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2. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Ever Seen A Clam Lick (Or Kick) Salt?
Reminds me of the way my last boyfriend used to kiss.
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3. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Tailgater gets instant karma
#4. Yes, she passed a truck, and then the lane to her right was clear, but she remained in the outside lane, blocking the vehicle behind.
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4. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Teamwork
Tune in next week, when they'll be pouring the concrete for the building's foundations.
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5. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Dad will always be there
Nice one dad!
You can always rely on your dad,
You can always rely on your dad,
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6. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Tailgater gets instant karma
Driver hogs outside lane in order to irritate and provoke driver following. Not clever.
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7. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Magic Door Prank
Isn't it odd that not one of those people tried to walk through the door and see if they disappeared?
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8. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Horse first time in water
#2. I seriously doubt whether you have any experience of making a woman wet.
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9. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video AlphaSphere
Next week we'll be demonstrating electric guitar strings attached to a banana.
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10. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Jeremy Clarkson v Michelle Jenneke
Why has he got a hamster stuck to his face?
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11. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Love Letters to Richard Dawkins
Richard Dawkins, one of the few men I admire immensely.
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12. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video Small and big
#3. It's usually men with small penises that say that.
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13. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Derby the dog: Running on 3D Printed Prosthetics
Ahhhhh. What a lovely little dog!
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14. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video It burns
This video is a waste of electricity.
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15. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Wheelchair Freestyle
#1. I'll second that!
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16. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Police backseat passenger has a gun....
#5 I'd prefer to live in a world where bad cops are weeded out and dealt with according to the law. Instead we live in a world where bad cops are protected by the courts, and not held responsible for their actions.
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17. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video How to deliver beer the lazy man's way
Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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18. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Dog rescued from hot tar bath
Great story.
Dogs are so lovely!
Dogs are so lovely!
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19. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video A short tribute to the great Leonard Nimoy
Q. How many ears does Spock have?
A. Three. The right ear, the left ear, and the Final Frontier.
A. Three. The right ear, the left ear, and the Final Frontier.
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20. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Blind Woman Sees Her Son for the Very First Time
Her baby's first thoughts: "Gee. My mum's a welder."
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21. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Wheel of Fortune contestant solves 17 letter puzzle with only one letter
Human brain 1
Wheel of Fortune 0
Wheel of Fortune 0
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22. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Idiots
In Spain, they call the lottery 'A Tax on Fools'.
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23. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video 45 IMPRESSIONS AUDITION
If the thumbnail photos hadn't been there, I wouldn't have had a clue who he was trying to impersonate.
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24. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video How To Uncork Champagne with a 50 Cal.
Next week:
How to open a bag of crisps with an atomic bomb.
How to open a bag of crisps with an atomic bomb.
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25. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video A Most Peculiar Trip: Searching for Miss Peregrine
#1. Volia! http://tinyurl.com/qbkym24
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26. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video Guy hand builds shotgun from things bought in airport after passing through security
Next week: Use a ham sandwich, contact lenses, a tampon and a banjo to build a laser guided smart bomb.
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27. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video The flood is coming...
The raw power of Nature.
Breathtaking and frightening.
Breathtaking and frightening.
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28. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Hidden bookshelf door made for under $150
What a great idea.
I think I'll do this to every room in my flat, then when a burglar breaks in, all he'll see is bookshelves.
I think I'll do this to every room in my flat, then when a burglar breaks in, all he'll see is bookshelves.
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29. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video The Thank You Project
Kelly Haddock partnered with Strongfilms, an Orlando-based video production company to make a video thanking all those people involved in saving her baby.
In times gone by, a few phone calls and letters would have sufficed, now an entire video production team is mobilised for the task. Why?
Surely it's nothing to do with raising Kelly Haddock's profile?
http://kelliehaddock.com/
or self promotion and marketing?
http://kellies-music-store.myshopify.com/
In times gone by, a few phone calls and letters would have sufficed, now an entire video production team is mobilised for the task. Why?
Surely it's nothing to do with raising Kelly Haddock's profile?
http://kelliehaddock.com/
or self promotion and marketing?
http://kellies-music-store.myshopify.com/
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30. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video A Most Peculiar Trip: Searching for Miss Peregrine
#5. Personally speaking, I would never work on the docks for 300 pounds.
I'd want £500 pw minimum.
I'd want £500 pw minimum.
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31. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Grandmas Smoking Weed for the First Time
#(removed comment). Maybe if you'd smoked less dope, you'd have been able to concentrate on your sPelLiNg a bit more.
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32. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Hang Glider Touches Down on Sail Plane
Tune in next week for:
"Hang glider touches down on a dog turd."
"Hang glider touches down on a dog turd."
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33. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video Massive Blizzard to Hit Massachusetts on Saturday January 23, 2016
#4 I hope someone punches your teeth in, you should be ashamed of yourself, you heartless little prick.
I think this guy's a real cool dude, and kinda cute too.
I think this guy's a real cool dude, and kinda cute too.
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34. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Very informative lockpicking video, with a cut-away lock
#3. His way the lock is opened in seconds and is still in good condition.
Your way, lock is destroyed, you must jump on your bike and go buy another.
I prefer his way.
Your way, lock is destroyed, you must jump on your bike and go buy another.
I prefer his way.
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35. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Bullet-proof Benz SUV gets shot-up
Now let's see him sit there while the guy shoots on full automatic at the same spot.
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36. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Church band leader loses it and smashes his guitar!
They murdered the song.
He murdered the guitar.
He murdered the guitar.
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37. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Woman Tossing Raw Bacon at 'Pig' Cops
Bacon?
Looks more like sausages to me.
