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+4 1. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Anchors have a difficulty pronouncing a man's name.

Well at least he isn't a pornstar.
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+15 2. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Deep Water Solo Climbing

Our greatest triumph is not in never falling. But rising everytime we fall.
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-1 3. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video The science behind Santa

Santa hired Chuck Norris for delivery.

There. Problem solved.
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+3 4. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Ski Crash Compilation

HAHAHAHAH 2:16 - "God damnit!!! Who is the idiot who put snow here!?"
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+2 5. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Clerk KO's Robber, Makes Him Clean Blood

Well at least the robber didn't sue the store clerk for assault.

Here something similar happened in a jewelery store. The shop owner was pretty pissed off about always getting robbed, and the thieves kept getting away, so he decided to defend himself. With a golf club. The robbers got away, with minor injuries, but still sued the store owner for assault.

The robbers won the case, and the store owner was charged with assault and battering.
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-1 6. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Smart couple loses a fortune

2:28 HOLY SHIT!!! That guy laughing scared the living daylight out of me. The video is kinda low and suddenly LOUDNESS EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!


Please post a warning or something next time. Jeez.
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-4 7. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Japanese Astronaut Plays Baseball in Space

Our government pays for a lot of weird stuff...

But I never thought we were gonna pay a Japanese guy to play baseball with himself in space....
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+3 8. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video What is the first letter in the English alphabet?

Use numbers?

My answer is... The third answer possibility...
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-1 9. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Acrobatic Gymnastics World Cup 2011

The guy at 3:09... He goes so god damn high!! Incredible!

Talk about trust.
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+9 10. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Drifting Arab Style

The stig's arab cousin.
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+40 11. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Citroen GT

It's hideous!! And it kinda sounds like an old fishing boats engine when it doesn't get any revs.
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+31 12. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video What happens when two corvettes line up?

Longest red light ever!
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+2 13. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Possibly the creepiest commercial ever

I'm not gonna sleep tonight. I feel my PS3 is just staring at me!!!

Keep an eye out on ebay. I'm posting a possessed PS3 for sale!
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+2 14. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Fire skating fail

Hot shorts?

HOTPANTS :D
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+8 15. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Tri-Love

WTF is going on with the videos this week??
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0 16. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video AZO Showreel 2011

Asians....
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-2 17. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Le Tango Vertical

?????????????????????????????????
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+7 18. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Laundry Fail

Well at least she TRIED to do her job.
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+10 19. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Another mountain coaster

But where are these awesome contraptions? I wanna ride too!

Since they speak German, I'm hoping they're somewhere around the alps. Then i might be able to ride :D
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+21 20. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video FIAT 500 Abarth -- Seduction

I would HATE it if my car was like a woman.
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-1 21. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Guy Kicks His Way Out of ATM

It looks like the door opens inwards...
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-3 22. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Darth Vader and Stormtroopers dance

Maybe afterwards they did a cover of Thriller. And called it Vader xD
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+76 23. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Protect IP Act Breaks the Internet

This reminds me of that South Park episode, where the drummer of metallica is pissed off, because he can't get a solid gold swimming pool, because people are downloading their music through napster. And he really, really, needs that solid gold swimming pool!

Oh crap. I said Napster. Now I'll get sued for sure. Oh god i said it twice! I better hide in a cave somewhere so i don't get sued!!!

Wait a minute.... I don't live in America. I have absolutely nothing to fear :D
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+42 24. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video on a dime 3000

I wanted to see him knock it down at the end :D
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+1 25. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video The Oomphalapompatronium

Mother of god. He made a farting machine!!
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+2 26. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Boomerang Expert

#20 - As a matter of fact I do not. It sure looks like it's just a couple of lucky shots put together. But what makes you think he can't do it 10 times in a row? Do you have any proof what so ever, that he cannot perform the same action again with success?

Same goes for a lot of these kind of videos. Ofcourse luck has something to do with it. It's the exact same situation with you and the lion. Maybe you're lucky, the lion is lazy. Maybe you just tried and tried and eventually you somehow succeeded, with somekind of luck.

We are not naïve. Well not all of us. We like to be entertained. What is there not to "believe" in this video or any other? The fact that they are not highly trained professionals, but just random dudes, that film for hours, just to get a couple of lucky shots?

I don't believe this man is a trained professional. I don't believe that he makes a living off of throwing boomerangs. Maybe he does! I don't know. Would take a fair amount of research to figure that out.

So... In summary...
Stop being such a party pooper. What he does is cool. And if you want to make a similar video... Go ahead! I won't stop you! In fact i will encourage you! I WANT you to make a video like this. I WANT to see you make skill shots. It takes a shitload of patience to do, and not everyone can handle the thousands of failed attempts that MIGHT be needed to get that one shot. It's impressive. No matter how you look at it.

And most importantly. It's something you, most likely, can't do...
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+25 27. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Boomerang Expert

#9 - Anyone can do anything! It's just a matter of practice and practice! And additional practice...

Now... Get off your negative ass and go work out. I expect to see a video on SnotR, of you wrestling a fully grown lion, WITHOUT getting a single scratch, before christmas.

You need:
- Raw power
- Balls of steel (Check a hardware store)
- A lot of patience
- Video editing software
- A pretty good camera
- To keep only the videos where you're not rushed to the hospital

And then you'll get an easy WOW effect from the internet viewers.
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0 28. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Butcher Knife Nunchucks

Someone throw a big piece of meat at him!
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+1 29. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Fail Compilation October 2011

The new Fail Compilation has arrived!!!

Best saturday morning ever!
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+36 30. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Drop test

#(removed comment) - Boring useless comment.

This clip is INFORMATIVE! It shows you, that you have to be more careful with the iPhone 4S, than with the Galaxy.
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+16 31. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Drop test

3....2....1....iPwned!
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+2 32. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video According to Microsoft the Future is Like...

Woooo! Everyone is rich in the future!
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+7 33. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video 555 SUPERCUT

Yup. That's a lot of 5's. Didn't need 4 minutes of it though.
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+1 34. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Cuelight Pool Table

#3 - Would you like to have virtual balls???
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0 35. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Bear rocks out kids at the zoo

METAL BEAR!!! \m/
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+20 36. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Steve Jobs Prank Calls Starbucks

Starbucks got pissed. They got their revenge.

Steven did not survive.

