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Messing with Chuck Norris

A commercial of Mountain Dew, featuring Chuck Norris.

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1. moogle254 3 years ago

the chuck-strich...
lol they couldve done a lot better

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2. caives 3 years ago

chuck norris is so cool! :D

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3. jezarocks91 3 years ago

nah that was shit

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4. saatanaperkele 3 years ago

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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5. Maffis 3 years ago

chuck norris doesn't turn the lights on; he turns the dark off!

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6. Comment rated too low. Show this comment SixaxisDualshock 3 years ago

Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris. :D

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7. Aliquantulus (moderator) 3 years ago

#5 XD..

Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.

Linus Torvalds doesn't push the flush toilet button, he simply says "make clean".

Linus Torvalds doesn't need backups, he just uploads his files and lets the world mirror them.

>:)

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8. Chumney_Warner 3 years ago

Let them all begin

Chuck Norris counted to infinity Twice !!!!

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9. Hellblazer112 3 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't need a stone to kill two birds, he just tells the birds do die and they fall out of the sky.

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10. Darnko 3 years ago

#5 #7 8-) What, is it like.."Stop or I will Program!, then you'll die of boredom"? 8-)

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11. MsZoomy (admin) 3 years ago

that was great!!

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12. smartpatrol 3 years ago

If you play stairway to heaven backwards you can hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.

I also noticed if you dont spell his name with a capital letter it shows up as being misspelled here

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13. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Darnko 3 years ago

#5 #7 8-) What, is it like.."Stop or I will Program!, then you'll die of boredom"? 8-)

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14. Rabanga 3 years ago

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard and slept with 3 nurses.

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15. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Noureddin 3 years ago

Chuck Norris is quite a bit overrated.

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16. alexandru 2 years ago

chuck norris can chop wood with his nails

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17. lockandload 1 year ago

chuck norris kicks ass ;)

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18. PortugaL26 1 year ago

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake.
after three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died..

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19. sux2bu 176 days ago

Bruce Lee has all of Chuck's movies and has a shrine dedicated to him.