I suppose that'd be pretty cool if you're into film and make up.

Next ...

Thanks for the guitar solo promo at the end

I would react the same way as that last guy. You piss on me, whether literally or figuratively, and I'll come after you.

The same reason I cross the bar to make a fool out of myself to some random chick. To spawn.

That is a place I want to be!! And I'm no bogan/redneck ..

Bill Warner - his balls are bigger than yours!

The otter scores bonus points for quick reflexes.
Casey for the title in 2011!!

The forklift, what a laugh!

He didnt seem too phased. Maybe he's a pedo on a Thai holiday

The entire board of directors at snotr need to be severely reprimanded for this piece of shit! Shareholder revolt I say!!!

The miracles of CGI. That was Roman Abramovich on his yacht

And his wedding ring slipped off ... well they're off to a good start.

#6 u funny!! If there was a "classic comment of the day" yours would be up there

Geee I didnt see that comin'. What an idiot!

The Japanese are so trippy!

Good on you uncle Gerald! And good on the family for making his wish come true. I love bungers

#15 couldnt agree more with your examples of incredible places on earth Yellowstone, Catatumbo lightning etc. But this is a man made fuck up that cant be extinguished

Ouch!! The driver looked in bad shape from early on

#9 I think its getting down voted cos she didn't pull her tits out. With that said, I up voted, I like her dance, and I would totally tap that ass!

Can only confirm #12 sentiment. Leila Mckinnon is a b-grade journalist and ACA is a terrible show. She's only in her job because she's shagging the network boss.

He just got served!

That was insane. Much respect for the pilots.. glade they didn't end up on an episode of Air Crash Investigation

Is it meat week on snotr?

I haven't had an Argentine bbq, but ive had Brazilian churrasco and it fcken rocks! Not sure why this vid is thumbed down I like it. Piss off vegans!

Hate to admit it but there was some chemistry going on there ... that was saucy

#3 I think doppelganger is the word you're looking for

Thanks #17. I'm pretty sure my next door neighbor is a mutated human trying to breed its spawn into society. Not as popular or liked as the Scottish fold.

Good going attack the ref you little champions

#(removed comment) well I wonder if you're a skier??
Been burnt by a snowborder one too many times hey?
Get a dog up ya, wanker!

Honestly, its not that funny dude

I wanna go to Miniatur Wonderbar

I love catwalk fails. And I love Hawko's arse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwBmrHUZiOg

#7 lol.
Looks like a hoot! I'd prefer to be on the train downing ales rather than sitting here commenting on it

This may force Mr Rubik out of retirement

#14 I'm not from America and I dont intend to ever live there, but whats with the US bashing cos he said "Holy Shit" a few times?
Why do they say "Dio Cane" in Italy, which means "God is a dog" loosely translated? No seriously why?

I'll tell you why douche bag, cos each and every country and culture has their own style of speech, mannerisms, dialect or slang.

If you want to be a bagging little piss ant, back yourself up with a decent argument.. shit for brains!

#7 I lol'd at that nice one.

At 3:01 why does he say "this is what Urims's skin PROBABLY looked like before treatment"? It either did or it didn't. Maybe I'm mistaken but that doesn't make sense.

WOW! Original. Just wondering if I change my profile name to lockandload1 or Portugal266 I might be able to trick the mods and get some old sh!te like this posted;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqLFH1CALRs&playnext=1&list=PLEDDE62158A922CCD

The point is, there is so much better material around and I bet its being submitted all the time by various different snotr members. We just dont see enough of it!

I want that three and a half minutes of life back now! That was terrible! I feel like washing my eyes and ears out with soap.

Truly amazing. A legless dude shredding like a pro, and better than most fully abled skaters. The blunt slide over the fun box ... I mean seriously!!

Nice rack
Well someone was going to say it..

#13 its a special liquid mined deep in the ocean where a small colony of squids do liquid bubble farts, or sometimes called sharts. This liquid is harvested for humans to use in bubble machines and the like.

Hell yeah! I'd throw this guy a dollar or 5.

#10 add it as a favourite then

I'm not fussy. I'll take either over my Fiat any day

#9 its the Humvee path to enlightenment for some

Spongebob speedpants much?

The naked female mole rat is what they call a slut in any other organisms social set

#2 FTW

He's got more important things to do than check on the passengers. Like smoking and thinking

The first 5 seconds are the best. Then its boring

He looks normal to me. Its everyone else that is suffering some form of dwarfism

2:25 "Puts me in mind of our old friend Monaro". I was about to say I'd take this Marcos over a two door Commodore. But ... I'm a tall lanky c*nt so probably not. The Conkadore still wins

Gun love. Its an acquired taste

#6 - laughs

I like this show, but this clip isn't the greatest. And to whoever said Two and a half men rules ... say it again so I can hate you more!

