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3 Posted 144 days ago by messmaker
Quoting after the genius George Carlin: "If there is a God, may he strike me dead!"
6 Posted 144 days ago by kekke2000
#4 Good question! #5 not sure about that... It could be a parody of christianity, believe in god or he will kill you. One thing is for sure though... IF god exists, he's a bully!
8 Posted 144 days ago by Wildsnake
in other words, #7 is telling us:
Jesus is great... bla bla bla ... DON'T PRAY IN PUBLIC... I Hate islam... Christians are rational... love christians and hate Islam!
peace guys ![]()
9 Posted 144 days ago by eddie2042
#8 I'm an angel sent from God! Don't you dare make fun of me! Otherwise i shall cast you into the noodles of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!! muhahahahaha ![]()
12 Posted 144 days ago by TitvsCaivs
If God exists, he must have been invented snotr.
...and monkeys.
13 Posted 144 days ago by eddie2042
#11 Yes I'm aware of those, but you should also be aware that those were opposite to Christian teachings. What are Christians supposed to do to those who aren't Christian? Well, did Jesus kill any non-believers? Answer that and you've got your answer. Indeed Christians participated in many wars, WW1, WW2, etc but not because they were Christian. i.e. Hitler and Stalin both had mustaches, so did they do the evil things they did because of that? The Crusades was in self defense after muslims conquered 2/3 of the Christian world through brutality and slaughter. The Spanish Inquistition was state ministry, not papal organization. Blaming Popes for deeds of Spanish Inquistition is incorrect. However kings of Spain used Dominicans (catholic order) as judges etc. because clergy were genarally far more educated than ordinal people. Scholars say 2000 people over 350 years; that's 6 people/year. Christians are the worst? The Free World, USA, Canada, etc, was founded on Christian mentality. The fact that all people are treated equal in Court is a CHRISTIAN moral. God created us in His image, thus we're all equals. In islam, a women's testimony is worth half of a man's; did you know that? Your basic freedom's was brought to you by Christians and Christian morality. Millions of CHRISTIANS died in WW1, WW2, and tons of other wars for YOUR FREEDOMS! "Christians are the worst, that's for shore!" Thanks for showing your appreciation.
16 Posted 144 days ago by MsZoomy (admin)
LOL, I love you guys!!!
by the way, it wasn't "Christianity" that started the Inquisition, which was responsible for the turture, maiming, and killing of tens of thousands of innocent people. It was however the Catholic church with the blessings of the Pope. And it was about power and the acqusition of wealth and land. But then, the Catholic church has always been more of a "government" than a religion!!
I just want to stir the pot some more!!!
19 Posted 144 days ago by Edyy
#10
God is that fuzzy feeling a person has that somehow it gives him the courage to contradict basic logic and commonsense
20 Posted 144 days ago by Yog0arine
#11 "and by the way the muslim religion doesn't tell to kill non-muslims, please inform you a little bit before posting."
Actually, in fact, both the Qur'an and the Bible (Exodus) instruct disciples to kill non-believers... You think these fundemantilsts muslims are just crazy. Think again! They're crazy _and_ they read the Qur'an exactly by the book.
21 Posted 144 days ago by s1lent (moderator)
People, just watch the documentary caled Religilous, and get rid of that neurological decease called religion. Imagine all the things we could do with this extra time - find a cure for cancer, look into the oceans properly, explore space, but NO! You gotta spend your free time in a building praying to your allmighty God to secure yourselves a seat past St Peter's gates.
22 Posted 144 days ago by computeraddict
lol like how the atheists say its ok to make fun of christianity and religion but some1 makes a awsome joke about them they cry like a bunch of girls and then try to rationalize themselves
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very creative and totally awsome loved it when kurtlander broke down. and was that a toolbox/pipewrench combo that took out the blond chick???
23 Posted 144 days ago by s1lent (moderator)
This isn't a joke about atheists, it takes the piss out of religion in a very clever way. Figure it out ![]()
Alas my last comment was a bit more serious then i wanted it to be, just enjoy the vid, it is quite funny ![]()
24 Posted 144 days ago by Snaffu
I just hope to get 15 Virgins when I die!
