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+13 1. Bender_Rodriguez commented 11 years ago on video Crash safety test: 1959 vs 2009

Looks like they made some real improvements in there. While old car got completely wrecked even inside probably killing the driver then the new car is stiff enough to protect people inside. Nice. I'd love to see it with even slower motion seeing >:)
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+2 2. Bender_Rodriguez commented 11 years ago on video Running 100m in 9.58 seconds

The reason there are only black people is because it has been proven that their muscles contain more "fast" muscle fibres. There are two types, fast and for long runs, you can always increase the amount of fast muscles but to some certain point. Usain Bolt got that record becaus he is BIG!! Notice how tall he is so he also has longer legs and if he moves them fast enough then he can outrun every pygmies runners :)
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+7 3. Bender_Rodriguez commented 11 years ago on video Baby Beaver

Look at this baby beaver's leg, dogs do the same :)
I've heard that only mammals and birds can enjoy scratching, rubbing etc.

P.S. That is so cute...

:(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) Monkey heads for that
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+10 4. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Explosive inc.

It is not made on unreal engine but on source engine and it was made with Garry's Mod.
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-3 5. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Bird Moonwalk

Sorry for double post, refresh you devil :(
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+1 6. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Bird Moonwalk

The bird does it a lot better than she >:)

Here's a tip for her: observe and learn :(|)
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+3 7. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video RC freestyle

Wow, either the engine in this RC is VERY strong or the RC plane is very light or maybe both?? It's amazing that his RC engine can change rotary direction in a second (while it was standing on it's nose). In other words AMAZING
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+5 8. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Baseball bat spin trick

It's magic!! Nothing fake about it >:)
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+3 9. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Lucky shot?

I'f i'm correct then the opposite team is shouting just before the balls in. After thay there is a loud wooooooo :) of the same opposite team >:) And the luckers team is just mad :D
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+26 10. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video WoW account cancelled: hilarity ensues

1:10 Gay habit ;)??
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+1 11. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Flying Pitbulls

StrongDog Championship :D
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0 12. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Nasty pig food

He HAD such a nice suit >:)
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0 13. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Nasty pig food

But at least you can say they've been fed with Las Vegas food ;)
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+1 14. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Nasty pig food

I was watching ending about twenty times :D
The guy wanted to say something and didn't expect that, even the window was opened >:)
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+1 15. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Ninja skillz

That's when you let nerds come out of their homes and train with normal people.

He doesn't look like an apprentice material for Chuck Norris >:)
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-20 16. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Japanese Beatboxer vol.2

Useless talent #432
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+12 17. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video How to turn around a car

Look at the blue ford at the beginning, if he'd back up a bit more he could turn around in three "moves". How this woman is driving is just pathetic adding to this that she has very short car with small turn radius. When she should drive back she drives forward :D

The last car made it perfectly :)
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-2 18. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Ball Trick

Useless talent #233 >:)
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-1 19. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Cup stacking kid

Guinsess records, making people proud of useless talents >:)
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+1 20. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Duck and Cover

And now let's practice duck&cover with live a-bomb >:)

Let's see if duck&cover will help anyone :)
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+8 21. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Funny cats compilation

I really like the music :(|)

What is it :)??


And 1:54 IS THE BEST !!
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-18 22. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Scariest motorcycle jump in history

So much fuss about a 5 second jump :)
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-1 23. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video South Park tackles the economy

What do You think the banks introduce with lending money which they don't really have?? The banks introduce the inflation and since USA is no longer in charge of printing the money since 1913 then You are pretty fucked
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+2 24. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Grandma on the shooting range

Anyone seen that she is shooting the german mp40 :)??
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-5 25. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video The best of Just for Laughs

Everyone lets use

p.s. i'm a big fan of Metallic
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-5 26. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Turtle gets a little lost

It's just the american way, they need a mindless animal so they find themselves an american girl :)

Cats are very intelligent by they way when compared to americans :D
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-4 27. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Mickey Mouse vs Disney Land visitor

While i agree on the Mickey mouse part that kid is a pathetic product of today's media. Geeeeez can't watch how stupid he is and will be...
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+2 28. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Nike - Fate

Basically everything boils down to the reason that they both need shoes and the commercial suggests which people should buy >:)
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-15 29. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Ski chick

For a chick she got some pretty nice skills but only for a chick. Otherwise her skills are quite mediocre.
Despite that i'd never do such things >:)
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+3 30. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Helmet camera view of motorcycle crash

#pire

Hungry person thinks about food :P
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+4 31. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Weatherman with green tie

I completely agree with #1 :)

That would look great >:)
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+3 32. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Top 10 Aussie beer commercials (2)

1:40 Now i know where "Pure blonde" beer takes it's yellowish color, horse anyone?
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+2 33. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Slow motion New Year's Eve

Look how cool the turkey is transferring it's own momentum speed to the people's head, it's looks cool.
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+4 34. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Plaxico Burress Parody

