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2. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video New Five Pound Note Plays Vinyl Records.
Churchill seems to be a little bit angry on that banknote though.
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3. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video Tetris: The Grandmaster Record Speedrun
"What to do if you always come too quickly"
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4. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video What's this country called?
Hmm, judging by the cars licence plate, Its not quite in Russia. Or maybe they stole that car somewhere. They talk and "sing" in russian though.
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5. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video I'm running for Parliament! (Official Video)
Well, americans does not stay behind - advert from Ted Cruz for 2016 president elections
https://youtu.be/0i-9D92bzu8
https://youtu.be/0i-9D92bzu8
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6. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video 450kV Tesla Coil & Robot Orchestra
from 2:46 onward there is an accompanying synthesizer playing along.
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7. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video Harmony of the Seas
"But marine pollution analysts in Germany and Brussels said that such a large ship would burn at least 150 tonnes of fuel a day, and emit more sulphur than several million cars, more NO2 gas than all the traffic passing through a medium-sized town and more particulate emissions than thousands of London buses."
source: http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/may/21/the-worlds-largest-cruise-ship-and-its-supersized-pollution-problem
source: http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/may/21/the-worlds-largest-cruise-ship-and-its-supersized-pollution-problem
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8. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video Russian problem solving
0:12 (soldier) get us a laundry rope and we will show you a trick
0:34 (in a shy voice) That was second floor....
0:40 I have one roll of a toilet paper!
1:07 Bloody bastard, wont fall down
1:15 (two women) We have only a hammer - No we need an axe, for meat cutting. everyone should have one.
1:45 (man in a background, excited) O! Power line is burning!!!
2:00 (interview) Im going home, I want to sleep.
(women in the background, all the time) quiet quiet quiet...
Hilarious stuff, funniest I've seen here in ages!
0:34 (in a shy voice) That was second floor....
0:40 I have one roll of a toilet paper!
1:07 Bloody bastard, wont fall down
1:15 (two women) We have only a hammer - No we need an axe, for meat cutting. everyone should have one.
1:45 (man in a background, excited) O! Power line is burning!!!
2:00 (interview) Im going home, I want to sleep.
(women in the background, all the time) quiet quiet quiet...
Hilarious stuff, funniest I've seen here in ages!
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9. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video Shocking, weird and incredible moments caught on Dashcams in Russia
on the crash at 9:20
woman with a very calm voice (after car was rolled)
- Yuri, can you -> please <- unplug my seatbelt...
woman with a very calm voice (after car was rolled)
- Yuri, can you -> please <- unplug my seatbelt...
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10. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video Fedex truck amazing reverse parking
Have no idea how they do that, but this is usual stuff to them. They can park those trucks in inches, if not even less. Do you think that this was the only FedEx truck that drove in, but others failed?
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11. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video Video Shows Terrifying Moment E-Cig Explodes In Man’s Pocket
could be worse if this would happen when taken 'orally' by that buddy, its a 'cigarette' after all.
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12. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video The unseen side of the Russian dashcam videos
#3 Sir, good hearty people, of course, will always be the part of any community, and this video proves that to be true. But... try to go through the Moscow or even through peripherals there. A lot of aggressive drivers all around. I've been there, saw that. Quite 'funny', as long it is not my everydays 'carnage'.
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13. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video Awesome Glide Slope Aircraft Viewing Spot
#7 great job on the list. nr.10 is definitely a Hawker Hunter, while on nr.5 - it's a look-a-like, but it's not an Lancaster WW2 bomber. I vote for B-17 Flying Fortress instead on that.
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14. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video Hard Landings
Every landing is great, as long people aboard stays alive and uninjured.
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15. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video CheerSounds - Dream Big
#9 well lets make a YouTube chan, where we both are tossing our girls up and catch them with one hand. well, thats gonna be an interesting 'Fails version'. because I cant do that, nor, I guess, you can.
p.s. OFC they had fails, and painful ones.
p.s. OFC they had fails, and painful ones.
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16. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video Speechless Speech - Vladimir Putin
#1 mmm, da! Medvedyev at 0:54, checking his shoes
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17. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video Key & Peele - Obama - The College Years
There isnt Key & Peele category yet?
