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2. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Dog feels the groove
COOL DOG MATE.
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3. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Driver ejected from car
So many fatal outcomes there and he just about dodged them all.
Very lucky dude.
Very lucky dude.
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4. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Sony Xperia Active
Give it to a plumber or builder for a week and see how it gos.
good size though.
good size though.
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5. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Trust me, i'm an engineer !
Engineer has same syllables as ''lots of beer.''
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6. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL
Did you bring your poshen?
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7. AssieChris commented 10 years ago on video David Thibault - The new Elvis - Blue Christmas
Holy F#Ck.... The King is back.
WOMEN Shut the F UP!
WOMEN Shut the F UP!
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8. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Stunning Fighter Pilot Training Footage
Inspiring engineering.
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9. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Fluid-filled coffee table in motion
Not good when Drunk or about to green out from THC over load.
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10. AssieChris commented 10 years ago on video All about a pilot ...
This is how the hole world should work, Everyone following good protocols,
doing there best and being good at it.
doing there best and being good at it.
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11. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Kite surfing special
frickin awsome!!!
till you get skull dragged..
till you get skull dragged..
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12. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Funny Muay Thai
Love the song cant get it on Shazam though.
Not.
Not.
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13. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Down Syndrome MMA fighter
All the best to this dude.
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14. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Fireworks Factory Explosion
Holy fu#k how can this keep happening in such a highly controlled environment.
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15. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video How much weight can a dog pull?
#2 all animals are innocent.
Looks like the dog injoyed the challange. ie, tail is wagging..
Looks like the dog injoyed the challange. ie, tail is wagging..
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16. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Zero
Thats ODD, or was it even.
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17. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video How NOT to Start a Bonfire
I think i can here a Kiwi and maybe an Ausi............ perfect sound bite for the word f#*k....
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18. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Samuel L. Jackson Reads "Go the F*** to Sleep"
Its bed time at my house....
I have 2 kids, 2 and 4 ..mmmmmm
Should i ?
I have 2 kids, 2 and 4 ..mmmmmm
Should i ?
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19. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Big tornado close call
Well siad #9 this young man will look at this vid in a couple of years and be so embarrast, but its pretty common at that age ......or IQ level.
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20. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Duck Family Crossing Highway
Im with #6
All a sudden i need a shoulder massage.
All a sudden i need a shoulder massage.
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21. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Banjo boy returns
So good to see people relaxed and doing things thay love to do.
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22. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Animal Buddys
OMG this is so fuking amazing............................not
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23. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Springboks celebrate fresh grass
No more comments let #2 take this one.
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24. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Quantum Levitation on a Wipe'Out Track
Transport will become silent.
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25. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Meanwhile in China...
436 trolleys, mmm yes..
rain man style.
rain man style.
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26. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Rescuing stranded dolphins
No one new what thay where doing or why thay where doing it, Man or Dolphin.
Well maybe the dolphins did.
Well maybe the dolphins did.
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27. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Scooter Jump FAIL
wwwooooooo.... good commentary .... not.
Dose any one wear a helmet on the net.?
Dose any one wear a helmet on the net.?
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28. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Meanwhile In Poland
NO FU@KS GIVEN!!!
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29. AssieChris commented 13 years ago on video Fire department examination
He could of got up there faster if he hung on to the
top part of the ladder.
top part of the ladder.
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30. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Astronomer's Paradise
Yes with out the light we have today, this why the night sky meant so much to are past ancestors.
Mind blowing!
GET OUT OF THE METRO!
Mind blowing!
GET OUT OF THE METRO!
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31. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video There is a city
me too. #5
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32. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Afterlife
For all the people who have a negative opinion about this subject should not try to come up with what they believe to be a valid one,
I tends to be to big for most to comprehend.
I tends to be to big for most to comprehend.
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33. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Pharmaceutical Ad for Meth
Its really not that funny, loosing a loved one to meth is horrible.
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34. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Nice Dubstep Dance Skills
Well f*#k me that was awesome, They have the art of movement down pat.
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35. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Birth of a Pond Time Lapse
Just needed Thomas the tank engine to pass by in the back ground.
Strangely calming to watch.
Strangely calming to watch.
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36. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Cargo Plane Crash
BOEING must have the technology to integrate full pilot/crew cabin ejector pod in cargo applications like this and all crew should be present on take off and landing,,,
It would of been so nice to see the hole front cabin eject and parachute to safety.
Get it done!
It would of been so nice to see the hole front cabin eject and parachute to safety.
Get it done!
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37. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video First Ever Skateboard Side Flip
Did it in 1992, But didn't think it was that awesome.
I was to afraid it was gay.........
I was to afraid it was gay.........
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38. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Head On Car Crash
I'm with #6.
Could not have given a better comment.
Could not have given a better comment.
