The Roast of Charlie Sheen - Charlie's Speech
This is part of Comedy Central's Roast of Charlie Sheen. This is the last scene where Charlie makes his Speech.
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2. MazdaMadsen commented 12 years ago
I liked him better in Top Gun.
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3. Burimi commented 12 years ago
Hot Shots, 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkqpcmqSVI0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=Gox6mPaJ17c
Here’s the Top 8 most brutal jokes from Charlie Sheen’s roast (at least, among those we can print):
1. “You’re just like Bruce Willis — you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.” — Amy Schumer
2. “If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. The only time your kids get to see you is in reruns — don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?” — Jeffrey Ross
3. “Brooke Mueller is not very bright unless Charlie throws a lamp at her. … Mike Tyson, your opponents spent more time bleeding in the corner than Charlie’s ex wives.” — Jeffrey Ross
4. “The only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates Michael J. Fox.” — Anthony Jeselnik
5. “Charlie still hasn’t hit rock bottom. He’s looking forward to it though, because he thinks there’s a rock there.” — Steve-O
6. “You dropped out of school faster than Casey Anthony’s kid.” — Anthony Jeselnik
7. “It’s amazing — after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.” — Kate Walsh
8. “Charlie, you claim to have ‘tiger blood,’ but after all the porn stars you’ve [had sex with], it’s probably Tiger Woods’ blood.” — Seth MacFarlane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkqpcmqSVI0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=Gox6mPaJ17c
Here’s the Top 8 most brutal jokes from Charlie Sheen’s roast (at least, among those we can print):
1. “You’re just like Bruce Willis — you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.” — Amy Schumer
2. “If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. The only time your kids get to see you is in reruns — don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?” — Jeffrey Ross
3. “Brooke Mueller is not very bright unless Charlie throws a lamp at her. … Mike Tyson, your opponents spent more time bleeding in the corner than Charlie’s ex wives.” — Jeffrey Ross
4. “The only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates Michael J. Fox.” — Anthony Jeselnik
5. “Charlie still hasn’t hit rock bottom. He’s looking forward to it though, because he thinks there’s a rock there.” — Steve-O
6. “You dropped out of school faster than Casey Anthony’s kid.” — Anthony Jeselnik
7. “It’s amazing — after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.” — Kate Walsh
8. “Charlie, you claim to have ‘tiger blood,’ but after all the porn stars you’ve [had sex with], it’s probably Tiger Woods’ blood.” — Seth MacFarlane
still great actor 
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11. WorldChampion commented 12 years ago
In his defense... at least for Hollywood style he does not try to hide what he does.
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12. neversaynever commented 12 years ago
he don't give a sh*t and i respect him! 
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15. BrahmaBull commented 12 years ago
#2 I assume that was a joke since he wasn't in Top Gun
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Published: 12 years ago
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+8 1. Ganjabus commented 12 years ago