#2 - If he's an Apple fan, he cannot think independent. If Jobs says the planet is indeed flat as a pancake, Apple fans will believe it. And fight to the death, to prove everyone wrong.
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+3 37. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Waterfall of fire

#5 - Ahem.... The Flaming Homer.
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0 38. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Painful looking bike faceplant

"Are you alright?"
"No, I busted my head"

DID YOU!? REALLY?! Because noone noticed! :D
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0 40. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Are you the manager?

Maybe she didn't even use the bathroom, but just saw there was no toilet paper and told the barkeep right away. And for some reason she was horny when she got there.
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+3 41. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Bill Cosby - Drinking

Eddie Murphys Bill Cosby impression kicks ass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSTSfrKLiPM
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+3 42. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Splinter Cell: Lightbulb Assassin

#5 & #8 - Thank you for your inspiring and positive feedback.

And yes, they really should nerf Master Yi.
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-1 43. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Runaway Crane

Run Forest run!!!

But please don't tear down the entire neighborhood.
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+7 44. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Charlie Chaplin final speech in "The Great Dictator"

People of SnotR! Let us stand close. Let us unite! Let us entertain one another with funny and awesome videos, so that we can, for a brief moment, forget about our troubles and worries!

This was a major eye opener. God damn....

MIND = BLOWN!
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-2 45. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Dont Stop Me Now

Tried watching it without sound. I had NO idea what song that was....
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+6 46. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video bikers in a cinema

I don't mind being surrounded by rockers and skinheads in the movie theater.

But if the pull out Carlsberg beer, I'm gonna run as fast as i can.
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0 47. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Reality Hits You Hard Bro

#10 - You have successfully failed. Duuh.

Also... This interview was made into a REALLY catchy song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCSBoOcGFFE&feature=feedu
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+42 48. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Face-Off With a Deadly Predator

#1 - Can you?
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+4 49. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Reaction of a gay guy to 2 Girls 1 Cup

What a weird reaction. That clip is a piece of s**t...
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+19 50. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video The Strange Powers of the Placebo Effect

SnotR just removed the effect from 90% of all the pills that (we believe) make us healthy!!

WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!
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+46 51. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Alzheimer's disease

I lol'd. I Don't think they would have made the clip in this manner, if they expected people not to laugh.
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+61 52. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Parkour Cat

All cats are parkour cats. But 99,9% of them are too lazy.
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+14 53. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Yet another ownage complilation

What i liked: The clips
What i hated: The replays

Good clips nonetheless :)
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+2 54. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video August Fail Compilation

Finally a new fail compilation! Awesome every month!

Kudos to the creator/uploader!
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+23 55. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Norwegian blonde with chainsaw

#2 - That is called pornography.
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0 56. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Frankie the cat in mourning

#5 - WTF!? Sucking your own dick is fucking gay!
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+7 57. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Secret Knock Detecting Lock

I hear your secret knock once. You can keep your keys....
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-1 58. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video How to Kill a Motorcycle

Thats what happens when you give your engine too many revs. The cylinders get stuck and you need a new engine. And yes, that sucks.
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+29 59. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Very deep hole ...

This is not just any hole. This is a shelter, made by Bear Grylls.

Maybe later on he throws the rock back up with a note on it that says "I'm trying to get some sleep down here! GTFO!"
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+17 60. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Do you smoke ?

They gave her free smoke!!
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+8 61. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Janet and Kathy throat singing between classes

It's the new music genre called Frogcore!
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+2 62. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Mega bass

Pump up the bass!
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-2 63. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Ukraine's got talent children performance

One can only begin to imagine how brutally their parents have trained them. Good show none the less!
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+17 64. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Cartoony Prank

Scooby dooby dooo where are youuu
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+1 65. Chrisofskjern commented 12 years ago on video Dude Visits The Tattoo Artist

Did ANY of you, who don't think it's fake, watch the video that #24 linked to?

Its all explained. And now you're gonna say "Duuuuuh the interview is fake!".... Idiots.
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+3 66. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video A little incident

He CHARGED that pavement like a BOSS!

Respect.
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0 67. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Real Time Rendering Technology

#27 - Thats what I've been trying to say. Check #16. Dunno why I get rated down. It is indeed possible. Just not with todays computers.
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+4 68. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Sloth crossing the street...

It's FLYING! :D
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+2 69. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Dude Visits The Tattoo Artist

Going outside with a brand new tattoo, without having it covered up first, is a VERY bad idea. What a wimp. I got 5 tattoos. Including a trollface tattooed on my ass! And i didn't make a sound.

Though i must admit the tattoo on the ass was quite unpleasant.
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-3 70. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Real Time Rendering Technology

#14 - Checked the video. Zapped through it. Where is the real-time demo? It's just an interview. And the little bit of footage that is about the engine. All the footage that you can call a demo... Looks like shit, when you think about the fact that its made with UNLIMITED POLYGONS!....
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+1 71. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Real Time Rendering Technology

An island that consists of 21.062.352.435.000 polygons? So if we assume that each polygon takes up 1 bit (the smallest amount of data a computer can comprehend) then it's still a GIGANTIC amount of data to be processed.

It would be about 2400gigabytes of data to be processed. And thats assuming the polygons are as small as they, technically, can become.

Sure, the technology may be true. But it's useless right now. It's like inventing the car before the wheel. You have everything you need to make a form of transport. You just need something to make it move.


Maybe 10 years into the future, we have the processing power needed to make use of this invention. But by then, other companies might have found a way to do this. And maybe even more effective than this. Because if they replicate it they would probably get sued anyway.


In summary. This is an amazing development. But for now, it's useless on even the most powerful gaming machines out there. At some point in the future, we might be able to make use of it.
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+12 72. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Adrenaline

#5 - You have a home, a job and an income. Things could be WAY worse.
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+1 73. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Adrenaline

I wanna do all these things!!

But it's just too expensive for me to travel to all these places. This country sucks.
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+3 74. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Dynamic Sculpture at BMW Museum

Your move, Audi.
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+6 75. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Guitar Baby!

#3 - As #5 already stated... And it's not a midget. It's just special effects. You need to watch more movies. Then you'll realize that midgets aren't used EVERYWHERE:
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0 76. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Very Close Lightning Strike

Look at the size of those balls of hail! Jesus christ! This is probably common in the US. But still! The imaginary guy in the skies must really hate you :P
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+10 77. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video 2000 Watts

#9 - Bullshit!!! Louder volume enhances the shittyness!
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+19 78. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Ford Flips Out

Resonance? Smooth suspension?? What???
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+15 79. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video The Man Without a Facebook

Real life?

LOL! Now THAT is science fiction!
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+7 80. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video 90's A Capella dance medley

#13 - Punk ass kid. You know nothing of the awesomeness that was the 90's.