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39. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Beat Battle
Number one got it in one.
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40. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Truck Explosion at McDonald's
Don't think so #12
LPG on the back of the truck. the tank (bleved) exploded.
Is that a kids toy truck flying off the back at the point of explosion.
Mc BOOM!
LPG on the back of the truck. the tank (bleved) exploded.
Is that a kids toy truck flying off the back at the point of explosion.
Mc BOOM!
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41. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Russian Kurt Cobain
Holy christ that was unreal.......
Full respect to 2 3 4 5.
Someone show Dave!!!
Full respect to 2 3 4 5.
Someone show Dave!!!
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42. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Blonde and parking
Obviously got no problem in getting pregnant.
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43. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Throwing a Box of Garbage Into a Volcano Lake
I wonder what it would look like if we thrugh some one in ..........mmmmmm like that silly prick who shot all thoughs people in Norway 2011.
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44. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Dive bombing Monkeys
#7 another climate freak.
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45. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Nellie, the talking sea otter at Point Defiance Zoo
Sorta sounds like Rubber Johnny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_pAQHwBLNQ
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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46. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video 38 Seconds With Gustavo Almadovar
I will never forget this guy!
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47. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Meanwhile in Romania
Thats why Romanians are so Hardcore.
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48. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Skydive (almost) goes bad
Over confident and out of control, Yes they may have lots of experience BUT silly really.
They will probably kick there own arss's.
They will probably kick there own arss's.
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49. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Motorbike vs. pedestrians
I cant see any harm in that... my 3 year old son would be like "wow motorbike" in his most manly .
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50. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Surreal Airplane Crash
Good people doing what they love but at the same time becoming complacent with the laws of physics.
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51. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Thought about buying a Roomba, then I saw this
This is sooooo funny
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52. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Laser show
Hay Laser guy!
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53. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Help is on the way ...
Aussi Aussi Aussi!!
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54. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Amateur accrobats
100% proof this is the worst type of male, speedo's+hair band = no understanding of physics at all.
In Australia Speedo,s = budgie smugglers.
In Australia Speedo,s = budgie smugglers.
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55. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Soccer Ninjas Attack
Can any one tell me why soccer players are such pansies.
Its just so un masculine.
Its just so un masculine.
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56. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Dolly Laugh A Lot DEAD Batteries! Scary!
That is some scary shit, seriously sounds like a crazy psychopath.
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57. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Flyboard Family
HOW MUCH!!!!!!!!! Any one?
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58. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video New Extreme Sport: Trampoline Wall
Looks like lots of fun but the music is way to over the top.....it really isn't that extreme.
This music should be used on a clip with a dude ridding a donkey down a steep gorge at full pace... jumping over big rocks and other dangerous shit,Now thats extreme.
This music should be used on a clip with a dude ridding a donkey down a steep gorge at full pace... jumping over big rocks and other dangerous shit,Now thats extreme.
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59. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Burnout
OMG the net is full of whingeing soft cocks
Yes you see something and only see all the negatives.
We will make it through.
Yes you see something and only see all the negatives.
We will make it through.
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60. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video So this old man walks by a snake.....
Looks like newcastle's nobbys beach.?
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61. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Japanese skyscrapers swaying in an earthquake
Thankyou Mr Engineer.
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62. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Black bears are just cute and cuddly
There are certain kinds of people that truly believe that this is OK such as this women,,,,This is not ok!
Time and time again people like this eventually die or get very badly hurt.
Even if it attacked her she would still be on its side, and probably say "oh i was in its territory"
Time and time again people like this eventually die or get very badly hurt.
Even if it attacked her she would still be on its side, and probably say "oh i was in its territory"
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63. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video The Flying Man
Karma Hero.......... Karma Man
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64. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Unicycle Football
You know the joke about rollerblading and being gay... well this is the new version.
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65. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Shaving with a ceramic knife
No caffin and Big balls....thats all you need.
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66. AssieChris commented 10 years ago on video Alan Watts - What is Wrong With Our Culture
I love my life, I work for myself and family. Though its seems you have to be a hippie to be happy in this clip.
Im with #5
Im with #5
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67. AssieChris commented 13 years ago on video Gaki no tsukai - Banana Game
NO BINGO!!!!
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68. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Accidents waiting to happen,really
im with #5
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69. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Trippy Sky Phenomenon!!
RIGHT PLACE RIGHT TIME.
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70. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Strange Delicacy
This freaked me out that much all i could do was laugh,,,,
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71. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Duo Maintenant
The benefits of have a small,powerful,flexible girlfriend.
Yes please.
Yes please.
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72. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Burglar's Bloopers
Yes #16 he is hurting so much.
The initial adrenaline has warn of and only left him with desperation.
Sad thing is he would probably do it again.
