Ninja skillz

This self-made video is good for a laugh :P

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1. coldboy 5 years ago

his/her ballerina skills are not very well choreographed

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2. Kurisusan 5 years ago

What is the difference between an asian ninja, and a western ninja?

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3. wooptyfreakindo 5 years ago

YEAH!!!...I mean NOOOO!!!

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4. rUmmeh 5 years ago

New 'Star Wars kid'?

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5. Comment rated too low. Show this comment rzarector 5 years ago


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6. Kurisusan 5 years ago

I love his ninja camouflage suit...

But seriously, I´ve practiced Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu (Ninjutsu) a few years ago, and I noticed that he actually practices Ninjutsu... he is just not very good at it.

Finger push ups and rolling over a log are just basic warm-ups.

I would like to say : keep up!, but I think he should stick to video games.

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7. blckpythn 5 years ago

i want to see him in a real fight

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8. DarkiKun 5 years ago

oh god ...

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9. patriotaus 5 years ago

lol at 0:49 when his hand gets stuck in his jacket

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10. Eduardo 5 years ago

i like how he tries to fix the tree :D

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11. Bender_Rodriguez 5 years ago

That's when you let nerds come out of their homes and train with normal people.

He doesn't look like an apprentice material for Chuck Norris >:)

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12. Yellowdie12 5 years ago

Did he mean for this to end up on the web? :)

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13. Smurfed 5 years ago

I bet he had fun doin this.
#7 The poor sap wouldnt last 10 seconds

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14. medicino 5 years ago

He's sooo gonna die as a least not without paying for. :'( did you see how his jumpimg improved after removing the couple of splinters from the ground just by the end of the video.

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15. julwitt 5 years ago

Seriously! Are we really supposed to watch 6.5 minutes of this? Not gonna happen...

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16. BaronKite 5 years ago

When nerds breakdance...

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17. Nemi 5 years ago

It's like America's Got Talent. Only the scenario going through his head is VERY different from the reality of what we have just witnessed! Maybe he'll realise when he plays it back to himself. Notice also that he seems more preoccupied with checking whether or not he is being watched than performing his art - Ninja FAIL! :)

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18. mvanveen81 5 years ago

He looks like Atje :D

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19. Cifer 5 years ago

#6 lol i dont think so ... if he would go to a dojo he wouldn't be that bad ... i think he just watched some youtube videos and now he thinks he can do that stuff too

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20. tastytim 5 years ago

I didn't know Napoleon Dynamit actually existed!

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21. jeremydoc 5 years ago

this really wasnt snotr material. im sorry to say.

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22. kainim 5 years ago

he played ninja GAYden too often lol :D

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23. ArmlessSoldier 5 years ago

i fink that they should leave ninjas for the asians...

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24. wyvern1978 5 years ago

and this guy posted this video on the net in the first place... so sad....

I spent more time scrolling the comments than watching the video!! ha

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25. beel 5 years ago

lol i like it..i think this would look cool if he just cut out some of the fail parts and put montage music in there with it

he really is a napoleon dynamite.. haha poor guy i dont think he has many friends :(

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26. banzemanga 5 years ago

He wants to show off yet he is embarrassed to do so.

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27. evil666 5 years ago

#(removed comment)... balerina huh!!! i laughed so hard when i read your comment.


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28. sux2bu 5 years ago

I would be very surprised if this guy even HAD an instructor! I think he got his moves from watching cartoons.
I bet he spends a lot of time alone in the woods with his camera. :(

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29. Painscale 5 years ago

Nice jean jacket to give those popping sounds when he throws a slap....I mean a punch

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30. Cifer 5 years ago

i think i got eye cancer from watching it >:)

#27 yeah i think he really is!

but its awesome that some people still have the balls to upload crap like this ... maybe i shoudln't be so self critical about my technique, I cant even say my skill is 1000 times better then his, coz if you multiply something with zero the result ll always be zero >:)

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31. MsZoomy 5 years ago

I've never seen such a paranoid ninja before!!!

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32. ezeliel 5 years ago

The only funny thing about the video are the first 2 comments... >:)

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33. 95731 5 years ago

i bet even i can fight him and win without ninja skillz .... just with mai own skillz >.>

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34. Aphex 5 years ago

#20 Dude I was thinking the exact same thing hahaha.

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35. Chrisofskjern 5 years ago

you gotta start somewhere but this guys just hopeless :(|)

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36. frizzlsnits 5 years ago

It doesn't stop :'( .

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37. Oddi 5 years ago

FFS 6 and a half mins full of shit. Somebody plz shoot him

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38. librabooks 5 years ago

It looks like he's training to fight the bully who tripped him in the cafeteria and made him spill his milk on his own lap. I guess we have to wait for part 2, where the ambulance rushes him off to the hospital with a severe head contusion and broken clavicle and wrist - all before the fight even started!

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39. fstviper 5 years ago

is this one of those video dating sites (last}

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40. ruhk 5 years ago

You guys are too critical, isnt it obvious? the guy is on drugs. cut him some slack, this IS his cry for help.

zZzZzzzzzzzz *snore* zZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

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41. d-_-b 5 years ago

5:17 Awesome move! lol
But rly... this guy has clearly problems, he's not "normal", and he's not on drugs, dont mock the poor man. :S

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42. ZaMpTi 5 years ago

#1 awesome lol i nearly pissed my pants

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43. Joeyy 5 years ago

LOL you can see him looking around for people that might be watching

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44. Yukio 5 years ago

The reason he looks the way he does, is he is self-taught and does not know how to breathe.

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45. revilowo 5 years ago

pour guy...

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46. Phil-Lloyd 5 years ago

Reminds me of Mr. Bean
Well, he is getting exercise, but it might be best if he stays on the ground :)

Hmmm.. it would be a shock if i ran into him in 5 years and he kicked my a$$ :O

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47. Kr3w 4 years ago

i bet he's parents must be proud ;)

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48. PortugaL26 4 years ago

the FORCE is strong in this kid