Looks more like sausages to me.
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38. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Lars Andersen: a new level of archery
A legend in his own lunchtime.
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39. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Land Rover diesel vs Dodge 3500 diesel tug-o-war
#12. Looking at the video, I don't think there's any doubt which one is the toy...
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40. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Room 8
When he climbed up out of the ceiling, he should have taken the box with him.
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41. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Now this is a huge yet gentle Pitbull
#3. I love dogs. And I have nothing against pitbulls per se. Indeed, this particular dog seems lovely, but time and time again they have been proven to not be trustworthy with children, and time and time again a trusted, friendly and loving family pitbull has been a souce of unexpected tragedy.
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42. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Phonebloks update - Ara Prototype
An interesting idea, but commercially doomed. Why? Because the majority of people view their phone as a fashion statement/accessory. Getting their mitts on the latest toy from Apple or Samsung is what drives them to throw away perfectly good phones.
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43. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video How to Get Out of a Ticket
Category - Awesome?
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44. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Crazy Selfie From Hong Kong Skyscraper
Go to the top of a skyscraper and photograph yourself.
Yawn.
Yawn.
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45. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video The Fastest Bike in the World
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46. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video How to wrap a parcel...in 12 seconds!
Awesome. I just can't wait for the next video in this exciting series... how to wrap a parcel in 10 seconds.
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47. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Writing on Water
Skillful, cool and beautiful.
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48. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video My first day with my drone.. couldn't have gone any better!
The sheer look of horror and disbelief as he wades through the water.
"Oh no! I'm going to lose my toy!"
"Oh no! I'm going to lose my toy!"
"Oh no! I'm going to lose my toy!"
"Oh no! I'm going to lose my toy!"
"Oh no! I'm going to lose my toy!"
"Oh no! I'm going to lose my toy!"
"Oh no! I'm going to lose my toy!"
"Oh no! I'm going to lose my toy!"
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49. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Unbelievable waiter cutting steak
#10. You've got....... kids???
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50. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Awesome boomerang throw
#4. the Australian aboriginals use(d) a non-returning boomerang for hunting. It flies straight and can be aimed accurately. Returning boomerangs are used for leisure and recreation.
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51. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Single celled Slime Mold solves maze search problem with no brain
#5 Single celled Slime Mold is already in government.
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52. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Soldier falls at Poroshenko ceremony
#4. In fact what he said was: "You're fired."
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53. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video A 5 Year Old Street Kid Goes To The McDonald's for the First Time
What's really sad is that the pinnacle of someone's ambitions would be to enter a McDonalds to sample their.... cuisine.
#3. I've got a better idea. Cancel the space program and buy everyone a box of condoms.
#3. I've got a better idea. Cancel the space program and buy everyone a box of condoms.
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54. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video Mike Tyson Falls Off His "Hoverboard"
This so-called hoverboard isn't hovering at all.
If you look very closely you'll see it has wheels!
If you look very closely you'll see it has wheels!
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55. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video Fishing Kingfisher in slow motion
I plan to be as lovable as I was in 2014 and 2015.
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56. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video Disney creates Vertigo - a wall-climbing robot
#2 If it's not good enough for snotr, it's not good enough for me.
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57. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video What Is The Dark Web?
Dumbed-down scary scary big bad naughty nasty dark web.
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58. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video CYMATICS: Science Vs. Music
#5. I agree.
You can view it here instead, higher quality and no silly logo.:
http://vimeo.com/111593305
You can view it here instead, higher quality and no silly logo.:
http://vimeo.com/111593305
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59. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video World's Worst Maintained Railroad
Good job this didn't include a slow-mo replay.
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60. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video The Most Confusing Commercial Ever
I want to hire Scott Hoy to sue himself for gross obfuscation.
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61. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video World's cheapest speaker
World's most expensive speaker:
Tony Blair.
Tony Blair.
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62. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video For Jupiter
What were his last words?
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63. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video A book collection nobody will ever read
The Book is OK, but I thought the film was better.
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64. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video The Dress
It looks green to me.
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65. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video Guy hand builds shotgun from things bought in airport after passing through security
#9. Never been away.
Always here to brighten up everyone's life.
Always here to brighten up everyone's life.
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66. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video The New Lie Detector 300
My last girlfriend said she wanted me to have a 12 inch penis.
But I told her I don't intend to cut 2 inches off for anybody!
But I told her I don't intend to cut 2 inches off for anybody!
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67. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video Mike Tyson Falls Off His "Hoverboard"
Naturally you thinks it's obvious,... now I've pointed it out to you.
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68. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Dji. Death fails
Excellent!
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69. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video What Is The Dark Web?
Thanks Judge. Maybe you're not as bad as everyone thinks.
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70. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video What Is The Dark Web?
#9. My little brother Adam once tried to trace a picture of a racing car from a newspaper, but the picture was so faint and low contrast, that it was completely..... untraceable.
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71. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video First Ever Footage Of Terrifying Deep-Sea Animal
"First Ever Footage Of Terrifying Deep-Sea Animal"
Terrifying?
Terrifying?
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72. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Fartman - Mr Methane
It never ceases to amaze me what some people will do to get on TV.
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73. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Is Earth Actually Flat?
#5. Try to imagine there's a sensible happy medium between the two extremes of expressionless, monotone, boring at one end and utterly affected and moronic at the other.
And I won't make any personal comment on your life Fredriksen, since I know nothing about it...
And I won't make any personal comment on your life Fredriksen, since I know nothing about it...
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74. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video The Fastest Bike in the World
#6. I read your comment, and here's the most important part of what you wrote:
"...we dont know whats gonning to happen in 100 years,"
Write that on a post-it note and stick it to your fridge.
