George Carlin on Soft Language

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+6 1. thundersnow commented 296 days ago

Just brilliant! :)
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+4 2. Judge-Jake commented 296 days ago

Oh you big softy. :P

Dead became the big sleep
Gay became homosexual
Pooh became a bear
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+3 3. thundersnow commented 296 days ago

#2 Haha...funny...what are you doing on snotr, shouldn't you be starting to celebrate New Years Eve...hanging out with friends, women, beverage of choice in hand...counting the minutes to 2017? ;):*
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+1 4. Judge-Jake commented 296 days ago

#3 Just going out for an afternoon coffee, Happy New Year. <3

Dead became the big sleep
Gay became homosexual
Pooh became a bear
Screwed became ripped off
Christmas became ripped off
H20 became water
Dog became an ugly woman
Moose became an ugly woman
pig became a police man
MPH became KMPH
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+2 5. thundersnow commented 296 days ago

#4 Enjoy your coffee outing (at Starbuck's) and a wonderful 2017 for you too, my dear snotr friend <3 :*:*:*....the last one on your list needs to happen asap!!
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+4 6. Billm1 commented 296 days ago

Some of these i did not think about until he listed them, he is so right, change the name and the problem is goes away, that's Magic.
Politicians can work magic, they can make anything Vanish,
Happy new year everyone.
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+2 7. Natan_el_Tigre commented 296 days ago

Full, non-glitchy version: ;)
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+1 8. Judge-Jake commented 295 days ago

#5 Not Starbucks I prefer a proper coffee at a proper coffee shop. <3
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+1 9. thundersnow commented 295 days ago

#8 Agree, although, must say, Starbuck's is pretty dang good, I love it.<3
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+1 10. Judge-Jake commented 295 days ago

#9 How do you take it? (please don't say "Usually through the mouth and down the throat) I mean Latte, flat white, espresso, Americano, instant? :)<3
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+1 11. thundersnow commented 295 days ago

#10 while showering ;) (not wasting time!)
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+3 12. AmazingNixxo commented 295 days ago

Severe mental retardation became feminism!
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+2 13. Judge-Jake commented 294 days ago

#11 Doesn't sound like any Starbucks I've ever been in, but it has been a while. :D
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+1 14. thundersnow commented 294 days ago

#13 Who is talking about Starbuck's? ;)
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+1 15. Judge-Jake commented 293 days ago

#14 Oh :x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x<3
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+1 16. thundersnow commented 283 days ago

#15 O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)<3