"If at first you don't succeed, try try again. Just don't try the same fucking thing a hundred times in a row."

i don't see anything wrong with this! That's how I park my car sometimes

So I'm in a police chase, but i'm just gonna sit in the middle of the road and do donuts around the cop cars. I'll never get caught!

Yep. She's a natural blonde.

So THIS is how Dunkin Donuts made it to the big leagues

I still wish she'd kicked him in the face...

#7 Sounds about right to me. I think doctors should start doing it this way

3...2...1.... BAM! Blood gushes everywhere and OUT comes the alien!

This kind of thing is what makes me thing we're not COMPLETELY fucked.

This is the only way I'd ever "smoke" anything XD

Pfft! I can do all of this! XD Jk, I can't even balance on a chair without falling on my ass

Why don't we have that kind of entertainment where I live damnit?

Lmfao woww, some people REALLY need to calm down. I've never seen such an idiotic driver in my life!

I'm number seventy two! Awe shit, number twenty seven!

Michael Jackson is one of the BEST musicians EVER. It's awesome that they made a tribute for him. He definitely deserves it.

I have GOT to get me one of these!