How to make a good Sammich

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1. Spedner 2 years ago

How to spell 'sandwich'.

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2. chrysbbb 2 years ago

My favorite episode. i love the spinning lettuce in a sock part

3. gringo 2 years ago

I actually thought he's gonna bite that sandwich

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4. Comment rated too low. Show this comment banzemanga 2 years ago

#1 This is how you translate it.
s-s
a-a
n-(combine nn into a single letter)
d-(delete)
w-upside-down
i-i
t-t
c-c
h-h

5. Spedner 2 years ago

#4. No 't'.

6. cretia 2 years ago

#4
What to do if you encounter a Sandwich

1. Well, if you like them, eat it.
2. If you don't, maybe you should give it to one of your friends.
3. Wonder why we're talking about this.
4. If all else fails, Call Herman Li
5. Buy a decent Elixer.

What to do if you encounter a SandwiTch with a T

1. Run around in a quick dangerous panic!
2. Use some cheap RPG attack that will vaporize them immediately. Most effective one was the famed "Summon Griffin", but this has now been disputed.
3. Cover yourself in Honey. Sandwitches really dislike it. They'll still eat you, but it will be unpleasant for them.
4. Call the authorities. (Most likely they'll think that your call is a false alarm and that you're insane, to be scared of what seems to be a sandwich.)
5. Contact your friends. Make sure they aren't sandwitches either. If they aren't "insane" too, they'll probably think that you are too. They can *ahem* "help" too...
6. Use Anti-commas. These bad boys can blow up anything (including yourself).
7. Grues. Although the Grue will probably eat you, the Sandwitch won't.
8. Steve Ballmer. He's sworn to Fucking-Kill all Sandwitches, but first make sure he hasn't vowed to Fucking-Kill you too.
9. Chuck Norris. He'll be proper Sandwitch bait while you haul the f**k out of there.(but then kill you for trying to fool Chuck Norris)
10. Call The A-Team.
11. Feed it a gyro. Gyros are like the Antisandwitch. If a Sandwitch ingests a gyro it will spontaneously implode forming a momentary black hole (be sure you dont get sucked into the affore mentioned black hole because that would be unplesant). If you dont have a gyro on hand, well, it sucks to be you.