Yall should type this in google and watch it! ( zeitgeist )
It's pretty long and in 3 parts, but worth the time. I would love to know what you think after.
26 Posted 144 days ago by Oldfart
#20 Christians do not live by the Old Testament but Islamists DO live by the koran. The "prophet" Mohammed was jealous of Jesus and the following he had and "invented" Islam to try and garner some of the same type of following. He was deceived by the devil and his blind followers have been converting by the sword ever since. Islam is a cult,not a religion.
28 Posted 144 days ago by ArianJakus
This stupid parody isn't funny.
is't stupid and I agree with #1 DON'S F**K WITH GOD!!! ![]()
29 Posted 144 days ago by Giles
Two points :
1. Fox's 'The Half-Hour News Hour' wasn't funny, which is why no-one watched it. Which is why it got cancelled.
2. Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
30 Posted 144 days ago by patriotaus (moderator)
Yawn... if only we could separate the religious people and the non-religious. Argh sorry, silly suggestion. Religious and non-religious are already separated into Non-educated and Educated.
34 Posted 143 days ago by modder8her
Nothing like the the threat of death to convert the non-believers!
36 Posted 143 days ago by USAnumber1
Looks pretty cut-and-dry to me...slay the non-believers where ever you find them.
Verse 9:123 - "Believers, make war on the infidels who dwell around you."
It should be clear that this verse commands Muslims to wage war on all non-Muslims around them.
Beheading was practiced by the Prophet Muhammad himself during the 7th century period of Islam and by the most Islamic rulers thereafter. The above quote is from a copy of the quaran itself.
Islam and Dhimmitude: Where Civilizations Collide is a book by historian and scholar of Islamic culture Bat Ye'or
"The ideology of jihad was formulated by Muslim theologians from the eighth century onward. It separates humanity into two hostile blocks — the community of Muslims, and the infidels. According to this ideology, Allah commands the Muslims to conquer the whole world in order to apply Koranic laws. Hence, they have to wage a perpetual war against the infidels who refuse to submit. Its principle is based on the inequality between the community of Allah and the infidels. The first is a superior group, whose mission it is to rule the world. The second must submit."
I think this is accurate proof enough supporting what I've always personally said and felt...that yes it does mention not once but various times throughout the Koran that you must kill the infidel at all costs just because you dont follow in the muslim faith or believe in allah. And islam is the peaceful religion?? I think not.
38 Posted 143 days ago by sux2bu
#37 No one has to understand the language of the muslim people, they only need to look at their actions and they are barbaric to say the least. Just last week muslim clerics in Somolia had four men punished by using a knife to cut off one hand and one foot from each man. Stoning women to death in the street is allowed by islam and practised regularly, plus all sorts of other atrocities against men and women.
You would not have to understand a German mans speech when he hits you over the head with a bat to know that he means to harm you,so understanding the language of the koran is not necessary to see its evil teachings in action.
I agree with anyone who sees islam for what it is,violent.
39 Posted 143 days ago by kainim
#9 flying spaghetti monster is the only true god!!!! praise his noodlyness!!!
#37, #38 both stop it, all religions have good and bad points, christianity went to Jerusalem and murdered everyone they could find in there, the image i get (from media and all) about Islam is that they are a lot more fanatic and hold on to older rules than most religions, so yes some actions are barbaric, sure, but look at WHERE they take place, it depends mostly on environment and culture...
40 Posted 143 days ago by eddie2042
#39 rAmen brother, rAmen.
weather or not the quran uses a different language or not, i don't like the complications it makes. I say just get rid of it all together! Ban islam from Europe!
41 Posted 143 days ago by huldu
Yeah if god actually existed i would laugh at this and probably think it was hilarious. Now the thing is i dont and it believe its just children tales/poor sci-fi.
What worries me is how would the world look if some people didnt have this "god" character or this religion? This religion itself forces these odd people to "behave", so not all is bad.
Then again most of us are probably aware of that this "religion" will eventually die out for whatever reasons. As people become more... intellect(in the future, hopefully), things like this will just disappear and will not be needed.
