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+2 1. ChainTexter commented 8 years ago on video Skier Miraculously Survives 1,600 Foot Fall

Here's the animated version - https://youtu.be/hc8ngiMlCto?t=20
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+1 2. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Expedition 44 Launches To The International Space Station

Hey, who farted?!
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+1 3. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Roman Candle Attack Drone

Russia's new crowd control artillery.
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+6 4. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Vintage video of workers trying to get to the oil fields, circa 1920's

I'd like to see a Prius get through all that...
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+8 5. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Get out of here (and run)

On the bright side, now my car can fit under my bed.
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+6 6. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Anchovy school at Scripps Pier

Followed closely by a school of Olives...
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+3 7. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video I'll knock you down - if I find you

Thrilla in Manila
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+17 8. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Lily cam

Buy two Lily's, watch them fight to the death for their owner's attention.
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+9 9. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video The secret BMW Collector.

Don't worry Wilson Fisk, your secret's safe with me.
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+8 10. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Persistent bird!

Brave little fella, there might be an analogy there - never give up, no matter how insurmountable the odds may seem at first - you just might succeed in the end - or die horribly trying.
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-2 11. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Natural cough sweets

I hear using 'em as an enema helps.
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+10 12. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Giant Foot Print 200 Million Yrs Old - South Africa

Did he say, "between 200m and 3.5b years"? So, before most land animals, and before atmospheric oxygenation – right.

and "scientists" - what scientists? Geologists? or christian pseudo-scientists?

Oh, and a footprint in Granite – yeah, sure.
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+8 13. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Australia: Meet Patrick, the oldest and biggest wombat in the world

Patrick is about 30 years old as of 2015 as lives at the Ballarat Wildlife Park in Victoria, Australia.

http://www.wildlifepark.com.au/index.php/component/content/article/11-news/74-news-patrick-ambassodor
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0 14. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Really cool wood cutting machine

This is from an Ikea plantation. If you don't like it, don't buy Ikea, or anything else made from cheap wood.
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+1 15. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Awesome Childrens Orchestra

not sure which is more confusing - the original film, or this....
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+5 16. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Shore Googleglass App

and google insists it's the NSA we should be worried about? creepy...
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-12 17. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video An Artisan Discovered

What a wanker.
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0 18. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Water Gun Festa Seoul Korea

would never work in america - only a matter of time before a cop slams someones face in the ground for squirting somewhere near them
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+2 20. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Otters playing keyboard

Well, the badgers are playing air-guitar in the adjoining cage...
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+6 21. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Cat asking for a stroke

What happens when it asks for seizure?
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+3 22. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Historic Bike Flip in FMX competition

I liked how they had Jonah Hill and Owen Wilson commentating.
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0 23. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Rufus

Game, set and match!
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+3 24. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video A Brazilian Family With Twelve Fingers

Can they count 7-1 ?
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-3 26. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Inventing the Impossible: Pablos Holman

switched off as soon as he opened his monolog with, 'so...'
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-1 27. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Cook Kid showing us ADHD from his perspective

no other country uses this shit on their kids
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-1 28. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video This Video Will Hurt

I wonder if wide-spread god-belief could be considered a mass psychogenic illness...
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+4 29. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Scientist David Suzuki makes an analogy about our planet that's pretty terrifying

Mr Miyagi makes an interesting point.
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-8 30. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Paralysed Rats Made To Walk Again

I understand the importance of what they're trying to do here, but I just can't stand what they do to the rat - severed spinal cord, catheters inserted, wiring down its spine, surely there are paraplegic humans who would be more than willing to participate in this trial for the possibility of improving their mobility, and doing something for other sufferers, the difference being they are willing volunteers, unlike the rat.
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+3 31. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Is Chewbacca trapped in my cabinet?

He's saying, 'peek-a-boo!'
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+8 32. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Appalling abuse of donated canned goods by San Francisco citizens

The chinese do this in Australia also. They really don't get it. From a nation of children.
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+5 34. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video A 1080 degree kick!

Wooooooooaaaaaaaah !
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+2 35. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Road Bike Party

did anyone else notice the gorilla?
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0 36. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video How Does a Quantum Computer Work?

