Bored flight attendant

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1. Chivas 4 years ago

Please guys, could somebody transcript whathe says, it sounds fun, but he speaks so fast, and i dont speak english that well

Thanks

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5. KOOLWHIP510 4 years ago

SOUTHWEST used to be famous for their in-flight humor. The captains used to crack jokes over the intercom while in flight. Flying from S.F. to L.A. we were coming in on the final approach which goes over a tiny, small bit of the pacific, (the right wing was over water), and the captain comes on and says "Attention passengers, if you look out the windows on the right side of the plane, you can see the sun setting over the pacific. I would like to take this opportunity to inform you once again that your seat cushions may double as flotation devices. Thank You for flying southwest and have a great day. As the words "have a great day" came over the intercom, the plane banked hard left for approach. Everyone screamed then started laughing. That was the first time I had ever been in a plane, I was pissed. But I got over it.

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7. cool_soft_n_kind 4 years ago

Wouldn't it be nice if you had written the text version and helped the fella' understand instead of posting...

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Posted by SixaxisDualshock
You don't need to speak English to understand English..
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Nasal English really is a bit hard to understand unless you are used to speaking through you nose.

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9. jupyter_flew 3 years ago

we do have seatbelts they're not as dangerous as they look (?)
they should be worn like j.lo's pants - low and tight across the hips at any time you are seated
if you don't like our service, the flight gets too long, we have 6 emergency exits: 2 forward exit doors, 2 over wing window exits
and 2 rear exit doors. signs overhead, and lights on the floor, lead to those exits
in your seatback pocket this beautifully illustrated multi colored safety information card you may notice (?), but
in case of a water evacuation we have hidden under each and every seat of this plane a beautiful yellow life vest
please only remove that vest when told to do so. to remove it, pull down on the red tab on the container under your seat, open the container, take out the pouch, take out the vest, put it over your head. already you look beautifully fashionable.
however to accentuate your waist, wrap that black strap around it buckle and (?) inflate the vest by blowing into the tube at your shoulder or pulling down at the tab in front. andrea and barbara are coming through the cabin now to check that your seatbelts are fastened and your shoes match your outfit. your seat backs and tray tables are raised to their most uncomfortable full upright locked position, all your carry on items are stuffed, crammed, shoved, pushed, smooshed all the way under the seat in front of you leaving the area around your feet clear. this is again a non-whining, non-complaining, non-smoking flight. smoking is never permitted on board an aircraft. federal law prohibits tampering with, disabling or destroying any aircraft lavatory smoke detector. federal aviation regulations require passenger compliance with lighted passenger information signs, posted placards, and crew members instructions regarding seatbelts and smoking. although we never anticipate a change in cabin pressure, should one occur, 4 beautiful golden and (?) buttercup look alike designer oxygen masks will magically appear from secret hidden compartments above your head.
when that happens, immediately stop screaming, let go of your neighbor. pull down one of those masks until the plastic tubing is fully extended. insert a quarter for every minute of oxygen. although the bag on your mask may not inflate your neighbor's will, both of you will be receiving oxygen. you may secure the mask with the elastic strap. if you're travelling with anyone needing special assistance - child, untrained husband, anyone not paying attention to us right now, make sure to secure your own mask first. that's it for the do's and don'ts. sit back, relax, or lean forward all twisted up, the choice is really yours. we're going to be a little bit fast, but we are scheduled for a leisurely 3 hours and 50 minutes, all the way gate to gate, from here to chicago midway. welcome aboard.