As I like happy endings I've written one:- And so the baby elephant whose name was BE quickly learned that the lions were not messing around and that if he was to venture onto dry land he would become a BE sandwich. So he decided to live in the water, eating fish, frogs lobsters and crabs which were very nutritious indeed! Slowly but surely BE started to grow, his tusks became longer and sharper and wandering around in the water all day made his legs very strong and quick. Eventually with the lions still waiting around on dry land, BE now fully grown walked proudly out of the water towards the waiting lions. "Feck me" the first lion thought when he saw just how much BE had grown, "Feck me Too" said the next lion with disbelief. "Feck me's" were heard throughout the whole pride as each lion realised that BE was not for messing with anymore and they scattered into the jungle eating a couple of antelopes and some berries along the way. BE let out a mighty roar which brought all his brothers, sisters and elders out of the thicket where they had been hiding behind very thin trees grown for panelling..."Where the feck have you all been you barstards" BE said..Then he began to laugh and all the other elephants laughed too, "Did you see those fecking lions run away, shiting themselves they were, oh what joy"..and they all lived happily ever after. Except for BE's mother she got cancer of the trunk and died.