"Bear! Bear! Bear! Bear! Bear!"

Why doesn't it listen?
It's almost like it doesn't even understand English!
Maybe it is French?

#2 Bože, to jsou kecy! Fakt, z toho z?stává rozum stát. Jestli Ty by ses nem?l jít lé?it?

Funny video sux. But not as funny as Austin's petulant rant.

Fun facts: http://www.ktoo.org/2015/10/09/meet-mary-maley-woman-behind-viral-kayak-bear-video/ and http://www.news5cleveland.com/news/woman-yells-at-black-bear-newsnet5-exclusive-interview-with-star-of-viral-video

#2#6 Austin for feck sake, shut the feck up! You are giving me a bigger head ache than the dozy bint screaming her panties off and throwing her tampons in the air (she's probably menstruating) because the Bear (whose name is obviously not bear) chews her kayak to shreds. My guess without being crude and referring to my menstruating observation which if you consider all the hysteria and inappropriate bear reasoning (Women do such crazy things that time of the month don't they, it's like insanity and stuff) is probably spot on, is that the Bear is probably on the scent of blood. which perhaps considering he should be asleep as it's September the naughty Bear would be the one thing, that would wake him up.

Trying to put myself in the Bears head (anything to get your ranting out of there) I'm thinking that if a silly woman started squealing at me in a nonsensical manner and I was hungry and she had pepper spray, my plan would be to destroy her method of exit from my island, having first found something to shield my eyes, Ah in the Kayak. Then chase her around a little until she ran out of spray, then have a barbeque with a little chianti then I would post her video on youtube if I were a bear of course.

#7. Seems perfectly reasonable...apart from the bear posting the video I mean, he'd have got his Mrs to do that since its known that male bears do not use the internet. ;-)

#7. Judge-Jake LOL. If you didn’t have a long record of being one of Snotr’s most charming nutters with your off the wall reflections and such I would say that, you Sir, are trolling us with this ‘menstruation hypothesis’ rant.

*FWIW #4 Foxy, take notes, many of JJ’s posts would qualify as rants – funny idiosyncratic stream of consciousness rants*

JJ, personally, I never would have guessed that you would go there, or why anyone would go there with this vid but you did - so be it. Thanks?

The MOST ANNOYING (in all caps) title of a video is annoying as hell, even though yes, the screeching voice is annoying too, however most of us don't know know the feeling of fear and frustration this woman must have gone through at that moment for herself and her beloved kayak....so...

#8 Austin my dear boy, words can have a variety of meanings. Let me help you with petulant in this context:

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/petulant

adjective
1.
moved to or showing sudden, impatient irritation, especially over some trifling annoyance:

I think that sums up you and your regular verbose diatribes rather nicely.

and 'rant' ? Really?

OK here you go:

verb:

1.
to speak or shout at length in an angry, impassioned way.

Get back to me if you're still confused.

#12. Foxy. ‘sudden and impatient’ and ‘angry and impassioned’ . Is that really how you construe my writing? If anything, as you incessantly complain, my posts are too long (I think and write them), so not really ‘sudden or impatient’ and you seem to confuse conviction and principle and efforts to support my opinion / position with ‘anger and impassion’. If anything I try to be as dispassionate as possible in most of my posts when making arguments or points. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t have passionate convictions and a willingness to call someone out when I feel it is warranted. I appreciate the efforts Foxy but this is a weak face save at best. It is great that you are both using your big boy words and looking them up – all I ask is that you try to be more semantically accurate. And dont forget to smile!!

I have to give Austin a yes on certain points, using her voice as a reasoning for a certain "justice" is going to far. She was prob born with that voice, just as most of us are, and we can't "change" our voice apart from actively changing it consciously, so yea, i agree in a lot there. Making fun of her voice is one thing, but to say that she deserves what happened because of the voice is plain and simple stupid. I agree, you should work on your descriptions sux2bu.

Looks like I have been missing all the fun for the last week or so. My wife and I went
to Jamaica for a week to celebrate our 42nd wedding anniversary and we left tablets and
ipads at home.
I see the usual whining going on from the usual corner , no surprise there. The fact that I don't
read his gibberish makes knowing that he puts sooo much effort into it all the sweeter.

