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-4 1. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video AH-64 Apache Crash in Afghanistan after Insane Maneuver

#21. What a witless comment from a brain-dead moron. Was god on your side on 9/11 dickhead?
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-4 2. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Python eats Alligator, Time Lapse Speed x6

Luck for all of us that sux2butts is ever-present to provide us with his hastily prepared Wiki research. Phew! Well don sux2butts. You are my hero. :D
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-5 3. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Evacuation Tube

#14. "... You see,New York is on the east coast of America,not the west."
Gosh. Really? Does that mean then that to travel from there, Westwards to China, it's not necessary to cross... the...blue stuff? The sea? The.... Pacific?

Keep trying sux2butts. I guess words aren't your strong point eh boy? Did you ever actually attend school? :D
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-6 4. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video From baby to 12 year old girl in 3 minutes

#11... by which time you might have thought of something original to write, instead of copying me. :D
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-10 5. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video From baby to 12 year old girl in 3 minutes

#8.... by which time (judging by your photo) you'll be 70. LOL. :D
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-2 6. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Best Job

I can't wait for the Olympic Games.... to finish.
The sooner this colossal waste of money is over and done with, the better.
Britain faces years of cuts and austerity measures, meanwhile, billions are wasted on this project so that a bunch of self-centered, lycra-clad tossers can play their silly games.
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-19 7. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video From baby to 12 year old girl in 3 minutes

Thanks #6. I'm trying to get the highest negative score. Did you give me thumbs down? If not would you mind just doing so now. Every little helps. Ta. :)
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-6 8. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Evacuation Tube

"from New York to China in just two hours"

Sounds good but wait a minute.... what's that blue stuff in-between New York and China? It looks very much like sea.
Ah well.
Next bright idea anyone? :|
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+3 9. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Cooking In Cold Weather?

#6, and curiosity is the uncle.
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+7 10. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Baseball Trick Batting Shots

#3 I think what he's saying is that these videos don't show us any kind of special skill displayed by the contributors, rather, they are just an example of people with immense patience and unlimited amount of time on their hands. So, as #2 said.... lame. :|
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+1 11. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Line Drive Homer Nails Fan in the Head

Quickly! Someone get that man a lawyer!
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-7 12. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Cooking In Cold Weather?

Just a lager ad. Nada mas.
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-3 13. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Why Science is Cool

#15. Yes I agree. I've had a 50 metre extension cable go 'pop' when I was too lazy to unwind it while using it to power a 1Kw convector heater. Costly mistake! :S
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-4 14. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Pee Prank - Car Edition

#8 Mind your own business. :)
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-9 15. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Amazing art with packing tape by Max Zorn

Looks OK from a distance, but when you get up close, you'll see it's really a pile of shit. No wonder he hides his face.
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-4 16. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Man Is Giant Kangaroo's Servant

#16. Capitatising a word for emphasis is incorrect grammar. Try and convince yourself otherwise if you wish, but that still does not make it correct.

There is a pause there, whether you meant it or not. Try reading the line to yourself with and without the pause. You will see what I mean. This is something that is difficult for many people to grasp, especially imbeciles such as yourself, so don't feel too bad if you are still confused.

Not splitting the infinitive is as valid today as it ever was. An American would have difficulty appreciating how to speak and write English correctly. No surprise there.

It amuses me that you feel smart, especially after reading a number of your past comments, which appear to have been written by a rather immature teenager. I suggest you go and look up the word 'delusional'.

:D
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-4 17. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Man Is Giant Kangaroo's Servant

#14. Sux2butts, if you are going to insist on being one of those sad cases who get a kick out of pointing out spelling errors to people, then you might want to start adding some correct grammar and punctuation to your own posts.

a) Capital letters are for real names and the beginning of a sentence, neither of which describes your use of the word 'If'.

b) There should be a comma after the word smartass.

c) In writing 'If you are going to constantly try...' you have split the infinitive 'to try'. Tsk.

I guess you don't feel so smart yourself now eh, dickhead? :D
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-6 18. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Fail Compilation - April 2012

I never get tired of watching brain-dead morons.
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-4 19. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Pee Prank - Car Edition

Absolutely hilarious.
I just couldn't start laughing. :|
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-8 20. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Man Is Giant Kangaroo's Servant

Rivetting stuff. Yawn ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
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-7 21. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Alpha Sphere

This is as lame as a three-legged donkey.
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-6 22. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Duo Maintenant

LOL @ #26. #25 just read your post and said to himself:

"Huh? Vagina? What's a vagina?"