The initial adrenaline has warn of and only left him with desperation.
Sad thing is he would probably do it again.
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73. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Catching The Big One
Aussie Aussie Aussie...
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74. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Freaky Cat Eyes
I love cats but cant bring my self to buying one,
1. Because they kill are wonderful native birds.
2. i don't want to trap it inside all of its life.
How can we justify having one.
1. Because they kill are wonderful native birds.
2. i don't want to trap it inside all of its life.
How can we justify having one.
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75. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Crash at Summer X Games 18
Turbo lagg sucks!!
But that is exactly what my hot wheels cars do when i dont line the ramps up.
But that is exactly what my hot wheels cars do when i dont line the ramps up.
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76. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Drift parking with RC car
Get a job!!
But really thats sweet.
But really thats sweet.
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77. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Swarm robots cooperate with a flying drone.
From a defence point of view knock the flying robot out first.......
Note: for future reference.
Note: for future reference.
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78. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video VX Nerve Gas
Come on #1 not even a little.......
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79. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video AZO Showreel 2012
Fifth Generation Ninja. Even if he is Korean.
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80. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Beautiful Moments!
How else can you off set the bad shit.
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81. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Wingsuit Formation Proximity Flying
Rock on Depeche Mode.
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82. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Acoustic levitation
Word #6
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83. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Awesome paintballing
Looks like lots of FUN!!!
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84. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Intelligent headlight technology
It will now be even more a shame when i hit that kangaroo.
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85. AssieChris commented 10 years ago on video Johnball
I thought this was a joke......
mmmm... is it?
mmmm... is it?
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86. AssieChris commented 10 years ago on video Crazy Rollerblader
My gaydar isn't even going off.
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87. AssieChris commented 13 years ago on video Drunken russian falls from 5th floor
professional Russian.......?
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88. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Earth temperature anomalies from 1800 to 2009
Yet more bullshit about global warming.
Geology shows it was hotter in the 1300.
Geology shows it was hotter in the 1300.
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89. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Apocalyptic Island Of Waste In The Maldives
Don't worry everything will be fine.........
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90. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Rich Forne Shows How to Wall Ride
SO AWSOME!!!!!
No helmet though
No helmet though
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91. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Roadracers with balls of steel
This is some serious shit, you would have to be close to all the family a ride like that.
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92. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Testing Out The New R/C Copter
That dont look real at all.
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93. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Puma vs. Sloth
That would not go down well on Reddit.
They will keep loving cats.
They will keep loving cats.
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94. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video German Engineering versus American Technology
Don't even bother sticking up for the Mercian automobile they are shit at making this type of thing, thats why they make such fanciful movies etc. They all came from Europe but have forgotten there inherent genius......
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95. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video 10 Life Hacks for Summer
Thats sweet, thanks Snotr.
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96. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Somewhere over the Rainbow played on cats!
Thats some realy old shit.
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97. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Crazy Badminton
Best rally ever on the planets existence.
Mind blowing timing
Mind blowing timing
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98. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Star Trek: Deshaked
Best show in the history of mankind.
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99. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Jedi Ninjas
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz the end.
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100. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video F18 Fighter - Flying Low
Well Fuck me.
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101. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Accuracy of a samurai
Yes the Ktana is a very nice sword ,....BUT. There are many others on its level and even better.,,, so many People seam to blow there load over this sword as it has been used so much in popular cloture.
Compered to other swords, i.e.. ( European) made by the celts and vikings and even arabic cultures the katana is very plan and refined but also very young in the world of swords.
Have a good look at sword history and you will find many others 500 to 1000 years older that are just as good and are even not only folded but then platted for maximum flexibility.
Compered to other swords, i.e.. ( European) made by the celts and vikings and even arabic cultures the katana is very plan and refined but also very young in the world of swords.
Have a good look at sword history and you will find many others 500 to 1000 years older that are just as good and are even not only folded but then platted for maximum flexibility.
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102. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Sea creatures
Evolution is a sure thing .....BUT #3 if you were a believer you would be up there with the worst, As conviction can be a good thing it can also be the opposite. God is Anything you want it to be.
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103. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Deception with Keith Barry
Well its all bullshit anyway.... The end.
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104. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Machine tries to take over the world!!
Sounds like a bunch of cock slappers to me.
When shit happens sometime you just have to deal with it.
When shit happens sometime you just have to deal with it.
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105. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Ground 0 population 5
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106. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Dog helps owner during floods
Cats suck Dogs balls!
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107. AssieChris commented 11 years ago on video Ice Ice Baby
Damit just lost another 3 min.
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108. AssieChris commented 13 years ago on video The power of friction
I'm with #(removed comment),
Nice try though #8
Nice try though #8
+45 1. AssieChris commented 12 years ago on video Amazing Bartending Skills