Here is where I found the video and as you can see I just copied and pasted what was already
there without any thought as to who was going to dissect it and make judgements on the verbiage used.
The big thing about the video that nobody picked-up on is the fact that it is a Black bear , not a
Grizzly bear like the title says. So busy complaining that you missed that, huh genius?

http://clashdaily.com/2017/04/annoying-chick-ever-pepper-sprays-grizzly-grizzly-gets-last-laugh/

All ranting a commenting aside I don't understand why she didn't go and pepper spray him away from the kayak. It's clear he didn't like the first dose.

But yea, that voice (shivers).

i dont get it... she was risking her life because of a kayak?!

and i esp. dont get those petulant and sexist rants up here

sux .. you wrote the title or copypasted it from the source?

#15. sux2bu Welcome back! And you pick up where you left off – scurrying away from the contents of yet another post.

[I don't read his gibberish] I will be polite and call this what it is, a white lie. You clearly read my posts but your defensiveness and insecurities sadly don’t allow you to either reflect or critically think about what you have written or how it is legitimately perceived by others.

[I just copied and pasted what was already there without any thought] and therein lies many of your problems to date. You don’t think things through. When you cut paste and post a title – you own it Suxy, you have given it your imprimatur of Suxy approval, and like it or not this means you have endorsed it. Running away after legitimate criticism is just cowardly IMHO. I wish you would take responsibility and ownership for once rather than tucking tail and insulting me on you way out the door. Fact is you agree with the title and the caricature of the woman and the bear having the last laugh until you say otherwise. So – say it if you actually and honestly believe it. I dare you to engage for once.

The fact that you cannot see the inherent sexism and misogyny in this title is beyond me. Others in the Snotr community are also uncomfortable. Black bear brown bear distinction is really irrelevant – why you posted this with the title intact is. And I like the 42nd wedding anniversary ref, the inference is that clearly you can’t harbour sexist feelings if you have been married for so long. Clever insert (and follow up denial) to embellish your non sexist creds. But the fact remains all you have done thus far is to attack me and distance yourself from any responsibility. SAD. WEAK.

# 16 ‘why she didn't go and pepper spray him away from the kayak’
Pepper spray is really useless in wind and rain and one can hear the rain in the vid. Plus she wasn’t close enough. The primary ingredient is Cheyanne pepper and it needs to get in the bear’s nose and then it is only temporary. If the bear is determined you are out of luck. And all advice I have read is don’t get that close to a determined bear – your wellbeing and health is not worth the cost of replacing your gear.

#17 ‘sux .. you wrote the title or copypasted it from the source?’
It really doesn’t matter does it? You post it you own it / endorse the content or message. Period. Sux posted the title and in the ‘read more section’. That effort strongly suggests until he says otherwise that he agreed with the tone, tenor and content. I just wish he would have the courage and fortitude to stand by his posts for once and the content and ideas that he is expressing to the Snotr community. Inflammatory vid or post. Followed by not me, just posting/saying, then denial / personal attack upon any detractors and then running away seems to be all he is capable of right now. Sadly.

#15 "The usual whining" would be an expected normal response to an "usual arrogant hating" coming from someone's corner, as it has for the last few years, no surprise there (your words)....interesting text you concocted and put in the "more info" box....the original video didn't even have that, and that's coming from someone that calls others sexist...hmmm...Also FYI, you have not been "missing all the fun" while you were gone, because during that week, and you can check back, the rest of snotr users were, and still are capable of "normal" conversations (even when disagreeing), but normal in the sense of what you would expect from an adult talking to other adults, and it was an exceptionally harmonious week.

#15 Suxi You are Black aren't you?

#20 No way would he be, JJ!

#21 Have you actually seen him? He could be compensating

#19 You really are dense aren't you.... "interesting text you concocted and put in the "more info" box....the original video didn't even have that". When the text is more than a couple lines the admins put the "read more" note there,not the submitter,duh. Every single word in the text came right from the text from the video,which you should have noticed but didn't in your haste to spread hate.
I have never called anyone sexist, and for you to call me that is a ridiculous lie. Thinking that the woman's screeching voice telling the bear not to eat her kayak is just funny just as it would have been if it was a guy with similar voice trying to reason with a bear to not do something.
#20 Judge,are you serious? Every time I come back from Jamaica I am almost as dark as some natives , but my tan fades in a few days. I am guessing that is what you were referring to.

#23 Austin is it the heat? Since when were you #15 on the page? I am white but I go very brown in the sunshine from a Mediterranean stock, I'm proud of what and who I am, why would you have a problem discussing your own colour anyway?
#24 Yes Suxi Jamaica bet it was hot phew!