"...we dont know whats gonning to happen in 100 years,"
Write that on a post-it note and stick it to your fridge.
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75. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Another round...
Looks like these guys ran out of ideas a long time ago.
In fact, this is the only really funny thing they've ever produced:
http://www.snotr.com/video/3349/Batman_Vanishing
In fact, this is the only really funny thing they've ever produced:
http://www.snotr.com/video/3349/Batman_Vanishing
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76. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
I've been doing kick-boxing since I was eleven years old.
Any boy/man who tries to slap me is in for a big surprise!
Any boy/man who tries to slap me is in for a big surprise!
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77. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
My boyfriend believes otherwise.
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78. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Questions
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79. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Unbelievable waiter cutting steak
#1. First, I'm not a vegetarian, and can't imagine where you got that idea.
And second, when it comes to banal comments (only two letter 'a' btw) you appear to be the expert.
.... oh and... you spelled my name wrong.
And second, when it comes to banal comments (only two letter 'a' btw) you appear to be the expert.
.... oh and... you spelled my name wrong.
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80. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Woman Tossing Raw Bacon at 'Pig' Cops
#5. I apologise. I got it wrong. Just read the newspaper item on this. It was bacon and sausages. All she needed was a couple of eggs and some baked beans and there's a great mixed grill. Yummy!
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81. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Army proof...
Private numbskull - Memo to self:
"Get a job flipping burgers instead."
"Get a job flipping burgers instead."
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82. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Will Happer, Princeton's Galileo
#15. My first language is English. Would you mind translating what you just wrote?
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83. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Idiots
#5. The sad thing is that the hard working idiots you refer to are totally clueless about their condition, a great example being the endless queues of idiot consumers who line up to waste their money on 'essential' upgrades to the next, latest and greatest Apple product.
#6. Thank you. You beat me to it.
#6. Thank you. You beat me to it.
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84. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Idiots
Nothing like a half-wit idiot who believes he's smart, getting upset because he's been called an idiot.
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85. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video £13.500 but the dream is here
This has to be one of the silliest things I have ever seen.
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86. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video NASA releases the first video of Pluto from New Horizons probe
#11. Not necessarily. I was once walking beneath the window of the school library, minding my own business, when an encyclopedia fell on my head.
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87. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video The Thank You Project
#15. "but I think he's a guy in reality"
Oh gee, not a very original way of handling the threat to your masculinity, of my youth, sex and acuity. But quite a compliment anyway. Thank you.
Oh gee, not a very original way of handling the threat to your masculinity, of my youth, sex and acuity. But quite a compliment anyway. Thank you.
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88. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video CYMATICS: Science Vs. Music
It was the Tesla coil that did it for me.
So cool.
So cool.
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89. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video World's Simplest Electric Train
I'd like to see him do that with a car battery.
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90. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video The Fastest Bike in the World
It looks like they've taken the bicycle... and uninvented it.
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91. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video People asked simple questions
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92. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Cruise ship being beached at full speed
#6. #7. Thank you.
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93. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Are You Sitting Too Much?
"Order The Sitting Solution Today For Just $37.00"
Errrm..... No thanks.
Errrm..... No thanks.
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94. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
No thanks. My mum warned to me to be wary of boys with a protruding pecker.
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95. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Drugs As Tools For Spirituality
He's a legend in his own imagination.
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96. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Auschwitz: Drone video of Nazi concentration camp
#13. Wir uns einig sind.
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97. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Mamurderia
#2 " because you leave yourself vulnerable to their presence by underestimating their size and fall into the clutches of their darkness as they whittle away at your soul."
Nice writing Ken.
Nice writing Ken.
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98. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Jafar
#13. You're funny Martyn. You remind me of my little kid brother.
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99. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Marine Corps Silent Drill Platoon
I think they looked kinda silly.
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100. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Funny guy makes Royal Guard Laugh at Buckingham Palace
#9. "Favorite pastime or biggest fear?" LOL +1
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101. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video Proof that the news is scripted
So, the job of a dumb newsreader is just to read an Autocue?
Hold the Front Page.
Hold the Front Page.
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102. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video Raccoon Steals Donut
How would you like your doughnuts sir?
With sugar, jam or raccoon shit?
With sugar, jam or raccoon shit?
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103. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video Watermelon boy at the cricket
I was waiting for a cricket ball to hit him in the face.
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104. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video GaffGun
Does it work on gravel?
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105. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video World's Worst Maintained Railroad
It's not very fast is it?
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106. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Juggling in a cone
#16. That would be an impressive prediction if you'd made it 6 years ago.
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107. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video The Fastest Bike in the World
#10 That's an interesting singing style you have there thesmoo. Good luck with that. It should come in handy when you argue your AGM case.
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108. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Launch of NASA's Orion deep-space capsule
#6. 'Apollo' was the name of a space program. The rocket used to launch the Apollo spacecraft was the Saturn V. It was a nice looking rocket, but would have looked better in pink.
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109. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video This cat is crazy!
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No! It's SUPERCAT!
Is it a plane?
No! It's SUPERCAT!
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110. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video The Thank You Project
#9. Interesting that you castigate me for using my intelligence to question things and search for the story within the story. I believe you are the troll.
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111. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video The Thank You Project
#13. Still trolling eh?
You clearly find lateral thinking too much of a challenge.
Never mind.
You clearly find lateral thinking too much of a challenge.
Never mind.
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112. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Laser Cleaning with High Power Short Pulse Laser
Does it work on carpet?
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113. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
#16. "...I have many gay friends..."
I don't doubt that for a second.
