I would like to know what kind of balloon this was and where to get one. Also what was the weight of the camera, could another object.... say a tiny, super annoying, barking Chihuahua owned by my sister be attached to it instead? I wont be needing the parachute either.

I totally agree with #1, cingular.. oops I mean "AT&T" must be the official carrier of Hollywood.

They must falsify their bar rating, I think a signal strength of 10% means a full 5 bars on AT&T Phones. I got the Iphone so I'm stuck with At&t or T-mobile and dream of the day I can switch to Verizon with it. If Verizon carried the Iphone AT&T would loose half their customer base overnight.

French flags are fun and easy to make! You can try this at home too! Take an ordinary all white pillow case and attach to the end of a broomstick. Wave back and forth and yell "We surrender" and your done.

All those safety cages and fire systems and racing suits kinda take the fun out of it. I say get some redneck to strap a lawn chair to the top of a jet engine with old lawnmower wheels precariously attached to it. THEN it'll be one hell of a scary ride.

He's gonna park it somewhere and come back to find small critters and raccoon's making nests in it. That and by the angle if it ever rains, its gonna fill up with water and weight a ton.

#14, what is this banner Ads you speak of? Google "hosts file" and download the latest available from mvps, it will block 99% of the Ads you see on the internet with a blank page. Makes the web seem a lot cleaner and easier to read too.

Was kinda funny until he goes to the doctor a few days later for back pain and finds out he has a broken disc in his spine.

The resulting lawsuit, however, would be funny, as he gets into his brand new Porsche from his wheelchair.

I'm impressed the car still drove after all those jumps. Doesn't that kind of stuff usually break the axles, among other things?

#4 when the jet shuts off, (usually about halfway or 3/4 way down the track) it makes a loud bang. I happened to be standing halfway down the track when a 6 second dragster shut down and my ears were ringing for hours.

Most jet cars don't burn all the way down to the end of the track or they would be going too fast to stop, they are usually already hitting 200 mph by the 1/8 mile

This should go under the "Recycle Bin" category, its neither funny, nor amusing, or anything interesting at all. This video should not have made it on snotr. I don't blame the uploader as some ppl simply dont know any better, I blame whoever approved it, the admin should have their account deleted.

You would think after 94 negative votes this video would automatically be removed, just like negative comments.

Old people should not be on the road. They are a danger to us all.

Thanks #18 for the post, I almost forgot about that car. The FCX is probably the only real green car in existence. All the chemicals and work required to make batteries make them a non-option, but the FCX runs on hydrogen which will be around forever, unlike oil which will run out in a couple hundred years, and hydrogen can be made from water, which is also in abundance on earth, especially after global warming

#6, watch the top gear episode on this car and you will understand why this car completely FAILS at life in general and is not a viable alternative to gas powered cars in any way.

They drove the smaller car around the track for under an hour and its batteries were completely drained, then it takes 16 hours for the batteries to charge again. And just like your Laptop, the batteries will wear over over a period of years and need replacing (typically 5 years)... guess how much they cost? $36 grand is what Tesla officially quoted. Current Lithium Ion & Alternative battery technology just wont do the trick. Imagine $36,000 every 5 years to keep your car running. You could buy a fairly nice luxury car for that amount of money.

So lets see, you can buy a gas powered version of the same small car they make for $60k, or for a little more you can get the supercharged exige which does 0-60 in about 4 seconds, and still gets 29mpg.

Oh and when you run out of fuel, it takes less than 5 minutes to fill up at a gas station instead of waiting 16 hours at a charging station.

Battery powered cars with current battery technology = stupid. I'll take turbocharged gas engines over electric any day with current technology.

Let the tree hugging hippies bring on the bad votes...

I was waiting to see the look on the snakes face as he shat it out the other end, but then he had to go and throw it up instead. I'm gonna leave some hard boiled eggs lying around in the woods and see what happens

Not typical snotr content, but I found this to be really interesting.... hack the planet, with a 300 baud modem!

The real question is how do they taste?

Anybody else wonder what he's doing with such a nice scale that measures in grams?!? ... Drug dealer

#13... drugs are good, M-kaayyy

Lol, @ #(removed comment) I was hoping she would accidentally floor it and go into the water too. She must be completely baked or piss drunk, under sober circumstances she couldn't possibly be THAT bad?!?

Lol @ #2 for the harley comment. Their official logo should be "Making lots of noise and very little power for over 100 years"

This makes me wonder if Kangaroo is better BBQ'd or slow roasted?