Back then things were rad!
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+1 81. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video The Man That Fries Chicken With His Hands

Title should have been "The man with the iron hands" or something along those lines ...
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0 82. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Guy falls off building during marriage proposal

Don't you dare to die before we get married. I WANT HALF YOUR SHIT! MARRY ME BEFORE YOU DIE!

The mind of a woman....
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+6 83. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Skate Pool Paint

#4 - Skaters. Need 1 year to come up with simple ideas. I heard they recently created fire too.
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+7 84. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Dove being a jerk

Cat: "Why is my dinner so annoying!? And WHY are you filming me? Screw it. Too lazy."
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+3 85. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Nearly glued to the ground

Could imagine if it was me...

"Haha! Thats funn.... Oh wait. My shoe soles have been torn off. And my shoes are now ruined. Not funny.."
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+4 86. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video America's Got Talent - Team iLuminate Performance.

They should win!
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+8 87. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Tai Chi - Amazing Chi energy explained

Well yeah, it hurts, but there is no "magic" to it. People keep believing these things.

I saw a show about it, where they explain how it's really done. It's not as much about focusing chi, as it is about withstanding the pain.

And the spear to the throat trick. Well... They put the spear in a very specific place on the throat. Try it yourself where they do. This point on the throat can withstand a lot of pressure.

I'm gonna be hated for this comment :|
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+2 88. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Graffiti Fail

He didn't get paint in his face. It was water that made his makeup run :D
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+2 89. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Lake Covered In Volcanic Ashes

And he was never seen or heard of ever again.

Vulcanowned.
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+17 90. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Solution to the Global Food Crisis?

What a shitty idea :D

2 girls 1 cup = Unprocessed turd burgers! That's not so bad :D

But what happens if the feces come from people who have already eaten turd burgers?
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+41 91. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video A Guy Walks Into A Bar - Bad Day

And here I thought I was having a bad day today. Everythings just beein going down hill! All day! But his bad day made mine better! Now I'm actually laughing! :D

Oh Snotr. I love you <3
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+3 92. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video This is why we love Poland

The song playing in the clip at 3:36 - 3:39 is Prodigy with Take Me To The Hospital. Oh the irony!! :D
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-6 93. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video It's good to have real friends

#12 - I was JUST about to post that! xD
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+2 94. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video The Dudesons

How can you NOT know the dudesons?
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+6 95. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Epic Rap Battle Of History

Old classic. Still awesome :D

Haters gonna hate.
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+5 96. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Cliff Diving World Series event highlight

Fuckin' maniacs!!!
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-3 97. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video How to chop wood without messing around

How much wood chop chop if a wood chop had chains and rubber bands.

A LOT!
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+7 98. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Girls Watch Porn, Too

I make porn
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+26 99. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Guy Discovers Problem with Engine!

Snakes aren't only on planes anymore!
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+22 100. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Parkour Jump From Bench

He won't have kids thats for sure.
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+3 101. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video WTF can 100,000 toothpicks make?

100.000 toothpicks and 35 years. Talk about dedication.
And how much glue?
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+22 102. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video MMA Women

Yes wife, I will make my own sandwich. Don't hurt me!!!
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+6 103. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Double swing FAIL

He didn't say a word, even though the made a faceplant, and got the swing smashed into his face, making his legs go all the way up to his shoulders.

This is the spawn of Chuck Norris.
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+16 104. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video A throne fit for a king....

I wanna take a crap in that so bad
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+9 105. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Biggest Drawing In The World

LOL look at the line that makes the "hair" on the portrait. The captain of the ship must have been really drunk! :D
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+23 106. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video The Power of Words

MAN that hits hard!! Even though it's a commercial.
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-8 107. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Punching bag 1 - Chinese 0

This is odd. China normally uses outnumbering rather than outpowering. If this was recorded in China, 60 chinese people would have ripped it apart!
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+14 108. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video The World's Deepest Indoor Swimming Pool

Hmm... Where to put the worlds deepest indoor pool... How about in a restaurant!! Or the other way around. Either way it's pretty awesome :D
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+6 109. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video A hawk attacke a cockatoo at a bird show

#2 - Haha very funny...... Now go back in the kitchen!
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+3 110. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Korea's got talent

But what happens next?!?!

I MUST KNOW!!!!!
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+41 111. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video No more skinned knees!

Man, I wonder how long it's gonna take for a kid to learn how to hold the balance on a bike with those. There is nothing to learn, if they can't even fall down :P
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-8 112. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video ManaMana

What a piece of shit.

SnotR I'll add only 2 minutes to my "you owe me time" list. Because I'm nice.
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+31 113. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Girl joins the dark side at Disneyland

Vader: "Little girl... I am your father!"
Girl: "K"
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+3 114. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video what Pi sounds like

Do a metal cover xD
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+11 115. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Jackie San vs The Eye of Sauron

Yeah they're awesome!

Here is the YouTube channel! You can watch all the Versus videos. And yes, they are AWESOME!

YouTube Channel
http://www.youtube.com/user/VersusTvigle
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+30 116. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Funny Japanese Prank

These are not the Japanese you're looking for...
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+11 117. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Kite Fail

I want one! But BIGGER :x
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+2 118. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Final Destination in real life

#14 - But notice how the trailer in front of the driver doesn't move an inch. The tires stay completely on the ground... But still it has enough power, to violently throw a huge f***ing piece of wood 2 feet into the air!

That's what I'm wondering about.

And when is the next fail compilation done? You rock at finding fail videos i haven't seen. MOAR PLX! :D
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+4 119. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Final Destination in real life

I'm with #7. I was sitting here thinking "why the hell would he sit and record a boring-ass drive??"

And where the heck does that log come from? The car in front as a wooden chassis? Or maybe a wooden house is being transported in front of the car in front of the cameraman?
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+2 120. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Glasses-Free 3D Display for iPad 2

#3 - Got my hopes back up! <3
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+23 121. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video How to really erase a CD..

If you did that to the game InFamous, the CD would probably hit back!

#(removed comment) - "...you probably cant even use it anymore" - Are you serious???
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+6 122. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Glasses-Free 3D Display for iPad 2

#1 - Aww man, way to ruin my expectations :(
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+3 123. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Damaged TV Prank

Be an A**hole and prank your friends and family.

