Working With Bears
People who liked this video also liked
Comments
16 comments posted so far. Login to add a comment.
37
2. pyr0 commented 12 years ago
A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
'What are you going to do?', the homeowner asks.
'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.'
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
'What's the shotgun for?' asks the homeowner.
'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.'
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
'What are you going to do?', the homeowner asks.
'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.'
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
'What's the shotgun for?' asks the homeowner.
'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.'
27
3. Break-a-leg commented 12 years ago
Damn, those tables can sure bear a lot of weight.
16
Comment rated too low. Show this comment
4. Godhatesfags commented 12 years ago
Thank God for that,a video of interest,after falling asleep watching a stationary jet blown about in the wind.
54
9. loadrunner commented 12 years ago
The bear is as tame as my cat. When satisfied, and a full stomache, you can lift her as a baby, and it falls asleep, then you put her on her pillow. But sometimes, you try to lift the cat. she bites you and scratches you, starts meowing, because she wants to play. no blame to the cat.
But if a bear wants to play and bites you and sctatsches you. it would be a bad day.
I want to give this brown bear in the blue house a hug
But if a bear wants to play and bites you and sctatsches you. it would be a bad day.
I want to give this brown bear in the blue house a hug
32
10. cyberdevil commented 12 years ago
I'm amazed that table can bear the weight.
67
16. sux2bu commented 12 years ago
#12 "so why shouldnt a bear be nice too if treated right?" How about because bears have never been domesticated like dogs have been for hundreds of years. A well fed bear that is treated well is still a danger to humans and you might never know what set him off if he decides to eat you. Browns and Grizzlies like to start by ripping open your guts to eat the tasty organs first,even though you might still be conscious. They can't help it, it's just in their nature.
+26 1. nakama7777 commented 12 years ago