Studying English
A Japanese comedian
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3. unixostamer commented 15 years ago
i've been living in this weird country for 2 years and realized that these freaky japs can never learn proper english. i know ppl taking english lessons for ages (i mean it) and they can't even understand what you are talking to them.
wait! they can actually understand you only if you speak with "japanese english" accent. for instance, "My name is Adams" -> "Mayoo neimoo izoo adamoosoo" ('oo' is 'u' like in "blue"
Ganbaree baka ni'njin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLQnbjNFgCc
wait! they can actually understand you only if you speak with "japanese english" accent. for instance, "My name is Adams" -> "Mayoo neimoo izoo adamoosoo" ('oo' is 'u' like in "blue"
Ganbaree baka ni'njin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLQnbjNFgCc
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5. Louie commented 15 years ago
Thought that was kinda lame. #(removed comment),lol
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6. whowhatme commented 15 years ago
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Hi USANUMBER1/Ye OLDePHART
Not trying to be arguementative or imply negative vibes etc .
Merely trying to understand .
What does :
"I have learned that Japs , Mexicans and cue balls have something in common......the harder you hit them the more "english" you get out of them."
actually mean ?
It's gibberish to me I'm afraid .
Hi USANUMBER1/Ye OLDePHART
Not trying to be arguementative or imply negative vibes etc .
Merely trying to understand .
What does :
"I have learned that Japs , Mexicans and cue balls have something in common......the harder you hit them the more "english" you get out of them."
actually mean ?
It's gibberish to me I'm afraid .
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7. whowhatme commented 15 years ago
Thank you .
No , I haven't heard of any of that .
Not even the "English" cue ball term .
Weird place you live in (no disres) .
Almost a "let's beat a slave mentality"
I've wanted for 12 years or so to go visit a long term pal who lives in your country but have always had second thoughts .
Strange , strange people .
No , I haven't heard of any of that .
Not even the "English" cue ball term .
Weird place you live in (no disres) .
Almost a "let's beat a slave mentality"
I've wanted for 12 years or so to go visit a long term pal who lives in your country but have always had second thoughts .
Strange , strange people .
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11. JimDunlop commented 15 years ago
Hilarious! I live in Japan -- that's pretty typical of local TV shows. Variety shows like this are on all the time. They get tiresome quickly but this clip was good.
I would ask, however that people please stop using "Jap" as an abbreviation for "Japanese." It's incredibly racist and no more acceptable than using the word n****r to describe African-Americans. If you MUST use an abbreviation because you too lazy to type 5 more letters (Jap+anese) then maybe you should invest in some typing classes or something.
I guarantee, sh*tty English skills or not, if you come to Japan and start referring to people here as "Japs" you will get told off or get your a$$ kicked by someone.
I would ask, however that people please stop using "Jap" as an abbreviation for "Japanese." It's incredibly racist and no more acceptable than using the word n****r to describe African-Americans. If you MUST use an abbreviation because you too lazy to type 5 more letters (Jap+anese) then maybe you should invest in some typing classes or something.
I guarantee, sh*tty English skills or not, if you come to Japan and start referring to people here as "Japs" you will get told off or get your a$$ kicked by someone.
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12. Bdubb commented 15 years ago
Amen #11, no one has respect. LOL look at #(removed comment)'s login name, it says it all. Racism is still alive big time...honestly though, I think the whole racial slur thing has gone too far....anything seems to be racist nowadays, and if it isn't, someone will find a way for it to be. And honestly trying to educate people on proper "abbreviations" on the internet is a lost cause, I'm sure you know that and good for you for at least putting it out there.
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15. JimDunlop commented 15 years ago
#14, that may be true... People are racist -- not words... But tell that to the guy who's kicking your a$$ and twisting your neck into a pretzel for calling him a racial slur... I guarantee that most Japanese people have never even heard of George Carlin... (I'm not trying to pick a fight with you -- I'm just sayin').
#12 I know. It's a lost cause but there are many people who just don't realize it. I've had friends refer to Pakistani people as "Pakis" not intentionally trying to be ignorant but they just didn't know any better. When someone (wasn't me) told them what they were doing was rude, they stopped.
I know I can't get through to someone who chooses to behave like an idiot -- I just hope I can give someone who doesn't know any better a heads-up...
#12 I know. It's a lost cause but there are many people who just don't realize it. I've had friends refer to Pakistani people as "Pakis" not intentionally trying to be ignorant but they just didn't know any better. When someone (wasn't me) told them what they were doing was rude, they stopped.
I know I can't get through to someone who chooses to behave like an idiot -- I just hope I can give someone who doesn't know any better a heads-up...
