lol, how awesome is that?!

A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

'What are you going to do?', the homeowner asks.

'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.'

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

'What's the shotgun for?' asks the homeowner.

'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.'

Damn, those tables can sure bear a lot of weight.

Balls of Steel

They also may get a BIG Bear hug at the end of the day.....

Someday I would love to pet a bear like that...wouldn't you?

Who is the boss?

The bear is as tame as my cat. When satisfied, and a full stomache, you can lift her as a baby, and it falls asleep, then you put her on her pillow. But sometimes, you try to lift the cat. she bites you and scratches you, starts meowing, because she wants to play. no blame to the cat.

But if a bear wants to play and bites you and sctatsches you. it would be a bad day.

I want to give this brown bear in the blue house a hug

I'm amazed that table can bear the weight.

Scary stuff considering how dangerous bears can be, even "tamed" ones. Looked like they had teeth and claws as well. Make no mistake a bear will rip you to pieces in the blink of an eye.

hahaha, good old Finland KarhuTv means "BearTv" translated... never heard about this channel, but apparently it is all about bears soo cool! Next thing, they will all sit together in the sauna

they made sooo fat they're so slow...

The younger version of that big bear was seen in a document about the Finnish sauna culture and deep discussions men have when sitting in sauna together.

#12 "so why shouldnt a bear be nice too if treated right?" How about because bears have never been domesticated like dogs have been for hundreds of years. A well fed bear that is treated well is still a danger to humans and you might never know what set him off if he decides to eat you. Browns and Grizzlies like to start by ripping open your guts to eat the tasty organs first,even though you might still be conscious. They can't help it, it's just in their nature.