I thought the worst. He went all stiff after the landing, and the body language of his team mates suggested he was completely fcked.

#5 & #12 many thanks

0:41 slap that bitch!

That photographer got what was coming. What did he expect? He's not exactly dealing with professional dancers who know how to deal with the media or an event like this

This dog is kinda acting like a cat

How cool was that! Great to see a father-daughter connection like this. I hope to have something really special with my future child/children. They will have music in their lives from day dot for sure ..

#14 actually she has played a transgender man>lady in the IT Crowd S03E04. Douglas Reynholm dates her thinking she says "I'm from Iran" instead of "I'm a man". Fcken hilarious! I agree she's hot though when playing a her

DJ Paraplegic haha!

Dodgey renters trashing the place with beer tricks. Fcken funny

I lol'd at this. handy little trick..

I'm sure Ben just soiled is pants

1:30 who is that?? Pretty hot!
Each to their own but I wouldn't include Reece Witherspoon in that montage.

#22 thanks, that would explain it

#10, put a lighter to your arse, ignite fart, and then report back to me with your findings.

I wont be thumbing down #6, 8 and 10. Whenever I hear a banjo I think of a toothless freaky looking inbred kid playing banjo on a rickety wooden balcony.

"whats the trouble Gary? Oh oh, a modern Frankenstein" Bwahahaha!

I wouldn't exactly call that fishing!

#7 agree, why put a V8 (or V10 or whatever it is) into a RX7? Why not a 20B rotor instead? Maybe its about weight distribution or the torque of the V8 for drifting. Not sure .. but I'd like to know.

Tosser! What did he expect

Olla ... mucho mucho! I want this dog with me down the beach

That was great! Really cool connection between the two of them.
I saw a Meerkat at 1:36 though

Sydney NYE kills this!

Looks like a cold dreary sh!thole. I'd want to throw myself (or be thrown) off a building too

Not as horrific as I'd hoped

# 8, thankyou I've been saying "little own" me for years. what a tard I am

hmmm ... who rapes anyone ... little own a decapitated dead person. Weirdo!

C&H ... FTW!

I want one!!!

#2 haha parody on the fake call

at 1:15 his helmet gets taken off by the wayward extinguisher. long time to wait for laughs but i'll still thumbs yip for this

I wish it was Noel Gallagher jumping instead of singing.... and with a faulty wing suit!

I like this fella. He makes sum gud points bout da english language

A very scientific explanation to a very natural inclination to procreate

I lol'd at this

I'm not really into UFC but that was pretty awesome

#6 I thought it was piloted as well. What is the AI? Sensers to detect height, speed, trajectory of the ball and so on? Sorry I dont know much about quadbikes

You can grab the shirt collar a piece of their shorts a sock whatever it takes. That wasnt dangerous the problem was he had no support, that number 3 for nsw shouldve stayed close in for the offload

0:36 I am outa there man and dont chase me!

That was ... really impressive! Love their facial expressions, or lack of.

#(removed comment) piss off spammer!

Was there a flood in Seattle recently?

another killing machine!

Hells yeah! Amazing piece of mechanical engineering for that time. And all to track the celestial events ...

#6 good question. who iz dat tool?

Ouch! I counted at least five hip replacements and a couple of knee reconstructions

Not sure why this is getting thumbed down so much, I like it! Maybe its from spending a great deal of my youth skating ... but it dont all look the same to me. There is a difference between a 180 and a 360 people!

WTF is that thing on his arm! I feel ill right now

2:23 which ones the chimp?
Cool vid. This chimp is a better gamer than me

This is well done.. liking the voiuce overs

I used to have a big fat novelty tie that would light up like this bird. It brought me no luck with girls. I got rid of it.

Right, so you just go a grab a smoke machine from the third draw of your kitchen cupboard and there you have it! Like I have smoke machines just laying around dude ...

Very stupid. He's currently in a Tooheys beer ad in Australia. It far worse than this.

Wow amazing,
cant wait for travis pastrana to try this in a few DAYS
on his TRICYCLE!!

They like a large head on their beer in Europe. I could never get my head around it.

