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+52 1. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Open a banana like a monkey

That's two things that I have learned from Monkey's.
1) How to open a banana
2) Throwing sh*t is fun
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+49 2. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Project Natal

Would like to see the XXX games please. :D
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+37 3. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Yuja Wang plays the Flight of the Bumble-Bee

I think she missed the B flat in bar 256. Just sayin'. Still pretty good though. :D
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+32 4. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video There's no cure for 'stupid'

Alway's funny when people try to be cool in Mom and Dad's car.
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+29 5. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Jumping fox on trampoline

"Seriously, this is how the humans do it. Seems more fun when they jump though"
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+24 6. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Magical Internet

It's MAGIC how their shirt puppies stay inside those shirts, simply MAGIC.
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+23 7. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Roomba driver cat

Now lets see the one with the Roomba riding the Cat.
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+23 8. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Drunk Monkeys

2:24 Been there Monkey, I feel you pain. Time to raid some tylenol and gatorate man.
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+23 9. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Snake eating egg

Looks like a fat guy eating the last Big Mac on earth. Except he would be sweating.
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+19 10. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Yoshimoto Cube

NERD ALERT :D
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+18 11. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Ad placement fail

"Medic, we need a medic here, and some crackers, toast and a glass of milk. Oh, and a sponge"
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+18 12. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video One of the worst escape attempts ever has been caught on CCTV

"Hey, we should split up, then they'll never catch us!"
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+17 13. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video New ASIMO learning capabilities

First step toward Syberdine and the Skynet. :O
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+16 14. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Chicken head tracking

I think it was a highly trained stunt chicken. ;)
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+16 15. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Pizza delivery fail!

I think I had my pizza delivered by this guy once.
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+15 16. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Quitting is not an option

Quiting is NOT an option. Beautiful.
Nice post most_uniQue.
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+15 17. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video New ASIMO learning capabilities

Robots are safe. End transmission.
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+14 18. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Trading in the Stone Age

SOLD, where do I sign and make it quick! :D
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+13 19. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Unexpected skateboarding accident

It's a viral video for huge, rusted tin cans, I gotta get me one.
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+12 20. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video The boy with the incredible brain

Good news ladies, he's SINGLE!! :)
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+12 21. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Drunk on a lawn mower

At least they didn't show my face on camera. :D
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+12 22. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video A truck for the woman with no time to find a parking spot

She'll have to be careful not to lean on the key fob when she is in a bathroom stall. :D
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+12 23. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video South Park tackles the economy

Probably true.
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+10 24. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Guy fails at jumping through basketball hoop

Natural selection in action.
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+10 25. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Hang in there...

"Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn my a**"
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+10 26. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video WoW account cancelled: hilarity ensues

You can't tell from the video but he, like most world of Warcraft players, is actually 38 years old and living in his mothers basement. :D
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+9 27. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Begging cat

It's telling the guy behind the camera to just "put down the knife, ok. Just put it down"
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+9 28. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Schizophrenic dog

"Well the hip transplant was a success, except for...."
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+8 29. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Kankkunen humiliates interviewer

"and these black, round pirelli, what turns them?" :P
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+8 30. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Fastest gunman ever?

"Nobody does anything faster than what I do with guns" My Wife would dissagree. >:) But still pretty fast. I win again honey.
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+8 31. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Girl wants a car... real bad

0:04 I didn't know that Chinese people could shoot purple lighening from there eyes!! COOL!!
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+8 32. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Stupidity and humor

"Don't move, I'll get you a towel"
Tee hee ;) 1:42
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+7 33. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Teamwork

We call the girl with the glasses a Cock Blocker.
Nicely done
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+7 34. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video High speed train: 575 km/h

Good old public transit. 575km/h and some how still late and crowded. :)
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+7 35. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Football is for girls

The medic forgot the foot rub and herbal tea.
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+7 36. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Jeff Foxworthy and friends - Deck talk

I hate when you get sh*t on you deck or some chick pukes on it. :D
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+7 37. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Mactini - New computer from Apple

:) Who else counted the taps for "ZED"
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+7 38. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Cupcake dog

"You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. You will not eat the cakes. You will stop dragging your ass across the carpet."
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+7 39. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Aerobics Fail

That's the position I use to smell MY own fart's. Great technique.
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+7 40. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Pole Position Commercial

I LOVED that game but now my calculator has better graphics.
Those were the times indeed.
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+7 41. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Turtle gets a little lost

Keep on trying old boy, she's wearing down.
Maybe some flowers would help.
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+6 42. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Booze tree

Wicked party!! Dude where's my car?!?
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+6 43. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Baby evil genius laugh

I'b be excited too if I had a bottle like that!!!
It's baby Peter Griffin.
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+6 44. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Record breaking coconut chopper

That is a record, 9 breaks in 10 seconds. IN HIS HAND.
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+6 45. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Arm in bear trap and tongue in mouse trap

Gotta love slow motion stupid
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+6 46. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Frozen waves

Looked to me like the ocean was happy >:) 0:13
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+6 47. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Folding gun