Anybody else slowmotion this to see if there was boob at 0:31 ? Damn bra

Why, oh why did they let a woman test drive it. All she says it "Oh its pretty and shiny and the dashboard is made of blah blah blah, and listen to that neat sound it makes" Now if a man was driving it you would hear tires screeching the engine roaring and possibly a big fireball in the end, making it far more interesting... what a waste of time.

You could also make the box out of Matzah and make the whole thing edible... its got the same strength as cardboard... and tastes about the same too.

Mexicans... cheaper than a simple conveyor belt. (Q): Do you know why Mexicans have refried beans instead of just fried beans? (A): Ever seen a Mexican that didn't f*ck something up the first time around.

But seriously I'm just kidding, I got nothing against em, I love taco's and well manicured lawns.

wow, this video is retarded and should not be here. wtf?!? get with the Q/C guys

boring

WRONG!!! lmao, I vote to keep posting these commercials. Keep up the good work

2:5 Did they just blow up the dog with some remote detonation device???

Umm, that sounds like an ad FOR smoking. Smoke and hot chicks in cars will pick you up!!! the impotency is just an added bonus, no need for birth control, yay!!!

man I want a cigarette now... brb

blowing her way to the top... no pun intended of course

#(removed comment) / #10 It was the "wise up" at the end that made you stand out as a dick. Human beings enjoy thrills and adventure, its part of being human, and a few cuts, scratches and bruises along the way just add character.

People without any fun or adventure in their lives grow up to be serial killers or accountants

McDonald's saves the day!

Simulated rowing

I agree with #1.... booooorrrrinnngggg video

There should be a rating system for videos just like there is for comments, where the crappy videos that get voted down disappear from the list so we dont waste our time watching garbage like this.

perhaps a weekly top 10 as well while your at it... chop chop

The idiot was clearly still facing the vehicle WHILE it started rolling back. I'll be willing to bet he was drunk and just thought the world was spinning.

He made a very common mistake resulting in tank slap, whenever you keep the front wheel off the ground for extended periods of time you have to gently let it back down on the pavement for a quick tap then re-apply the throttle to bring it just barely off the ground again and then let it back down fully. This allows the tire to start spinning again before it fully touches the ground.

When the rear tire is going 90mph and the front is going 0 mph it basically just skids when it first touches down on the pavement, just like when a big airplane touches down on the runway and you see that large cloud of smoke from the tires. A good example of this is when Ghost Rider does his 200+ Mph wheelies on the 500hp Hayabusa, you can see him double tap the front tire when coming down.

Also a good steering damper helps a lot in preventing tank slap.

#(removed comment), I was gonna post the same exact comment, but you beat me to it, LOL!

This reminds me of Florida drivers, old farts driving 25mph in the left lane of a 45mph three lane road. We call them cotton tops or qtips around here because the top of their heads looks just like a qtip, but this should be the official Florida driver handbook front page picture

#9 lol, you took the words right out of my mouth.

He's only 8 years old... just tell him that the bird just took his mouse to the park to hang out... tell him that they'll be back tomorrow and just run down to the pet store and get another one... rats/mice are a dime a dozen and all look alike.

I'm not religious or racist... I hate everyone equally!

This car looks familiar... we have a lot of lifted caprice's just like this here in Florida, the one in this video is especially high off the ground, but rather plain jane when it comes to bling, plus the rims are SMALL... what are those little tiny 20 or 22" inch rims?? pssssffttt. U aint rolling right unless your on 28" or better.

Best one I have seen locally is modified to look like an old texas style cadillac with horns on the hood and a horrid orange/chrome/purple paint job and of course huge spinners and a crack pipe built into the steering wheel.

If you ever see a car like this on a the road and want to see the driver literally jump out of it while its still moving, just throw a job application through the window.

#5 the WRT54GL router is the good one, with 16mb of memory instead of the regular WRT54G which only has 8mb. Only the 16mb version will fit the full DD-WRT and Sveasoft firmwares which make it worthwhile. My WRT54GL is running on channel 14 with 90mw of power output and overclocked to 215 Mhz Next step... liquid cooling

1:18 Anybody catch that Windows OEM code on the bottom of the laptop???

#(removed comment) and #6 Speaking from simply a viewers perspective... I watch snotr almost every day when I get off work, its usually full of funny or amazing videos that brighten my day (that family oriented bit). I really don't want to see videos that involve blood or guts or really offensive material... if I wanted to see that I would go to stileproject or some other site.

I like how they maintain this family atmosphere... that video of "Cookin by the book" did have vulgar words in it, but that's what made it so funny... it wasn't meant in a hateful manner and didn't involve anyone dying and was humorous... a video of somebody shooting somebody is NOT humorous.

#6 did you say the words "at least" and 200hp in the same sentence.

#14, whats the difference?

2:56 Listen to his laugh, lol.