Ok, so I know this will probably raise the ire of the admins and animal lovers alike, but I'm going to continue my [hate] campaign against 'Boo - the worlds cutest dog'. Yes, I understand this is a cat in this video, not a dog, but for sheer cuteness factor this cat has got it all over Boo. Come on admins pls remove Boo and post more of this cat, or cats doing similar things, or dogs that are purposeful and intelligent and have some unique quality, and not just bred to sit there looking cute and cuddly while licking its lips or its balls or whatever.
In preparation for the worse, see you'se all its been fun

I'm gonna have the little jingle in my head all day now!! etakora juichi ... etakora juichi

He got the death wobbles there at the end ... not sure if that was intentional or not.

this vid deserves a fail version, someone tell that roid head to go fck it up on film... solely for our viewing pleasure

Now why the feck couldnt that happen to England during the ashes in Melbourne last week before they freakin won the match and retained the ashes!!!

What the hell is going on with thsat goat?

Thats crazy! You would think she has a bright future ahead of her in music.

now wouldnt you rather any one of these dogs rather than Boo - the worlds cutest crappiest little shite dog?

This dude has more talent than Boo-the worlds cutest dog.

thats just plain weird

Theres a vid somewhere on snotr about a blind dog that has learned to use sound (his bark) bouncing off surrounding objects to get around. Sorry dont have link.

Hitting unbroken water from these heights can hurt if you get the landing wrong. Years ago where I grew up there was this cliff alongside a waterfall which emptied into a nice little naturally formed pool. It was deep enough to jump off the cliff which was 26 meters high, but if you screwed up the landing it would cause some pain. Blood noses and dislocated knee were the worst injuries I saw. Thankfully not me

The t-shirt one I seem to already do. The egg gone was pretty cool though, but I hate boiled eggs.

#16 maybe you should get a job that you're interested in

The sound is of a real skater/skateboard, I'm pretty sure of it anyway. Why they did this I dont know. Perhaps because finger skating sounds plasticy and terrible.

I just dont see the cuteness. That dog is an annoying little ankle biter

Mega mix, mega wedding dance!

I would not last long with this game

C&H are so twisted, their sht ain't predictable

lol 1:51

happy happy I want to go shopping at canal city

What a laugh I enjoyed this. No shame on this couple full marks for originality

Awesomely done!

its got a bit of hero about it. Oh wait, thats the music

#10 #13 no doubt they are deadly, but in all my fossicing of the south coast I have never encountered one. They are timid and mystical creatures. Just saying ...

I've never seen jet skies towing kites before. But I wanna see more

#13 you are getting way too defensive of the video you posted. Maybe you're insecure. Its a sad response to what was a tongue in cheek comment, and nothing too serious.
#18 sums it up nicely

Thats no hurricane. My insurance people would find some excuse not to cover me if that hit my abode. Probably fault of my own or something like that ...

Timo Ebolla

There is nothing bad about this vid, including temporary blindness

Its lite beer. But beers in the US are already low on alcohol content compared to just about everywhere else, so shouldn't this be Bud lite lite? Its cats piss #8 you would need to drink a carton to get smashed.

This is crap Iron Mountain is a company with locations all over the world. Through my dealings with them in Australia I do not rate them as a secure offsite storage facility

#14 your opinion of rivalry has inadvertently helped me deal with an issue at work. Strange where you pick up advice these days. Thanks man.. I no longer want to stab my co-worker in the eye. Instead, I embrace his cUnty attitude.

Maybe u r right #3, but if I was out the front of a pub all sauced up on ale, and I saw this happen, I would be laughing exactly the same. It is funny.

#15 and #13 what is snotr's links with mininova? I first discovered snotr through mininova way back when they were ruling about 18 months ago. From memory snotr was listed as a "friend" of mininova. Curious ..

ballsy mofo on a kids tricycle!!

#18 cos channel 7 will take any old yarn and turn it into newsworthy. I like the story and hats off to pizzathehut for posting this, its just that I dont like channel 7's kochi and mel todaytonight style lollipop media crap

Sure skillful and all, but 3:13 looks painful, and a little retarded

Check out the cheeky little dude at bottom right of screen at 00:37!

That is all near miss from my perspective

I think this has been around for a while, about time they marketed it though

Stop! ... Peter time

Great clip and entertaining comment trail

WTF is this sh!te? I'm outa here for tonight I'm afraid snotr

Just skip to 2:20

He reminds me allot of when Rodney Mullen first came on the scene, but like #15 said theres more parkour style wall ridey shit going on here. Who the fck does a hand stand flip to feet down stairs ... if thats what its called?!!??

Get rid of the maple syrup! French canadian weirdos!
Sorry but the guy talking at the start seems like a complete nob jockey.

