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2. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Expedition 44 Launches To The International Space Station
Hey, who farted?!
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3. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Roman Candle Attack Drone
Russia's new crowd control artillery.
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4. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Vintage video of workers trying to get to the oil fields, circa 1920's
I'd like to see a Prius get through all that...
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5. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Get out of here (and run)
On the bright side, now my car can fit under my bed.
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6. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Anchovy school at Scripps Pier
Followed closely by a school of Olives...
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7. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video I'll knock you down - if I find you
Thrilla in Manila
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8. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Lily cam
Buy two Lily's, watch them fight to the death for their owner's attention.
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9. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video The secret BMW Collector.
Don't worry Wilson Fisk, your secret's safe with me.
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10. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Persistent bird!
Brave little fella, there might be an analogy there - never give up, no matter how insurmountable the odds may seem at first - you just might succeed in the end - or die horribly trying.
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11. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Natural cough sweets
I hear using 'em as an enema helps.
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12. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Giant Foot Print 200 Million Yrs Old - South Africa
Did he say, "between 200m and 3.5b years"? So, before most land animals, and before atmospheric oxygenation – right.
and "scientists" - what scientists? Geologists? or christian pseudo-scientists?
Oh, and a footprint in Granite – yeah, sure.
and "scientists" - what scientists? Geologists? or christian pseudo-scientists?
Oh, and a footprint in Granite – yeah, sure.
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13. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Australia: Meet Patrick, the oldest and biggest wombat in the world
Patrick is about 30 years old as of 2015 as lives at the Ballarat Wildlife Park in Victoria, Australia.
http://www.wildlifepark.com.au/index.php/component/content/article/11-news/74-news-patrick-ambassodor
http://www.wildlifepark.com.au/index.php/component/content/article/11-news/74-news-patrick-ambassodor
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14. ChainTexter commented 9 years ago on video Really cool wood cutting machine
This is from an Ikea plantation. If you don't like it, don't buy Ikea, or anything else made from cheap wood.
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15. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Awesome Childrens Orchestra
not sure which is more confusing - the original film, or this....
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16. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Shore Googleglass App
and google insists it's the NSA we should be worried about? creepy...
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17. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video An Artisan Discovered
What a wanker.
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18. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Water Gun Festa Seoul Korea
would never work in america - only a matter of time before a cop slams someones face in the ground for squirting somewhere near them
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19. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video How Gravity Makes Things Fall
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20. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Otters playing keyboard
Well, the badgers are playing air-guitar in the adjoining cage...
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21. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Cat asking for a stroke
What happens when it asks for seizure?
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22. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Historic Bike Flip in FMX competition
I liked how they had Jonah Hill and Owen Wilson commentating.
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23. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Rufus
Game, set and match!
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24. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video A Brazilian Family With Twelve Fingers
Can they count 7-1 ?
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25. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Top 10 Craziest Stories from China in 2013
Story 6 is rubbish: http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/uglybaby.asp
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26. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Inventing the Impossible: Pablos Holman
switched off as soon as he opened his monolog with, 'so...'
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27. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Cook Kid showing us ADHD from his perspective
no other country uses this shit on their kids
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28. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video This Video Will Hurt
I wonder if wide-spread god-belief could be considered a mass psychogenic illness...
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29. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Scientist David Suzuki makes an analogy about our planet that's pretty terrifying
Mr Miyagi makes an interesting point.
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30. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Paralysed Rats Made To Walk Again
I understand the importance of what they're trying to do here, but I just can't stand what they do to the rat - severed spinal cord, catheters inserted, wiring down its spine, surely there are paraplegic humans who would be more than willing to participate in this trial for the possibility of improving their mobility, and doing something for other sufferers, the difference being they are willing volunteers, unlike the rat.
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31. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Is Chewbacca trapped in my cabinet?
He's saying, 'peek-a-boo!'
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32. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Appalling abuse of donated canned goods by San Francisco citizens
The chinese do this in Australia also. They really don't get it. From a nation of children.
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33. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Sikorsky X2 World's Fastest Helicopter
sausage fest
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34. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video A 1080 degree kick!
Wooooooooaaaaaaaah !
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35. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Road Bike Party
did anyone else notice the gorilla?
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36. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video How Does a Quantum Computer Work?
Well, that clears it up...
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37. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video 42 Consecutive Handsprings
I'm dizzy...
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38. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video A warm welcome
A Roy Horn moment is imminent, only a matter of time...
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39. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Tomtato or Pomato
perfect with three-eyed fish...
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40. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Dog Meets Kitten for the First Time
by the look on that dog's face, this coulda gone either way...
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41. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Motivation video
Shame about the corporate logo at the end.