I don't doubt that for a second.
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114. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
" I have many more non gay friends and I know a few lesbians."
LOL. I think you're in denial, chicken boy.
LOL. I think you're in denial, chicken boy.
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115. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
"Okay I'm ashamed to say "I'm not gay"
Oh my giddy aunt. You just get more amusing by the minute.
You question my gender? Believe what you want to believe chicken boy. It makes no difference to me.
Oh my giddy aunt. You just get more amusing by the minute.
You question my gender? Believe what you want to believe chicken boy. It makes no difference to me.
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116. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
How many grandchildren do you have Sizzlik?
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117. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
In that case I advise you to wait until you actually have some grandchildren before you tell them any stories.
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118. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Giant oil rig being thrown around by heavy seas
#14. Calm down dear.
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119. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video This is why you don't lock your dog in the car
He's annoyed because he can't find the keys.
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120. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Auschwitz: Drone video of Nazi concentration camp
#11. Yes, I believe it happened. But I wasn't there and neither were you. And no matter how objectionable I might find people who believe otherwise, and promote an opposing view, I do not feel they should be punished for holding that view. They should be as free to express their views as are you and I.
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121. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Man catches bird (seagull) with bare hand
A bird in the hand, is worth..... a bird in the hand.
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122. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video U.S. Navy railgun makes public debut
Yes but.... how long do the batteries last?
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123. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video U.S. Navy railgun makes public debut
#21. I prefer #19's more colourful and imaginative explanation. Besides, I just can't take you and your greatly diminished manhood seriously after your last hastily-removed avatar. LOL.
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124. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Cutest wake up ever
My Cutometer just maxed out!
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125. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Russians don't need boats, in Russia, lake is asphalt
LOL. You just have to smile at thos Russkies.
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126. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Army proof...
#26. Yeah right. Good ol' U.S.A. has it's finger on the pulse of World Order eh? Remember when they waded into Vietnam, used all their colossal military might and showed those jungle bunnies a thing or two right? How'd that work out for America?! LOL
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127. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Army proof...
#29. Yet another patriotic flag-waving American perpetrating the oft-heard myth that "The US military never lost any major battles with the NVA or Vietcong". Seems like you're the one that needs to study history, but don't look too close, just in case it discolours your preferred view of events. Try this book: "About Face" by Col. David Hackworth.
and: " Politicians controlled the war from Washington instead of Generals in the war theater." Really? Sounds like a real effective fighting machine you have there. LOL. Either way you look at it, you got whooped good and proper and high tailed it back to the safety of the Homeland. Heeee - hah!
PS. Where I come from Jungle Bunny has a different meaning, so what are you gonna do little dicky boy, sue me? LOL.
BTW, love your latest avatar. It's just so..... manly! ROFLMAO.
and: " Politicians controlled the war from Washington instead of Generals in the war theater." Really? Sounds like a real effective fighting machine you have there. LOL. Either way you look at it, you got whooped good and proper and high tailed it back to the safety of the Homeland. Heeee - hah!
PS. Where I come from Jungle Bunny has a different meaning, so what are you gonna do little dicky boy, sue me? LOL.
BTW, love your latest avatar. It's just so..... manly! ROFLMAO.
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128. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Seven ...
To do that once is awesome enough, but to immediately go back up and do it again!
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129. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Will Happer, Princeton's Galileo
#18. I'll make it even simpler for you:
Eat good food, and fruit and vegetables.
Drink alcohol only in moderation.
Do not smoke.
Get plenty of exercise.
... and you'll die anyway.
Eat good food, and fruit and vegetables.
Drink alcohol only in moderation.
Do not smoke.
Get plenty of exercise.
... and you'll die anyway.
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130. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Messing with a "Microsoft" scammer in a VM
This guy has way too much time on his hands.
I get these kind of calls from time to time. The conversation usually goes something like this:
Him: "There is a problem with your Windows computer"
Me: "My Windows computer?"
Him: "Yes, Windows XP, there is a problem which must be fixed immediately"
Me: "Goodness me! That's amazing. Because I'm running Linux."
Him:"............. click!"
I get these kind of calls from time to time. The conversation usually goes something like this:
Him: "There is a problem with your Windows computer"
Me: "My Windows computer?"
Him: "Yes, Windows XP, there is a problem which must be fixed immediately"
Me: "Goodness me! That's amazing. Because I'm running Linux."
Him:"............. click!"
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131. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video How to Make a Taser (Stun Gun)
#8. Yes. You certainly are.
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132. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Launch of NASA's Orion deep-space capsule
LOL. Silly boy.
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133. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Dog has the discipline of a Samurai
Ace! A dog is a girl's best friend.
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134. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Police backseat passenger has a gun....
#15. Sticks and stones...
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135. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Son pays off his parents' mortgage as a Christmas present
I accept your apology.
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136. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions
Plot twists and surprises? Who knows eh? Maybe it turns out that Judge-Jake is really a gay animal rights activist who secretly enjoys having carnal relations with chickens, and my real identity is Detective Inspector Debbie Truncheon of Scotland Yard, determined to catch the depraved Judge in the act.
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137. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Dying Light
"... gasoline is un-store-able after 6 months. it pretty much loses its burning quality...
That is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard. It might not be at its optimum after a few months, but I think a car would still start and run, and outrun a zombie.
That is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard. It might not be at its optimum after a few months, but I think a car would still start and run, and outrun a zombie.
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138. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video #Equality
#3. I'd say that if you find yourself wondering that, then she did a pretty good job of acting (sorry #7, 'actressing') in the first place.
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139. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video #Equality
#10 It's called poetic licence.
I'm surprised you didn't get that.
