Song from Derek and Clive (aka Peter cook and Dudley Moore).

As I was walking down the road the other day, I saw a house on fire.
There was a man, shouting and screaming from the upper casement window
to the crowd what had gathered there below, for he was soar afraid
Jump you fecker jump , jump into this blanket what we are holding, and you will be alright.
He jumped hit the deck, broke his fecking neck, there was no blanket
Laugh I nearly shat I've never laughed so much since Grandma died
and aunty Mable caught her left breast in the mangle
We are miserable sinners, filthy feckers....
arsoles ................