Your business card is #$@!

This guys is *very* serious about his business card!

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1. malkavian 5 years ago

Wow that guy has a big fucking ego.Who gives a fuck about a pimped up card when all you need from it is a name,telephone number and optionally e-mail.I bet the toilet paper he uses has a high gloss finish too.

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2. Xtian84 5 years ago

first thing i would do is throw that bcard because its to big it would not fit in my
roledex :))

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3. VoxT3R 5 years ago

One Word... PISSPOT! >:) :D >:)

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4. Chingis 5 years ago

WTH? Was it real?

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5. ncc1701d 5 years ago

I've seen better looking BEERMATS. Tosser...

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6. mr_magicman 5 years ago

I thought he just pulled out a beermat. "THIS IS THE BEST BEERMAT IN THE WORLD, ITS MINE". abd 25 years to invent!!! he needs to get out more.

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7. whowhatme 5 years ago

Uh ??

00:15 "You don't spend the money until you've made the money" .

He doesn't come over as a prudent person .

Strikes me as being a total wanker .

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8. smodd 5 years ago

American Psycho Any1? :S

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9. theace 5 years ago

@ #8 hes def gonna kill someone

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10. AL7AIR 5 years ago

Who uses a Rolodex anymore? If I really get a business card I usually add the contact details to my cell phone's address book, which syncs up nicely with my office PC, and toss the card into the round folder aka. waste bin.

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11. Comment rated too low. Show this comment AirborneJedi 5 years ago

hahaha This guy was on rob dyrdeks fantasy factory

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12. Wombat 5 years ago

In case I really don't get like #4 it: Is this real?

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13. BlackNinjaFSC 5 years ago

You are a wanker...Guaranteed!

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14. stepanstas 5 years ago

I thought it was stupid at first (considering the amount of years he spent on it) but no lie I would not throw that out. I have have trouble knowing where to put it, but I wouldn't throw it out.

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15. asemanden 5 years ago

The uploader must be in family with this guy to put the video in the awesome category...

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16. mvanveen81 5 years ago

25 years to design a black card with his own ugly face on it ...

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17. Zmagec 5 years ago

25 years to design this ? heh.. so actually he looks like he is old around 40 .. so he started to make this card at the age of 15.. how could he know what bussiness would he be in. >.< TIME TRAVELING! HAXOR

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19. joker1535 5 years ago

I make my own business cards and my company is blooming. People dont give a damn about your cards, they care about your service and product. I guess it will take this guy another 25 years to figure that out.

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20. Urmensch 5 years ago

"Life is not about being liked, it's about being effective."

What if, as with this muppet, you're neither?

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21. spla300 5 years ago

big enough if ur in need of toilet paper >:)

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22. joka232 5 years ago

baah just use it as a coaster !!

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23. Zmagec 5 years ago

25 years to design this ? heh.. so actually he looks like he is old around 40 .. so he started to make this card at the age of 15.. how could he know what bussiness would he be in. >.< TIME TRAVELING! HAXOR

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24. kainim 5 years ago

his business card is gay it doesn't fit anywhere so you cant put it away easily, you can't see directly what it is about...

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25. archikarki 5 years ago

25yrs to design a card...i know where its going...into the bin....

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26. antifolklore 5 years ago

biggest douche in the universe!

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27. kutless429 5 years ago

i design business cards, i should so hire this guy... lol he's very self centered but it's so fun to hear...

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28. noogin 5 years ago

i guarantee my fist in your face asswipe

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29. JimDunlop 5 years ago

Man, hook line and sinker, all of you. This guy is taking the piss! It's fuggin' hilarious! If you think it's real, man -- I got a great deal on some prime real estate in the Florida Everglades you might be interested in too! :D

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30. eNdEmiOn06463 5 years ago

Looks like a children's pop-up booklet to me. Guess he has a really small dick or something.

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31. deepster 5 years ago

Reminds me of David Brent from The Office.

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32. angrytattedguy 5 years ago

So basically your saying "here you throw this away" wtf honestly it wont fit in your wallet so the first place it'll go is out of my hand and into the garbage. What a tool.

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33. yodakiller 5 years ago

Aww its like he never kindergarten. He still loves his pop-up books lol what a douche.

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34. KaiksKan 4 years ago

25 years to design? Wasn't cocaine really big in the US about 25 years ago? I guess he never got over it.

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35. captain_obvious 2 years ago

hehe 25 years trown away by the internet. who usses cards nowwa days