I'm surprised you didn't get that.
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140. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Mile of Pi - π (3.14159265359....)
This is only marginally more stupid than the Genome book. They should both be in the 'Pointless' category.
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141. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video 5 Mind Blowing Facts About Your Smartphone!
My mind was not blown.
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142. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Auschwitz: Drone video of Nazi concentration camp
#4. Interestingly, holocaust denial is illegal in several European countries, (not in the UK). Dreadful though the actions of Germany was, I am against the restraint of free speech in this way.
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143. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video U.S. Navy railgun makes public debut
#24. Yes, yes, of course you did....
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144. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video It's not funny...
#9. I'm not interested in your upvotes or your downvotes Bloodbeast. You may have noticed that I don't upvote or downvote anyone, and the reason is I think it's childish. I make my comments dependent on what I think of a video, no more, no less. But you go ahead and do what you feel makes you happy. Either way it makes no difference to me.
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145. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Awesome boomerang throw
Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!
A. A stick!
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146. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Man says "I Love You" to his wife 15 years after being silenced by ALS thanks to eye track
#2. There's nothing wrong with my life philosophy. It revolves around this one simple tenet: Quality is more important than quantity.
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147. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video zlatan
Zlatan, a legend in his own imagination.
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148. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Army proof...
#6. "...but at least he had the guts to sign-up and give it a try."
On the other hand, all too often the rash, inexperienced or just plain stupid will attempt things that wiser people are more cautious of. 'Guts' probably doesn't even enter into it.
On the other hand, all too often the rash, inexperienced or just plain stupid will attempt things that wiser people are more cautious of. 'Guts' probably doesn't even enter into it.
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149. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Army proof...
#9, "This is why the US has the most powerful military in the world. We train our soldiers for TOUGHNESS!"
Or maybe this is the reason:
"The Stockholm International Peace Research Institute (SIPRI) measures annual military spending for most of the world's armed countries. According to SIPRI, the U.S. spent $618 billion on its military last year, more than three times the $171 billion budget of second place China."
Or maybe this is the reason:
"The Stockholm International Peace Research Institute (SIPRI) measures annual military spending for most of the world's armed countries. According to SIPRI, the U.S. spent $618 billion on its military last year, more than three times the $171 billion budget of second place China."
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150. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Seoul Sinkhole Swallows Two
Not enough grouting.
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151. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Funny guy makes Royal Guard Laugh at Buckingham Palace
#13. Slot, pass and folk? What's wrong with them?
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152. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video Watermelon boy at the cricket
#2. He didn't. He just took one bite.
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153. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video annoying student
Alternate scenario:
Teacher throws but his aim is off and instead of hitting the jerk, he gets the girl smack in the face. Her nose is broken. Her parents sue, the teacher loses his job, and the jerk goes on to become an irritating TV presenter.
Teacher throws but his aim is off and instead of hitting the jerk, he gets the girl smack in the face. Her nose is broken. Her parents sue, the teacher loses his job, and the jerk goes on to become an irritating TV presenter.
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154. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Is Earth Actually Flat?
#1. He does it because he believes it makes him appear quirky and interesting.
Unfortunately, it just makes him seem like a twit.
Unfortunately, it just makes him seem like a twit.
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155. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Christmas Surprise Traffic Stop
#10. No, I'm referring to this guy who reached into his truck for his id, and got shot by a trigger happy cop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtx1tYc7PxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtx1tYc7PxI
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156. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Puberty...
#6. Your chat-up technique might need some work...
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157. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video North Sea Big Wave
When I left home to go to university, my parents gave me a big wave.
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158. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Drugs As Tools For Spirituality
#10. I didn't say it, I typed it.
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159. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video #Equality
Here's another slant, it should be noted that the term 'actress' has in the past carried the connotation of prostitute, and for this reason therefore, quite understandably many female actors prefer to be refereed to as actors.
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160. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Mile of Pi - π (3.14159265359....)
#11. It was already weighted down with a mile of drivel.
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161. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Five A350 XWBs together in flight formations
I'd be more impressed if they were all full of passengers and luggage.
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162. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Building GM's most powerful Engine Ever, the 650hp LT4 V8
He uses the word 'micron' too much.
Not impressed.
Not impressed.
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163. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Now this is a huge yet gentle Pitbull
This family's next video will be courtesy of the police:
Family pitbull tears young child to pieces in vicious and sustained attack.
"I can't believe he's done that", said the vacuous owners, "he was always so gentle."
Family pitbull tears young child to pieces in vicious and sustained attack.
"I can't believe he's done that", said the vacuous owners, "he was always so gentle."
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164. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video A 5 Year Old Street Kid Goes To The McDonald's for the First Time
#8. Evidently, yes. Not too bright are you Martyn?
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165. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video ICELAND. Land of Fire and Ice.
But by far the most memorable feature of Iceland will always be its spectacular banking system collapse.
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166. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video How to Make a Safe and Reusable Firecracker
You are correct, but for the wrong reason.
A binary number can have any number of digits. The four numbers I provided are all decimal. Why? Simply because I say so.
A binary number can have any number of digits. The four numbers I provided are all decimal. Why? Simply because I say so.
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167. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video 16 Photos Taken 1 Second Before Disaster
#3. I can neither confirm nor deny...
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168. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video The Fastest Bike in the World
"And to all self declared scientists here:"
..... some words from another self-declared scientist...
..... some words from another self-declared scientist...
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169. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Launch of NASA's Orion deep-space capsule
#1, Here's a better idea. Build a tower 22,000 miles high with a launch platform on the top and a lift to take the payload up to it. Once it's there just nudge it off into high earth orbit. Simples!