Next thing they'll do is disguise it as a Bible.
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+6 48. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Dream Fail

Now he's steeling my moves too!!! ;)
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+5 49. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video The Finger

I saw these guys live once, I think I gave them two bucks and the rest of my lunch. They looked cold.
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+5 50. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video That’s not my wife - Regretful morning

I wanted to see the Dad nerdspaz
Cool clip
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+5 51. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video You Gotta Do The Cooking By The Book

Totally ruined a perfectly good song!
I LOVE CAKE :D
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+5 52. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Human Slinky (2)

I wish MY dryer venting would do that!
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+5 53. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Huge bomb detonated underneath lake

If you look really close you can see Chirtsie Alley doing a cannon ball.
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+5 54. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Self leveling pool table

I made a misprint, the waves were 20 feet. My fingers are too fat for my keyboard, sorry :)
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+5 55. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Stickman trapped in phone

I would draw myself a beer and some women if I was that stickman!!
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+5 56. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video The Sketch Show

Tha cop was hoping he would find a cheeseburger in the case :D
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+5 57. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Elevator

I would still go into the elevator, then let go a HUGE fart :D That'll teach 'em
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+5 58. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Pierce Brosnan pranked on set

He was ok having the guys hand between his legs but had to draw the line at kissing. Good call dude
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+5 59. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Petter Solberg owned

I think he had better stick to driving cause apperantly walking is hard :D
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+5 60. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Manu Delago Hang solo

I think it would sound even better once you take your lunch out of it. :D Intoxicating music though.
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+5 61. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Wrong restroom side

I like the kids reaction the best, 0:50
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+5 62. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Heineken - funny commercial

Should have seen how many beer would fit. I'm trying this tomorrow.
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+5 63. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Breakdancing with a drill

I would say it's a good comercial for the drill bit. :D
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+4 64. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Extreme freeskiing drops

They were all thinking, OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH...Dead
Darwin had a theory on that you know.
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+4 65. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Grown up Moonboy

I think I saw a parrot do that somehere
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+4 66. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video The Trunk Monkey

I know that guy...............in the trunk
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+4 67. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Pen trick fail

The worst part is he died before ever kissing a girl :(
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+4 68. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video PC vs MAC

The PC robot would have only half transformed and then crash if it ran Vista :D And my Nintendo Entertainment System would have destroyed everything(if somebody took out the cartridge and blown on it).
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+4 69. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video The Sling Shot Man

I bet no JOHO's come to his door.
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+4 70. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Why you should/shouldn't blend lighters

Now that's adding some spice to your drink!
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+4 71. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video How traffic jams are caused

Cook the snail
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+4 72. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video MTB Hamster Wheel

Tinker toys increase childrens imagination. Proof.
Nice skills.
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+4 73. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Quick and dangerous way to inflate a tire

How many guys does it take to re-set a bead? :D
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+4 74. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Café Serré

Judging by the shape of the crooks head I would say it was Bart Simspon. Cowabunga dude. 0:48
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+4 75. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Malay Eagle Owl - Kitty

I bet it tastes like chicken.
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+3 76. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Genius dog

I hate it when my butt gets wet too.
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+3 77. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Adrenaline jump

Most people don't know that they wear diapers under their pants because IT'S SCARY. :O
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+3 78. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Go around twice if you're happy

If your happy and you know it......Smile
Good job guys, thanks
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+3 79. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Drink pepsi ;)

I think it's trying to say that Pepsi Max Ruins your eyesight.
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+3 80. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video A rally car in your room

"It's in my yard now, so it's MINE!". Hang a for sale on the car.
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+3 81. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Impossible?

What about the black female judges birthday suit. :D
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+3 82. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video How a rock band chart sounds on real drums

Who hangs out with all the musicians in a band? The drummer. >:) Seriously though good job.
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+3 83. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video F-16 low passes

That'll dry your hair in a hurry. Awsome!!!
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+3 84. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video The Past, present and future of the World

220 million years in the future wars will be alot easier.
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+3 85. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video T-shirt fail

Funny as hell but sad that people watched for 3 minutes and didn't help. This is the world we live in.
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+3 86. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Dancing Grizzly

He :D y, he stole my moves!!
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+3 87. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Wii Breakfast

Poeple would probably stay out all night in frony of a store to be the first to buy it all. So sad and so funny.
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+3 88. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Funny face yoga

1:5 It must work, that instructer is 18 years old and look at her. :D
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+3 89. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Cat Shit One

0:43 Start watching here.
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+2 90. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Awesome skateboard trick

#4 ME TOO!!!
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+2 91. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Freestyle ski <3

I especially found it funny when they fell. It fun to see it from the outside. :)
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+2 92. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video A quick physics lesson

I think Newton and Darwin would love this compilation, thanks
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+2 93. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Women bloopers

The difference between guys and gals accidents is we (men) don't learn from ours. :D
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+2 94. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video The iToilet

Can't wait to use it on the bus!
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+2 95. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Funny McDonalds ad

Addiction is a problem with McDonald's. The food is designed for it, like crack.
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+2 96. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Pedigree Super Bowl commercial

Nice to hear David Duchovny is still getting work :D
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+2 97. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video 9 Nine Shane Acker short animation

Inspiring
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+2 98. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Slow motion New Year's Eve

Reminds me of Christmas with the family :D
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+1 99. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Dangerous pet

Feed the loser host to the lion, then I vote thumbs up. Until then, thumbs down.
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+1 100. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Man falls from tower, but never hits the ground

I TOTALLY say that coming! ;)
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+1 101. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Got muscle?

