His Wife must be a happy woman

@1 his neightbours probly not

I would be his neighbor if he could croon some tunes at night.

Is that Ray Ramano in pajamas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqvnIalGgBk - i like this, but this one is awesome

It doesn't matter how good you get at playing the harmonica, half the time you suck.

I've been learning to play myself, but the only way I can play is to get in my car, drive at a hundred miles an hour, put the harmonica in my hand and put my hand out of the window. I've been stopped five times for practising and not taking a right turn.

I put strobe lights on my car now when I'm driving at night it looks like I'm the only one moving. Driving hasn't been the same since I installed the fairground mirror. I put a new engine in my car but I forgot to take the old one out, Now I can drive at 180 miles per hour..........the harmonica sounds amazing.
Steven wright 19 something

A mouth-organ went into a bar and ordered a pint, the barman said that's incredible you are the second mouth organ to come in today, the mouth organ said oh that would have been our Monica.