"I have three PS3s"
Also, I have this cake.
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2 Posted 752 days ago by eromes19
you are a loser. only someone who is a virgin would do some ridiculous video like that. i now feel dumber for watching that video. at no time did you make a reasonable point in that video besides you have three. congratulations, you own three consoles that are absolutely brutal. that ps3 sucks balls. you are bragging about getting ripped off, nice one. i hope you didnt spend all your money on those consoles, maybe you can buy a clue in the video game world. may god have mercy on your soul.
3 Posted 752 days ago by SixaxisDualshock
OK, I try to stay objective everywhere I surf, but dude.. 
I maybe only have one PS3, but at least I have a fiancée, a god job and a nice car. 
4 Posted 752 days ago by osmark90
Hahahaha, damn right you are! And having three nipples of my own I feel like I can enjoy them as much as you enjoy your 3 PS3s, after all three is the magic number.
Hooray for us!
5 Posted 752 days ago by osmark90
btw someone who has a cake can't be a virgin... that's fools reasoning!!! With 3 PS3s and that cake he has the sex appeal of an ox... an ox content with his paycheck.
7 Posted 752 days ago by FreDDy
Haha all you ps3 haters... don't let this boil your blood, he has 3 ps3's... whoopdeedoo. PS3 ain't that bad anyways. but three?
8 Posted 751 days ago by scouse1
i hope u liked getting ripped off with ur 3 ps3's so stick ur cake and ur 3 ps3's were the sun dont shine u boring, lack of sex appeal nerd. i bet he has a cast on from masterbating too much.
9 Posted 751 days ago by demonking
WHAT A NOB!!!! So f%#@ing what, I drive a Saab 9000CDE, a wife and 3 kids, does that make me a better man? Get a Life......
10 Posted 751 days ago by Splat
What's up with all of you guys taking this so seriously?
I mean.. yeah, it wasn't all that funny because it was a bit redundant after about a minute... but getting all butthurt about it and starting to list reasons why you're better than him despite him having three PS3's?
Wow... just, wow.
11 Posted 751 days ago by x3style
Lawl ya morrons ya didnt even get the point of this video.
=))))
Its a joke!
3 PS3's!!!! That's so hilarious!
Some of ya guys have yer E-Peen larger then your sense of humour.
12 Posted 751 days ago by mr_spangles
OMG @9 and your Saab 9000CDE! I have a 10 inch penis, so I win!
14 Posted 750 days ago by missybo
he has 3 playstations ,3 playstations ,3 playstations. he needs 1 life
15 Posted 750 days ago by DANNY_ROMAN
Ive never in all my life seen an ass hole like this? where did he come from? what an ungratefull tw@t.
he may have 3 pS3 but no life the geeky little shit bag. I hope he reads this and thinks i have 3 options 1 look at all the bad comments about me!!! 2 turn the PC off and go kill my self as no one likes me!!! 3 FUCK OFF! and i will leave you with something to think of... im going to hunt you down and smash all 3
16 Posted 750 days ago by Paul1968
A PS3 = $600
3 PS3's = $1800
a beautiful wife and a loving family = PRICELESS
18 Posted 749 days ago by CadpigLover
I hope your hand will not heal and will be amputated and you cannot play your PS3
21 Posted 746 days ago by czarnian
obviously, you have:
- no girlfriend
- no dog or cat
- no peanut butter ( or cat or dog to go with the lickin')
- no car
- no self respect
- no life outside your cubicle
- no taste for decoration
- caffeine inmunity
- mythosis-like reproduction abilities
- aquaphobia
- absolutely no fighting skills
- definetly a gay friend
...and 3 PS3's
(that you'll be paying in your AMEX for the next 12 years)
cheers to the PS1 DualShock!!!
best console ever!!
22 Posted 741 days ago by vlad
hes married to them ps3 guy needs a woman but dont think any women would want him .. also think he went crazy... no humor
23 Posted 740 days ago by phucmaster
I laughed at the cake part. Pretty funny, but I bet when he made this, he didn't realize that the PS3 was going to be the least desirable console of the season.
