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4 Posted 500 days ago by imapwnzu
nah its an irish ad and they always do funny ads (well not always)
5 Posted 500 days ago by USAnumber1
The first time I drank a Heineken I WANTED to hang myself. What a foul-tasting beer.
8 Posted 500 days ago by MsZoomy (admin)
good commercial, but I agree with a couple of you, Heineken is nasty, that's why we call it Hiney-in-a-can, cause it tastes like butt (not that I know what butt tastes like, it's just a saying so no nasty comments like "how do you know what but tastes like"
11 Posted 499 days ago by SixaxisDualshock
I'll drink any beer that's not produced or even bottled in the US.. Even Americans know that their own beer tastes like shit.. That's why they import beer like crazy from Europe.. 
12 Posted 499 days ago by USAnumber1
We have to import beer from Europe to satisfy all the drunk Europeans that have moved here to escape socialism in their former countries. 
13 Posted 498 days ago by lolATamericans
I know you only meant it as a joke, but listen:
of "all the (drunk) Europeans that have moved" to the USA, I doubt escaping socialism was a major factor of their moving.. see som inches beyond your own nose, if you please =)
14 Posted 498 days ago by USAnumber1
I see thru the eyes of the Germans,Englishmen,Irish and Russians I do business with.I get a pretty good picture of Europe from them.
15 Posted 497 days ago by sealand
USAnumber1
Again with the talking shit. You have no clue as to what goes on past your U.S fucking ego. Your country men and women did your country proud on July 4 on our street in Dublin, 10 americans pissed drunk throwing rubbish around and verbally abusing people as they walked past, cops came to sort it out and there landlord threw them and there belongings out on the street.
So best you stop using every opportunity to put down every one else Shit Head. And you do realise Europe is not a country it's a fucking region. Most of us are nationalist with in our own country. I would never call myself European.
Twats like you is the reason your country is hated so much....
Go fucking educate yourself, Moron.
16 Posted 497 days ago by Oldfart
Well dick-wad , if saying I get an understanding of people from across the sea from the foreigners I deal with is talking sh*t then so be it. And if you don't want to believe Ireland is part of Europe then stay ignorant. Europe is a continent dummy,not a region, so being part of it MAKES you European by definition. If Americans were there in Dublin as you say then they were probably there TO get drunk since that is the only thing Ireland is really known around the world for. Every joke you hear about the Irish has to do with drinking and debauchery so the Americans were just trying to fit-in.
I have a good friend named Curtis Bush who is a kick-boxer and has fought a couple of times in Ireland and you don't sound anything like the Irish he told me about. Maybe some anger-management is in order for you. By the way, your constant use of profanity is a good sign YOU could use some education to learn how to communicate with proper words. Profanity is the language of idiots.
17 Posted 497 days ago by Oldfart
By the way,USAnumber1 is the name I use when at the office so don't get confused.
18 Posted 492 days ago by Noureddin
I'm REALLY sick of people thinking beer is everything. Along with sex with women is everything. Also, The 3nd thing I'm sick of is...IDIOTS like sealand that think people form the U.S. is a bunch of stupid fat asses that just eat mc donolds and drink beer and invade places like iraq!
UK/EU is idiots too. Also, Europans are also in iraq.
Sealand. And Everyone that talking smack here. S T F UUUPPPP!!!
Damn ignorant children... I swear.
20 Posted 478 days ago by burton
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21 Posted 478 days ago by burton
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1 Comment rating too low, click to show Posted 500 days ago by andyjk10
first muahahaha