body

http://www.snotr.com/video/1841

http://www.snotr.com/video/379

#19: "Tillykke" means congratulations. "Tillykke med fødselsdagen" means happy birthday.

http://www.snotr.com/video/820

All his braincells looks like the melon...

#14: Lol! Your comment made me laugh. Also funny that someone else does not see the fun
Love this anonymous forum. People are getting so angry!
You got my "thumb up"

This is the first (and probably also the last) sports-tv-thing I found amusing

2:32 lol!? So haw do you answer a call? Speaker implanted in the thumb and microphone implanted in the little finger...?

#1: Why should I?

#1: Ops, yep, its butane gas.

These videos makes me repost my post from yesterday:
"
Snotr is not what it used to be... Maybe it's time to replace some of the mods that approves the videos!? You are clearly burned out, mods. Take a step back, retire and give room for new people - and COOL VIDEOS.
"
Come on! We don't want to see this kind of crap on this site!
In the FAQ, the first line says: "Snotr is a source for short and funny or interesting videos".
You got two options:
Remove any sentence that says something like "Snotr is a place for great, funny etc. videos" - and replace them with: "Snotr is a place with some funny videos and a crap load of bad and boring videos.
Or:
Pull yourself together and only approve cool videos. I know that many of us actually upload some quality videos, but anyway you approve this kind of videos :-o

And even slower?

I lasted 19 sek. What about you...?

Lol!!! My comment was deleted!
Wrote that Americans have issues expressing feelings. It is this (in the video) reaction, or the "oh my god" said a million times, or crying out loud...
Is that wrong? Just watch "Extreme makeover" if in doubt.

Problems = issues... Anyway

Try with a tomato or some healthy wholemeal bread - I guess it will look the same! So #13: This video proves not that MCD food are more disgusting than Burger King or salad.

#(removed comment): That comment is always funny You got the "thumbs up" from me.
And mods, please DON'T remove comments - I want to know what "#(removed comment)" wrote
It is also very annoying this "Comment rated too low. Show this comment". Aren't we all reading them anyway...?

Bommer! Why did you delete my old user, admin (Zoooidberg)? Waaaahuu! Now all my statics is away in the drain.

#4: Ops, I saw the wrong number

Here we go - a funny video! Weeee! LoL! God job editing this video

I saw 1 sec. of this movie and thought "not, another boring video with ping balls".
All people can do this - it's just a matter of attempts...

http://www.snotr.com/video/1711

And now he can start allover again. Wooooooooooooo.

SNOTR just banned my account for "almost" no reason. Great. Well, I try again with another mail-adress, hehe.
#(removed comment): I guess he did
#4: I a lot of cases you are right.
You both got the "thumbs up" from me!