Things you don't say to your wife song
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4. stevend1711 1 year ago
Another thing you don't say to your wife: "Don't worry so much about getting old dear, I married you for your personality, not your looks" 
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Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end?
That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend 
And where'd you get those shoes? I think they're pretty lame
Would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the game
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife 
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
I didn't ask you 'cause I knew it'd be OK
Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show
I taped it over our old wedding video
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife
Your cooking is OK but not like mother makes
The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake 
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill?
Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife
If your a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife
These are the things you don't say to your wife
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8. cyberdevil 1 year ago
Haha, so true!
Btw, for those who don't know the melody is from Greenday's 'Time of your life'.
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A Husband & Wife Were
Arguing Over Some Issue.
After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said:
"Tell Me Dear ,
Do You Want To Win 
OR
Do You Want To Be Happy . . ?
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1. nokster 1 year ago
Ohhh this brings back memories!! I saw this video a LONG time ago!!!
Best part .... SOLO...OK!!!