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42. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Vertical farming in Singapore
They could always stop having so many babies, allow the population to gradually reduce over time to a more manageable level, perhaps clear away some buildings and development for open parks and forests, and natural farming.
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43. ChainTexter commented 10 years ago on video Motivation video
Sounds like George Carlin from beyond the grave.
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44. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video the greatest "oh crap" moment caught on camera
Anybody remember Dramatic Chipmunk:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
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45. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Crikey the kookaburra Laughs with the Audience in a Zoo
#6 Let's see how much you love their cackling outside your bedroom window at 5am each morning. I'm sick of the bloody things, wish I had a BB gun.
Kookaburra's aren't a protected species, there's too many of them here in Australia. You can have them. Please...
Kookaburra's aren't a protected species, there's too many of them here in Australia. You can have them. Please...
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46. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Woodworker does a stop motion of his project
How did he train those pieces of wood and power tools so well?
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47. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Unbelievable Realistic Liquid Render
fake! oh, wait...
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48. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Croissants
It looks like those batches were a little over-cooked, after all that hard work.
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49. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video How Google Search Works
Curious, at 1:58 Matt states Google takes the quality of it's search very seriously. They also don't mind publishing photos of my private home where my kids live, without ever asking me, and my neighbors homes as well, and they'll be published online forever.
They also don't mind rifling through my private email content, calendar and contacts as they please, again, without ever asking me.
Delete your Gmail, Google+ and Facebook accounts now. Use DuckDuckGo.com
They also don't mind rifling through my private email content, calendar and contacts as they please, again, without ever asking me.
Delete your Gmail, Google+ and Facebook accounts now. Use DuckDuckGo.com
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50. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Attempt at landing at Wellington Airport
psych! aaah, got you!
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51. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video 10 year old beats international chess master in a blitz game
Who's the chess master?
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52. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video The Great RC Battle
Thunderbirds are go!
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53. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Sing to the new ones
Andy Dufresne came to Shawshank Prison in early 1947 for murdering his wife and the fella she was bangin'.
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54. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Legendary Piano
wish a young fräulein would play my organ while I pumped it...
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55. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Recent mayhem at Uttarkand, India
Are those telephone headsets floating away?
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56. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Meet Billy, recued from a puppy mill
shit, this was fucking hard to make it through the end without tearing up. just find the fucker who did to these poor creatures and fuck him up.
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57. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Blanka is a troll
oh blanca, you so craaaazy!
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58. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Babies Enjoy The Simple Things In Life
Early Hale and Pace.
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59. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Fire with Fire
Poor little darling, tugs the heart strings...
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60. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Sounds from space
I see the first sounds from Uranus comment didn't take long...
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61. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Timelapse through Antarctica
Enjoy it while it lasts.
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62. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Hornet Cooked By Bees
Nature - ftw!
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63. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Darpa's latest pant shittingly awesome robot
Who's a good boy then?
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64. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video 100 Baloons vs Blu-ray laser
following up on the success of their 99 Luftballons vs the Berlin Wall in 1982...
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65. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Bathroom Prank Gone Wrong
It's all fun and laughs until someone loses an eye.
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66. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video A first look at Google Glass' UI
Would be good but for Google recording all my private and family activity.
Google is like the creepy uncle that gives you a shiny new diary for free but then hangs around and reads what you write in it, and tells everybody what you wrote. Yuk.
Google = Creepy.
Use https://duckduckgo.com instead.
Google is like the creepy uncle that gives you a shiny new diary for free but then hangs around and reads what you write in it, and tells everybody what you wrote. Yuk.
Google = Creepy.
Use https://duckduckgo.com instead.
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67. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Crazy stuff going on Japan
disrespectful pavement, bring shame on family, honour must be restored.
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68. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Bill Gates jumps over a desk chair like a boss
"Yes!" - a Connie Chung moment.
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69. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Afraid to fly ? ride a jet !
sacre bleu!
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70. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Mars One...
Until Cohaagen's forces find Kuato and quell the resistance, I'm staying right here.
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71. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video Growth of Wal-Mart
It's like an aggressive cancer.
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72. ChainTexter commented 11 years ago on video This was one very special dog.
Skidboot died in 2007. http://www.skidboot.com/
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73. ChainTexter commented 12 years ago on video Ten-Year-Old Deaf Girl Hears For The First Time
At 1:40 - crushed me.
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74. ChainTexter commented 12 years ago on video $10,000 Car That Runs On Air
oh noes - a speed bump!
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75. ChainTexter commented 12 years ago on video 500 Magnum vs Watermelons
I think I got over guns when I was 12...
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76. ChainTexter commented 12 years ago on video X-Ray Kinder Surprise
Next up, the MRI scan...
+2 1. ChainTexter commented 8 years ago on video Skier Miraculously Survives 1,600 Foot Fall