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18. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video Ex-Marine demonstrates clever way to survive from drowning
Tried this today. They didn't like it.
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19. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video Japanese Livestreamer Accidentally Burns down his House on Twitch
he burned down his house, also neighbors one. there was casuality, one woman died.
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20. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video New Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner performs near vertical take-off
#13 hands down. You proved me wrong. Unbelieveable stuff.
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21. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video New Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner performs near vertical take-off
Is this only me who thinks that this is well done computer graphics or even some flight simulator? Maybe, just maybe this is possible, but noone on earth would allow to fly like this. That takeoff is impossible for that plane, proof me im wrong
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22. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video SABRE Engine
And now it its time to make jokes about British scientists. Well done, UK.
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23. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video Russian walrus ice fishing
#1 yes, now we have. gonna be funny there. no offence. a? aha?
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24. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video Adolf Hitler´s personal paint and artworks
ahh, well, some art teacher could have prevented the second world war.
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25. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video Bitcoin mine in Northeast China - Turnover of $1.5million worth of Bitcoins per month
#1 weird stuff. their site itself remainds me of haotic ENIAC, but people themselves - Breaking Bad kind of people. Feel free to thumb me down, I didnt get this.
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26. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video Dashcam footage of Mariupol being shelled on 24th January 2015
#12 he lived, as our trustful internet says . 30 people were killed in this attack, over 100 - wounded. Shells hit 53 storey houses and 14 private ones, also 4 schools.
Here is aftermath - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPU9RE3Orjo
Here is aftermath - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPU9RE3Orjo
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27. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video This is why you don't lock your dog in the car
Well, I would do the same stuff, if surrounded by laughing people with cameras, taking pictures of me, circling around and blocking my car.
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28. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video Understanding how a Car's Transmission works
Old school video? Please, say how they did animation at 1:58, looks like a computer graphics to me, just in black & white, distorted.
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29. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video This Thai amateur homemade rocket
I fell into a burning ring of fire,
I went down, down, down as the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire, the ring of fire.
(c) Johnny Cash
I went down, down, down as the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire, the ring of fire.
(c) Johnny Cash
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30. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video Car Crashes Time 5
#4 reckless drivers are everywhere, but yes - when I was young and stupid - I drove to Russia, to Carelia in particular. I have to say, they ARE reckless, aggressive drivers (especially the ones on ladas and bmw's) so the insurance companies force them to have dashcams. cant blame them. well, #1 was kind of right - that pedestrian at 7:02 - epic. how stupid we can be?
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31. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video How to Get to Mars
#4 Damn, Dmitry But, But... what if "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." And the Adds you get from google while visiting Snotr?
Sorry for offtopic. I had to say this. Find that Sicko!!! Funny
Sorry for offtopic. I had to say this. Find that Sicko!!! Funny
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32. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video What would you do if you saw this in person?
Could be moor methane who is in charge here. Can be wrong - but it does not look like another metheorite like the one russians had in Chelyabinsk, nor the military failed rocket launch. Boloto Tangol Swamp - near Sverdlovsk - pretty huge one. Just a guess.
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33. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video Ken Block's wild new ride
The only thing that is left from mustang '65 I am afraid is the front grille with an running horse on it. All props to Ken for his drifting skills, but AWD Mustang - do not ruin my world!
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34. Awaits commented 9 years ago on video Bullet-proof Benz SUV gets shot-up
I doubt I could handle it, even if I know that Im 100% safe. This demo reminded me of tank emergency brake test, shown in this gif: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/19dv9evtkvwgggif.gif
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35. Awaits commented 10 years ago on video Car Crashes Time 1
8:59 seriously, what I just saw?! what was on the bicyclists mind?
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36. Awaits commented 10 years ago on video Gas station somewhere in Russia
Well, "Gas station somewhere in Russia"... Kiev is still Ukrainian capital. With the same confidence you can also allocate Toronto to the United states.
Sorry - I had to say this.....
Sorry - I had to say this.....
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37. Awaits commented 10 years ago on video NASA spotted a square "hole" in the Sun
#2 Hold your breath and count to ten
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38. Awaits commented 10 years ago on video Sometimes Security Cameras catch a gem!
aaaaand additionally he received the bill for missing the Stop sign...
