Yep.. we are the superior species of this planet!

#(removed comment): Well Buhu..crybaby

It is called standup comedy, deal with it

When i don't like to hear something, i stop listening
if i don't like to see something, i stop watching
why does that seem so hard for some people?
they have to get rid of it even if others do like to see or hear it...
learn to be less like a virus changing the environment and just be alive and ignore what you don't like

and this guy is named jim gaffigan, awesome standups

Ahhh,some Christmas humor.....

Joe & his wife were Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look around and see Joe was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.

Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a calm voice, Joe said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."