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170. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Gift wrapping in Japan
By the time he's finished wrapping, Christmas will be over!
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171. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video How to wrap a parcel...in 12 seconds!
#3. “If we are not ashamed to think it, we should not be ashamed to say it.”
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172. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Police backseat passenger has a gun....
#11. No it does not. Try actually reading the article your link leads to. In particular paragraph 2, third line:
"You do not have to take this preliminary test, and the officer should say so."
"You do not have to take this preliminary test, and the officer should say so."
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173. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Puberty...
Oh dear.
These guys took the 'humor' out of College Humor.
These guys took the 'humor' out of College Humor.
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174. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Son pays off his parents' mortgage as a Christmas present
#10. First you hope that I get hit by a comet for stating my opinion, and now you accuse someone of being a stalker because he (or she) did a bit of research on Google? .......seriously?
You are a very odd person Kenuty. I think you ought to seek some professional help asap.
You are a very odd person Kenuty. I think you ought to seek some professional help asap.
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175. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Son pays off his parents' mortgage as a Christmas present
#12. Unless you are perhaps, twelve or thirteen years old, the level of immaturity revealed by your comments is quite disturbing. Also, and finally, I suggest you look up the definition of 'metaphor'. Getting hit by a comet is not a metaphor for being killed by a truck. It's just you engaging in a childish and rather silly rant.
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176. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Dying Light
#4 If this happens to you chicken boy, try not to cry like a girly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZYt1JFiyZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZYt1JFiyZQ
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177. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Yosemite free climbers complete their gripping feat
#5. Thank you so much 01000100 01101001 01100011 01101011 01101000 01100101 01100001 01100100 00101110
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178. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video One of those days 2 - Candide Thovex
Minimal editing? At 0:18 where is the camera?
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179. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video The best TV-show exit
Mr Cool?
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180. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Mile of Pi - π (3.14159265359....)
#4. I have news for you. 1010010010101 is my snotr name, you might or might not have realised that it is not my real name. I'm guessing that the majority of commenters are not using their real name. So the question is this, is my name any more pointless than yours or that of paranoidandroid or Gringo_el_Diablo?
In fact my snotr name is a decimal/binary/hex encoded version of my real name.
And one last thing, go and look up the meaning of irony. You clearly don't know how to use the word.
In fact my snotr name is a decimal/binary/hex encoded version of my real name.
And one last thing, go and look up the meaning of irony. You clearly don't know how to use the word.
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181. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Mile of Pi - π (3.14159265359....)
#13 Believe what you want to believe. It's all the same to me.
BTW, No wonder you don't want to reveal all of your face:
This bit is more than enough.
http://postimg.org/image/tfqlkecsb/
BTW, No wonder you don't want to reveal all of your face:
This bit is more than enough.
http://postimg.org/image/tfqlkecsb/
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182. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Gympie-Gympie plant
He's just a sissy.
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183. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Portuguese street performer on Portugal Got Talent
#7. Nice. You certainly have a way with words.
I've made a note of that one. Thank you.
I've made a note of that one. Thank you.
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184. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Now What?
"... trying to force their fairy tale senseless bullsh*t on us with their bullets and their bombs..."
At first I thought she was referring to that arrogant rogue state... the USA.
At first I thought she was referring to that arrogant rogue state... the USA.
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185. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Man says "I Love You" to his wife 15 years after being silenced by ALS thanks to eye track
"And we don't get to pass judgment on the lives of other people just because they don't sit well with us."
Unfortunately dave, that's exactly what we (society/government) does do. Here's a man who wanted to die, but was unable to do so:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/23/world/europe/tony-nicklinson-who-fought-for-assisted-suicide-is-dead.html?_r=0
Unfortunately dave, that's exactly what we (society/government) does do. Here's a man who wanted to die, but was unable to do so:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/23/world/europe/tony-nicklinson-who-fought-for-assisted-suicide-is-dead.html?_r=0
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186. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Man says "I Love You" to his wife 15 years after being silenced by ALS thanks to eye track
#10. That's a knockout argument there heyhey.
I wonder what it means?
I wonder what it means?
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187. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Baby laughs like a little troll
He's just been told his index-linked trust fund has shot up by 25% this year.
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188. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video North Cliffs falling into the sea
#11. If Cliff Richard falls into the sea, and no-one hears him, is he still a crap singer?
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189. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Scamming the Elderly Online
These people are the scum of the earth and a cancer on the Internet.
I'm not a violent person, but if I could find out who they are I'd cut off their hands with a rusty knife, gouge their eyes out with a tea spoon, cut off their tongue using a stanley knife and finally pour petrol over them, strike a match and watch them slowly burn to death.
I'm not a violent person, but if I could find out who they are I'd cut off their hands with a rusty knife, gouge their eyes out with a tea spoon, cut off their tongue using a stanley knife and finally pour petrol over them, strike a match and watch them slowly burn to death.
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190. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Scamming the Elderly Online
#12. You'd probably find that your father wonders the same thing about you,... if you knew who he was.
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191. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Arthur does traffic
#7. The only time I FEEL THE PAIN Martyn, is when I read your childish drivel.
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192. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Funny guy makes Royal Guard Laugh at Buckingham Palace
#2. Which sexual words don't you allow? I've seen virtually every sexual word I can think of in snotr, so I'm curious which words you are referring to.
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193. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Radical New Umbrella Concept Uses Air To Block Rain
Next week:
High Tech battery powered microprocessor controlled handkerchief.
High Tech battery powered microprocessor controlled handkerchief.