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41. Awaits commented 10 years ago on video How to Cut a Glass Bottle
what #1 says. Im pretty familiar with russian accents (I know russian myself as my side language), this particular one does not sound genuine, at all. while, on the other hand, the guy from fpsrussia does good.
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42. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Ultimate Fails 1st half 2013
whats up with those vertical videos nowdays? iHorizon option/patent is so needed...
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43. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Irish National Road Racing
what a lonely sign of speed limit of 30 km/h at 0:46
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44. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Chilling 911 Call of a young man with amputated leg asking for help
#4 I am not an native english speaking person, but I often use 'sir' also. to the unknown persons, during phone calls, on the streets etc. there is no any other substitute for 'sir' in english, in my eyes. 'bro'?
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45. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Orchestra musicians perform on flight
Chello is NOT allowed inside. Or my choice on the airway company was .... bad.
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47. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Flatground bike skills
well... thats one VERY strong pole with a sign at 1:23
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48. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Sounds from space
this snotr video was cool to watch, but -> http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_won't_sound_travel_in_a_vacuum
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49. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video The best Voicemail ever
I happen to have very very bad day today - came home, saw this. now i nearly heave tears in my eyes from laughter, 6x replays - still laughing! mwahahahaaaaaa! this-is-awesome. you made my day, dear sir, just for posting this!
"this guy is not getting up!"
"this guy is not getting up!"
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50. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Disco, the talking parakeet
people! preserve your sanity! better buy a radio - it can be turned off.
(very neat training, fun to watch, but I cant imagine having such bird in my house)
(very neat training, fun to watch, but I cant imagine having such bird in my house)
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51. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Never forget ...
Bonnie and Clyde. 2013 edition.
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52. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Microsoft IllumiRoom
looks great, but I am afraid gamers will find those visual effects, err.... distracting.
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53. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Nintendo WII remote Hack
he still uses Windows XP for this neat stuff...
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54. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Cutting a Watermelon in 20 Seconds
that watermelon has no seeds in it.
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55. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Monstrous whirlpool eats everything
#2 in Latvia, during flood. and the cause for this whirlpool actually is opened underwater drainage pipe to lower the water level in the river.
sorry for ruining your fun with explanation. no one divided by zero here, eventually.
sorry for ruining your fun with explanation. no one divided by zero here, eventually.
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56. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Jump Rope Girl
close-up slow-mo camera is missing here for better understanding how she does that...
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57. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Army driving
that's one strong pole right there!
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58. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video The Ultimate Drunk Fails Compilation
I muted this video and put this on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dpZCrUagK8 feels and looks a lot better. (dont vote me down, that music is just a matter of taste, but this Snotr video feels a lot better with it)
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59. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Noisy water tap
....and now that old "Crazy Frog" nervously smokes in the corner...
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60. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Ultimate Friendship Test
very very great advert, but shitty beer. sorry carlsberg
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61. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Shitty ways to wake up...
#9 oh, I did not find 02:23 evil at all, compared to others. that one was... harmless and lovely! the one I actually laughed at!
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62. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video A new Ferrari F458 crashes trying to overtake..
mamma mia madonna! how awesome was that! in russia it could be, erm, $%#&*(%!!! $%^$ @#$#@$ @#$%@#$!!!! and #@#%^%*$!!!!!
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63. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video How to wake up an Irishman
feckin basterds oi!
simple but nice hearthy prank
simple but nice hearthy prank
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64. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video GoPro Camera On Trombone
honestly, this one is hard to watch. pretty sure just few rolled this clip on the first try from A to Z
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65. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video In Soviet Russia...
People having fun, going camping/hunting, and testing their car along the way? (i guess that's an UAZ offroader, not sure) so whats wrong? Looks like ... (messy) fun!
and +1 to #5
and +1 to #5
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66. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Presidential Motorcade Bike Cop Owned By Speed Bump
just paint those speed bumps in bright yellow like other countries do!
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67. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Elevator prank
99% this one is staged. or the viral advert for 'BASS elevators'.
no one would risk with lawsuits, heart attacks and badly beaten-up girl just for a 5 minute video.
no one would risk with lawsuits, heart attacks and badly beaten-up girl just for a 5 minute video.
