Spider Cat
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5. WickedOne14 commented 12 years ago
GROSS! DOWN! No poopy cat feet touch my counters. bleh
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6. Godhatesfags commented 12 years ago
Helluva sight more talented than snoop dog.
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8. CommanderSlap commented 12 years ago
That sure is one hygenic kitchen. A cat on top on the fridge and a cat on top of the food preparation surface. Cat spray, cat shit and cat hairs everywhere. Yuk!
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10. LightAng3l commented 12 years ago
#5 and #8 cats are very clean creatures. Cleaner than most humans in fact.
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11. cretia commented 12 years ago
pffftt this cat can fly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbwkhi2P3w8&feature=related
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12. CommanderSlap commented 12 years ago
#10 What an imbecilic statement.
When was the last time you ever saw a cat use a flush toilet and wash its paws afterwards? Cats spray everywhere. Cats lick their arse and then lick everything else. Cats shit in a litter tray and then walk all over the tray full of shit, and THEN walk all over the house, including food work surfaces.
Cats are very clean creatures? Yeah, right.
When was the last time you ever saw a cat use a flush toilet and wash its paws afterwards? Cats spray everywhere. Cats lick their arse and then lick everything else. Cats shit in a litter tray and then walk all over the tray full of shit, and THEN walk all over the house, including food work surfaces.
Cats are very clean creatures? Yeah, right.
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13. LightAng3l commented 12 years ago
#12 You are ignorant.
1. The inside of a human mouth has more bacteria than the bottom of a sewer,
2. When you flush your toilet you get aerosol shit particles on your toothbrush,
3. The parts of the house you touch most often are doorhandles and light switches, cat's are not that tall.
4. The human skin contains a lot of microscopic insects that feed off dead skin and skin secretions.
5. Cats groom themselves every day.
6. I have two cats and none of them walk over their shit, and I never got sick because of them in 14 years.
7. If a cat licks it's wounds they get clean and heal... if a human licks his wound it gets infected...wonder why?
8. Even if your cat is messy, if you feed it and take care of it, there is no reason it's shit should be a biohazard.
1. The inside of a human mouth has more bacteria than the bottom of a sewer,
2. When you flush your toilet you get aerosol shit particles on your toothbrush,
3. The parts of the house you touch most often are doorhandles and light switches, cat's are not that tall.
4. The human skin contains a lot of microscopic insects that feed off dead skin and skin secretions.
5. Cats groom themselves every day.
6. I have two cats and none of them walk over their shit, and I never got sick because of them in 14 years.
7. If a cat licks it's wounds they get clean and heal... if a human licks his wound it gets infected...wonder why?
8. Even if your cat is messy, if you feed it and take care of it, there is no reason it's shit should be a biohazard.
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14. CommanderSlap commented 12 years ago
#13. You are a cat lover, and therefore blind to the true nature of these dirty parasites.
Your 8 points amused me. What a pile of delusional bullshit.
'Cats' grooming' as you call it, includes it licking its own arse, I assume you've seen that? What comes out of a cat's arsehole? Shit? Correct! Next time you kiss and cuddle your cat, you'll be getting a face full of cat shit. Cats don't need to be tall enough to touch door handles, because they can just walk along worktops where food will be prepared and leave their shitty paw prints on it. And yes, cats DO walk in their own shit. I've witnessed it at my friends' houses, they piss and shit in the litter tray, and then walk all over it.
One very good reason why I never eat there any more.
Oh, and your urban myth about cats cleaning and healing their wounds is just hilarious. The last cat I saw ran over, still seemed to die, despite any licking it might have done. Strange that.
Your 8 points amused me. What a pile of delusional bullshit.
'Cats' grooming' as you call it, includes it licking its own arse, I assume you've seen that? What comes out of a cat's arsehole? Shit? Correct! Next time you kiss and cuddle your cat, you'll be getting a face full of cat shit. Cats don't need to be tall enough to touch door handles, because they can just walk along worktops where food will be prepared and leave their shitty paw prints on it. And yes, cats DO walk in their own shit. I've witnessed it at my friends' houses, they piss and shit in the litter tray, and then walk all over it.
One very good reason why I never eat there any more.
Oh, and your urban myth about cats cleaning and healing their wounds is just hilarious. The last cat I saw ran over, still seemed to die, despite any licking it might have done. Strange that.
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15. LightAng3l commented 12 years ago
#14 You hate cats and therefore are blind to the true nature of these animals.
Get yourself a dictionary and learn what the word "parasite" means before you use it... it's not good to use words you don't understand.
By your stupid logic: you wipe your ass don't you? what comes out ? shit... next time you shake hands consider that.
Quote: "The enzyme lysozyme is found in many tissues and is known to attack the cell walls of many gram-positive bacteria, aiding in defense against infection."
Your example of getting hit by a car is a stupid extreme. It's like saying : "Penicillin is not working on the guy that got shoot in the head."
Anyway, I'm done explaining basic common knowledge to a close minded person such as you.... you also seem to have an irrational fear of poo.
By the way: Fecal matter is used to grow your food... you better stop eating.
Get yourself a dictionary and learn what the word "parasite" means before you use it... it's not good to use words you don't understand.
By your stupid logic: you wipe your ass don't you? what comes out ? shit... next time you shake hands consider that.
Quote: "The enzyme lysozyme is found in many tissues and is known to attack the cell walls of many gram-positive bacteria, aiding in defense against infection."
Your example of getting hit by a car is a stupid extreme. It's like saying : "Penicillin is not working on the guy that got shoot in the head."
Anyway, I'm done explaining basic common knowledge to a close minded person such as you.... you also seem to have an irrational fear of poo.
By the way: Fecal matter is used to grow your food... you better stop eating.
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16. CommanderSlap commented 12 years ago
Definition of 'parasite': "an organism which receives support, advantage, or the like, from another or others without giving any useful or proper return, as one who lives on the hospitality of others."
Yup. Like I said. That's a cat.
Yes I wipe my arse. And this is going to surprise you, but I use toilet paper, not my tongue. I also wash my hands afterwards. You probably don't, because it seems you have an unhealthy desire to consume shit, both your own and your cat's. Nothing more needs to be said.
Yup. Like I said. That's a cat.
Yes I wipe my arse. And this is going to surprise you, but I use toilet paper, not my tongue. I also wash my hands afterwards. You probably don't, because it seems you have an unhealthy desire to consume shit, both your own and your cat's. Nothing more needs to be said.
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17. master_shake commented 12 years ago
Stop the flaming and toilet train your cats! My cats use the toilet.
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18. CommanderSlap commented 12 years ago
master_shake just got my vote and my thumbs-up!
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20. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago
I was waiting for it to spin a web and catch Spider dogs in it init.
+11 1. master_shake commented 12 years ago