42 Posted 143 days ago by computeraddict
lol all this fighting from a cool parody smacking on atheists
I learned a long time ago that arguing isn't going to change any1s mind on anything only time and experience changes peoples opinions.
44 Posted 143 days ago by eddie2042
#43 You are an idiot. Christians do not live by the OT, but the Muslims do live by the Quran. The only thing morons like you can cherrypick is from the OT, but obviously that's what makes you a moron. There is not OT or NT in the Quran, so Muslims follow it all. It's a book of violence, insanity and bloodshed. Jesus said "Love your Enemies", Mohammed (piss be upon him) said "strike fear into the hearts of your enemies." Muslims can not deny what's said in the Quran. Technically you are allowed to marry children who haven't reached puberty yet.
45 Posted 143 days ago by Oldfart
#43 For someone who seems to think of himself (or herself probably) as knowledgeable about what you speak on you don't seem to have grasped the fact that Christians do not live by the old testament. The people written about in the old testament were not Christians...Christ had not yet arrived. This is the foundation of Christianity yet you with all your pompous attitude apparently did not know that! amazing. None of the events written about in the old testament have a bearing on Christian beliefs.
Maybe it is you who needs to relax your sphixter muscles and pull your head out of YOUR butt.
Muslims are populating Europe at a rate 8 times greater than the indigenous people so it won't be long before most of Europe is under Sharia law,and that's a fact. Get out a copy of the koran to read and learn which direction Mecca is in.
47 Posted 143 days ago by eddie2042
#46 "I'm a Mythologist/Folklorist by profession..."
You mean, a profession in the "unknowable" haha What's the difference between a doctor a medicine and a doctor in theology? One prescribes drugs and one might as well be on drugs! haha
No but seriously, I still don't see Christians beheading anyone, stoning ppl to death, amputating as a punishment. Pure Christianity is known for peace, love and forgiveness. Islam is known for obedience and fear. In Islam, if you fuck up once, no forgiveness; you just get stoned to death. Surely you must know the Pericope Adulterae. Jesus forgives the adulteress, but Mohammed (piss be upon him) stoned men and women (Sahih Muslim Chapters 623, 680, 682 and Hadith Malik (493:1520).
49 Posted 143 days ago by patriotaus (moderator)
eddie2042 you are just showing how stupid your religion is, if you can change the rules set down to you by your almighty god.
Science is for ever, science doesn't change, We continue to know more about science but you and your religion... seems like all you religious people do is remove more and more crap out of it (which is good) but still, every day that goes passed don't you feel like your religion means less and less?
Personally, i would have clicked on what was happening when the church did the first backflip (that the earth was round) and then i would have thought anyone was stupid to follow a religion when their god said that and also that we are the centre of the universe (oops, looks like your god is less intelligent then the average 2nd grader (this is ignoring American 2nd graders.)
Also just a bit egocentric?
50 Posted 143 days ago by eddie2042
#49 "eddie2042 you are just showing how stupid your religion is" No I'm not muslim.
what about science? what does science have to do with religion? Religion is just an attempt at spirituality, to achieve personal peace. Science is observing and describing the universe. What on earth do they have in common? It's kind of like the relationship between the fishing which the fisherman do and the pillows they rest their heads on at night. What do they have in common? And why do you think science is on atheism's side? The top 100 most influential scientists were mostly Christian or Jewish.
" that the earth was round) and then i would have thought anyone was stupid to follow a religion when their god said that and also that we are the centre of the universe" how can i argue you if you make stuff up as you go along? god never said either of those. Please, you're the American 2nd grader here.
52 Posted 143 days ago by patriotaus (moderator)
Arguing religion is futile. I think this is turning more into attacking other people then discussing the video.
53 Posted 143 days ago by doyouthinkyoucan
#43 i won't say that may father killed foucking assholes like the ""jihadist"" your talking about , there is a missunderstood here people just hate islam by the action from the lowest pople on islamic world
i do hate most of ""jihadist"" because they are nothing but people do what there goverments say to control there contry's thats all
most people in USA don't understand the situation in the islamic world
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1 Comment rating too low, click to show Posted 144 days ago by MiMe
Don't Fu*k with God