Ninja skillz
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2 Posted 158 days ago by Kurisusan
What is the difference between an asian ninja, and a western ninja?
6 Posted 158 days ago by Kurisusan
I love his ninja camouflage suit...
But seriously, I´ve practiced Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu (Ninjutsu) a few years ago, and I noticed that he actually practices Ninjutsu... he is just not very good at it.
Finger push ups and rolling over a log are just basic warm-ups.
I would like to say : keep up!, but I think he should stick to video games.
11 Posted 158 days ago by Bender_Rodriguez
That's when you let nerds come out of their homes and train with normal people.
He doesn't look like an apprentice material for Chuck Norris 
14 Posted 158 days ago by medicino
He's sooo gonna die as a virgin....at least not without paying for. 
did you see how his jumpimg improved after removing the couple of splinters from the ground just by the end of the video.
15 Posted 158 days ago by julwitt
Seriously! Are we really supposed to watch 6.5 minutes of this? Not gonna happen...
17 Posted 158 days ago by Nemi
It's like America's Got Talent. Only the scenario going through his head is VERY different from the reality of what we have just witnessed! Maybe he'll realise when he plays it back to himself. Notice also that he seems more preoccupied with checking whether or not he is being watched than performing his art - Ninja FAIL! 
19 Posted 158 days ago by Cifer
#6 lol i dont think so ... if he would go to a dojo he wouldn't be that bad ... i think he just watched some youtube videos and now he thinks he can do that stuff too
25 Posted 158 days ago by beel
lol i like it..i think this would look cool if he just cut out some of the fail parts and put montage music in there with it
he really is a napoleon dynamite.. haha poor guy i dont think he has many friends 
27 Posted 158 days ago by evil666
#1... balerina huh!!! i laughed so hard when i read your comment.
HE's SO FUCKIN' GAY!!!!!
28 Posted 158 days ago by USAnumber1
I see a lot of 5 second knock-outs in his future fighting career! His instructor will probably commit ritual suicide if he sees this student's video.
29 Posted 157 days ago by sux2bu
I would be very surprised if this guy even HAD an instructor! I think he got his moves from watching cartoons.
I bet he spends a lot of time alone in the woods with his camera.
30 Posted 157 days ago by Painscale
Nice jean jacket to give those popping sounds when he throws a slap....I mean a punch
31 Posted 157 days ago by Cifer
i think i got eye cancer from watching it
#27 yeah i think he really is!
but its awesome that some people still have the balls to upload crap like this ... maybe i shoudln't be so self critical about my technique, I cant even say my skill is 1000 times better then his, coz if you multiply something with zero the result ll always be zero
34 Posted 157 days ago by 95731
i bet even i can fight him and win without ninja skillz .... just with mai own skillz >.>
39 Posted 156 days ago by librabooks
It looks like he's training to fight the bully who tripped him in the cafeteria and made him spill his milk on his own lap. I guess we have to wait for part 2, where the ambulance rushes him off to the hospital with a severe head contusion and broken clavicle and wrist - all before the fight even started!
42 Posted 154 days ago by ruhk
You guys are too critical, isnt it obvious? the guy is on drugs. cut him some slack, this IS his cry for help.
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43 Posted 153 days ago by d-_-b
5:17 Awesome move! lol
But rly... this guy has clearly problems, he's not "normal", and he's not on drugs, dont mock the poor man. 
45 Posted 151 days ago by Joeyy
LOL you can see him looking around for people that might be watching
46 Posted 151 days ago by Yukio
The reason he looks the way he does, is he is self-taught and does not know how to breathe.
48 Posted 37 days ago by Phil-Lloyd
LOL 
Reminds me of Mr. Bean
Well, he is getting exercise, but it might be best if he stays on the ground
Hmmm.. it would be a shock if i ran into him in 5 years and he kicked my a$$ 
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1 Posted 158 days ago by coldboy
his/her ballerina skills are not very well choreographed