Well, that clears it up...
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+17 37. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video 42 Consecutive Handsprings

I'm dizzy...
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0 38. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video A warm welcome

A Roy Horn moment is imminent, only a matter of time...
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0 39. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Tomtato or Pomato

perfect with three-eyed fish...
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+2 40. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Dog Meets Kitten for the First Time

by the look on that dog's face, this coulda gone either way...
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+8 41. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Motivation video

Shame about the corporate logo at the end.
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-2 42. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Vertical farming in Singapore

They could always stop having so many babies, allow the population to gradually reduce over time to a more manageable level, perhaps clear away some buildings and development for open parks and forests, and natural farming.
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+2 43. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Motivation video

Sounds like George Carlin from beyond the grave.
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+2 44. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video the greatest "oh crap" moment caught on camera

Anybody remember Dramatic Chipmunk:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
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-2 45. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Crikey the kookaburra Laughs with the Audience in a Zoo

#6 Let's see how much you love their cackling outside your bedroom window at 5am each morning. I'm sick of the bloody things, wish I had a BB gun.

Kookaburra's aren't a protected species, there's too many of them here in Australia. You can have them. Please...
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+6 46. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Woodworker does a stop motion of his project

How did he train those pieces of wood and power tools so well?
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+11 47. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Unbelievable Realistic Liquid Render

fake! oh, wait...
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-1 48. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Croissants

It looks like those batches were a little over-cooked, after all that hard work.
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0 49. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video How Google Search Works

Curious, at 1:58 Matt states Google takes the quality of it's search very seriously. They also don't mind publishing photos of my private home where my kids live, without ever asking me, and my neighbors homes as well, and they'll be published online forever.

They also don't mind rifling through my private email content, calendar and contacts as they please, again, without ever asking me.

Delete your Gmail, Google+ and Facebook accounts now. Use DuckDuckGo.com
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+3 50. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Attempt at landing at Wellington Airport

psych! aaah, got you!
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+2 51. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video 10 year old beats international chess master in a blitz game

Who's the chess master?
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+2 52. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video The Great RC Battle

Thunderbirds are go!
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+1 53. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Sing to the new ones

Andy Dufresne came to Shawshank Prison in early 1947 for murdering his wife and the fella she was bangin'.
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-11 54. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Legendary Piano

wish a young fräulein would play my organ while I pumped it...
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+3 55. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Recent mayhem at Uttarkand, India

Are those telephone headsets floating away?
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+3 56. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Meet Billy, recued from a puppy mill

shit, this was fucking hard to make it through the end without tearing up. just find the fucker who did to these poor creatures and fuck him up.
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+1 57. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Blanka is a troll

oh blanca, you so craaaazy!
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0 58. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Babies Enjoy The Simple Things In Life

Early Hale and Pace.
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0 59. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Fire with Fire

Poor little darling, tugs the heart strings...
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+6 60. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Sounds from space

I see the first sounds from Uranus comment didn't take long...
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-2 61. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Timelapse through Antarctica

Enjoy it while it lasts.
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+4 62. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Hornet Cooked By Bees

Nature - ftw!
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0 63. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Darpa's latest pant shittingly awesome robot

Who's a good boy then?
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+3 64. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video 100 Baloons vs Blu-ray laser

following up on the success of their 99 Luftballons vs the Berlin Wall in 1982...
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+8 65. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Bathroom Prank Gone Wrong

It's all fun and laughs until someone loses an eye.
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+6 66. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video A first look at Google Glass' UI

Would be good but for Google recording all my private and family activity.

Google is like the creepy uncle that gives you a shiny new diary for free but then hangs around and reads what you write in it, and tells everybody what you wrote. Yuk.

Google = Creepy.

Use https://duckduckgo.com instead.
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+4 67. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Crazy stuff going on Japan

disrespectful pavement, bring shame on family, honour must be restored.
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+2 68. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Bill Gates jumps over a desk chair like a boss

"Yes!" - a Connie Chung moment.
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+2 69. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Afraid to fly ? ride a jet !

sacre bleu!
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+26 70. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Mars One...

Until Cohaagen's forces find Kuato and quell the resistance, I'm staying right here.
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+9 71. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Growth of Wal-Mart

It's like an aggressive cancer.
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+21 72. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video This was one very special dog.

Skidboot died in 2007. http://www.skidboot.com/
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0 73. ChainTexter commented 12 years ago on video Ten-Year-Old Deaf Girl Hears For The First Time

At 1:40 - crushed me.
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0 74. ChainTexter commented 12 years ago on video $10,000 Car That Runs On Air

oh noes - a speed bump!
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+1 75. ChainTexter commented 12 years ago on video 500 Magnum vs Watermelons

I think I got over guns when I was 12...
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+2 76. ChainTexter commented 12 years ago on video X-Ray Kinder Surprise

Next up, the MRI scan...