WOW. That's, that's all I got is WOW!
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+1 102. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Painful compilation

God bless the camera phone. Without it we would miss all this fun. O:)
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+1 103. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video No Milk Today

0:15 Looks like his problem may be too much milk! :P
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+1 104. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Pole dancing

They should get Holmes on homes in there to make sure that pole is up to code. :D
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+1 105. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video A shocking shower prank

Can't wiat to see the retaliation. Take some time to plan out the camera angles to increase the fun.
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+1 106. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Canoe launch fail

"Wait the book reads 250 Pounds max weight" not 250 Kilograms!
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+1 107. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Quizcall presenter faints

She fell because she had 250 POUNDS of change in her pocket. She just couldn't hold it up any longer. :D
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+1 108. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Beer bottle domino

Totally pointless, until the end. Nice work guys.
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+1 109. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Tree Terminator

Can't wait to see how it's done in 20 years or so!
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+1 110. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Ant Superhighway

Ants all listen to one Queen Ant. That's Communism. We tried that and it didn't work.
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+1 111. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Victim steals burglars' van

Now wait for the guys to come out of YOUR house and run them over with THEIR van. Then reland :D scape the backyard with a couple on new bumps in the grass. Problem solved.
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+1 112. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Train horn blasts

Douche Nozzle.
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+1 113. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Cat loves water

Mmmmmmmmm, Cat soup.
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0 114. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Broccoli Kitten LOVES Broccoli!

Just like the Hamster Video except with an annoying CAT.
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0 115. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Good morning!

I think the record is skipping, give it a kick >:)
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0 116. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Tennis rackets commercial

Now that's a classy dane. Loved it
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0 117. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Magnetic liquid

Make dinner time fun! Yaaaaaaay
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0 118. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Inappropriate commercials

2:32 Not only on Metacafe anymore. Welcome to the internet.
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0 119. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Zorb Fail

Who the hell blew THAT bubble! :D
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0 120. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Imagining the Tenth Dimension

All that made perfect sense to me! It's all so clear now!
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0 121. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Slow-Mo Skiing

That helmet cam was huge. Must have been beta. :D
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0 122. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Sony Releases New Shit

Anyone know where I can get one! I need to have one of........those!
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0 123. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Seals in the sun

Fat Jerk
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0 124. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video World's deadliest spider

Now I hate spiders even MORE!!!
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-1 125. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Landing in Tegucigalpa, Honduras

Done easy. Up hard.
Nice job
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-1 126. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Amazing BMW ad from 2001

They had to use a BMW because a chevy would been too far ahead and a Ford would have been in the shop.
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-1 127. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Special Forces

That' why you don't let the Goat drive.
Looked like a video game, until the flip.
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-1 128. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Foot 2008

Nike Ball, Nike Shoe's, Nike Shirt, amazing skills. Me thinks viral. If not, very nice skills.
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-1 129. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Airplane landing

Looks like Bo and Luke Duke took up flying! :D
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-1 130. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video How to cheat on any test

Junk. :|
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-2 131. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Fifa Street 3 commercial

Fake is not fun. Why post if it's fake?
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-2 132. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Future now?

Unbelievable really.
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-3 133. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Do we have a problem?

#(removed comment) Your an idiot. I was trying to be funny. Must have went over your head i guess.
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-3 134. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video White House's last Barney Christmas video

4 minutes and 7 seconds I WANT BACK!!!
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-3 135. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video 25 of the most annoying music voices

Inpersonators are worse than mimes. Well maybe close.
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-3 136. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video World's WORST movie chase scene...EVER!!!

Not buying
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-3 137. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Tiddy Bear infomercial

It should have been a little bird, then they could have called it the Titmouse(look it up). >:)
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-3 138. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Police overreaction

The cops were just searching for weapons of mass destruction and when they found none they assumed that there was alot more than they fiqured. Honest mistake >:)
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-3 139. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Tree trimming helicopter

Ok, were coming in to great the basketball. Oh crap, not again!
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-3 140. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video LineRider "Make Believe"

Not worth watching for me. :|
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-5 141. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Motorbike on autopilot

You think one of his friends would have given him a ride. Those jerks.
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-7 142. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Fat cat gets stuck

New the cat knows what a turd feels like.
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-8 143. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Giant 'Sea Serpent' caught on film

Beautiful??? Don't thinks so.
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-9 144. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video Funny cats compilation

2:9 The ABSOLUTE best one in the whole thing. Don't have to watch any of it, just start here.
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-10 145. Cargoon commented 12 years ago on video How to open a bottle of wine without an opener

This would make a very good viral video for ugly loafers :D