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16. irishgek commented 15 years ago
To be honest that comment about the not being able to speak english , well just shows how stupid the yanks are if the only way they can get some one to work is by threatening people with lumps of wood , you would have thought after vietnam,Persian Gulf War,afghanistan,iraq,etc etc all it does is further fule the golbal hatred of america , i mean im irish look at the world around you how many irish bars are there .......ive never seen a american bar anywere in europe and i been around ....well done #(removed comment) keep on diggin that hole deeper and deeper
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17. mydixiewrecked commented 15 years ago
Ok I am getting tired of seeing so many comments from people ragging on Americans. Don't get me wrong there are a lot of stupid people here in the states, and yes we are the most hated country. But seriously, you don't have to go around saying that ALL Americans "yanks" are stupid, or anything else derogatory. In my opinion that's being racist, which doesn't make you any better than we are. So basically what I am trying to say is, Everyone know how much America is hated, so you really don't need to reiterate how much America is BAD every chance you get. Keep it to yourself. Like my mother always said "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"
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18. simplesandy commented 15 years ago
oh btw I dont think what number 4 wrote was funny or nice....
and number 19 this so called yank would love to sit and chat with you about how your cuntry is... and it's problems...
and number 19 this so called yank would love to sit and chat with you about how your cuntry is... and it's problems...
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19. Louie commented 15 years ago
#(removed comment), Did you notice, not one european complained about the good ole USA during WW2 No one whines about the USA when they need their ass bailed out of a jam, or their freedom is threatened.How many US soldiers gave their life so that others could have their freedom?! Yes we are a proud nation made up af every race color and creed, if you don't want to come to America,and you have that attitude, then by all means please stay home.
Furtermore, USAnumber1, I thought those jokes were funny as hell. They were funny I don't care who ya are!!!!
Furtermore, USAnumber1, I thought those jokes were funny as hell. They were funny I don't care who ya are!!!!
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20. unixostamer commented 15 years ago
#11 JimDunlop
JAPs are pussy cats. They can never find strength to fight against you You can even flirt with JAP's girlfriend n they just do nothing, absolutely nothing. I didn't mean to offend JAPs, but they are the weirdest people I've ever seen...
JAPs are pussy cats. They can never find strength to fight against you You can even flirt with JAP's girlfriend n they just do nothing, absolutely nothing. I didn't mean to offend JAPs, but they are the weirdest people I've ever seen...
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21. sux2bu commented 15 years ago
Non-Americans (like Europeans and such) use terms like "redneck" and "yank" in a derogatory manner all the time when referring to Americans and think nothing wrong of it.Isn't that kind of a double standard?
Hell you can call me anything but "late for dinner" and I could care less.
There is no sense in getting all pissy and whining about some perceived insult to someone else; if they have a problem with something then let THEM make the complaint.
Hell you can call me anything but "late for dinner" and I could care less.
There is no sense in getting all pissy and whining about some perceived insult to someone else; if they have a problem with something then let THEM make the complaint.
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22. GunSlynger commented 15 years ago
This clip gave me a headache! Boring!!!!!!!!
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24. henrybrodie commented 15 years ago
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P.S. on a side note, sorry for posting this here, but there are no forums, i think what i said is valid and i hope you dont shunt it.
First things first, you need to sort out this inflow of videos, i understand you are currently having upload problems, if you are understaffed i wuld be happy to help out with the site, try help you sort out these problems and get a steady flow of hilarious/intresting/spectacular videos.
Secondly, You need to format this whole format of posting, it might be more exiting if we were able to change the colour of our text , the boldness? etc.. you have to think for yourself..( maybe having a choice of box colours for each of our boxes? )
Thirdly, You NEED a forum, whats a website withhout banter?critisizm?general conversation? it doesnt take a second to nock up a fairly decent forum which im sure anyone would be happy to help with. Also it would help you to develop new ideas.
forthly, You need more moderaters to ban the trolls and maintain the site.
fithly,remove that 'video cloud' bullshit, for anyone that hasnt clicked it DONT, its a stupid idea.
sixthly, Perhaps a search bar to search for videos, and a nicer layout of the overall page.
seventhly, you need to make it more obvious, and easier to upload your own videos, so the moderaters can review, and put them on the site if they are worthy.
on another note to the above- you could even have a reward system for those who post more videos, perhaps ranks? or titles? something to show who are dedicated users of this fantastic site.
Finally..... Im not trying to slate the site, but it could do so much better, i introduce all my friends to this site and they under-estimate how fantastic it really is... I just think you need to tidy up, afterall, out with the old and in with the new, liven up this site.. make it more well known and really be proud for what it is.
P.S. on a side note, sorry for posting this here, but there are no forums, i think what i said is valid and i hope you dont shunt it.
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25. JimDunlop commented 15 years ago
#20, obviously you're trying to get your kicks out of riling me. Sorry to disappoint you -- takes a lot more than using a racist term on purpose and insulting Japanese people to get my goat. Your inane writing only serves to reveal the content of your character. You can crawl back under your rock now, you ignorant hillbilly.
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26. unixostamer commented 15 years ago
#25
Why don't you just stop repeating those words again n again. I will crawl back n forth, but you will spend you life under the rock! It seems like you are one of those japs, or probably uve got jap ancestors. or u have jap gf? anyway, japs r the weirdest ppl in the entire world. lets face it!
Why don't you just stop repeating those words again n again. I will crawl back n forth, but you will spend you life under the rock! It seems like you are one of those japs, or probably uve got jap ancestors. or u have jap gf? anyway, japs r the weirdest ppl in the entire world. lets face it!
+8 1. eddie2042 commented 15 years ago