A similar picture can be found here. Very suitable for laptops for example.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LVjLA5HrQYM/TMLQVPKgNGI/AAAAAAAAAO0/-YzAljaTXLk/s1600/CrackedScreen1440x900_001.jpg
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+3 124. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video huge underground explosion

#7 - Portugal was making another monthly Fail Compilation. But the fail was too strong!
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+5 125. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Damaged TV Prank

Dad sounds like a jamaican :D
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+48 126. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video huge underground explosion

#(removed comment) - REALLY!? Because the explosion looks so natural! >.>
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+8 127. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Making money ...

The video was kinda long... I was sitting through it waiting for him to go into the store, to ask wtf is going on.

And yes the gas price is retardedly low!!!

Here in Denmark we pay about $8/gallon.

But still, that shit isn't right.
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+5 128. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Epic fail

#2 - Epic comment!
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+6 129. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Hot Dogs

Stupid humans.

"This is tastes delicious! What is it?"
"...Dog"
"This tastes awful now i know what it is"

In Denmark we have a saying: Hvad man ikke ved har man ikke ondt af.
Translated: What you don't know, you don't have to worry about.

#8 - YOU are not funny.
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+5 130. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Giant portugese guitar

Where is Slash?
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+2 131. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Counter-Strike - DE dust2

I consider myself a nerd, but i don't play CS. Because it's just too much of a sneaky sneaky and camper game.

But i loved the video :D
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+5 132. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Fail Compilation March 2011

YES!!!!! I LOVE THE FAIL COMPILATION!

Please make sure to make one as often as you can Portugal26!! :D
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+58 133. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Lioness tries to eat baby at the zoo

Omm nom nom nom!

This is why lions use Macs. They can't get what they want through Windows!
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-10 134. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Family Guy - KFC

At first I was like FAMILY GUY :D

But then... I :| 'd
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+3 135. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video So much cooler then icecubes

#14 - How is it less vodka? If you get a half glass of vodka with ice. It's still a half glass of vodka :D

Actually i think you get more vodka with ice in it since the alcohol won't vaporize as fast :D

Duke Nukem has balls of steel. In Japan they got balls of ice!
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+5 136. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video So much cooler then icecubes

200 bucks to make an ice ball?!?!

Worth it! :D

(The price is $206 + $36 shipping)
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+22 137. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video The military funny moments compilation

Keeping us all safe!!
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+2 138. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Work Accident

It's a company called Celsa Steel Service...

They make steel cables and other steel stuff. Probably rails too. So yes, it's steel. Or maybe a new product that might just be a lightsaber :)
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+4 139. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Britney Spears Deleted Scene from Jackass 3

I'd STILL tap that!!!
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+5 140. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Special Greg - Special Flip

#5 - Perfect? YES!!! At 0:41 ... That is called a landing. Not a flip/trick/stunt :)
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+1 141. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Can't stop laughing compilation

At first i was like :|

But then...

:D :D :D
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+5 142. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Great Add on a iPhone

#7 - Technically possible if the TV's have a built-in reciever for that kind of signal, that you can logon to. Kinda like DLNA.
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+3 143. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Comedy Football 2010

5 minutes... Couldn't take no more.
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+7 144. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Nice Magic trick on Americas Got Talent

Look closely at around 1:51. It looks like the head turns as his arm goes by it. As if the little man is looking at the magician, and then back at the audience. Look closely :O

right as he moves his hand up to snap his fingers.
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+4 145. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Silly pandas

This didn't make me want to cuddle. It made me laugh :D
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+3 146. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Dead alien found in UFO hotspot in Russia

#4 - The police arrested him, then they probed him!
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+4 147. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video I Am Epic Win

Haha is that Slim Chin's russian cousin?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3bfR3RKdO0 :D
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+11 148. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Electroshock!!

A classic :D
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+43 149. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Water Fueled Car

THATS AMAZING! GO JAPAN! :D

But my friend Bear is not so impressed.

Bear Grylls: "A car that runs on water? LOL I've been running on my own piss for years!" :)
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0 150. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video 1950's Commercial for Coca-Cola

So.... Thirsty....
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0 151. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Chelles Battle Pro 2011 OFFICIAL RECAP

Amazing show of skills!!! :D But...

This... Is dancing?

We have come a long way :|
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-6 152. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Koko The Gorilla Plays With Her Kitten

Those who rated #1 down hate kittens apparently :P
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+10 153. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Koko The Gorilla Plays With Her Kitten

Kittens. So cute they make your head explode into candy.
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+3 154. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Skilled Bartender

20 bucks each?!?!? (@1:19)

Well if it's so expensive to have your drink shaken, stirred and tossed... I think i'll get the cheap version like James Bond. Shaken... Not stirred or thrown around.
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+45 155. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Guy in Audience offended by stereotypical joke

"Hey I just saw a black guy get offended at a comedy club. You aaaiiiight???"
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+35 156. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Dog takes a bike ride with his owner

Dogs riding on the back of bikes. People following them in their cars all day. Chinese Lady Gaga.

China has it all!
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+16 157. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video X-ray Plasma TV

ME GUSTA!!!
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+6 158. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Upgrading through every version of Microsoft Windows

#4 - Yeah better to skip it than to fry the system 8-)
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+18 159. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Skull Face Tattoo

LOL! Watch out He-Man! Skeletor had a son!!!
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+4 160. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Releasing a truckload of pigeons in 15 seconds

Ah well... I'm sure the local McDonalds can go without selling nuggets for a few days.
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+6 161. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Robot Fight: Megabyte vs Brutality

#7 - How can you call meaningless destruction for entertainment a design flaw?

Or are you one of those types who'd rather see 2 boring guys in suits play competitive chess? Now THAT is a design flaw.
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+38 162. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Robot Fight: Megabyte vs Brutality

Annihilate Challenger - Complete.

Next objective processing.

KILL THE HUMANS!
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+14 163. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video glass eating

I showed this to Bear Grylls. You know what he said?

"I'd Rather drink my own piss..."
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+24 164. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Synchronized Gymnastics

Holy shit. That is not only synchronized, but executed to perfection.

If something is hard to do... Make the Japanese do it.
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+26 165. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Epic Music Video Fail

I think everyone can tell its a fake. Who cares. It has entertainment value :)
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+4 166. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Teen Hunger Force present cinema's dont's

This is fantastic! Not only is the music downright awesome, the lyrics kick ass and the message is clear. STFU or GTFO!
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+6 167. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video horizontal bar

LOL! They're still hanging on after that! That's dedication!
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+3 168. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Microwaving An Egg

lol i've done that a bunch of times. It hardly even pops. I was rather disappointed with the result.

