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2. zoidberg-returns 12 days ago on video Bike Race Crash
What did they expect? Speeding on tyres with a thickness of a spiders web! And the tyres a pumped to 20 bar or something like that.
A penny's "footprint" is bigger than these tyres = Nothing to grab the asphalt to brake.
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3. Comment rated too low. Show this comment zoidberg-returns 14 days ago on video Downhill Babes Maryhill Freeride 2012
1:51: The "butt-crack-cover-trick" 
If they fall, it will leave a mark... 
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4. zoidberg-returns 17 days ago on video Fail Compilation - April 2012
7:10: So funny! Jumping around in pain yelling "MY BALLS!, MY BALLS!"
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5. zoidberg-returns 27 days ago on video Domino's pizza The Netherlands !
#8 Thanks bro' 
That means a lot! 
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6. zoidberg-returns 27 days ago on video Domino's pizza The Netherlands !
#4: LoL! And watching videos on the Internet in general isn't wasting time?
If Snotr didn't exited the dishes would be done by now!
My wife hates Snotr 
Always yelling at me when she catches me sitting in front of the screen laughing...
I need a Snotr-hug 
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7. zoidberg-returns 35 days ago on video Dallas Cowboys player helps trapped ducklings
#2 With a putter og maybe a driver...? I guess 
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8. zoidberg-returns 41 days ago on video Robot Band The Hubos
Why just let one of them play an mp3? Much easier, and cheaper too.
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10. Comment rated too low. Show this comment zoidberg-returns 69 days ago on video Man Terrified During Bobsled Ride
He's faking (an orgasm)
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11. Comment rated too low. Show this comment zoidberg-returns 76 days ago on video Abundance is our future
I wish I had the time to watch 16 min. long videos
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12. Comment rated too low. Show this comment zoidberg-returns 87 days ago on video Balls Crash
From the FAQ: "Snotr is a source for short and funny or interesting videos"
It's just a guy that takes a hit to his jingle bells in a non-funny way! If you find that funny, I can link like a trillion links from youtube, submitted by dump kids that find balls-slapping funny. Grow up, and wait for the reproduction peanuts to drop, kids!
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14. zoidberg-returns 124 days ago on video Trains Just Don't Give A Shit
I’m a train driver myself - and when / if we see something on the tracks, generally it’s already too late to stop. We try anyway of cause.
So #5, we do give a shit 
- sometimes in our pants.
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15. zoidberg-returns 139 days ago on video Crazy Truck driver
Well, that happened for a friend of mine some years ago. Sometimes a tariler goes in "auto swinging movements".
There a only 3 ways to get out of this situation:
1. Brake at exactly the point when the truck and trailer is on a straight line. If you miss that point, you will crash bad!
2. Put the pedal to the metal, and pull the trailer out of the "wobble".
3. Close your eyes and intake fetal position!
My friend chose the second option, and found him going 140km/h, 90 m/h in a car with a caravan wobbling after him. Luckily he got the caravan to behave normally, and he stopped the car in the hard shoulder to get his breath back and change his sweaty t-shirt and brown-marked underpants.
He got a "thumps-up" from several of the cars that he overtook :-D
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16. zoidberg-returns 142 days ago on video The woman who got 69 red light cam tickets
Maybe she can cook...
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17. zoidberg-returns 159 days ago on video Can Men and Women be Just Friends?
... Waiting for kitchen jokes ... ;-)
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18. zoidberg-returns 192 days ago on video Ever seen a motorcycle go under water?
#3 You can se the snorkel for the intake right behind the "windscreen"
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19. zoidberg-returns 232 days ago on video How to wash clothes on a washing machine without electricity
#5: Lol, or maybe she just uses the clothesline in the background
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21. zoidberg-returns 249 days ago on video Spiders for dinner?
#2: I´m sure Mcdonalds burgers contains this fellow, cow and some other stuff only Grylls would eat. But somehow McD still are tasteful.
