Formidable predator. The fish in the credits is a butterfly fish by the way, I used to have one of those. spits at you if you take the top of the tank off, you can trace its ancestry all the way back to the camel and chavs

#1 You are so full of sh*t I am guessing you are the Christmas turkey, not a Chickie chick as claimed.
btw The fish in the credits is an Archer fish for anyone interested.

#2 Listen 'Sucks two butties' for we all know what your name really means, don't we. You are now so full of sucked butties that I don't care for your opinion and therefore trump in your general direction with the power of egor and a black & decker garden blower.

Everyone knows that the archer fish dwells only in the forest of Sherwood with his band of merry fish led by Robin and his bird Marion fish. Little John who like you has sucked many many butties and was actually called Johnny little fish for a time before he was (renamed by Robin) was also an archer. As these bandinos were of the middle ages and therefore stupid enough to believe in a creator they carried around with them a Fryer named Feck who was a multi-tasker even before women adopted the role. Fryer Feck was not only the champion butter sucker of Nottingham town but also gave spiritual advice (or bollockks as it was also called) and due to his long extention could russell up chips to go with any Archer fish that had met with the sharp arrow that day. Fryer Feck's choice was a kenwood (because it had the word wood in it init!) but he also used supermarket home brands when dosh was short, due to Robin keeping one eye on Marion when he should have kept it closed while aiming at a rich bloke on a seahorse.

Now lets have less of your nonsense S2B and get with the plot. JJ SSASP

#3 It is a shame that there is no spam filter on snotr to catch your inane commenting.
Not much of your stuff would ever be seen.

No, no, no, noho...no censorship on snotr #4!!!
Relax and stay calm, sarcasm for sh..ts n' giggles!

about spitting fish, a 10 seconds search on the web:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archerfish

#5 Well it's great that you have found a kindred spirit in chicken-man but his nonsensible ramblings, to me, just shows he really has nothing of import to offer.
And it would not be censorship to have a spam file because you can always open that file if you want to see what kind of garbage is in there.
Snotr already does censor this site ,btw. If you don't believe me just post something derogatory about someone's race or sexual preference and see how long it lasts. You can say whatever you want about Christians though and it passes muster.

#7 Let me guess are you the boring one in the office that everyone pretends to like but secretly doesn't, oh you wouldn't know.

My guess if I have to be serious for a moment (and it's your fault remember that) is that you just don't like the thought that a Hen has a superior sense of complex humour than North Korea, I didn't think that you were even allowed on the internet. Now you want to import (your word) a kind of communistic selection system to presumably leave only your Mono neo Nazi type comments on Snotr, well I'm not entirely happy with that.

I have a suggestion though. I don't like Michael McIntyre, I can't help it, I usually get down voted for saying it, often by Michael himself. He just doesn't float my boat or make me laugh...EVER! Why don't we agree that you just don't get it and never will and that be the end of it. I'm prepared to hold out the CLAW of friendship. Who knows we could be a double act in the future if things work out, like Little & Large without the weight differences. What do you say??..Buddy?

Ohh sux...you're getting all wound up again, none of this is as bad as you perceive it..our real lives are often so very serious and requirements can be intense and stressful, it should be okay to be able to be silly and funny somewhere, not to say that we can also have very serious conversations here, which we do a lot and they are as enjoyable as the silly ones, both are okay, which makes snotr so great...
That said, JJ is making some very witty and funny comments, and yes sometimes direct, but it's sarcasm/humor, and to be taken with a grain of salt..it's for entertainment, it's not something to get upset about, because that is not his intention. You probably have seen him also make very serious and analytical comments too on various videos. The reason I like them is because I am amazed how someone can write so colorfully, when I can usually hardly get a few sentences on paper.It's just to be enjoyed, that's all. It's too bad that it bothers you, but I understand your feelings, maybe you can just skip them.
I very much disagree with you on snotr censoring. The snotr admins carefully (I know this!!!) go through the videos people submit and yes, they don't post them all, I have submitted some that weren't posted, that is not censorship, that is their right as this is their website to choose what they want to do with it and when you register to be here you are basically okay with that but you are not forced to be here.You are probably on snotr because you find that attractive that videos are carefully chosen for the viewers, at least that is one of the reasons I love snotr. There have been many rude comments here before and not removed. They only close a comment section when we get into a flame war that is going nowhere, but they never have closed a comment section when there was a controversial conversation going on that was calm and respectful regardless of the content..we need to relax over a beer and just be friends...need beer emoticon...hey Sizz..

save it for the PM's ppl