25 Posted 733 days ago by tretle
The people commenting here have no sense of humor... Not the greatest video but he was obviously taking the piss. He probably lives with flatmate's who also own ps3's which would explain why he has three ps3's.
26 Posted 729 days ago by eternalw
LAWL
Nice acting I don't now how he can say such stupidities. and I don't want is PS3s nor is shit taste looking cake.
geatfully if it's not some acting he kinda looks like he enjoy living in his world... and its not really funny...
27 Posted 725 days ago by solo
hahahahahahahahahhahahah this is the sh!t most of u should just chill the f..kout...cause this guy is having ablast.... hahahahahaahah hilarious sh!t......hahahahah omg...this is off the hook men...."i have two nippels...but...i have three ps3's..." hahahahahah
28 Posted 721 days ago by Noobeater
Haha! That guy so owns all of you losers with no, one or only two ps3's.
I ofcourse.......have three ps3's.
I also have this cake.
29 Posted 718 days ago by luca
where do I get a refund for the last 3 minutes of my life and all the brain cells this video just killed?
33 Posted 704 days ago by griffin831
funny that even though this guy sucks, hes more famous than any of you.
34 Posted 695 days ago by bananawoman
HAHAAAAAAA- you guys have NO SENSE OF HUMOUR/IRONY/INTELLIGENCE!!!!!
35 Posted 671 days ago by smartpatrol
I have a PS1 a PS@ and a PSP no PS# no cake and 2 nipples
I think I will kill myself
Great Vid LOL
36 Posted 666 days ago by yourmum
This guy rocks!
What's even funnier than the video is all the comments by wankers who didn't get the joke and got all upset.
Are there really that many stupid people out there?
Yes, there are. 
37 Posted 661 days ago by snowblazer12
for all those ppl calling him a virgin.
wow you guys are smart
does it look like he even came close to losing his virginity
thought he even had cyber sex
well maybe with him self =/
38 Posted 661 days ago by snowblazer12
also he has to buy three time the amount of the game so like a call of duty game that is 60$ maybe multiply that by 3 and he spent 180$ on games =/ half an xbox there haha
39 Posted 639 days ago by Bahamaut
Awesome video. Guess u make a lot of no lifers, fat bastards, gankers, zitters very very mad 
43 Posted 584 days ago by mice
he has 3 ps3... and i have 3 dick for him. one to his ass in the bathroom, one to his mouth in the dining room, and one to his mother in the bedroom...
oh, what a bad guy i am...
44 Posted 560 days ago by DigitNSM
i hate this guy, he isnt cool. i doubt he's ever had a girlfriend. someone needs to make a video: "I have 3 girlfriends. I have 0 PS3s. You have 0 girlfriends. You have 3 PS3s. Who is having more fun?"
45 Posted 531 days ago by DeLiero
oh come on people don't take it that personal I do want a PS3, and I don't have a PS3, and he does have a PS3, three of them....but still I laughed my ass off because it's well made video 
loved the cake comparison
Besides, don't you think it's possible that the video is made as a joke? for those who really are jealous to the idea of someone having 3 PS3's like you x)
As "yourmum" said
GREAT VID!!
49 Posted 420 days ago by ArmlessSoldier
no way u have 3 ps3? oh well i prefer the xbox 360 anyways LOL
51 Posted 338 days ago by vgsr
Sarcasm is the greatest form of humor in this world. And actually everybody saying "loser" "prick" or whatever, simply didnt get it.
52 Posted 316 days ago by BelgianEvo
Now some decent kitchen furniture and you can cook a nice meal for your imaginary girlfriend :-D
p.s. : Nice movie (great sarcasm
(43 votes)
1 Posted 752 days ago by XXgr33n
You are such a loser.. i have a ps3.. and im bored with it..
if anyone wants to buy it i will sell it for $500 its a 60GB, have 2 wireless Controllers, Bluetooth Head set and Raibnow six Vegas..
one controller is still in original packaging..
BTW LOSER get a girl....