"I have three PS3s"

Also, I have this cake.

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You are such a loser.. i have a ps3.. and im bored with it..
if anyone wants to buy it i will sell it for $500 its a 60GB, have 2 wireless Controllers, Bluetooth Head set and Raibnow six Vegas..
one controller is still in original packaging..

BTW LOSER get a girl....

2. eromes19 4 years ago

you are a loser. only someone who is a virgin would do some ridiculous video like that. i now feel dumber for watching that video. at no time did you make a reasonable point in that video besides you have three. congratulations, you own three consoles that are absolutely brutal. that ps3 sucks balls. you are bragging about getting ripped off, nice one. i hope you didnt spend all your money on those consoles, maybe you can buy a clue in the video game world. may god have mercy on your soul.

3. SixaxisDualshock 4 years ago

OK, I try to stay objective everywhere I surf, but dude..

I maybe only have one PS3, but at least I have a fiancée, a god job and a nice car.

4. osmark90 4 years ago

Hahahaha, damn right you are! And having three nipples of my own I feel like I can enjoy them as much as you enjoy your 3 PS3s, after all three is the magic number.
Hooray for us!

5. osmark90 4 years ago

btw someone who has a cake can't be a virgin... that's fools reasoning!!! With 3 PS3s and that cake he has the sex appeal of an ox... an ox content with his paycheck.

6. Rinaldo 4 years ago

hahaha

7. FreDDy 4 years ago

Haha all you ps3 haters... don't let this boil your blood, he has 3 ps3's... whoopdeedoo. PS3 ain't that bad anyways. but three?

8. scouse1 4 years ago

i hope u liked getting ripped off with ur 3 ps3's so stick ur cake and ur 3 ps3's were the sun dont shine u boring, lack of sex appeal nerd. i bet he has a cast on from masterbating too much.

9. demonking 4 years ago

WHAT A NOB!!!! So f%#@ing what, I drive a Saab 9000CDE, a wife and 3 kids, does that make me a better man? Get a Life......

10. Splat 4 years ago

What's up with all of you guys taking this so seriously?

I mean.. yeah, it wasn't all that funny because it was a bit redundant after about a minute... but getting all butthurt about it and starting to list reasons why you're better than him despite him having three PS3's?

Wow... just, wow.

11. x3style 4 years ago

Lawl ya morrons ya didnt even get the point of this video.
=))))
Its a joke!
3 PS3's!!!! That's so hilarious!
Some of ya guys have yer E-Peen larger then your sense of humour.

12. mr_spangles 4 years ago

OMG @9 and your Saab 9000CDE! I have a 10 inch penis, so I win!

13. scouse1 4 years ago

neva wot the fu@kr u on shut up x3style

14. missybo 4 years ago

he has 3 playstations ,3 playstations ,3 playstations. he needs 1 life

15. DANNY_ROMAN 4 years ago

Ive never in all my life seen an ass hole like this? where did he come from? what an ungratefull tw@t.
he may have 3 pS3 but no life the geeky little shit bag. I hope he reads this and thinks i have 3 options 1 look at all the bad comments about me!!! 2 turn the PC off and go kill my self as no one likes me!!! 3 FUCK OFF! and i will leave you with something to think of... im going to hunt you down and smash all 3

16. Paul1968 4 years ago

A PS3 = $600
3 PS3's = $1800
a beautiful wife and a loving family = PRICELESS

17. voodoochannel 4 years ago

why so angry, go for a walk or something jesus.

18. CadpigLover 4 years ago

I hope your hand will not heal and will be amputated and you cannot play your PS3

19. jypny3 4 years ago

this is funny

20. Hellblazer112 4 years ago

Thats somewhat funny but he is a douche-bag. 'nuff said.

21. czarnian 4 years ago

obviously, you have:

- no girlfriend
- no dog or cat
- no peanut butter ( or cat or dog to go with the lickin')
- no car
- no self respect
- no life outside your cubicle
- no taste for decoration
- caffeine inmunity
- mythosis-like reproduction abilities
- aquaphobia
- absolutely no fighting skills
- definetly a gay friend

...and 3 PS3's
(that you'll be paying in your AMEX for the next 12 years)

cheers to the PS1 DualShock!!!
best console ever!!