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23. zoidberg-returns 277 days ago on video Bad things to say on a first date
#(removed comment): They are British...
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24. zoidberg-returns 283 days ago on video Painting Reality
#1: Excatly.
I would love to have paint splat'ed all 'under' my car.
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25. zoidberg-returns 317 days ago on video FPSRussia - The 40mm Machine Gun!
Why can I see an explosion under the mannequin...? Hmm
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26. zoidberg-returns 322 days ago on video A hawk attacke a cockatoo at a bird show
#2: Male chauvinist comments are always funny! :-)
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27. zoidberg-returns 322 days ago on video Best proposal ever
#5 I don't post new videos anymore. They will never get approved, and a half year later they show up by another user.
So just drop it. It makes no sense.
Another idea would be to have a page where all our links (submitted videos) are listed with timestamp and username. In that way we can watch more videos, we can see who first posted the video, text/links does not use space on the server - and the frontpage will still contain "quality videos"
On topic: Cool idea. Shouldn't the description say "Like a pro"? :-)
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28. zoidberg-returns 323 days ago on video Mosquito Sucking Blood
He should kill that sucker just when it finished
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29. zoidberg-returns 324 days ago on video Slow Mo 6ft water balloon burst
1:38: D00d, use some soap!
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30. zoidberg-returns 331 days ago on video Crazy Biker
Well, the less time you spend on the road, the less likely it is to be involved in an accident = Drive faster!!
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31. zoidberg-returns 333 days ago on video Dual Wielding M16's in russian hands
Hmm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-MpXCMcIs
Poor fishy
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32. zoidberg-returns 333 days ago on video Mentos creative commercial
LEAF BLOWER MANN strikes again:
http://www.snotr.com/video/5225/Leaf_Blower_Man
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33. zoidberg-returns 343 days ago on video Epic illusion
My fist comment was:
Cool and well explained. The same illusion can be seen here: http://www.snotr.com/video/732/Room_illusion
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34. zoidberg-returns 343 days ago on video Epic illusion
Why are my comments deleted?
How would the room look like for a person that never has seen a house or a box/square...? Interesting thought I think...
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35. zoidberg-returns 343 days ago on video Individuals from Sudan are brought to the USA, cultural differences emerge.
#(removed comment): "Okay..."
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37. zoidberg-returns 349 days ago on video President of Czech Republic steals pen
#10 Because nobody is being paid...?
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39. zoidberg-returns 364 days ago on video Love song on Chatroulette
It's some Danish guys that made it. They wanted to make a viral video.
More about it here (Google-translated from DK - UK): http://translate.google.dk/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=da&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=da&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fbeep.tv2.dk%2Fentry.php%2Fid-398849.html&act=url
I'm trying to find a interview with them. But can't find it. The were in "Go´morgen Danmark" (Good morning Denmark) back in march. Anyway, the interview is in Danish - so nobody will understand it
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41. Comment rated too low. Show this comment zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Washington dc escalator mishap
#(removed comment): LoL! Boobs are great!
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42. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Motorsport accidents
In 5:00, does somebody knows what happened to the crowd? Looks serious...
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43. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Maze game reaction
Great video :-) Great idea!
Simple setup I think - there are no moving pictures on the screen, just 2 pictures. So et is easy to put these pictures on a "home made easy to punch through" monitor and ad some effects (same method as with the green screens).
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45. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Landing blind
#3
It says retard because the pilots has to "retract" the throttles to idle. Just a reminder to them.
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46. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Landing blind
Great they found the RW - but how du they find the gate...??
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47. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video No Blinking World Record
Lol even the man in the picture change his expression to 
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48. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Luftal
#3: Exactly.
Did they get the idea from this?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pmhn_bBXMc
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50. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Microsoft Surface
"iTable(t) MS"
And the OS should be "Windows RG" (Google it). I just did it for you:
http://www.deanliou.com/WinRG/WinRG2.htm
You need flash, iLol.
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51. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Protection doors made in China
Still stronger than their rice-paper doors normally used.
