The Perfect Birthday Present
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yeah right, 
"is just you and me for next 30 years" and maybe few of your friends, and that cute neighbour, and...
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5. datastreamdude 1 year ago
3. leonPSP..
after banging her for 10-20 years mate, you would have plenty to moan about, lol.
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#4 do you think that she isn't hot or what? are you only dating models or you don't date at all because i wouldn't mind knocking her.
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13. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Voutelamberopipi 1 year ago
#11 is an absolute virgin.
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14. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ughlah 1 year ago
#13 maybe you are into shemales, cause this "girl" looks like a guy with a wig and fake breasts.
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#13 appears to have problems dealing with people who have strong opinions regarding women. This is probably a result of his insecurity, immaturity and general lack of experience with the opposite sex. It's a well-known fact that young boys, their bodies bursting with hormones, are desperate to jump just about anything that even remotely resembles a female. Maybe he even fancies his own mommy. LOL. 
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#15 what about insecure dickheads who start flame wars on internet forums to reaffirm their own masculinity?
Yes...
You... 
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17. Comment rated too low. Show this comment 876487098 1 year ago
Hmmm is that you FatHorse?
Here are some of your words of wisdom:
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"You both realize that all your Human being evaluation criterias are based on money? That's kind of sad..."
"you CAN'T get it from vaccination... Vaccines are inactive...."
"you are one sad and cynical person... and maybe a little ignorant too..."
"I really do hope it's a female because I've been watching ladybug porn for years..."
"I'm pretty sure your baby has Parkinson disease!"
"If you don't like documentaries, just don't watch them morons!"
"the only thing that could would be if we took the actors and burned them alive..."
"I MUST be an idiot... Please fuck my mom so I can get a smarter brother as soon as possible...!"
"I tried bumping an alpha-male for money but he beat me to death..."
"when I saw that sexy black dog, I sprayed my pants...!!!"
"Usually I shit on those idiotic self-loving morons..."
"What kind of stupid idiotic bitches even do that? Oh wait that's my daughters..."
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Oh deary me Fathorse. 
I feel sorry for your daughters. And as for you... What about opinionated witless idiots who just don't know when to STFU?
BTW have you figured out what irony is yet? LOL.
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#14 actually she has played a transgender man>lady in the IT Crowd S03E04. Douglas Reynholm dates her thinking she says "I'm from Iran" instead of "I'm a man". Fcken hilarious! I agree she's hot though when playing a her
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20. Voutelamberopipi 1 year ago
#15 Don't get me wrong, I found my soulmate 3 years ago - but saying you wouldn't do this chick... still think you are an absolute virgin. I nailed it didn't I?
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21. Comment rated too low. Show this comment 876487098 1 year ago
#20. Nailed it? Sorry to shatter your carefully constructed self-image, but I think it's unlikely you've ever nailed anybody, and that's what makes your accusations so amusing.
But anyway, I am pleased to hear that you've found your soulmate. That's great news. I hear that Labradors can be so affectionate. LOL.
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22. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Voutelamberopipi 1 year ago
#21 I didn't accuse you of anything, I simply noticed that you are an absolute virgin. That's what teens usually do, they have the false sense of women perfection.
PS: Labradors can indeed be very affectionate - just hope you didn't find out for the wrong reasons
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#22. You'll know more about teens than I do, which explains why you feel compelled to project your own inadequacies upon others - Maybe 'you're' the absolute virgin? Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. Oh and thanks for confirming what I'd only heard about Labradors. I'm sure you'll both be very happy.
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1. Scipio 1 year ago
The human brain can decieve us in the most cruel ways.