#15 I had a good laugh at that

Adrian just ate concrete

No ear and eye protection ...what a turkey!

yeah right getting gored by a bull is something i've been looking forward to for years

what a great device for wheel chair bound people. If theres a market to exploit u can bet who'll be there. Thats not a bad thing either particularly in this case

Fck this video gave me the shits big time. That stupid euro slag can has no idea ...I hope that roo eventually tore her eyes out in 1986 or whenever it was.

Were there residents still inside I mean its China u know

Awesome skills but he needs to Tret carefully

This guy would get creamed by the all blacks!

Do they not feel pain in japan? I really dont care anyway this is for entertaining for the rest of us ...

when they first come into light theyre in attack formation and it looks a little bit evil

yes pls snotr more vids like this.
4 not 8!

Sorry to be fussy but the wing tips avoided total destruction. Fail! Nothing less that TOTAL destruction will do.

What did he say at the end?? Da c*nt or duck hunt?

This epitomises everything I love about snotr.

That is freakin disgusting

Damn promo ended too soon!!!

Whats with the gimp masks?

I'll rate this even only for the hand drumming

I'll rate this even only for the hand drumming

#14 LOL

Crap! Not wearing a seatbelt and this is what happens, or go through the windscreen, or smash your head on the dash or fly out the other window. You cant say "might haves" here, or ever! Its just plain fact that you have a better chance of survival when wearing a seat belt.

Even I felt dizzy after watching him

Haha go shout that out of your fully pumped banging sick WRX while you're cruising the strip ...roid boy!!

For those people like me who burnt holes in leaves with your Dads reading glasses when you were 5, well this guy kind of never grew out of that phase.

Wonder how many skin grafts he needed after 2.0 and 2.1

#24 very unwise of you man this sport is everywhere in many different classes/classifications.

he rides powder like street skater except bigger, like the wall ride at 3:51. Crazy fcker!

that ruled!

I hope one day they all turn on the handler!

No way fck that!

#13 , not really. I think you've been doing too much of what Jamaicans do in their relaxation time.

This has the makings of a dutch version of the Australian film The Castle. Starring Oolof Oolof as Darryl Kerrigan

#5 exactly my thoughts, my why flip him the bird. Must have been atmosphere envy

Thank goodness the wipers are still working that could have been a disaster

I bet he and his wife are just really really really slow in general.

Thats a let down. I was hoping he'd topple over

#25 yeah right, people just naturally run around like they're in a benny hill episode do they? No its not sped up at all.

What an ugly looking bulky piece of sh!te that is! Bailout money well spent GM!!

Theres something camp about riverdance

#24 hats off to you that was funny

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG BJ OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG BJ OMG OMG OMG OMG BJ OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG BJ OMG OMG OMG

You dont see Obama here cos he is bland, a bit boring, yet far more intelligent than this goose!

Mad! Kickflip, Benny Harner ... on a wake with no bindings ... fck off!

I doubt its Vancouver. There is too much snow in this video to be Vancouver

#3 dont know but its a pretty chilled breed
#4 sand in vagina can happen, normally from sex on or near a beach, something I figure you dont get much of. And I'm talking as a male here its no good for us either. Causes friction u dont want

What a cack! This is a laugh why vote it down people we all need to shit piss and have a ronnie every now and then

That was pretty sh!t. Australia has a habit of claiming New Zealanders as their own (see Russel Crowe, the Finn Brothers etc). Wondering if we can reverse this concept and off load these blokes across the Tasman.

@32 look at the vid. Its burning, ignited, on fire. Wild fire needs fuel+wind+heat to travel. How on earth will this compound reduce the spread of fire? By all means, have a go ...

#10 you funny

No #5, your comment is sh!te and you are a d!ck

That was very funny. I've ben stealing WTF blankets from hotels for years.

No way! Fake? are u serious #13 & #14? I really convinced am going out now to buy me some lights and concrete wave machines

This is insight into human perception and psychology. Superb!

I had a dog once it was called a d9 or something of that animal group was heaps better than catline or deline or what ...?

2 all u knobs that whinge and fuckn whine "this smells of russion" or "I think of russia" ... who really gives a fck! Its entertainment deal with it u get all hung up on the origin

Damn look at that some bitch go!

#1 u r a c0ck. that was great driving very entertaining regardless of origin

squidmarks

What? No plane flying past hooking the kite in its wing? Must be fake

fishing anyone?

Poor fatty. That kid needs to learn a backside varial treadmill

what a frigin nutcase!!

#(removed comment) you are a knob looking to get a rise out of people on this forum by posting those inflammatory remarks. U know, and we all know your comments amount to meaningless sh!te. Cheap.