Rap battle translated
A great satirical translation of a Gangsta rap battle (original video is here) 
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2. itsSimple7 3 years ago
I know is just a gym / stage, but its nice to see so many black people in a school. Even if they can't overcome their stereotypes. Maybe in another hundred years when you walk into a university in the US the number of white and black people will be more balanced.
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Haha that was just perfect, because its the truth. At least you understand whats being said. Dont they teach english/american in schools these days?
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5. Fergus_Thedog 3 years ago
That was great. I think in the end they got confused because both sides showed up wearing the same uniform.
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In the absolutely most non-racist way possible, I might say that whilst watching this video without sound, I was reminded of one of the shows on Discovery Channel. Especially the end bit where everyone jumps around chaotically.
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7. JimOfBodom 3 years ago
I'd pay to see this live.. a fake ass gangsta wearin 100$pants faking poverty recieving a gd punch 
Rappers are such faggots... its just improvisation with a shitty 8bites slowmo boom boom style music...
Rap will die n MeTaL will reign.
At least, u need somethin called skill to play metal
Please dont listen to rap... it sucks...its meaningless, offensive (wich is not always a bad thing) it can be done by a 7y/o n the beats is so slow that it remind me retarded song at elementary school... rappers usually skip that part in life
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to number 7; you must be referring to mainstream hip hop and-or "gangster" rap. i agree.
listen to some hip hop artists such as the blue scholars, saul williams, busdriver, binary star, etc.
no way can you say that their beats, rhymes, and lyrical content is meaningless, offensive, slow, or talentless.
thank you for listening to this public service announcement by some random white kid.
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relevant binary star lyrics:
I ain't hardcore, I don't pack a 9 millimeter
Most of y'all gangster rappers ain't hardcore neither
Whoever get mad; then I'm talking about you
Claim you fear no man but never walk without crew
Where I'm from, your reputation don't mean jack
So what you pack gats and you sell fiend's crack?
You ain't big time, my man
You ain't no different from the next cat in my neigberhood who did time
Rhyme after rhyme it's the same topic
What makes you think you're hardcore 'cause you was raised in the projects
Broke ass finally got a hundred in your pocket
Now you're on the mic spittin' 'money's no object'
What you say is bullcrap
If you wasn't with your crew and wasn't drunk off the brew
Would you still pull gats?
You need to stop fronting
Or you're headed for self destruction
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10. LegendarySaint 3 years ago
Wannabe Gansters are the bane of civilisation. Even hardened criminals don't stab inoccent children. How many children are gonna die in the UK this month so you can have some respect or your next fix. "I grew up in the gutter", don't celebrate it get a job and frakking move somewhere decent. "look at my bling" how many people you rob to get that you retrobate. These guys aren't cool they're retards who talk fast so you don't notice their primitive vocabulary.
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See this is EXACTLY the difference between our countries...
The US speaks truth, and the UK's still hungry
hungry for more... hungry for war.. I fly my paper airplains!!
HAH Yall fly airo-planes indoors!! LOLOL
No one on da corner got swagguh like us.. WTF. Personally I believe if all the fakes in the UK stop trying to act 'hard' and stop imitating the troublesome 'gangsters' here in the US, maybe the crime rate will decrease. Very amusing though, the background commentary! I'd thro the commentator to the indefinite black crowd in the background and hand him the 'lime-light' Tell him to 'spit'... Cause his intensively gay vocabulary would surely FAIL and fall to shit. hahaha And for those that know nothing of the 'true' hip-hop/RnB singers/rappers Check out Mos Def... Talib kwali... ya boy Ghostface Killuh... Pappose even kills it. Dare u to mock them! They'd shred your indecent over-exposed bias attitude to mi neut crumbs of nothing-dust
too bad #9 Can't recite his own lyrics to speak for himself.. like a lot of rappers do
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#11 i grew up on them. not to mention Common, Q-tip, Wu-tang, and A Tribe Called Quest to name a few. rap is still whack. all they talk about is the same sh*t in every song. its gotten old in the past 10 years. the only thing that keeps me listen to it is the beats. that's about the only thing that isn't repetitive.
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16. One0vakind 3 years ago
The original is hilarious, But this version is x10 better!
I haven't laughed that hard in ages!
2:11 almost made me pee on myself
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Blah blah I'm so poor and the dirt life got me steelin'
or Blah Blah i got the bitches in the hood and the homies and the guns bling bling big cars
C.R.A.P
The only form of Rap/HH worth of anybody's while is the protesting kind - the way it's meant for.
All you US gangstas, listen to Looptroop / Promoe.. now there's message for you..
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What am I doing.. I'm a metalist 
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19. nooitaf (admin) 3 years ago
there is some great european "hiphop" out there you bubble americans dont even know of.
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This video humorous while also being demeaning and borderline racist as the two white people read the commentary. The irony involved in this video is that two white people are actually struggling at times to READ their dialogue which mocks a "freestyle" verbal battle.
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1. ILMV 3 years ago
8 mile..... for the posh