I'd still prefer the McLaren...who gonna see you at 320kmh anyway?

@ #3: Lighten up dude. That was one of the funnier captions I've seen.

Asteroids ftw!!

"2 second hold" rofl...

Some people are born to do great stuff like this...I was born to stand and watch

Okay, I gotta throw my 2 cents in for 0:42 guy: Wile E. Coyote moment?

When nerds breakdance...

I wanted to see a demonstration....

"And Oliver has run himself over! What a great twit!!" - Monty Python

Douche - run down and tired.

I can't believe I just wrote that...

Mmm...bacon...

@chance: I looked up "captain obvious" & "moron" and they both came back as you!!

The Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart" was waaaay better than this one.

at the breakdance school..

@Mooz...wow, so original. How many websites have I seen that comment on before?

Work that pussy...

I can't believe I made it through the 80's...as a teenager

Mullet with headlights...rofl

Mouse + kangaroo + thalidomide = this thing

@ #10 soccer is short for Association Football. What does that have to do with NFL?

As for your gay sport, you hit the ball not only with your feet but your chest and head too. Maybe it should be called footchesthead ball.

And speaking of shite sports: http://failblog.org/2009/05/27/headbutt-fail/

You guys are a bunch of fags. Now go kiss your team mates.

Koshie looked like he ate something and it moved...

I dunno. I'd be kinda pissed off rooming with these guys. Every time I went to take a drink a damn pingpong ball landed in my cup...

No, not Terry.

Even if it did copy, that's still a hell of a trick.

Man, that is one dinosaur printer. You gotta chuck that shit out and forget you ever heard the words "Dot Matrix".

Awesome job. Makes me want to get into editing...

Haha I want one...

He came in to land faster with his engine stopped

Mr Bean rocks!!!

Mac guy is a fag.

What a horribly dull existence...

1:50 I keep hearing Stuart from MAD TV - "Look at what I can do"...

From the http://icanhascheezburger.com/ website.

More compilations like this S’il vous plaît...

I agree with #1. I think all poor quality/ cell phone vids should not be upped.

Can't do it all again if you're lion poo...unless doing it all again means fertilizing something...

Nothing suss...

It's 2009 and technology is increasing exponentially...except for video camera quality. You cannot tell me all were shot using cell phones.

@ #13: piss off god boy

That orange fish looked like something out of this old cartoon called Trapdoor...

But if he would have blown them away like we are allowed to do in defense of our property, that would be ok?

Fucken whateva...

Faceplant @ 1:28 did it for me

When guy number 2 first walked up to guy number 1, he tried to help him put his "jacket".

Dumb and Dumber.

This is definitely gonna get voted down but here goes...on 3 all black people roll left...1...2...3

@ #(removed comment) Cos you write some stupid shit...

Give yourself a rock-up and try not to follow thru...

She can play with my wang...

Proof: It's not the size of the man in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the man.

Why is the music Russian?

@ #5: cos man cannot live on bread alone...and I guess birds can't either

#3 as a Law Enforcement Officer, you get tased to show you how it feels. It's supposed to make you think twice about just tasing anybody (pregnant women, 12 year old girls, etc.)

I wonder why they don't do that with real guns...

"Then the Internet will respect me..." ROFL +1

#(removed comment) why fake? I gather you've never heard of a crosswind? If one hits your tail, it sends you off in all directions. I've seen some brilliant landings where the plane has come in almost sideways.

Power Ranger vs Ace Frehley (http://hardrockhideout.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/acefrehley.jpg)

This guy had 3 things going against him:
1) He's not white
2) He's in Georgia
3) He's not white and he's in Georgia

nuf said.

#9 - #4 clearly says that "I am not a woman".

Aaaahahahahahahaa

Good, but not as good as his interview with Michael Jackson

#2: It's magic. Didn't you read the title?

Awesome

A pig? Wow, I thought it was a chicken...

That was fucken awesome.

I know this is a horrible thing to say, but I hope a lot of those dumbasses are no longer with us. That stupidity of this magnitude could exist - 02:55 < The perfect example of what Darwin was talking about.

Gumby in a red sweater...

Kookaburra? http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3808304573841392701

#9 Let me guess, You are a frog?
Non?

And you forgot that the French also invented:
women with hairy armpits
bad onion breath
losing every war with the English
grown man crybabies

etc

etc

@ #7: that's a Renault. From France

@ #5 Cats are godlike.

Awesome vid

Umbilical Brothers ftw!!!