1:10 Its a boob loop, perhaps thats a new stunt.

1:45 did that HD catch fire???

You would think the beer would go down quickly once she got the entire mug into her mouth. Perhaps she forgot the whole part about relaxing the throat and cupping the balls

Soooo what this is trying to tell us is that we need to get women a double bag vacuum cleaner AND a necklace. Got it! and maybe throw in some knee pads for em while we're at it.

3:55 the robot fully says "Mini Pooper" it probably doesn't have the word cooper in its dbase... either that or it was referring to James May, his head was kinda close


At first it seems kinda stupid compared to some other computers, but once you realize that it is doing this all from its own recognition and interpretation and not just recognizing photo's of objects it's pretty impressive.

At those altitudes you could fully throw a rock and destroy a $30 million dollar jet, crazy

#10 ever walk down any M.L.K. street at night? that's when you carry a gun (everyone else there is already carrying one anyways). I would wrap this up with leather and put some binder holes in it. Would look just like an organizer w/o the flashlight.

And for those b*tching about guns in general... Guns aren't just for killing people, they are fun just to go and target practice with, just like a bow and arrow or a slingshot, just for adults

Seems hilarious, but the horrible audio ruins it. Its like getting the super hot chick across the room's phone number and then realizing she has an adams apple. Game over

Seriously, 18 posts and nobody's made a cock joke yet?!? and of course by cock I mean rooster, just so we're clear on that.

I love how many other cultures enjoy the thrill of speed and racing, and realize that with it comes some obvious level of danger and risk. They simply shrug it off and continue on with life.

If this happened in America.... watch out! lawyers would be shutting the whole thing down within hours and "concerned parents" (aka rich parents, with too much free time on their hands) would be screaming bloody murder claiming everyone is going to get killed.

It was refreshing to see a good sport. I just hope they paid for his repair bill. Or maybe they'll just let him keep the car

Simply based on the fact that he didn't simply walk out on her right there, that woman clearly has some VERY redeeming qualities... the term "chrome off a trailer hitch" comes to mind.

Insert some sort of satanic music and some photoshopped candles in the background and you've got a pretty evil cat.

Sweet! Now I can kill people and brush up my art history at the same time. C-c-c-combo!

Got a link to d/l it?

Windows robot should have run to the server room where real computers are kept, then we could have had a Mac vs Unix vs Windows battle... oops, I think I may have just spoiled the sequel.

--Macs are like a fisher price toy set for adults.

I remember walking around Manhattan one night after drinking too much, I REALLLLYY had to take a piss and couldn't find a single bathroom anywhere, I walked for blocks and blocks. I still wouldn't have used this. I eventually just found a sewer drain on an empty subway tunnel

I believe the technical ski term for this is "Yard Sale"

#1... since your Scottish I'll explain whats going on. Here in America we have whats called electricity... and that allows us to power that strange voodoo picture looking box on the wall, which we call a Television. These two gentlemen were playing what we call a "video game" on the "television." It turns out that one of the gentlemen was retarded and broke the other man's voodoo picture box (television).
Now the owner of the voodoo picture box is most likely going to bring physical harm to the retarded gentleman, so he needs to run away... but here in America we also have what we call Airplanes (voodoo flying machines) This allows the retarded man to escape faster by flying into the air and arriving at another location far, far away.

You CAN actually customize Garmin GPS units with custom voices and words. A friend actually setup his with a redneck voice, it says things like "Ya' Otta Hang a right in 500 feet ya'll" and "Proceed down this here yonder street for 2.5 miles" etc... it is hilarious to listen to while driving around.

It looks like he is holding some sort of food up and the kitten is trying to get at it, it licks its mouth and keeps opening it as if to eat. Seems kinda sad if the poor kitten is hungry and he's just taunting it.

Ummm, when they edited this did they realize at 1:31 there was fully cameltoe? Its at 1:32 in the high-def one if u watch that. But beyond that... nice little skit.

Whats that flipper?, Timmy fell down a well?

I don't even need to watch the video, the sound of those beautiful F1 engines screaming to 17,000 rpm is music to my ears. Somebody should post the video of the F1 car singing the national anthem by revving its engine.

Why wasn't the Stig driving one of the buses? Also would have been great if they put some fake dummies in the back seats... watch em go flying all over the place.

What? Oooookkkk! Yeeeaaaahhhh!

It looks like he's got a borg eye. Resistance is futile!

How is he gonna get them off of his head now?

My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for "doggy-style." Lol i'v watched that movie a hundred times.

That last one with the chicken made the perfect ending, Lol screaming like a little girl

I always thought that was a harmonica... now I know thanks to this totally original and unedited clip from the movie.