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2. Gringo_el_Diablo commented 10 years ago
How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
What do baby cats wear? Dia-purrs!
What do cats read in the morning? Mewspapers!
How does a cat sing scales? Do-ri-me-ow!
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator!
What is a cat's favorite color? Purrrrrrrple!
What is a cat's favorite car? The Catillac!
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone!
What is a cat's favorite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic!"
Who was the most powerful cat in China? Chairman Miaow!
Why did the cat cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!!!
How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
What do baby cats wear? Dia-purrs!
What do cats read in the morning? Mewspapers!
How does a cat sing scales? Do-ri-me-ow!
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator!
What is a cat's favorite color? Purrrrrrrple!
What is a cat's favorite car? The Catillac!
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone!
What is a cat's favorite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic!"
Who was the most powerful cat in China? Chairman Miaow!
Why did the cat cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!!!
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3. BrahmaBull commented 10 years ago
#1 I bet the same thing would happen if someone put petrol on you and set you on fire. Be a sport and go try it out. PLEASE!!
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5. Judge-Jake commented 10 years ago
#1 You are such an arse and you're ugly
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6. banzemanga commented 10 years ago
Honey... Sorry about the other day...
Sorry that i cheated on you the other day...
Ok! Let's have sex!
Sorry that i cheated on you the other day...
Ok! Let's have sex!
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7. LightAng3l commented 10 years ago
Dog: He feeds me, he pets me, he plays with me... he must be God
Cat: He feeds me, he pets me, he plays with me... I must be God
I own cats and dogs, and I love them all
Cat: He feeds me, he pets me, he plays with me... I must be God
I own cats and dogs, and I love them all
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9. TesticleTom commented 10 years ago
If there's one thing you can rely on, it's cat owners being completely oblivious to the disgusting behaviour of their cherished pets.
Here's how I deal with neighbours' cats, and put a stop to their constant shitting on my garden.
Get an old bird cage and spring-load the door, then bait it with some fish, Place in garden and wait.
Kitty enters cage, door slams shut.
I grab cage and place in car boot.
I go for a drive. A long, long drive.
Open boot, open cage, by-bye kitty.
I did this to my last neighbour's cat. She kept buying cats. I kept sending them away on holiday.
After her third cat vanished, she finally gave up and bought a budgie.
Here's how I deal with neighbours' cats, and put a stop to their constant shitting on my garden.
Get an old bird cage and spring-load the door, then bait it with some fish, Place in garden and wait.
Kitty enters cage, door slams shut.
I grab cage and place in car boot.
I go for a drive. A long, long drive.
Open boot, open cage, by-bye kitty.
I did this to my last neighbour's cat. She kept buying cats. I kept sending them away on holiday.
After her third cat vanished, she finally gave up and bought a budgie.
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10. Gringo_el_Diablo commented 10 years ago
#9 What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic thing I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response, were you close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on snotr is now dumber for having to read your comment. I award you no thumbs up, and may God have mercy on your soul...
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11. TesticleTom commented 10 years ago
#10. Thanks! You too!
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12. Gringo_el_Diablo commented 10 years ago
#11 get a job
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13. TesticleTom commented 10 years ago
#12. Great idea! I'm always keen to hear career advice from German females with questionable avatars, and especially those who are capable of writing the following:
"for once there is no peepee nor poopoo in an elephant's poopool"
"for once there is no peepee nor poopoo in an elephant's poopool"
-14 1. TesticleTom commented 10 years ago
A. Douse it in petrol and toss a lighted match.