#25 Not too hot,mid eighties during the day and low to mid seventies at night. The coral sand there is so white you almost go snow-blind without sunglasses. We always spend as much time as we can enjoying Dunns River Falls where the water is cool and the beer is cold.

#25. Judge-Jake (I have no idea #15 got in there – sorry about that)

JJ – again, with all due respect what on earth does my racial or ethnic background have to do with a discussion on the sexism and misogyny expressed in Suxy’s vid title and comments???

It doesnt hence my confusion.

If you can make a cogent argument as to its relevance then I will be happy to expand our discussion but until then – with all due respect where the hell are you going with such a question? Really. Please explain how skin colour fits into this.

And racial pride and/or a lack there of? You are really going into the deep end my friend. I know from past posts you are pro Brexit and have a dislike of foreigners in the UK but these racialized tendencies of yours are very unbecoming and kind of disgraceful.

Again, please explain how skin colour fits into this discussion of Suxy’s vid title and comments. Do that and we can move on.

I cannot care any longer, going to say it, but as soon as sux is back, and I could care less where he went to, strife is back, no need to blame it on Austin, JJ, myself, fox or any other user, because they were here the whole week and things were stable here.....ugh!!!!
This is the comment section I was referring to:

https://www.snotr.com/video/16661

#28 Strife happens every time Awful decides to go on a rant about every video of mine that has been approved by the admins. The current vid was submitted weeks ago and looks to have been up-voted by a majority of viewers , but Awful wants to pick it apart and imply all sorts meanings that only he sees. Submitting a video does not mean you "own" it , that is just his warped conclusion. Of course you are going to glom onto everything he says because you are still butt- hurt about crooked Hillary losing. Get over it,and by the way, turning snotr into a chat room has caused a drop in comments from many members that are turned off by it and we don't hear from them very often.

#29 You can't help but turn each and every conversation into a political one, and an incorrect one at that, can you?...Is that how limited your conversational skills are? That's okay, because I'm over your comments, and done. And now you're rolling out the big guns, crying "thunders is responsible for the declining snotr user numbers"...that's a good one! I'm sure you have all the snotr statistics at hand...yeah ...And let's just assume you are right, that there is more chatting going than in the past snotr years, then don't forget that most of us here are only human, and most of us like to connect with people we like even on the internet, and especially on snotr...in addition, I am a woman, and I love connecting with people, it's a feminine thing and if that's what happened on snotr because of me, it's not a bad thing, it's better than posting anti-muslim, anti-liberal, anti-women anti-Obama and anti-Europe comments, so get over it! You know, most adult people are capable of chatting casually and amiably, occasionally making witty remarks, and still being able to carry on an intelligent and sincere conversation, even if they disagree, because none excludes the other, and that's what snotr is all about, not just one, but a variety of all kinds of different ways to converse, and just because a video got approved by the admins doesn't mean that we have to agree with the content, but if all that is too much for you to handle, you are not forced to read it. Have a wonderful weekend, dear, and happy Memorial Day!

P.S. And yes, you did call someone sexist: https://www.snotr.com/video/16661

Austin, just crawl back to Tumblr where you and the rest of sjw kids belong.

#28 Suxlet

Strife happens because someone has finally decided to call you out for all of the racist, bigoted, misogynistic, sexist and nationalistic nonsense that you post on Snotr – either in the comments sections of via video titles.

The admins are right to allow these vids to be posted. I have never said they should be censored. Or should your right to post them. They provide an excellent platform in which to discuss opinions, perspective, and world views, to exchange ideas and to engage in a dialogue with people from around the world. But you are such an insecure person that you have yet to show any spine or courage to defend any of the incendiary crap that you post on Sntor. And that is simply sad.

Claim ignorence to content / intentions, insult, deny and run away. Repeat.

I am not the only person to see meanings in videos, plenty of good critical thinkers in the Snotr community, but I am the most vocal. ANY pushback is a threat to your identity. What you say is always THE BEST, the MOST CORRECT, and therefore immune from critique. Sorry but no one hold such status here. Even a egocentric righteous man such as yourself.

I openly admit error, mistakes, and try to learn from them. You just retreat like a turtle into your insular world.

And yes, you post it you do own it. You can modify the title and comments as you see fit thus it is an expression of your positionality whether you admit it or not. But even that act is threatening and thus denied by you.