:D :D :D :D
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-9 23. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video My Movie Trailer Guy Impression

Lame.
Your comment is to short. Please go back and make it a bit longer.
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-9 24. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Duo Maintenant

:O That girl can sit on my face anytime.
Mmmmmm Yummy! >:)
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-3 25. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video New safety system, car windows break automatically after driving into water.

When you consider a) how much this will add to the cost of a car, and b) how few car drivers ever find themselves and their car submerged in water, then it's obvious that this gadget will be a spectacular failure.
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-6 26. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Quadrotor Machine Gun

The only reason I watch this idiot, is for that one time when I hope he'll blow his own head off. :)
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+40 27. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Coolest dishwasher ever

Obviously fake. If you look closely, you'll see that the machine wasn't plugged in.
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0 28. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video What Could Be Hidden In The Tap Water You Drink

#13. Bottled water IS Tap water! There is only one difference. The Price! :|
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-4 29. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Family Reunion Dinner "Sek Fan"

The best day in a father's life, is when his son finally moves out. :)
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+7 30. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video A Frog Sitting on a Bench Like a Human

I'd be more impressed if he was smoking and swigging a beer.
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-20 31. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Riders are awesome 2012

I prefer to see the clips where they fuck up and almost break they stupid necks.
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-1 32. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video What happens if you flip a starfish upside down?

I wonder what happens if you put a stick of dynamite up its arse?
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-6 33. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Russian Transformer Bike

... "At least with one of these you won't get a film on snotr of a Russian driver shattering your lower limb bones."

Until, you come to a standstill, fall off and get hit by a Russian driver, .... shattering your lower limb bones.... :|
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+26 34. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Russian Transformer Bike

Trying to think of a good reason for having a bike that can do that.



....... still thinking.... :|
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-4 35. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Cool Electrostatic Effect on Water

Rub a balloon and it attracts things.
Hold the Front Page. :|
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-5 36. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Honeybee Swarm With Bare Hands

To question, or not to question. That .... is the Bee.
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-2 37. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video The Kevin Nealon Show - Maronzio Vance

You are correct sux2butts, no-one has to become a waiter, but people who eat out have little choice; they usually end up being served by waiters. .... read my post at #2 again if you're still confused.

It's unfortunate that you found my photo disturbing. The picture of one of your toy helicopters is lovely. Did your mommy help you pick it? :D
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-3 38. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video RC Helicopter Skills

Excellent work.... by the cameraman.
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-2 39. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video The Kevin Nealon Show - Maronzio Vance

Odd that #11. sux2bhim appears to display a knowledge of the way US waiters/waitresses work, but without realising how fundamentally flawed their remuneration package actually is. I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that when people eat out, or in fact when people take advantage of any service at all, it is their right to EXPECT 'good service', and not be pressured into seeing this as some 'extra' which requires additional payment. Oh and if there's anyone else who's as confused as sux, here's a heads up: there isn't really a begging bowl. Got it? It's their actions which 'suggest' a demeaning begging bowl mentality. :|

Finally, no, I've never been a waiter, lousy or otherwise, but the defensive reaction of sux indicates that he might be one, and if he is, I suggest he goes and sees his boss to negotiate a proper rate of pay, one that would not necessitate his grovelling and sycophantic 'have a nice day' - 'now gimme a tip' behaviour. :D

Take a peek at Mr. Pink: :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qV9wVGb38
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+17 40. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video What Is Consciousness?

#2. Identical twins result from a single fertilised egg splitting into two, resulting in two embryos. They have the same DNA, but they are two different human beings. They are NOT the same person, on paper, or anywhere else for that matter.
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+5 41. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video The Kevin Nealon Show - Maronzio Vance

Eating in America is a soul-destroying experience. You can't just order your food, eat it, pay for it and exit. Oh no, before paying and leaving, you have to suffer the embarrassing USA begging-bowl tip culture. I just wish the restaurant owners would start paying their employees a fair wage for the job, then perhaps they wouldn't feel this compulsion to irritate the shit out of customers with their persistent begging.
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+100 42. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video Fill mine with Vodka please

If that's American beer he's drinking, he could have saved himself all that trouble and just pissed in the glass instead. LOL. :D
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0 43. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video How It Feels To Sell Instagram For A Billion Dollars

#6. Yeah right. Don't socialise for free on the Net, instead use your (Bell) telephone line to phone them instead and run up a colossal fuckin' bill. LOL. ;)
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+55 44. CallMeDave commented 11 years ago on video How It Feels To Sell Instagram For A Billion Dollars

The deal is not quite as rosy at it may first appear. The bulk of the 'Billion dollars' will be in the form of shares in Facebook, which they are prohibited from selling for 10 years. So if Facebook goes out of fashion and their share price collapses within that time (quite likely imho) the deal will be virtually worthless. :D