If that's American beer he's drinking, he could have saved himself all that trouble and just pissed in the glass instead. LOL.

The deal is not quite as rosy at it may first appear. The bulk of the 'Billion dollars' will be in the form of shares in Facebook, which they are prohibited from selling for 10 years. So if Facebook goes out of fashion and their share price collapses within that time (quite likely imho) the deal will be virtually worthless.

Obviously fake. If you look closely, you'll see that the machine wasn't plugged in.

Trying to think of a good reason for having a bike that can do that.



....... still thinking....

#2. Identical twins result from a single fertilised egg splitting into two, resulting in two embryos. They have the same DNA, but they are two different human beings. They are NOT the same person, on paper, or anywhere else for that matter.

I'd be more impressed if he was smoking and swigging a beer.

#3 I think what he's saying is that these videos don't show us any kind of special skill displayed by the contributors, rather, they are just an example of people with immense patience and unlimited amount of time on their hands. So, as #2 said.... lame.

Eating in America is a soul-destroying experience. You can't just order your food, eat it, pay for it and exit. Oh no, before paying and leaving, you have to suffer the embarrassing USA begging-bowl tip culture. I just wish the restaurant owners would start paying their employees a fair wage for the job, then perhaps they wouldn't feel this compulsion to irritate the shit out of customers with their persistent begging.

#6, and curiosity is the uncle.

Quickly! Someone get that man a lawyer!

#6. Yeah right. Don't socialise for free on the Net, instead use your (Bell) telephone line to phone them instead and run up a colossal fuckin' bill. LOL.

#13. Bottled water IS Tap water! There is only one difference. The Price!

I wonder what happens if you put a stick of dynamite up its arse?

Odd that #11. sux2bhim appears to display a knowledge of the way US waiters/waitresses work, but without realising how fundamentally flawed their remuneration package actually is. I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that when people eat out, or in fact when people take advantage of any service at all, it is their right to EXPECT 'good service', and not be pressured into seeing this as some 'extra' which requires additional payment. Oh and if there's anyone else who's as confused as sux, here's a heads up: there isn't really a begging bowl. Got it? It's their actions which 'suggest' a demeaning begging bowl mentality.

Finally, no, I've never been a waiter, lousy or otherwise, but the defensive reaction of sux indicates that he might be one, and if he is, I suggest he goes and sees his boss to negotiate a proper rate of pay, one that would not necessitate his grovelling and sycophantic 'have a nice day' - 'now gimme a tip' behaviour.

Take a peek at Mr. Pink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qV9wVGb38

You are correct sux2butts, no-one has to become a waiter, but people who eat out have little choice; they usually end up being served by waiters. .... read my post at #2 again if you're still confused.

It's unfortunate that you found my photo disturbing. The picture of one of your toy helicopters is lovely. Did your mommy help you pick it?

I can't wait for the Olympic Games.... to finish.
The sooner this colossal waste of money is over and done with, the better.
Britain faces years of cuts and austerity measures, meanwhile, billions are wasted on this project so that a bunch of self-centered, lycra-clad tossers can play their silly games.

Excellent work.... by the cameraman.

When you consider a) how much this will add to the cost of a car, and b) how few car drivers ever find themselves and their car submerged in water, then it's obvious that this gadget will be a spectacular failure.

#15. Yes I agree. I've had a 50 metre extension cable go 'pop' when I was too lazy to unwind it while using it to power a 1Kw convector heater. Costly mistake!

Rub a balloon and it attracts things.
Hold the Front Page.

The best day in a father's life, is when his son finally moves out.

Absolutely hilarious.
I just couldn't start laughing.

#14. Sux2butts, if you are going to insist on being one of those sad cases who get a kick out of pointing out spelling errors to people, then you might want to start adding some correct grammar and punctuation to your own posts.

a) Capital letters are for real names and the beginning of a sentence, neither of which describes your use of the word 'If'.

b) There should be a comma after the word smartass.

c) In writing 'If you are going to constantly try...' you have split the infinitive 'to try'. Tsk.

I guess you don't feel so smart yourself now eh, dickhead?

#16. Capitatising a word for emphasis is incorrect grammar. Try and convince yourself otherwise if you wish, but that still does not make it correct.

There is a pause there, whether you meant it or not. Try reading the line to yourself with and without the pause. You will see what I mean. This is something that is difficult for many people to grasp, especially imbeciles such as yourself, so don't feel too bad if you are still confused.

Not splitting the infinitive is as valid today as it ever was. An American would have difficulty appreciating how to speak and write English correctly. No surprise there.

It amuses me that you feel smart, especially after reading a number of your past comments, which appear to have been written by a rather immature teenager. I suggest you go and look up the word 'delusional'.

#8 Mind your own business.

Luck for all of us that sux2butts is ever-present to provide us with his hastily prepared Wiki research. Phew! Well don sux2butts. You are my hero.

#21. What a witless comment from a brain-dead moron. Was god on your side on 9/11 dickhead?