You have been a consistent intellectual disappointment Suxy but I have always hoped you might engage- you know reflect and think for a change. But that seems to be beyond you. You are governed by your insecurities. Others like JJ, Foxy, Snotradict may say things I find offensive but they do show some engagement in-between the ad hominem attacks and personal insults. But you are in a class(less) by yourself. Drawing comfort from sympathetic up votes. Sigh. That is the lazy way out. If you hold a conviction then you should be able to articulate why. Why you refuse and find that so threatening continues to be a damming indictment of both your character and contributions to date.

Perhaps the snort comments section should just allow emojis? I imagine that would satisfy your emotional and intellectual appetite and Foxy’s demand for brevity. However I would find that be a sad development.

#27 Austin! My old Springer I really don't know where you make up your information from? I voted No to Brexit and no one was more shocked on results day to find that by a majority of next to nothing we were going out. But because I'm an English person I accepted the result and I'm sure there will be both bad and good achieved from our Exit.

Where you got the idea that I had a dislike of foreigners in the UK, Dog only knows!! What I do have a problem with is anyone foreign or home grown who wish to murder the citizens of this country for misguided radical reasons. If your ideology is theirs then I have a problem with you also.

Irrespective of the content of the video you seem very shielded about the colour of your skin which although not related to the bear which we have learnt is Black not brown should still not be something that you are obviously ashamed of, you just need to know that we are here to support you, you are not alone in this, nobody on Snotr care's if you are of African or Chinese decent, embrace it man, bring it out in the open and if you are gay that's really cool also, I have lots of Gay and lesbian friends you should be proud not angry at the world. Obviously I won't sleep with you because I am Heterosexual, I can't kelp that it's just the chemistry that makes me the fun loving person that I am. Perhaps you should try a little triangle of the old Magic toadstool paper edition and relax a little.

#33. Judge-Jake My apologies for the Brexit mischaracterization. It was the other old crusty Brit Foxy who has issues with foreigners in HIS country etc etc. I do apologize.

As for being ‘shielded’ about my race and thus ‘ashamed’ of it , I am simply trying to understand what on earth made you go there. The conversation was about sexism and misogyny and your non sequitur – that somehow I am somehow black? due to my comments - is a new level of stupid and ignorance even for you.

I have asked you twice to explain the relevance to me and you have ignored it. Somehow parlaying that into a question about my racial identity and underlying motivations as if that has anything to do about anything discussed so far is so stupid and irrellevant that I am still gobsmacked by your question and assertion.

And then today's follow up condescension wrapped in a self-serving recitation of your cultural sensitivity and hetero creds – you are quite the package JJ. The fact that you can’t see how your question is offensive and racially tinged and utterly irrelevant is remarkable.

JJ, your idiosyncrasies have made you a bit more palatable than Suxy and Foxy but that charm has officially worn off with this troll routine.

#35 Austin Baby, You have fallen into the very deep and dark trap that there has to be logic in a conversation and a rule, there doesn't! By introducing words like Troll which in my world is a big ugly fellow who lives under a bridge, you are trying to undermine my integrity as I don't hang around under bridges following the accident I had back in the seventies with that pooh stick. The word Troll in your world is something I am not.

Maybe following your comment 'I am simply trying to understand what on earth made you go there' the failing is within yourself. I cannot help that you do not understand something!! Maybe and this is only a suggestion so don't get all defensive and throw all your toys around again, maybe you need to speak to Gerry Jnr, there may be some instructions laying somewhere, just a thought.

Now away with you and don't darken these walls again, I shall not be continuing this 6r44 82y 97gdr6 with you anymore.

#35. Judge-Jake It is one thing to play the fool, it is another to be one. Your non sequitur into race and your follow up display of perverse refusal and ignorance speaks volumes. And the persistence make you a Troll.

Perhaps you should go back under the bridge to play with your long lost pooh stick. It would be appropriate for a man of your wit, wisdom and contributions.

Why is it impossible for some to just watch a vid about a screeching woman trying to reason with a bear , get a
good laugh , and move on. Constant provoking of arguments ruins this site.

#36 Away with you and don't darken these walls again, I shall not be continuing this 6r44 82y 97gdr6 with you anymore.

#37 No it doesn't I was going to leave it there but at the end of the night you don't have to read the comment's just watch the video's enjoy and move on simples

Here is the reasons.
FIRST, she just sprayed it in the face
SECOND.. her voice
THIRD... he is doing what a bear does in the wild.
AND he is pissed off at her