I meant with a bullet without a gun.
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-5 35. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Plaxico Burress Parody

Try to kill someone with a bullet without a bullet. They wouldn't invent guns if a bullet would be enough.
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+7 36. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Plaxico Burress Parody

"guns kill people" becomes so real...
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+1 37. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Jesus Christ Lizard

I wonder what if he had to stop on water :D Then we could say if he is the Jesus Christ of lizards >:)
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0 38. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Jesus Christ Lizard

Not the air bubbles, as You can see their feet are quite big so the use it like a paddle.
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+1 39. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Beer bottle domino

Thats the kind of tricks you make when drinking beer >:)
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-6 40. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video News blooper

This is the proof that hamsters are trying to take over the world!!
The first thing is they replace the humans with humans look-a-like hamsters!!
Could You tell the difference??
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+8 41. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Windy soccer game

It looks like they are great in dodging those billboards but when it goes to injuries they turn on their "actor mode" and even grass makes them fall down...
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+3 42. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Football is cruel

Most football teams got lessons on how to fake an injury :) Man UTD got busted having such one :) To me footbal injuries remind me american wrestling :)
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+1 43. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Eyebrows raising

That happens to all Your children when they got too much sugar in their blood from eating chocolate :)
Do you think where are those shooting in USA schools from >:) ??
They ate two chocolates...
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+1 44. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Japanese sushi etiquette

I also liked the movie. Everything they've done in this movie showed respect to everything and to everyone. I like it, at least people there in most cases consider honor a very important thing.
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+4 45. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Japanese sushi etiquette

#5 if you are fed only on hamburgers then it's no surprise you'd starve there. Have you seen any fat people there:)?? I bet you look like halfman,bear,pig from southpark :)
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-9 46. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Got muscle?

Actually i don't play at all. I'm old enough to ditch this primitive type of fun and enjoy something a bit more sofisticated. That doesn't rule out time to time watching snotr :)
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+13 47. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video History of the Internet

French invented it in case they got attacked so they could run away even if their phone lines were broken. That's the reason their tanks got 5 backward gears and 1 forward gear in case they were attacked from behind >:)
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-15 48. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Got muscle?

The guy needs to go to college. Instead of increasing his mind muscles he trains. Then when he won't get any decent job he'll start selling drugs or something.
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+1 49. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Fastest gunman ever?

Humans muscle can react in 1/1000 of a second so he says he does it in 2/100 what gives him enough time to accomplish what he does.
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0 50. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Leather Pounds

What show is it??
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+2 51. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Insane dog part 2

Free will doesn't include controling Your bowels movement or using mouth >:)
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+2 52. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Fat Woman Falls

The pig doesn't represent her but the way such people eat, like pigs, anything You give her she'll at because she's hungry. Anyway, i woudln't be near her as she's hungry, gotta know the risk of being eaten >:)
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+3 53. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Love Hurts

If only arrows would be so painful in love then we would be in heaven >:)
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+3 54. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Scary Mary

I'm not sure but he meant first post at snotr?

If he would be a douche he would just write FIRST!!!!!
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-4 55. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video White House's last Barney Christmas video

Well they let a dog decorate that tree, that makes You think why George isn't making that?? If dog is more responsible than G.W.B then what the hell was he doing there 8 years?? We could have voted for a dog and the outcome would be far better than now :)
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+2 56. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Extremely weird dancing

Everyone there danced like a dog full of fleas, but this guy tried to cure it with some mushrooms he collected from his grandma's wood.
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-3 57. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Mud slide in Afghanistan

It's like waiting for a train to drive through instead they got rivers of mud, that's the only difference.
I swear I've seen bin Laden on one of the rocks!
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+3 58. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Top 10 giant movie monsters

Nerds wish movie...
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0 59. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Indian tractor movie

But it is not possible to curve it on such short distance.
I think they would have to move their arms with the speed of sound :D
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0 60. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Indian tractor movie

Actually curved bullets are real :D
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0 61. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Cat eats with fork and chopsticks

Completely nuts!!
I understand she would teach her kids the manners to eat properly
But when i see animals forced to do something against nature then it's too much.
As a cat's revenge I would try to teach her fall like cats, i'd start with a 20 metres high tree :D
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+1 62. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Cat eats with fork and chopsticks

Completely nuts!!
I understand she would teach her kids the manners to eat properly
But when i see animals forced to do something against nature then it's too much.
As a cat's revenge I would try to teach her fall like cats, i'd start with a 20 metres high tree :D
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+2 63. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Indian tractor movie

Fake or not everyone agrees that Bollywood movies are a mixture of crap and cheap actors :D
I've seen one Bollywood movie and that's enough for me for the rest of my life.
3 Hours movie where 2.5 Hours was just synchronous dancing :D
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+2 64. Bender_Rodriguez commented 12 years ago on video Tricks for treats

Maybe this zoo completely relies on the people who come, to feed their pets :)??