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2. Alucard commented 11 years ago on video If You Are Bald You Need This
1:38 he has a PS pillow so yeah....natural.


3. Alucard commented 11 years ago on video Odd Martin "Flying tiger"
#4 seconded.


4. Alucard commented 11 years ago on video Half Beetle Drives Past
#1 Nah,he just got the car for half the price 
EDIT: #2 ninja'd

EDIT: #2 ninja'd


5. Alucard commented 11 years ago on video Leopard Cub Vs King Cobra
LOL I didn't know that,thx Snotr!


6. Alucard commented 11 years ago on video RSA Animate - The Divided Brain
I'm all about the left side,like the frickin' Borg LOL.


7. Alucard commented 11 years ago on video Light barrier used to repel mosquitoes
IMMA FIRING MY MOSQUITO REPELLANT!!! 



8. Alucard commented 11 years ago on video Ninja Squirrel vs. Stoners
Lol! It's like watching cheech & chong.


9. Alucard commented 11 years ago on video Meanwhile in Romania
I also like to listen to chaos 



10. Alucard commented 11 years ago on video Quantum Levitation
LOL at "Keva"(mother) 0:35


11. Alucard commented 11 years ago on video The Finnish Way of Drinking
Sounds like the gunner from tf2.


12. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Reality Hits You Hard Bro
We're supposed to be cruising man 



13. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video The Good The Bad and The Ugly
Total awesomesauce!


14. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Mishka Does It Again
Dogs will never let you down.


15. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Vacuuming fire
#7 and so much less brain processing power 



16. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video How fast wildfires can move
Listen to this while watching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-0nUMHlzk *skip to 1:00


17. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video How To Ride A Train For Free
#5 Actually according to google translate the lady said to the cameraman that he should not draw attention to the suitcases.


18. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Kid Gets Knocked Off Scooter
That's some dangerous road rage,but why the guy in the back? Guess anyone will do when you're pissed.


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19. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Malk


20. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video ARM Powered LEGO/Nokia 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube Solver
The tune and the machine are perfectly in sync at 10x.Trance accompanies technology well.


21. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Land Rover "Pathological Liar"
*trollface*


22. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Hair on fire
A fine Darvin nominee you will make young sir (need a smiley with a monocle)


23. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Hand Shadows
That's some hot awesomesauce right there!


24. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Russia Car Crash Compilation
They should offer traffic cams and crowbars as add-ons for Russian market 



25. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Captain Awesome!
Did he say mom at the end?! Mom was probably in charge of firing the projectile 



26. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Naked Video Prank
fat bitch: YOU WERE WATCHING MY FAT ASS WITH THAT CAMERA DIDN'T YOU? I'LL SUE!!!!
hot chick:so you were watching me?
hot chick:so you were watching me?



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27. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Judge appears out of nowhere to depart fight.
And the interesting part is where?


28. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Spinning around
There is a fine line between win and fail.


29. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video These sharks have a sweet tooth
LOL that voice fits them perfectly,just replace the snickers geek with a low level employee and give the sharks some suits. 



30. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Most beautiful present in the world ...
God bless common sense,as long as there is any there will be good people on this planet no matter where you look.


31. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video SMS while driving
And the world is poorer by 3 Darvin nominees...What? Someone had to say it.


32. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Nokia Morph
Old but still WANT!


33. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Global Warming Warning
They will have a real cockney accent now 



34. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video The battery man
Lol haven't seen him for a long time on TV and now he's on snotr 



35. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Baseball Bat Defies Gravity
This is where those MIB's from Animatrix step in right? 



36. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Hard drive teardown
#6 when you open a HDD it's usually already dead so worries there 



37. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Russian truck KAMAZ going per.... river?
That's Kamaz for you 



38. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Mind Your Step
Looks like somebody divided by zero...


39. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Star Wars
Classic...


40. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video This is why we love Poland
Was that a fart at 3:03 ? and 4:11 was priceless 



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41. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Pepsi end of the world commercial
Douchebag...


42. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Days Like This: Blue Chopper
When I watch this I feel a little douche-baggy for not being even more nice to my sister.


43. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Rolling S.U.V.
Next time get a Puch. 



44. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Privileges
Just buy him the fucking cereal it's not like he asked you money for drugs or something.


45. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Papercraft - 2012 Audi A7
Name of the song please?


46. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Pants On Fire
Ah,mother Russia...


47. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Old republic intro 2010
#10 it's the same voice the barbarian in diablo 2 has I think.


48. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Talking Dog
#(removed comment) REALLY DUDE? I thought it was Homer Simpson reincarnated into a dog 



49. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video The Incident at Tower 37
A glimpse into the future perhaps?


50. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Eminem goes back to highschool
If you want the spotlight back try and make some real music instead of trying to do some dumb teenager bonding shite.


51. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video TreT-Style Parkour Dog
Awesome dog,he's so free must be great fun for him.I wish I could let my Staford run like that.


52. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Lynx Excite Angel Ambush London Victoria
Wow! There's a real angel beside me! On the screen!
And lol @ the fags 1:09

And lol @ the fags 1:09


53. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video You need to get off facebook
The song is: Thievery Corporation - Marching the hate machines
Before you ask
Before you ask



54. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Og de Souza (Skates only with his hands)
Keep it going man,you're awesome!


55. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Dogs are Awesome TOO
Dogs rule 



56. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video 3 plasma screens stolen in less than 30 sec
Reminds me of those apple store thieves.


57. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Schwarzenegger you are a creepy man.
#8 Actually he was saying "daijoubu " meaning It's okay,only he replaced bu with poi whatever poi means.


58. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video grandma' s laptop
Oh please don't give me that crap.I sell laptops and thinkpads keep coming back with faulty BIOS chips.They're not idiot proof.


59. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video HRP-4C - Singing and Dancing Japanese Robot
Who's your daddy human scum? 



60. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Take a closer look
Drug mule?


61. Alucard commented 12 years ago on video Russian Transformers
Big Lada No.1 !!!! 



62. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Snatch Wars
It was funny at the beginning,but then some parts of the convo were repeated too much.


63. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Woman Survives Car Crash in Russia
Damn...Looked like a scene from an action movie.


64. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Airline Servive
#(removed comment) Then stop wasting your life on the comments.


65. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Tiger Body Art
#12 NTFS belongs on your HDD not on Snotr. 



66. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Tiger Body Art
Yeah,I saw this guy before,he has more art like this all NSFW.Naked airbrush chicks...*Homer drool*


67. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Alex Liiv BMX face grind...
Tard...He could have at least worn a helmet since he opted for suicide.


68. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Free Flight
Don't post from failblog eh?


69. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Whatever these guys are doing they do it wrong
In Russia keyboard throws you!


70. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Super Easy mode
Lolz,I think that mode is actually called "hax".


71. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Ad From 1990 for mobile phones
Yes? Oh hello,yeah we need artillery support. 



72. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Online Gamer 3
Picture this in a pleasant commercial voice: "Microsoft,Pissing off neurotic gamers worldwide since forever." 



73. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Smallest man meets tallest legs
#(removed comment) Like #10 said so eloquently we're just a bunch of fucking(pun intended) animals that only have sex in our minds when we see those huge legs and a little guy between them.If you don't like that go join a monastery or something.


74. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video What happens when crude oil spills into the sea?
#2 The accident could be avoided by installing an acoustic trigger that costs 500.000$ which is one seventh of 0.01% of BP total income from that rig so there are no excuses for greed.


75. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Shark Bites Fisherman's Hand
Not so "though" !?


76. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Scratch My Back
If that was in any other county than Canada,the tall guy would get his ass kicked xxx ways from Sunday.


77. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Adidas StarWars
#4 It's the Starwars OST.The track is called "Cantina band"


78. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Top Gear - Car Darts
Fucking stuck up rednecks from England.


79. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Transformation
I want to see them in pearl black with sky blue neon 



80. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Grocery Store Wars
Organic chicken eggs are yellowish in color and have an orange-almost reddish hue.The mass produced farm crap has bright yellow yokes.
Think about it next time you crack an egg.



81. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video The Oogpister Beetle
Why didn't the bug just kick the mongoose away too? 



82. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Awesome Videogame Racing Chair
Does it rollover when you crash? 



83. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Landslides hit Italy after heavy rain
Italians speak funny when they are excited.


84. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Determination
This guy does it better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9dofQsMujM&feature=related


85. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Runaway street saw slices into side of house in Lorain
HADOUKEN! 



86. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Baby sitter
#(removed comment) Smart Bastard you're still making new accounts eh?


87. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Winscape Intro
#(removed comment) Another user like smart bastard.You and those like you are a plague to all sites that have comments enabled for their content.


88. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Cat Using an iPad
Wow this is the first time I saw an i-pad actually used for something smart.


89. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Doing The Dishes
mmmmmmm....rock hard titties 



90. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Huge Solar Eruption
It's the giant Claw's fault!!!!


91. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
TMNT forever!


92. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Cheeseburger in Hydrochloric Acid
#2 you are completely right! However that does not change the fact that Mc Donald's is still a sorry synthetic excuse for food which I wouldn't give even to my most hated enemy.


93. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video A movie about chat roulette
He fooken wasted a working lap with an axe! Unforgivable,the 5 minutes I spent watching this vid were all ruined with that scene.Motherf... trying to be all civilized and sh...Why don't you axe your mac you fag...


94. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Compact Swing
Wow,a Japanese commercial that actually makes sense
That's a first,just proves the diversity of vids on snotr.

That's a first,just proves the diversity of vids on snotr.



95. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Cinco Uranal Shower System
#(removed comment) Gypsies don't wash...


96. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Bike Accident
#7 and #(removed comment) It's called "Schadenfreude" and 99% of snotr fans are addicted to it.


97. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Employment
Fight the power lamp-man!!!! This clip reminds me of videos from TOOL.


99. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Japanese experiment: would he run?
WTF?! There was no live feed of some guy or girl in the corner of the screen...


100. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Points of interest
IMMA FIRING MY POINT OF INTEREST!!! 



101. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video The Matrix Pill
HAHAHA "Whoa,I'm tumbling down the rabbit hole" sounds like Bill and Tedd's bogus adventure. 



102. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Boy gets a special Pokemon card
The repeat frame Is kinda obvious later in the clip,but it's still crazy.


103. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Bubble man Returns!
The Japanese marketing philosophy never ceases to amaze me...


104. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Wake up prank
Next time I want to see an uncensored female version of that!


105. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Ed Alleyene-Johnson
Yeah,Guns'n'Roses Apocalyptica style!


106. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Melbourne Hailstorm and Flooding Footage
I feel sorry for the cars whose idiot owners drove in that kind of hail.


107. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Tractor vs stone
Wow,moving rocks Russian style! I bet he uses chopsticks instead of metal levers.


108. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Don`t try this at home
Autotune bike fag fail.


109. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video First time in a vegetarian restaurant
Next time,take him to a hot dog stand.


110. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Guy Driving Wrecked Car
At least it has doors,unlike it's Russian counterpart.


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111. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Accident at Pink tv
Old and re-posted.Stop fucking necroing old clips.


112. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Umbrella vs tornado simulator
LOL,at speeds exceeding 100Km/h he's gonna be needing an anchor not an umbrella.


115. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Godly Tetris skills
Damn! At the end I wasn't able follow the figures with my eyes anymore 



116. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Dupleggcated
Excellent vid,kudos to you Mr. Animator!


117. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Webdesign clients in real life
If they want more for less,they should go and order a JOOMLA! site.Fucktards.


118. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Kid Falls from Car
It's punishable by law to put your kids at the co-drivers seat without the kiddy chair here,I also know a woman whose child fell out the same way,landed on it's head an is retarded now.WAY TO GO DAD!!!! 



119. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video In Control
#7 what they're trying to say is: "Give an idiot too much control and..."


120. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Jesus - I will survive.
hahahahaha! If the bus didn't do it I'm sure one of the ppl he was passing would.


121. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Killjoy - Dead Frog (Estonian comedy sketch)
To quote a certain popular Halloween special: "Please kill me...*blarghhhh*" 



122. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Police chase ends in beat-down
#17 Are you are from Serbia? It's the same with gypsies here.


123. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Lego domino row building machine
My father threw out my lego cubes out the window when I was a kid....


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124. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video How girls like it? Vertor answers!
#8 thepiratebay is gonna die soon dude,just like mininova did.


125. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Man vs. Wild
The title should have been: "Man eats balls".


126. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Beer Gloss
#3 It's ok, you can wear it no one's gonna look down on you... 



127. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video We Sing the Forest Electric
Just like fucking rednecks to shoot everything that moves. 



128. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Hamish & Andy
Tarded...'nuff said.


129. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Knee pad sliding
#10 LOL! Seems to have a limp after the "fun".


130. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Epic Frog Fail
Nah,he was just yawning lol.(covering for the frog XD)


131. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Buttered shower floor
IT'S FUCKING MARGARINE NOT BUTTER!!!


132. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Police Roadblock
#15 Your not the only one who complained about quality (sorry to pop your ego trip balloon).


133. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Police Roadblock
Not everyone has a i-phone model super galaxy giga mega drive that records video in HD.


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134. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Safer Roads
Screw your ideal wife and your loli in a bag kid motherfucker.Venting some rage.


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135. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Good song :D
Sorry,but this just doesn't give me a hard-on like for most ppl in that hall.Neko girls FTW.


136. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Mercator - Milkman
He's a milkman alright >.>


137. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Chump & Clump wait for the bus
Roadside shrooms are bad lol,but even if you miss the buss that is life you will always have someone to share the fail with,that is always comforting.


138. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Dance Fail 2010
#7 Thanks for the info. 



139. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Dance Fail 2010
Love the song,what is it? And they're lucky they still have their teeth.


140. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Transport Canada
I think anal probing is next on the list lol.


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141. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video The love life of a ninja
Awesome! And #2 you meant "Me rikey" right? XD


143. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Baby Loves Heavy Metal
#16 True,that's not metal its some emo gay shit with tight pants,skates and auto tune lol.


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144. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Latte Art
Now drink all that fucker! lol
Seriously though nice skill,and they fail cuz they didn't show how to make that shuriken in the background at 0:55
Seriously though nice skill,and they fail cuz they didn't show how to make that shuriken in the background at 0:55


145. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Amazing soccer juggling skills
#1 And I guess with his right foot he was kicking you in the ass at the same time?


146. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Crazy Romanian truck driver
Fucking tard...


147. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Honest Spam
IT'S STILL SPAM!!!


148. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Techno Jeep
Sex drogen und industrial.


149. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video The Invisible artist.
Wow,talk about blending in 



150. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Camping Weekend
#7 They did when they tried to kill Bart and Lisa.


151. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Camping Weekend
#4 Itchy and Scratchy from the Simpsons,they always have some diabolical scheme and it's funny/cartoon money get it?


152. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Camping Weekend
Now all this clip needs is Itchy and Scratchy laughing behind a tree to complete it. 



153. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video We got that B-roll!!
I liek Swiss roll www.bulgarianfood.co.uk/catalog/images/rulo%20kapuchino.JPG"


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154. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Smart cat opens door
This is a hate campaign towards kitty clips
,you don't have a kitty so you don't know how cute they are.Your loss.



157. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video The Creation Of The World Cup 2010 Footballs
It's gonna get the shit kicked out of it regardless. 



158. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Air borne laser defense
IMME FIRING MAH LAZOR!!!!


159. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Chicken beatbox
LOL chicken ate a beatbox machine 



160. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Cat on roomba bitch-slapping a dog
LOL! At first I thought the music was added over the vid,and then that woman started singing "move bitch get out the way" 



161. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Parrot sings opera
#3 It's the same shit in your country,only difference is that in Brazil they have a singing parrot.


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162. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Cat Tape Experiments
Why doesn't he put that tape on his skull so his brain can't get away anymore.


163. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Homeless Mustard Sings creep
Impressive improvisation! Thumbs up 



165. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Toyota Yaris
Sounds more like Toyota yaritai lol.


166. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Projection on Buildings
What's the name of that song its so pimp!


167. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Christmas cement truck
And there is whipped cream inside the drum,lol


168. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video Amazing Boxing Double Knockdown
#9 At least it means something : )))


169. Alucard commented 13 years ago on video What National Geographic doesn't show you
That's bearshit!!
+23 1. Alucard commented 10 years ago on video Zebra Drowning a Lion