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52. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Mass Brawl on Ice: KHL teams fight 6 seconds into game
1:08 Is he crying? "Buhuu, Charlie hit meeeee "
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53. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video The owl & the spider
The word "crap" dosent seem to cover...
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54. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video FireMan
You hate this video but love the pice of crap of the "The owl & the spider" video?
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56. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Giant Smoke Rings
I thought tracer rounds where illegal...??
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57. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Atmospheric elves, (red) sprites, halos and (blue) jets
Her voice is SO annoying!! And the music too!
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58. Comment rated too low. Show this comment zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Woman at the Car Wash FAIL
#18 At least I'm not living in a country with such a lame car-wash-system.
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59. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Big Wheel Back Flip
#6: Haha yup! We love to watch people get hurt
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60. Comment rated too low. Show this comment zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Woman at the Car Wash FAIL
And someone please tell me why some people leave their car in neutral and with the handbrake "off". Both people in this video shouldn't be allowed on the roads.
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61. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Big Wheel Back Flip
#4: Nope, we has only seen the perfect jump before: http://www.snotr.com/video/2201
Great to see the rest of the jumps too :-D
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62. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video The Animator
#16: Do not start that discussion. It will end in mudslinging.
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63. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video The Animator
Just some history.
God made Adam, then Eve from his rib. They weren't allowed to eat of ONE of the trees in Eden, but the snake (Satan) tricked Eve to take a bite (guess he knew that the woman was easy to cheat :-/ ). Eve told Adam to take a bite as well (again, the woman is the leader in every relationships).
Suddenly they noticed they were naked - and used leaves from a fig tree to cover themselves. And then they hide from God.
God found them, and they were expelled from the orchard in Ede...
Just read Genesis 1-3.
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64. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Ferrari vs Dodge Viper - Who Wins?
#2: Well, the Dodge was first at the bottom
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67. zoidberg-returns 1 year ago on video Buggy on a Frozen Lake
Well, wait for the spring then...
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68. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Baby Left in Car
If it was a hot summer day and the "baby" was crying, I would smash a window without thinking, and take the child out.
If the child is asleep and have normal skin tone (also = breathing) there's time to call the police. and of cause stay next to the car and observe.
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70. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video 16 Building Demolitions at Same time
Wouldn't it be easier (and much cheaper!) just to clone them away in Photoshop...?
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71. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Rubik's Cube
#7: If comments weren't deleted all the time, Snotr would make much more sense!
Drop that "delete feature", admins!
Aren't we all clicking on the "Comment rated too low. Show this comment" box anyway?? Who WONT read them...?
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72. Comment rated too low. Show this comment zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Rubik's Cube
#(removed comment): Dario10: Happy Birthday!
Enjoy life, soon we all wont be able to wipe our sphincter 
You live in "Unknown", how is the weather there?
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73. Comment rated too low. Show this comment zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Rubik's Cube
Why do someone 10 year old mod. delete my posts??
#1: Jup, so easy to fake this. Just record your steps backward, and play it in reverse.
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74. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Rubik's Cube
And this?: Easy peasy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zePA3uIbB5I&feature=fvw
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75. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video optical illusion to slow down drivers
Okay, and the next day when there really is a girl playing on the street, then we have the real little girl painted flat on the asphalt!
Looks like a bad idea to me...
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76. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Stevie Starr's got talent
I would rinse that ring in water right away - gastric acid will destroy the fake gold/silver in no time
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77. Comment rated too low. Show this comment zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Thai Women Beating Up American Sex Tourist
Where is the kitchen out there...?
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78. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video No Landing Gear
#12: Engines should always be running when it is possible.
And if the blades will lick the asphalt, I don't think the engines will explodes in a "Hiroshima-like" blast. The blades will bend - I think that the manufacture-people has thought about that the landing gear can fail 
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79. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video No Landing Gear
I believe that pilots are strongly discouraged not to have "engines out" in a case like this... There should be an article about it on www.avweb.com, but can't find it.