How do they make the egg explode so violently?? Hmmmmmmmm ;)
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+7 169. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Accident In the Amusement Park

That was no accident. That was an idiot.
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+15 170. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Snow Causes Roof Collapse At Commercial Building

I agree with Portugal26 - :O

It sounds like the building is made of plate metal... Wtf.
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+25 171. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Epic Snow Jump Fail

HAHA! That guy who is laughing like a hyena! THAT is what made me laugh too :D
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+31 172. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video The Himalayan Ninja Goat

I like how the goats can magically slow down, in mid air, before they hit the side of the rock. Awesome!
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+37 173. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Mario Kart is back

#(removed comment) - you're a turd
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0 174. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Mario Kart is back

Just got home from town. Pretty drunk. And first thing i do is log on to SnotR and i see theres a new Remi Gaillard video...
How awesome is that!? This guy is my hero!!

:D :D :D
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+3 175. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Name something that gets passed around..?

Lindsay Lohan!
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+1 176. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Entrance/Exit Skills

This is why i don't dance
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+2 177. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Making A Memory Chip

#3 - The process takes approx. 1 month. If you make 10.000 chips at the same time. You can make 10.000 chips in 1 month. Although i'm sure they produce much more than that :)
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+5 178. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Jim Carrey-Vanilla Ice parody

God i miss the 90's
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+6 179. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Close Call On Slick Street

Seems like "women driving" comments get rated up... Too mainstream.
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+3 180. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Wash Machine Kitty

Thumbs up if you're gonna try and put your cat into your washing machine, after seeing this....
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+2 181. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Total Blackout

This guy is retarded. He was afraid of EVERYTHING! Even the girls thought he was a sissy!

But he actually won in this episode of the gameshow. Out of sheer luck at the elimination.

But i guess he kind of deserved it. With his nose being so far up another mans asshole and all...

The prize is about $4700. And no, he wouldn't have gotten more cash if he put anything else in there.
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+2 182. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Tactical innovations

The Tommygun. RELOADED!
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+2 183. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Pool in the river

They put water in water!!!
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+3 184. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Photoshop Tutorial Rap

The description! The best part. It's so true!
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+16 185. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Kid dance

Wow! Kids got moves!
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0 186. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Luftal

Be aware of... LOS GASES!
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+3 187. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Javelin guided missile!

Before they get it set up, I can exit the tank, walk over to the soldiers, and calmly convince them not to fire the javelin.

Hurry up guys! You're probably sitting in enemy territory when you need that thing!
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+1 188. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Backflip off a two story building

That was SUPER FUUUnnn.... +_0
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+18 189. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Rear View Of a Flying Arrow

#1 - Blurry wife.... But to each his own taste i guess :)
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+10 190. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video French cop Relay race

"French cops, french cops. What ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you!!"

Jog away at a slow relaxing pace....
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+7 191. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Protection doors made in China

1: "Protection" and "Made in Chinea" does not go well together in a sentence.
2: If you are afraid of being robbed. Chances are the robbers will come through a window.
3: Chuck Norris would just walk around it.
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+1 192. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video No porn on this computer ...

Porn. Now also in 3D!
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+5 193. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Ewan Dobson

Sometimes it sounds like it might be the theme song to an old game for atari or something :)
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+2 194. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Phantom of the Floppera

This is downright scary!
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+2 195. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Mass Brawl on Ice: KHL teams fight 6 seconds into game

#12 - Håber du skammer dig over farverne i dit flag lige nu...

Those red/white guys are retarded. Does anyone know which teams these guys belong to? Because they suck huge sack! I know icehockey has fighting involved. Almost every time. Everywhere. But this is ridiculous!

But still... It reminds me of the Goofy episode called Hockey Homocide from 1945 :D
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+3 196. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Wrestler Completely Misses Table

How can you call that fake. That drop was awesome! He gave that ledge what was coming to it!!! YEAH!
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+2 197. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video 100 Famous Rock Guitar Riffs

I'm still waiting for his 100 Death Metal riffs :)
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+4 198. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Why police officers train so hard......

Police officers train hard now? That's news to me!
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+7 199. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video In Soviet Russia, Bear Hunts You

In SOVIET russia? Russia IS the Soviet... You must mean in COMMUNIST russia...

Also, in which country wouldn't the bear hunt you :)
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+3 200. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Awesome Rugby Tackle

THIS... IS... RUGBY!!!!!11
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+2 201. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Diving Infinity

They all look the same. No need for the censorship.

And yeah... China has a lot of divers on their team it seems. This is the only way to train them all.
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+3 202. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Good vibrations

LÅLÅLÅLÅLÅLÅ LÅ LÅ LÅ LÅ LÅÅÅÅ!!

HOORAY FOR DANISH FANS :D
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+2 203. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Sci-Fi RailGun, for real

A tomahawk missile costs 6 million. But what about the electric bill for running this beast? :)
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+1 204. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Aung Zaw Oo Showreeel 2010

When did he quit the circus?
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-9 205. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video TAC Campaign

Don't drink and drive. Fair enough...

DON'T RUN PEOPLE OVER WITH YOUR CAR! What's wrong with you!??!?!

Drinking and driving is one thing. You have to be really drunk before you can't control a car safely. That said i DO NOT think its ok to do. Just saying that drinking and driving is dangerous yes, but i believe that retards in the traffic kill even more people. Like people that are in a hurry. People that drive way faster than they should, are more dangerous than people under the influence. Unless they're REALLY drunk.

Drive safe and don't be an idiot.

#12 - So incredibly true.
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+3 206. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video One Photo A Day

One photo a day keeps the doctor away? (i)

I need a doctor after seeing that...
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+23 207. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video German Shepherd

Deputy Dog! Mans best friend. Criminals worst enemy.
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-1 208. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video pole dance fail

#3 - Amen.
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+7 209. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Giant Smoke Rings

Those have been around for a long time in smaller versions.

You can buy them at gadget/toy stores.

It's called an Airzooka and i own 2 myself. They can shoot a "ball/ring" of air really far and accurate. The original Airzooka has an elastic in the end though. And also it has a handle like a gun so you can better aim it.
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+3 210. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Pitcher of Beer Down in 5 Seconds

Cheers!! :D
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+2 211. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Snow Shovel Prank!

So worth the work :D
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0 212. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video 200 beers, please !

THIS IS ALCOHOL ABUSE! There is no way you can call that a beer!!
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0 213. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Escalator Accident

#22 - OK! Now it makes more sense. Thanks :)
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-2 214. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Escalator Accident

#16 - Both escalators are going down. Not up. So it's actually a good question. Why didn't the people on the top try to get off the escalator by going against the stream. Instead of just waiting for their doom.