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68. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Driver tried parking to switch drivers and the car slipped into reverse...
erm, two police cars, two (or three?) fire trucks... what a confusion - what to do now?!
... and then the man jumped into the car... and voilà!
(vote me down, but probably those firefighters will be needed on a real emergency the next second. Why bring an army to deal with an... empty gear-jammed car)
... and then the man jumped into the car... and voilà!
(vote me down, but probably those firefighters will be needed on a real emergency the next second. Why bring an army to deal with an... empty gear-jammed car)
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69. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Clone Animals
"If people want to get a copy of their original pet, I do not see anything wrong with that"
so there will be (most likely) a choice in upcoming years: or
bah, no-ty.
so there will be (most likely) a choice in upcoming years: or
bah, no-ty.
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70. Awaits commented 11 years ago on video Lucky Lada driver
I am 99% sure there were two people in the car. #11, I am not an expert in Ladas, but I am afraid they do not have neck supports in early models. And as #14 said, dashcam driver asked - 'to help whom?'. There were two buddies in the car, one, most likely was thrown out during impact mess - wear your seat belts, brothers and sisters! and... #24 speaks the truth, imo
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71. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Russian Car Insurance Scam Attempt Fail Compilation
#4 from what I can understand whats written on 0:06 - in Russia driver has to pay harm done to the equipment/health even if he is not guilty in the accident.
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72. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Russian Car Insurance Scam Attempt Fail Compilation
and that's why those video registrators are so poular in Russia....
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73. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Red Bull STRATOS Jump
considering the Joe Kittinger was the only one on radio with Baumgartner the whole time, Joe's feels could be... very interesting. to administer a guy who is gonna tear his own records apart. and considering all the training, technology and safety stuff Felix had, apart from his own equipment back in 60ties. Kittinger, you rule! both of you!
I watched it all live, awesome, my time was well spent.
I watched it all live, awesome, my time was well spent.
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74. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Spiders In A Box Projected Onto Windows
i would like to know the tech behind this. I do agree with #10, but how it is possible to see them going around corners on all the four walls without being overlapped etc. or the full effect is visible from one spot where camera is at? or there is no projections at all, just fooling around with 'aftereffects'
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75. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Tears of Steel
this video reminded me those Red Alert cut-scenes back ago. acting an graphics quite similar
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76. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video A car stumbles on the street
try to do that 'backflip' on purpose on loose trolley wires. even if you try hard... wont happen.
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77. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Lightning Hits The Sea - Bay Of Kotor, Montenegro
whatever you do - make sure you DO NOT HAVE EARPHONES ON. Im half-deaf now.
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78. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Model trains for grown-ups
the one at 3:12, with number 15 on the side: amazing one! and such beast existed in the past...
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79. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Games We Play
pulling grass, perfect timing, fastest speed, balance, bicycle slalom, jump and touch, step on a crack, step inside a brick, two steps per crack - jeez, I played them all!
now I'm over 30, and all that is left from above - step inside a brick! often on the streets, sometimes at home - stepping PROPERLY(!) on parquet boards. hell yeah!
now I'm over 30, and all that is left from above - step inside a brick! often on the streets, sometimes at home - stepping PROPERLY(!) on parquet boards. hell yeah!
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80. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Russian wakeboarding and surfing
good one! though I would like to see that boat - rope was... like five-seven meters above
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81. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Mardy Fish Hits Line Judge On Eye - Wimbledon 2012
poor girl. ten days off her life hiding from crowd with an blue eye
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82. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Trust me, i'm an engineer !
this is hard to watch just after Liebherr cranes trick i saw just before
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83. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Your Best Defense Against Hangovers
#11 aspirin or other headache relievers?
your livers have a LOT work to do while recovering from a 'party', and then you feed them with medicines. ye, they make you feel better, but your livers are busy to get that ethanol out, so you double their workload.
I stick to bananas and eggs (as said), and yogurt, and kiwi, and sugary drink. and water! and with my remote control to watch discovery tv all day.
your livers have a LOT work to do while recovering from a 'party', and then you feed them with medicines. ye, they make you feel better, but your livers are busy to get that ethanol out, so you double their workload.
