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+49 1. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Meteor

this is the kind of thing that makes you wish for HD traffic cams!!!
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-6 2. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Slow Motion Cat

this is garbage, amateur video of an average cat doing regular cat stuff, same stuff a million other cats do every day... so what? :|
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-14 3. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Now this is an incredible beard

going through all this trouble just to get some attention? i think he didn't get hugged enough growing up :'(
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+7 4. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Soccer keeper owned

football is beautiful and so is futbol, anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the game/games or just plain ignorant. but if you wanna argue about naming - #5 sums it up pretty well.
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+9 5. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video NASA - Launch of STS-129 (Atlantis)

phh! anybody can launch a space shuttle, not like it's a rocket science or something :P
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0 6. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Eden & The Buckets juggling video

When I was his age I was juggling school, psychotic parents, late night parties and chasing beaver. Still pretty impressive skill.
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0 7. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Time Warp Bulldog Shake

wow, that's a lot of loose skin, and I thought grandma had it bad!
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+11 8. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video How to ruin $250,000 worth of vodka

if this is really russia, they only trying to rescue the guy so they can kill him themselves. >:)
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-3 9. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Ace Rimmer Vs The Germans

this was so funny that it made me sad and i started crying. oh gosh.
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0 10. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video truck fail compilation

the ending made me cry
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+1 11. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Half of the Car

he reminds me of my retarded uncle Ted.
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+5 12. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Audio Illusion

wow that was really scary. after playing it 3 times I suddenly started crying and i couldn't stop. nice video.
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+9 13. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Awesome Jaguar

I hope that the reason that car is not moving is because the jaguar can't drive, and it just ate the driver >:)
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+4 14. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Feed The World

i'm not buying vatican, no way! that place is haunted, big time.
and even if you send food to africa, the government troops will grab half and the rebels the other half, and the rest of the people who don't carry guns will starve like before.
sorry africa, you're screwed!
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-13 15. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Awesome icehokey goal

10% - skill
90% - luck
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+2 16. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Red Green Show

"redneck" is not a very nice word, and yes that 2 man saw thing is pretty creative.
as for #2 's question, the name of the show is at the top of your display, smartypants
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0 17. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Aicraft accidents

#2 the only way most of us would get on a helicopter, is if you are being rescued. i guess u feel safer dying on the ground.
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-5 18. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Dear loser...

what is wrong with you all, debating whether it's funny or not? some poor shmock just lost what might have been the love of his life and had his stupid friends broadcast the breakup letter to the whole world.
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-9 19. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video The Red Sparrows

#1 if you have anything good to say, don't say anything.
and that's why i won't say anything about this clip or your comments.
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+6 20. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Love!

is everyone here broke, unemployed and sexually frustrated?
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-6 21. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Funny Football Moments

this is why i watch the real football and not that other crap they call football over in europe (soccer i mean)
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+5 22. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Norwegian Military Drill Team

this should be an olimpic sport, and all military conflicts should be resolved with this sort of performance in front of the judges. maybe that's the way to stop all wars.
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-1 23. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Race Car Fail

what the hell does "race car fail" mean?
the driver failed to stay on the track? or the engine failed because it got flooded? :P
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+6 24. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Kris Holm unicycle mountainbiker

i thought i was pretty good on a bike, but this guy can do more with half a bike than me with the whole damn thing!
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0 25. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Funny animals

#10 you really did evolve from a monkey, didn't you? and look at you now, you can type! amazing transformation!
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+44 26. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video The Longest Way

oh man, i'm exhausted just from watching the clip. i think i'm gonna take a nap now.
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+10 27. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

this kind of shit is the reason there's hardly any good movies any more.

on the positive note though - sick visual effects, very nice!
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+3 28. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video A very loyal dog

#5 that's the only way

"dog eat dog" capitalism = freedom and democracy
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-12 29. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Cameraman 'shagged by a rare parrot'

either it was all a set-up or the dude was really enjoying being humped by that parrot. "ah thtop it, your clawth are tho sharp, and your little bird prick ith tho hard"... dude you're a gay bird fucker!
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+7 30. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Paintball Art

good teamwork, strange choice of color.
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+2 31. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video No Blinking World Record

#9 she only kept then open 2mm, i can keep mine open 6mm and could probably better that with some practice. i'm not asian however. :P
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-5 32. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Bird eating a finger

make sure you keep your private organs hidden from that bird.
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+1 33. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Super Go-Cart

looks like a lawnmower on steroids! sick shit, love it!
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+3 34. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Car crash

9#

Are you sure it was the video that did it? not the guy behind you?
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+10 35. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Federer vs Djokovic

From behind and between the legs! Takes a real man to take a shot like this :P
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-5 36. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Grand Theft Dog

I don't believe any amount of smoking can make you this stupid, not even smoking crack, it's got to be genetic or some kind of birth defect. You either have it or you don't.
Congratulations lady, you're a natural idiot!
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+9 37. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Clean Kitty

where do i buy one of those? i just stick my cat in the dishwasher, but it got no window. it's nice to finally see what goes on inside.
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+8 38. Buttmonkey commented 13 years ago on video Magic wedding proposal

way to go, romeo! raising the bar higher and higher ...
as if my wife can't find another reason why i'm a jerk,
thanks a lot !!!