Apparently... Lemmings > Chinese
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-1 215. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Escalator Accident

Now imagine a busy day in that mall.
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+31 216. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Sum Ting Wong

CHANGE TAXI PREASE!
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+1 217. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Street Piano Improv

I WISH I could meet them all and request a song.

I would request "A Poem About An Old Prison Man" by Decapitated >:)
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+10 218. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Reverse Graffiti : Ossario

Punk kids! Stop cleaning up our city!!!
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+4 219. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Skybridge Malaysia

#9 - You don't have to. They have bridges for that kinda stuff.
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+5 220. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Nice slap

Thats one unusually flexible fish! :x

I don't care if its fake. It was still funny :)
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+3 221. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Battle of the Brains

#7 - Being smart = Having a lot of general knowledge about many things.
Being intelligent = Being good at thinking logically and solving puzzles and stuff.

Yes. Indeed being smart and being intelligent are two different things. Since being smart is pretty much based on your memory and your ability to remember facts. Basically everyone can become smart. But not everyone can become intelligent. Intelligence is moreso decided by your genes. You can, however, improve your intelligence through brain training and believe it nor not, having the right diet.
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-1 222. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video 200 Countries, 200 Years, 4 Minutes - The Joy of Stats

And then along came the financial crisis, unemployment and waaay too many people everywhere.

Let's see how the bubbles are aligned on his chart in 2012 shall we?
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-5 223. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Bolivian Punch Up

The first rule of fight club is: You do NOT talk about fight club!
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0 224. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Stun Fone for iPhone!

Haha how would they fit capacitors that large into an iPhone... Ah yes. The dumb people have all the fun. I hate thinking about stuff.
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+3 225. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video AK-47 Fail

Terror strikes back
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+16 226. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video How It's Made - Condoms

2:55
"So what do you do for a living?"
"Condom laundry..."
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+2 227. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video House Built Of Coasters

#13 - Thats because they're beer coasters :)
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+39 228. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video An Ostrich and Baby Giraffe Play Tag

Coming up in 9 months. A Girafstrich!
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-2 229. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Not Scared Of Heights

#23 - COMMENT OF THE YEAR :D
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0 230. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Chocolate Hotel Room

#16 - Haha yeah thats right! It's from the episode in season 3 called Mr. Burns Verkaufen der kraftwerk. Epic win :D

Homer: (in a dreamworld) "La laaa lalalalalaaaa"
German: "Mr. simpson? Mr. Simpson? SIMPSON!
Homer: "Oh im sorry, we were talking about chocolate?
German: "That was 10 minutes ago!!!"
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0 231. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Chocolate Hotel Room

Bring a toothbrush!
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0 232. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Squirrel Fail

SQUAIL!! :D
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-15 233. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video They See Me Rollin'

No....more....cats.... PLEASE!
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+6 234. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Epic Muay Thai Fight

Why the hell did they hire a snake charmer to play the music!?
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+1 235. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Cat vs Metronom

Another cat video for the CatR collection..
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+2 236. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Don't bully animals...

KILL THE BOY!!!
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+2 237. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video What is DNA Sequencing?

#3 - That is the correct answer to the question in the title, sir.

Now THIS educational SnotR video is way more interesting! :D
http://www.snotr.com/video/2219
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+1 238. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Korean kids learn Netiquette

What are these kids doing? Korean schools should teach the children how to play Starcraft!

They learn how to leave the game when beaten, write GG and so on. THIS is Korean style netiquette.
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0 239. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Ohio Tower Fail

lol someones just saying... "Uh wrong way..."

And first after a while someone actually tells people to get away!

Idiots.
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+5 240. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video X Factor Worst Audition EVER

Did he win a crowd? Yes.
Can he become succesful? Yes.
Can he sell a buttload of CDs? Yes.

When you fail at something so hard, it becomes a win.
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+2 241. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video PVC Instrument

Pipe men group!!!

But why is it that more and more videos on SnotR have sync issues? Or do i have sync issues?

For reference check 4:57
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+4 242. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video World's youngest transexual

This is a true Justin Bieber fan
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+10 243. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Nice to meet you

#4 - Haha irony :D
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+10 244. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video The WTF Octapus

The What The Fucktopus strikes again!
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+43 245. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Why Yoshi hates Mario

#(removed comment) - Lighten up man! I liked it. Not awesome. But still SnotR worthy :)
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-1 246. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Girl goes crazy with her cam's special effects

Wahahahahaha muahahararharharharharrrr :D
Omg i want her phone!!!

Hey #1 how did YOU make it to SnotR.
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+1 247. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video People are awesome

Some people really ARE awesome. And some people are just awesome at editing videos :)
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-1 248. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Boy Mirrors Swedish Guard

That was pretty cool! I don't think the guard thought it was funny. He's probably thinking "Do i really walk like that?!"

#6 - In Soviet Russia? Thats like saying In Russian Russia -_-
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+1 249. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Psycho Skater

Groovy tricks bro!
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-1 250. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Biggest toy car circuit ever...

OMG! It just goes on and on and on!! This is amazing!!

I know what I'm gonna wish for christmas now!
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+2 251. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video 15 brick elbow break

I thought/hoped his elbow would break >:)

Anyone can do that trick. If you can break one brick you can break lots of them, IF there is a space between them. If the bricks are stacked without any space between them, the force would be distributed evenly throughout all the bricks... Hence he would break his elbow and not a single brick.

Everybody does it, people think its really cool. But it's really just a matter of simple physics rather than l33t karate skillz
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-1 252. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video BMX Rider Faceplant

Helmet win!
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+12 253. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video This guy climbs like Spiderman!

#4 - Hey cool! Thanks! :D
I just dug up the info when i saw it the first time. I think his story is truly amazing. It might even be an inspiration to others. Instead of killing yourself, challenge yourself to the extreme, and conquer!
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+42 254. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video This guy climbs like Spiderman!

This guy is truly amazing. He is not relying in his wrists or hands. He relies only on the strength of his fingertips. And his story is pretty cool.

His name is Jyothi Raj, 23 years old. When he lost his job, all seemed lost. While he was considering wether to end his life, or continue living, he looked at the Makak monkeys in the trees around him. He was fascinated by their climbing and he studied their techniques. He then decided to climb. He has trained his fingers to the extreme, and is now able to scale almost any wall or mountainside with the same speed and agility as the monkeys.