I stick to bananas and eggs (as said), and yogurt, and kiwi, and sugary drink. and water! and with my remote control to watch discovery tv all day.
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84. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Parking free
judging from the configuration of the broken beam, second car would not be able to pass (as he payed the fee). I want to see 5 seconds more of this vid!
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85. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Kid Wakes Up Drumming
ohh, I miss Nirvana.
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86. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video How to talk to your wife
in cases like this there is no need to listen at all: just put your phone aside, pick it up every 20-30 secs, say MHM, sometimes YEA at put it right back on the table. she wont notice. and at home, when she asks: do you remember what I told you? - just say MHM
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87. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Sony Xperia Active
well, if this is true: I am ready to switch my old fashioned indestructible siemens ME-series phone with this one. sony you say?
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88. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Nipwitz - Sarajevo
skiing in Bosnia is even more extreme considering that almost 4% of the country's territory is mined since 1992-1995 war
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89. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Balloon crash during festival in Myanmar
didnt expected to hear latvian language at the very end of the clip. what the hell he was doing there? "labs, ne?"
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90. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Anchors have a difficulty pronouncing a man's name.
another proof that given name can affect peoples life.
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91. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time
Twin Town - anyone still remember that British movie?
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92. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Faster Than Light Neutrinos (maybe): Field Trip!
I'm fourth. I must be Stig from Top Gear then. slower than light, #3
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93. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Best Local News Bloopers of 2011
4:02 = aaaah, aaaah, eeeeh, THE NOISE.
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94. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video 100 Years in 10 Minutes
It may sound odd, but without wars we will still be hitting nuts off the trees with sticks.
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95. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video White stuff at Cleveleys
Man goo from Chuck Norris. No other explanation.
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96. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Head On Car Crash
Saw this on some russian site before. Two people died on the spot (red car iirc), had no seatbelts, others were fine. And yes #7, this aint a snotr material.... :/
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98. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Scottish construction workers down under
-why scottish men wears a kilt?
-because sheeps can hear a zipper from miles away!
-because sheeps can hear a zipper from miles away!
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99. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video The Best Gun Fail Accidents - 2011
at the very last part of this video I guess those people are dealing at least with .577 tyrannosaur charged carabine. for elephant and hypo hunting. that's like holding an little tank in your hands... but watching that recoil is ... SO DAMN FUNNY!
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100. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video 24 hours on an aircraft carrier
not to be rude, but as dr.Evil says: ships are long and hard, and full of, ehm, seeman.
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101. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Russian Dog Fetches Vodka
They are not russians for sure. Language sounds more like Ukrainen.
And pure russian dog would drink that bottle by himself
And pure russian dog would drink that bottle by himself
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102. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video James bond on battlefield 3
Austin Powers gonna 'shag' while in that helicopter instead.
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103. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Greatest Scene In Film History
Snotr! Are you... still ok?
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104. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Hockey Player Pays Painful Price For Hug
They (red team) lost that game anyways, with 3:2
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105. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video According to Microsoft the Future is Like...
no thanks. I better interact with real people rather than those awesome looking gadgets.
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106. Awaits commented 12 years ago on video Dragon 50cal
I would like to have a job he has. I can fake a russian accent too! ????????! see?
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107. Awaits commented 13 years ago on video Brain scientist explains how she felt her stroke as it was happening
watched it all, sounds awesome. but heck, I do not want to experience that stuff. no thanks.
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108. Awaits commented 13 years ago on video Russia Car Crash Compilation 4
well, I think I learned a few russian words which seem to be commonly used right before you crash your car!
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110. Awaits commented 13 years ago on video Snow man scare prank gone wrong
Am I the only one who thinks his reaction is normal? When under threat in modern society we used to run, in medieval times and earlier: fight back. People react differently when under fear, I do approve this guy.
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111. Awaits commented 13 years ago on video Russia Car Crash Compilation
Best car crash compilation so far, and I seen many. Also had a chance to drive in Russia myself (St.Petersburg in particular), way too aggressive drivers around, and this Snotr video is a proof.
-10 1. Awaits commented 8 years ago on video Romanian Polka Band Does Katy Perry