The woman language translator

Can't understand the opposite gender? Try this!

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1. Reverend 1 year ago

I need one of these.

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2. elchupacabra 1 year ago

this has to be fake! technology has developed amazingly over the past years but it's not even close to understanding women. :|

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3. Break-a-leg 1 year ago

#2,

Of course it's fake, there is no such thing as "Femlogic"

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4. Kinslayer 1 year ago

where can I order that?

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5. Snijdertje 1 year ago

#2,
it's under parodies it have to be fake

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6. Strychnine 1 year ago

I want one with Mr.T's voice. "i pitty the fool who leaves the toilet seat up!" :D

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7. OMGkungfu 1 year ago

its more likely to invent time travel... then to understand a woman

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8. irishgek 1 year ago

Jesus who ever voted number #2 down , Do you not know sarcasm when you see it ... I do not know any sane person who would not understand this is a joke !

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9. dredawg 1 year ago

If thats not already an APP, it needs to be.

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10. makbeth 1 year ago

Its not what they say that matters, its not even what they mean that matters. Women have the ability to change their minds about what they ment later :D

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11. elchupacabra 1 year ago

#8 Well.. there are also women-users on snotr. :D

PS: I will explain why this technology can't exist for those who are still skeptical: this would have been built by smart scientist who had to have been men, because why would women want to build something like this ? So, in order to program this machine they had to understand women in the first place, which we know it's impossible. So there, q.e.d. !

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12. imagic 1 year ago

i know couples ho defenately need 2 of these !

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13. BalboaCZ 1 year ago

Does this sound like cookie monster to anyone else? Listen at 1:45

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14. Sizzlik (admin) 1 year ago

Ha..i got one. Its my girls gay friend..he always translates for me =)

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15. shayangx 1 year ago

I lol everytime at the end: I pity the fool who leave the toilet seat up!

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16. 876487098 1 year ago

I get annoyed with my wife because she always leaves the toilet seat down.

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17. JerryD 1 year ago

#14 ... A brilliant exellent idea! :D - Hey you guys! Get yourself a gay friend, life will be so much better! :D :D

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18. richardleed 1 year ago

Obviously the address is a fake.

But seriously. I want to buy one.

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19. kutsuke 1 year ago

Girls have two options - tell me what they actually mean or gtfo.

It is selfish to encode emotions and expect someone to decode them.
It is selfish to share problems you don't want solved with a someone who is willing to solve them at any cost to self.
It is selfish to set traps designed to cause either person to get hurt so that the suffering is then used in an attempt to manipulate your partner.
It is selfish to demand proper consideration for something a person doesn't properly share, especially when the person making the demand isn't properly considerate or respectful.

Good luck to the guys and girls who can't agree with me.

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20. filter 1 year ago

#19 Good luck to you and your hand.

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21. Coresi 1 year ago

one word: genius :D