True superpowers!
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+3 255. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video 16 Building Demolitions at Same time

As a bulldozer from Command & Conquer generals once said:
"We build for China!"

And tear it back down for the entertainment of Americans!
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+4 256. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Skateboarding wins

Wearing a helmet isn't "cool".
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+3 257. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Stair Cycling Fail

Great... Now i can't hear anymore.

Thank you random screaming girl!
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+5 258. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Beer Slingshot Fail

Well i guess you can call that
*puts on sunglasses*
Alcohol abuse!

YEEEEAAAAHHHH
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+37 259. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Beer Slingshot Fail

Beer! The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems.
-Homer Simpson.
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+23 260. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Incredible accrobatics

#2 - Yup! I remembered what it was called. And here it is. Even in better quality!
http://www.snotr.com/video/4201
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0 261. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Wall Flip Fail

At first if you don't succeed, try again and fail miserably... For our entertainment.
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0 262. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video six drummers one apartment

Sounds like german techno. Retro style!
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+10 263. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Fall down the lotion stairs

Japan is infinite win.
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+15 264. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Crazy fight breaks out on tv show

How can she slap? HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!
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0 265. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Cow Attacks Drunk Who Illegally Strolls Into Rodeo

It was either him or the cow!
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+31 266. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Russian army blows up its inflatable weapons

So what they're saying is... The russian army blows?
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+6 267. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Rollerman

Thats the french alright.
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-11 268. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Will it blend? Old Spice

Look at your website, now look at Snotr, now back to your website, now back to SnotR. See the difference? A lack of awesome videos! Thats the difference!
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0 269. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video can u resist?

0:58 - I know that... I like... Taking the blows.
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+10 270. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video We no speak Americano

I HATE THIS SONG!
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+60 271. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Automatic Led Stair Lighting

Now add piano sounds to the steps.
(i)
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+8 272. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video crazy ninja girl

It's the Kindergarten Killer!!! RUUNN!!
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+1 273. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Lance Burton sleight of hand

He hides the bird in his pocket. Thats just... Not right.

Also funny how his hand goes out of the bottom of the picture whenever he is right about to to something.
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+8 274. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video What would you do?

Every single bike i have ever had has been stolen. I haven't bought one for years and i'm not going to. But its nice to see how people react to obvious theft.... Now i know why my bikes get stolen all the time!
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+3 275. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video the young ones

Just downloaded season 1 and 2 of The Young Ones because this clip reminded me how friggin awesome this show is!!!

THANKS :D:D:D
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+5 276. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Swiss Top Secret Drum Corps

Must be hard to keep something that noisy top secret! :D
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0 277. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Homemade Drum Kit For Guitar Hero

Why isn't he using the pedal? That would make it somewhat harder!
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-2 278. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Sideways bike

I think walking is faster.
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+5 279. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video iPhone Melted by Solar Death Ray

#8 - Hey man, if I could, I would totally do it too!
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+3 280. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Super High Jumping Cat

Man thats high!

I think i know what is going through the cats mind right now.

"Alright human. Bring your basketball and get your ass on the court!!"
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+1 281. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Ridiculous Drumming Skills

#22 - Its a lot more technical and faster than the above video. So... yeah :)
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-6 282. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Ridiculous Drumming Skills

Ridiculous drumming skills eh? You guys got something to learn about death metal drumming then.

Just as an example. Here is the new drummer from the polish band Decapitated. My favorite Extreme Metal band.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUs1_OKQRwI

Post his vids here instead. He makes his own music too. Playing all instruments himself.

Oh yeah and heres a medley he made from some liveshow recordings
http://www.youtube.com/user/KrimhKerim#p/a/u/0/eCNy2jpQNXY

Krimh \m/
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+28 283. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Packaging Playing Cards In China

In china there are about 10 million people to replace you. So you better work fast as hell.
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+39 284. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Washing a Lion in Iran

It's completely normal!
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-5 285. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Try not to laugh

#1 - Thank you for writing that. Now i don't have to.
But i will anyway. That song just killed kenny!
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+48 286. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Liquid Nitrogen

#1 - To show you that you CAN put your penis in it... You just gotta get it out real fast.
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+29 287. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video birdie

Man thats one sadistic woman.
Take a picture of the bird! Take a picture!!
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+26 288. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Stupid Bus Hijacker

That hijacker doesn't look very high....
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+7 289. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Bizarre Effect

aha.... And what cell phone might that be?
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0 290. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video what we do for a beer...

#4 - They're american.
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+15 291. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Cat Jump Fail

Go ahead and laugh. The cat will kill you while you're sleeping.
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+39 292. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Cuteness overload

It's so boring I'm gonna die.
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+4 293. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Danish Championships 2010 in Rabbit Hopping

I hate my country
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+6 294. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Guys gets slapped then slaps back.

Shoryuuken!
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-1 295. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Cell Phone Reunion

#7 - +1!!
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-3 296. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Chernobyl Decay and Deformed

Tjernobyl was a disaster of tremendous proportions.

Thank god for technology! Nuclear power is now both clean and safe. The only argument environmentalists have against Nuclear power is Tjernobyl. An accident that happened more than 20 years ago. As if there was absolutely no advance in technology in those 20+ years.

We must look at Tjernobyl to both grief and learn. The sacrifices of the pasts mistake save lives now.
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+2 297. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video start the future now

*Gives #22 a big thumbs up*
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+29 298. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video start the future now

#4 - It's on an early stage. At first when something new is presented, it gets perfected and improved to use less power and be more effective in the process.
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+27 299. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video start the future now

Japan FTW forever!
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+2 300. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Horse playing with a ball.

This title delivers!
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+3 301. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Two Idiots And A Sword

I can still fight! It's just a flesh wound!
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+10 302. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Angry British Telecom Customer

I should record stuff like this myself. These punks call me all the time. We're talking 2-3 times a week. All from the same company. Even though it make it perfectly clear that i do not want anything from them and to never call me again. With lots of profanity and porovocative remarks.

Man thats gotta be a tough job. And they don't even get paid very well. They could at least make some prank calls once in a while... But this is just downright stupid and monotonous.
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+1 303. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video World's largest swimming pool!

Thats one hell of a pool!

But it's no indoor ocean like the Miyazaki Ocean Dome in japan :D
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+5 304. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video 10 year old girl amazing voice

Awesome voice control ofr such a young age!

Maybe Zara and this woman share the same singing DNA
http://www.snotr.com/video/4626
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-5 305. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Bowling Fail

As seen on failblog ;)
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+4 306. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Chinese traffic accident compilation

Give the chinese some stop signs!!!
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+7 307. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Riverdance

#4 - Absolutely not...