#6 Rofl

The cop one was definitely the best... < there's no trunk smiley so you'll have to settle for the monkey.

@#5 So go ahead and put a vid of a starving African faceplanting off a table.

No sympathy. Phucking moron.

w00t!!

Wow #7, you really are a twat. It's just been explained to you that it's from a comedy show. Where's the smiley for wanker?

Hmm...dunno about this one. I vote staged. Funny tho.

Would do it uphill on a motorbike... but not downhill like that

Would have been cool to watch it eat a mouse...

Worst. Soundtrack. Ever.

Some pretty coo pics tho.

Even with a parachute, I would seriously shit myself if the rock gave way under my feet 00:05

Not only has he got the clap #1, he also looks like he really needs to take a shit.

Really? I couldn't taste anything...

1 million lbs. Bit of a difference from 100,000 lbs.

#5: What's wrong with my comment

If I wanted to be crude, I could have said "This is like my wife's when I want some."

Notice how there's no driver in the truck?

Not just stupid: blind.

Nice Pussy

Wicked!!

Sorry, I should have commented about the vid first...can I have your cat?

Hey #2: you're new to the site and already I can't stand you. Why don't you submit a new video? Failing that, go play in traffic for a while.

#33: Pride? err...no. Sticking up for your own? I could see that if it was one or two people who actually knew the guy. But a quarter of the crowd? Doubt a loser like that has that many friends.

George Bush's eye is bigger than his brain.

Stupid. If this guy had done research, he would have found that a single girl in an elevator will react this way to almost any man that gets in with her.

We all have the inborn "threat" sense. We all unconsciously size up everyone we meet to see whether they pose a threat to us.

You think people would prefer some big redneck getting in the elevator with them over a well dressed black man?

#5: You're an idiot.

#7: You're an illiterate idiot.

@ #31: Grabbing each others asses in the scrum...Rugby, that's a FAG's sport.

In the spirit of this twats comment (http://www.snotr.com/video/1595#comment-18641)

-_-''' imho european cops are totally idiots and play too much to the Playstation...

@ #19: Were you the crippled and retarded child? It's ok. You can tell us. We're all friends here...

Fag...didn't even get shot with the whole potato

Corageous...err, no. Stupid...Yep!!

#7, #8, #9: #3 made the comment that "American Cops" are totally idiots.

Declaring that all of a group of people are something is idiocy. When I was in Australia, an Aboriginal stole my car. Following your logic - Aboriginals are car thieves.

#3 imho, you're an illiterate idiot.

Wow...what a completely useless trick.

#6 that is soooo wrong on soooo many levels

Sweeeet. I wonder if it's powerful enough to fly with someone laying down in it?

@ #5

S'ok, I found it... http://www.rathergood.com/beer/

#16: Fuck off. It is everyone's Earth given right to drink whatever the hell we like when we like. None of these fools were hurting anyone but themselves. Keep your religious shit out of it.

Anyone tell me where I can get this song? I want it as a ringtone

Pff...I could do this in my...dreams

pussy vs snake...pussy wins

A good way to build a building, huh? Build each floor then raise it up.

@ #23: Noureddin? Sounds Arabic. Prolly why you don't find it funny

My arguement for birth control

The original video a few years back, it was an oil rig...

Sharpshoter? Do you mean "Sharpshooter"?

Anywho, the chicks socks are dirty...

#6 Rofl

T0 #4, the show isn't Saturday Night Live. It's from an Australian comedy show.

It is fake. The real chase was actually a car. The police car is not the one who got stuck between the two trucks.

It was on Worlds Wildest Police Chases a few weeks ago...

Hole in one

Posted 2 hours ago by CadpigLover

Reporter that are confirmed dead:

[00:23]COD:Headshot from a motorbike < No she isn't. She's still reporting.
[00:32]COD:Headshot from a speeding horse
[00:41]COD:Headshot from a plane wing(seriously,he's dead) < No he isn't.
[01:44]COD:Brain freeze from a wave of snow < That's just funny

Strike! Lucky no 7 - 9 split

Chicken flatatooey

Looks like fun

10 year old has heart attack...

That old fart talking about seeing things at a distance...if those glasses of his are any indication, neither his eyesight or his ideas go further than his nose.

I wonder how you find out you can do that

Nozebleed

That. Was. Wicked

rjavc you "and new tehnology will came!" Will came? Evidently this music is not appreciated by the illiterate

He actually covered himself with deer musk. And it's his wife filming it