The Roast of Charlie Sheen - Charlie's Speech

This is part of Comedy Central's Roast of Charlie Sheen. This is the last scene where Charlie makes his Speech.

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1. Ganjabus 155 days ago

Wow he is cocky

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2. MazdaMadsen 155 days ago

I liked him better in Top Gun.

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3. Burimi 155 days ago

Hot Shots, :D :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkqpcmqSVI0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=Gox6mPaJ17c

Here’s the Top 8 most brutal jokes from Charlie Sheen’s roast (at least, among those we can print):

1. “You’re just like Bruce Willis — you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.” — Amy Schumer
2. “If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. The only time your kids get to see you is in reruns — don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?” — Jeffrey Ross
3. “Brooke Mueller is not very bright unless Charlie throws a lamp at her. … Mike Tyson, your opponents spent more time bleeding in the corner than Charlie’s ex wives.” — Jeffrey Ross
4. “The only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates Michael J. Fox.” — Anthony Jeselnik
5. “Charlie still hasn’t hit rock bottom. He’s looking forward to it though, because he thinks there’s a rock there.” — Steve-O
6. “You dropped out of school faster than Casey Anthony’s kid.” — Anthony Jeselnik
7. “It’s amazing — after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.” — Kate Walsh
8. “Charlie, you claim to have ‘tiger blood,’ but after all the porn stars you’ve [had sex with], it’s probably Tiger Woods’ blood.” — Seth MacFarlane

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4. Sramos 155 days ago

i really don't understand this insulting type of humour, this is too much...like he said, they know him on the Mars...what dickhead he is :P still great actor :)

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5. rootkit 155 days ago

I've seen "The Roast of Charlie Sheen" completely, I can only recommend it to all of you. :)

#3 Once you see the episode fully, you will see how insulting the guests of this show are. ;)

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6. zaltysss 155 days ago

i had watched the whole show, it was really good :)

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7. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BiMezo 155 days ago

Do those people even know what an honor is?

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8. Sizzlik (admin) 155 days ago

I like charlies real name :) Carlos Irwin Estévez ..sounds like a drug boss

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9. sux2bu 155 days ago

#8 Then the name fits!

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10. Mafu 155 days ago

strong humor but some parts are quite funny :D

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11. WorldChampion 155 days ago

In his defense... at least for Hollywood style he does not try to hide what he does.

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12. neversaynever 155 days ago

he don't give a sh*t and i respect him! >:)

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13. Chogath 155 days ago

Sex Drugs and Charlie Sheen! REspeCT
>:)

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14. 210 155 days ago

So much truth in a video, who can stand this?

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15. BrahmaBull 154 days ago

#2 I assume that was a joke since he wasn't in Top Gun

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16. sx-64 153 days ago

@2 Not "Top Gun", but the parody: Hot Shots.

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17. TYCNBOSS 149 days ago

WINNING! :D :D :D :D :D