22. vlad 4 years ago

hes married to them ps3 guy needs a woman but dont think any women would want him .. also think he went crazy... no humor

23. phucmaster 4 years ago

I laughed at the cake part. Pretty funny, but I bet when he made this, he didn't realize that the PS3 was going to be the least desirable console of the season.

24. foobarbaz 4 years ago

I laughed more than 3 times.

Hillarious!

25. tretle 4 years ago

The people commenting here have no sense of humor... Not the greatest video but he was obviously taking the piss. He probably lives with flatmate's who also own ps3's which would explain why he has three ps3's.

26. eternalw 4 years ago

LAWL
Nice acting I don't now how he can say such stupidities. and I don't want is PS3s nor is shit taste looking cake.
geatfully if it's not some acting he kinda looks like he enjoy living in his world... and its not really funny...

27. solo 4 years ago

hahahahahahahahahhahahah this is the sh!t most of u should just chill the f..kout...cause this guy is having ablast.... hahahahahaahah hilarious sh!t......hahahahah omg...this is off the hook men...."i have two nippels...but...i have three ps3's..." hahahahahah

28. Noobeater 4 years ago

Haha! That guy so owns all of you losers with no, one or only two ps3's.

I ofcourse.......have three ps3's.

I also have this cake.

29. luca 4 years ago

where do I get a refund for the last 3 minutes of my life and all the brain cells this video just killed?

30. codybasham 4 years ago

luca if you find out let me know

31. ohayitsme 4 years ago

...i thought it was funny...for i, too, have 3 ps3s

32. dominions 4 years ago

eeew what a pathetic video.

33. griffin831 4 years ago

funny that even though this guy sucks, hes more famous than any of you.

34. bananawoman 4 years ago

HAHAAAAAAA- you guys have NO SENSE OF HUMOUR/IRONY/INTELLIGENCE!!!!!

35. smartpatrol 4 years ago

I have a PS1 a PS@ and a PSP no PS# no cake and 2 nipples

I think I will kill myself

Great Vid LOL

36. yourmum 4 years ago

This guy rocks!
What's even funnier than the video is all the comments by wankers who didn't get the joke and got all upset.

Are there really that many stupid people out there?

Yes, there are.

37. snowblazer12 4 years ago

for all those ppl calling him a virgin.
wow you guys are smart
does it look like he even came close to losing his virginity
thought he even had cyber sex
well maybe with him self =/

38. snowblazer12 4 years ago

also he has to buy three time the amount of the game so like a call of duty game that is 60$ maybe multiply that by 3 and he spent 180$ on games =/ half an xbox there haha

39. Bahamaut 4 years ago

Awesome video. Guess u make a lot of no lifers, fat bastards, gankers, zitters very very mad

40. OnetimeX 4 years ago

Smug prick

41. lilone2001 4 years ago

Two words, PATHETIC LOOSER!!!!!

42. Nutsicle 4 years ago

He is the *John Holmes* of PS3's. I bet his Nutsicles itch.

43. mice 4 years ago

he has 3 ps3... and i have 3 dick for him. one to his ass in the bathroom, one to his mouth in the dining room, and one to his mother in the bedroom...
oh, what a bad guy i am...

44. DigitNSM 4 years ago

i hate this guy, he isnt cool. i doubt he's ever had a girlfriend. someone needs to make a video: "I have 3 girlfriends. I have 0 PS3s. You have 0 girlfriends. You have 3 PS3s. Who is having more fun?"

45. DeLiero 4 years ago

oh come on people don't take it that personal I do want a PS3, and I don't have a PS3, and he does have a PS3, three of them....but still I laughed my ass off because it's well made video loved the cake comparison
Besides, don't you think it's possible that the video is made as a joke? for those who really are jealous to the idea of someone having 3 PS3's like you x)
As "yourmum" said

GREAT VID!!