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80. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Guy with crazy limbo skills.
#6: Probably because "it" was hanging down to his knee, and he need it rolled up to perform the limbo.
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85. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video World's best birthday surprise party.
#19: "Tillykke" means congratulations. "Tillykke med fødselsdagen" means happy birthday.
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87. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Determination
All his braincells looks like the melon...
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88. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Crocodile penis eats fish
#14: Lol! Your comment made me laugh. Also funny that someone else does not see the fun
Love this anonymous forum. People are getting so angry!
You got my "thumb up"
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89. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Sports commentator misses red card
This is the first (and probably also the last) sports-tv-thing I found amusing
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90. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Skin Keyboard
2:32 lol!? So haw do you answer a call? Speaker implanted in the thumb and microphone implanted in the little finger...?
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92. Comment rated too low. Show this comment zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Fire balloon
#1: Ops, yep, its butane gas.
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93. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video What Trololo guy is really singing
These videos makes me repost my post from yesterday:
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Snotr is not what it used to be... Maybe it's time to replace some of the mods that approves the videos!? You are clearly burned out, mods. Take a step back, retire and give room for new people - and COOL VIDEOS.
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Come on! We don't want to see this kind of crap on this site!
In the FAQ, the first line says: "Snotr is a source for short and funny or interesting videos".
You got two options:
Remove any sentence that says something like "Snotr is a place for great, funny etc. videos" - and replace them with: "Snotr is a place with some funny videos and a crap load of bad and boring videos.
Or:
Pull yourself together and only approve cool videos. I know that many of us actually upload some quality videos, but anyway you approve this kind of videos :-o
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94. Comment rated too low. Show this comment zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Visa Ad Starring Bill Shannon
This has to be the most BORING ad I ever seen. They try to make it cool - but they FAIL BIG TIME!
Snotr is not what it used to be... Maybe it's time to replace some of the mods that approves the videos!? You are clearly burned out, mods. Take a step back, retire and give room for new people - and COOL VIDEOS.
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97. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Nintendo sixty-fooooour
Lol!!! My comment was deleted!
Wrote that Americans have issues expressing feelings. It is this (in the video) reaction, or the "oh my god" said a million times, or crying out loud...
Is that wrong? Just watch "Extreme makeover" if in doubt.
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99. Comment rated too low. Show this comment zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Cheeseburger in Hydrochloric Acid
Try with a tomato or some healthy wholemeal bread - I guess it will look the same! So #13: This video proves not that MCD food are more disgusting than Burger King or salad.
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100. Comment rated too low. Show this comment zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Funny baby accidents
Only 1 or 2 of them are babies. The rest are just small children...
Btw, non of the clips made me laugh
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101. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video I'm cute, I'm cute, I'm hurt
#(removed comment): That comment is always funny You got the "thumbs up" from me.
And mods, please DON'T remove comments - I want to know what "#(removed comment)" wrote
It is also very annoying this "Comment rated too low. Show this comment". Aren't we all reading them anyway...?
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102. Comment rated too low. Show this comment zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Lion Hugs woman
Bommer! Why did you delete my old user, admin (Zoooidberg)? Waaaahuu! Now all my statics is away in the drain.
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104. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video You know, I...
Here we go - a funny video! Weeee! LoL! God job editing this video
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105. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Pongs 'R' us
I saw 1 sec. of this movie and thought "not, another boring video with ping balls".
All people can do this - it's just a matter of attempts...
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107. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video Godly Tetris skills
And now he can start allover again. Wooooooooooooo.
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108. zoidberg-returns 2 years ago on video That is how you win a game
SNOTR just banned my account for "almost" no reason. Great. Well, I try again with another mail-adress, hehe.
#(removed comment): I guess he did
#4: I a lot of cases you are right.
You both got the "thumbs up" from me!
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1. zoidberg-returns 9 days ago on video Bloke Vs. Butane In Campfire
Never ever moon a campfire!