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194. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Yosemite free climbers complete their gripping feat
#3. Don't worry Austin. I'm not embarrassed at all. I'm just giving my opinion of the video. Unlike you who seems compelled to voice your opinion of me.
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195. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Dover Police officer sings Taylor Swift's "Shake It off "
#13. No. He looks incredibly fat and out of shape, mainly because his is incredibly fat and out of shape.
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196. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video How To Make A Laser Assisted Blowgun
This guy's voice is just so irritating.
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197. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Dramatic footage of the moment a passenger jet hits a bridge before crashing into a river in Taiwan
#13. I don't look at my average comment rating.
I wonder why you do... ? Creepy
#6. For someone determined to ignore me, you're doing a pretty poor job. BTW, love your new avatar. http://tinyurl.com/qbrvscf lol
I wonder why you do... ? Creepy
#6. For someone determined to ignore me, you're doing a pretty poor job. BTW, love your new avatar. http://tinyurl.com/qbrvscf lol
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198. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Dramatic footage of the moment a passenger jet hits a bridge before crashing into a river in Taiwan
#15. "I am 6'1" and weigh 175 lbs."
Gee. How good is that eh?
Certainly sounds more impressive than a one inch erect penis. LOL
btw. Unfortunate photoshop face change there. lol
Gee. How good is that eh?
Certainly sounds more impressive than a one inch erect penis. LOL
btw. Unfortunate photoshop face change there. lol
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199. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Man says "I Love You" to his wife 15 years after being silenced by ALS thanks to eye track
#8. You're a sad little boy aren't you bob?
Amusing, but sad... rather like a drunken clown.
Amusing, but sad... rather like a drunken clown.
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200. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Teslacoil Toroid Spinning Project
It's not very big is it?
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201. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video African man sees snow for the very first time
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202. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Will Happer, Princeton's Galileo
Finally, someone talking some sense. He gets my vote.
http://tinyurl.com/ljwun9w
Now, all of you simpletons out there, show how stupid you really are, and thumb me down!
http://tinyurl.com/ljwun9w
Now, all of you simpletons out there, show how stupid you really are, and thumb me down!
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203. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Arthur does traffic
He's as amusing as cancer.
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204. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Funny guy makes Royal Guard Laugh at Buckingham Palace
#4. Is it a secret?
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205. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video The Hole
This video is a waste of electricity.
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206. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Horse first time in water
#7. No it's not.
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207. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video How to Make a Safe and Reusable Firecracker
#4. Well Chicken, we've already established that you're not on the same planet as me.
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208. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video How to Make a Safe and Reusable Firecracker
#6. Which, if any, of the following numbers are binary?
10, 100, 101, 110 ?
Take your time
10, 100, 101, 110 ?
Take your time
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209. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Make Paramagnetic Fluid ("Parafluid")
I started watching that, fell asleep and woke up..... 10 years later!
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210. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Christmas Surprise Traffic Stop
#15. It looks like you never got any further than the letter 'a' when you were Googling for big words.
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211. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Christmas Surprise Traffic Stop
I'll borrow your copy when you've finished with it.
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212. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Portuguese street performer on Portugal Got Talent
#5. LOL at the way you felt compelled to write five lines to illustrate how much you 'completely disregarded my comment'. Hahaha . You are funny.
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213. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Jafar
In the sequel to this video, the family demand that the bone marrow is removed and a 'clean' one from a white person is used instead. Suddenly the black man tears off his shirt and mask to reveal that he is in fact..... white!
The doctor shouts: "Gotcha!" Everyone cheers, the father hugs the man, the mother sticks her tongue down his throat, and the daughter starts calling him 'uncle'. Hurrah!
And they all live happily ever after.
The doctor shouts: "Gotcha!" Everyone cheers, the father hugs the man, the mother sticks her tongue down his throat, and the daughter starts calling him 'uncle'. Hurrah!
And they all live happily ever after.
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214. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Dramatic footage of the moment a passenger jet hits a bridge before crashing into a river in Taiwan
#10. Thanks Hyjaks. It seems that too many people on snotr have forgotten to install a sense of humour. Either that, or they're just a bit dim.
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215. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Russian Tank Cocktail
I'd like to see him do it without the hat.
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216. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Slow Motion Archery
#5. You are correct of course. I thought it was quite neat the way he swapped the ordinary (non-magnetic) aspirin for an added-iron multivitamin pill.
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217. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Samuel L. Jackson deliverers his classic Ezekiel 25:17 speech
Keira Knightley needs a jaw transplant.
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218. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Streetbike wreck sends both bikers rolling on the street
Boys and their toys.
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219. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video The Empire strikes back...
Anyone who finds this amusing, needs some therapy.
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220. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video What the UNITED STATES thinks of EUROPE
Judging by this video, I think I'll give his e-book a miss.
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221. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Auld Lang Syne performed with a .22 caliber rifle
Yet another sad, gun-obsessed American.
In his next video Patrick will be showing us how he wipes his bottom by attaching a toilet roll to a rocket propelled grenade.
In his next video Patrick will be showing us how he wipes his bottom by attaching a toilet roll to a rocket propelled grenade.
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222. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Crashing a truck at 110mph
Did he died?
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223. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Crashing a truck at 110mph
#9 I did read it. But I didn't believe him.
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224. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video On Ice Projection: Leafs vs. Hurricanes
Try as I might, I just can't get excited about moving picture projections.
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225. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Portuguese street performer on Portugal Got Talent
#9. Thank you pt. I don't know Portuguese so I can't understand your lovely comment for me, but I'm sure it was very nice indeed. Whereabouts do you live in Portugal? You never know, it's quite possible that I drove past your hovel while I was there on holiday.
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226. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Man caught seeing 50 Shades Of Grey
Here's the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4549ZXQ7cwM
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227. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Scamming the Elderly Online
#10. No thanks. Not too keen on the uniform. The black burka would clash with my red tights.
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228. 1010010010101 commented 8 years ago on video This is NOT a Propeller
When. He. Was. Speaking. It. Sounded. Like. He. Was. Reading. Everything. Off. A. Script.
Apart. From. That. It. Was. O. K.
Apart. From. That. It. Was. O. K.
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229. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video How to Make a Taser (Stun Gun)
#5, And unless you're a guy using a fake photo, all I can say in your favour is that you're a bit of a turkey.
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230. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Cruise ship being beached at full speed
I feel sorry for the passengers. It's probably one of those cut-price budget cruises.
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231. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Contact Juggling
I don't like his hat.
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232. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Fallout vs Skyrim
Category: Silly.
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233. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video It's not funny...
I wonder where she learned such colourful turns of phrase?
I'm guessing her mum is a real hard-nosed slapper.
I'm guessing her mum is a real hard-nosed slapper.
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234. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Teslacoil Toroid Spinning Project
#2 Strange how it's always men with small d***s that say that. LOL
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235. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Rare Look Inside Antarctic Explorers' Huts
Sorry to have to break this to you,... but it's just a shed.
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236. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Christmas Surprise Traffic Stop
#13. Profanity is the last refuge of the inarticulate.
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237. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Spoon carving
"So what did you do today son?"
"Well mum, I chopped down an entire forest and turned it into a drawer full of spoons."
"Well mum, I chopped down an entire forest and turned it into a drawer full of spoons."
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238. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Skiflying World Record - 250 m - Vikersund
I don't like his green gloves.
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239. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video How to Make a Safe and Reusable Firecracker
#2. One trillion ten billion ten million ten thousand one hundred and one is not binary.
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240. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Yosemite free climbers complete their gripping feat
I'd be more impressed if they hadn't done it attached to girly safety ropes.
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241. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Dog in action
#3. ice9 makes a serious point. Instead of labelling everyone a troll, go educate yourself. Read some Chomsky. You'd be surprised how much smarter you might sound.
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242. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video This Is Why You Can't Outrun a Cheetah
"It reaches top speeds of 75 mph"
Big deal. There's probably not a single modern production car in the world that can't go faster than that, and most can go a 'lot' faster.
My car can go all day at 80 mph, but that cheetah's lucky if he's got enough stamina just to catch a wabbit!
Impressometer = zero.
Big deal. There's probably not a single modern production car in the world that can't go faster than that, and most can go a 'lot' faster.
My car can go all day at 80 mph, but that cheetah's lucky if he's got enough stamina just to catch a wabbit!
Impressometer = zero.
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243. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Man says "I Love You" to his wife 15 years after being silenced by ALS thanks to eye track
I'd rather be dead.
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244. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Slow Motion Archery
The arrows are obviously magnetised.
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245. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Police backseat passenger has a gun....
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246. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video No One To Play With
He's a dwarf house-breaker casing the joint.
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247. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Drawing skills...
One eye seems a bit bigger than the other.
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248. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video "Stop a Douchebag" 2 Bully vs. Wrestler
#8. Are you still trolling Martyn?
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249. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Christmas Surprise Traffic Stop
#5 Thanks. And my Christmas wish for you is that you start reading newspapers and learn what's going on in the world.
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250. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Dying Light
Need to escape from zombies? Get in your car and drive.
Need to escape from zombies and show-off, risk breaking your neck, doing needless and idiotic jumps flips and rolls? Do parkour.
Need to escape from zombies and show-off, risk breaking your neck, doing needless and idiotic jumps flips and rolls? Do parkour.
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251. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Mercedes-Benz "Fable" Commercial
One of the ugliest cars I've ever seen.
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252. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Whiteboard Clock
Looks like someone just uninvented the digital clock.
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253. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Incredibly Nervous Man Blows Audience Away
"Incredibly Nervous Man Blows Audience Away"
Misleading title.
I watched all the way through, waiting for the audience to be blown away. But at the end.... they were all still there.
Misleading title.
I watched all the way through, waiting for the audience to be blown away. But at the end.... they were all still there.
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254. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video RC car falls into frozen lake, RC truck comes to the rescue
I'm not impressed.
Once the truck had attached the hook, it was unable to unnatach it and had to tow the car all the way home.
So it was lucky it managed to pull the car free, otherwise they'd both have been stranded.
Fail.
Once the truck had attached the hook, it was unable to unnatach it and had to tow the car all the way home.
So it was lucky it managed to pull the car free, otherwise they'd both have been stranded.
Fail.
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255. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Dog in action
#7 " I on the other hand always give you the down vote."
Why thank you. That says more about you than I ever could.
Why thank you. That says more about you than I ever could.
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256. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Dude powerkicks the arcade game
It would probably have been a stronger kick if he'd done it a bit faster.
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257. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Portuguese street performer on Portugal Got Talent
I went to Portugal, the Algarve on holiday last year, and the only talent I saw that the Portuguese have is the ability to drive behind you, six inches from the back of your car.
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258. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Dog in action
#5. Pearls before swine.
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259. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Guy has seizure while skydiving
He'd have probably woke up when he hit the ground anyway.
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260. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Guy has seizure while skydiving
#5. Hey, babyface. I've got news for you. You don't own the Internet and you don't own snotr. Now just run along like a good little boy.
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261. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Making a Full Bridge Rectifier
Laugh? I couldn't start.
+38 1. 1010010010101 commented 9 years ago on video Brian Cox visits the world's biggest vacuum chamber