Also... The video is out of sync. This has happened to a lot of videos on snotr lately. Sync problems.
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+1 308. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Load Fail

I lol'd at #2's comment waaay more than the vid >:)
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+34 309. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Careless Reporter Knocks down Ice Sculpture

Looks like he put the sculpture...*puts on sunglasses*... On ice!
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
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+40 310. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Message From Down syndrome Workers !

Damn straight! The woman at 4:50 totally made my day! We need more people like her to fight for the little guy.

Those are actors. But this actually happens. And that f***ing sucks!
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+68 311. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video The Kid's Got Some Nerve!

Kid: "Dude! Look what I just got with my cellphone camera!!"

Friend: "Don't ask me how i know this but... That's my mom"
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+1 312. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Aimbot in Real Life

Someone call dr. hax!
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+2 313. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Pudding Prank

Probably related to Remi Gaillard.
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+27 314. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Pudding Prank

Ah yes the french....
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+18 315. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Dog does backflip

Thats awesome! But does he HAVE to slap the dog?
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+4 316. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago on video Children stick up for eachother.

this is so..... heartwarming! Man i love the japanese! Not just for their awesome gadgets and their f***ed up TV shows, but now also for their mindset!
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+9 317. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Lightning Strikes Truck

lol! What are the chances of lightning striking the truck and not the taller trees right next to it? And what are the odds of someone randomly filming the highway right as it happened. Or maybe the guy was filming for hours and it just suddenly happened...


Fake... And not even very well made.
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+3 318. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video The search for hidden dimensions.

The answer is...

42
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+4 319. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Rugby Referee Hazards

Get out of the way referees! There are people competing here!
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+8 320. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Lioness forgives Kevin Richardson at the end

Up next on SnotR. More Kevin Richardson....
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+27 321. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Fireworks Incident

Guess someone is leaving the place bald :(
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+33 322. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Car Wash Power Hose KO

Thats what you get for washing your car. Make your woman do it. She'll do it right.
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+1 323. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Stretchy Skin Man

He's Mr. Fantastic from fantastic 4!
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+2 324. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Chinese bike acrobatics

Chinese public transportation ftw
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+2 325. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Jollibee the dancing mascot

I think/hope its a girl in the suit!
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+3 326. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Goofy-Looking Kid (almost) Performs Amazing Backflip

Don't worry goofy looking kid. You would have landed on your face anyway.

Also... Buy new pants.
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+2 327. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Vuvuzela Hero

DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING?
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+1 328. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video How To Break Your Neck

Nice guide! Thanks!
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+34 329. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Whac-a-mole cat.

Faster than sound! The audio isn't out of sync. The cat's just too friggin fast!
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+1 330. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Online Gamer 3

And for those of you who do not know what is going on, on the internet. Online Gamer 4 has been on youtube for several days.
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+3 331. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Lightning strikes 3 of the tallest buildings in Chicago at the same time!

Like greased lightning!
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+3 332. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video TanDEM-X launch

It looks like its accelerating so slow! But it's still gonna squeeze your balls with G's!
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+4 333. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Latvian girl...

Latvia can afford lamps now?!?
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+26 334. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Bmx fall

The guy is in shock. In the state of shock he is in, he will think that up is down and east is black. He will feel no pain and be unable to recognize anyone he knows for a good while. Also time will feel like its moving sloooooooowly. It's an eerie feeling. I tried it too. I imagine its kinda like a trip.
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+4 335. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Woman sings "Flight of the Bumblebee".

Her face is not as annoying as her voice.

Extremely talented. But i couldn't stand to listen to it all the way through!

Now that woman whos singing the diva song from The Fifth Element... THAT i can listen to.
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+2 336. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Shotgun Enthusiast Don't Need No Teeth

#3's comment wins forever
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+1 337. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video super bici ...bicicletoide..

I think Ludacris would say "Move bitch get out the way"
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+9 338. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Fire in the hole!

Well thank god it was shrapnel-free
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+3 339. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Another baby falls on train tracks!

I hope that stroller was as empty as the parents brain
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+11 340. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video The gentlest dog you'll ever see.

I hate that song
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+8 341. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Tree Branch Falls On Power Lines

Awesome. Well the branch probably contained some moist and that made it conductive just enough to not short circuit the system thus shutting off the power in the neighborhood. Instead it just looked awesome and made it to SnotR for our pleasure :D
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+3 342. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video The secret powers of time.

I watched this passively to the end. But i was not bored one second.

Am I too old fashioned in this present day?

Makes you think.
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-12 343. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Pothole in Russia

Lesson learned. Russians are blind!

How can you miss a hole that big??
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-3 344. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Eliica 640HP Electric Car full acceleration

#5 - Those will be disposed of no problem. Either via recycling or we can just blast them into space. Or dump them where the nuclear waste goes... Disposal is not a problem because the batteries will be usable for many years. With the current speed of technology, batteries are greatly improved every year and super batteries are on the way. I think there is much to earn in the electric car still.
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+18 345. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Eliica 640HP Electric Car full acceleration

#1 - Probably less than any other random car of the same size. Also... It might have been nuclear power. Think about the resources the electric car is GOING TO save Which is much cleaner and cost less lives to make. So yes all hail the electric car.
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+4 346. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Transparent VW Factory

I'm gonna send an application right now!
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+16 347. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Drunk guy vs pole

Hit it back!
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+43 348. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Mario paper stop motion

Man that must've taken forever. I give this video 5 green mushrooms! (5 1ups)
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+6 349. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Exploding Toilet - Hidden Camera

I wish Remi Gaillard would make a prank something like this. Only when he does it i LOL more :D
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-7 350. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Cat Machine Gun

Everyone who thinks this video is sad is rated down. This comment will also be rated down to hell... But this just goes to show that... Well you do the math
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-5 351. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video CMA Mental Arithmetic Demo

This is why asians will rule the world. I'm not asian so i might as well just start sucking up to them.
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-3 352. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Snotr gets a mention on RayWilliamJohnson

Snot R Television? Isn't SnotR based in america?
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+8 353. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video ultimate wheelchair

Call it what you want, i think its awesome and i want one.
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-4 354. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video the diva song from "fifth element"

Having sex with her... better cover your ears!! (if you're any good)
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+25 355. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Street Bike Jump

Is the bike alright??
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+3 356. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Ghost pig

Hey i have one of those in the basement! :D

Reminds me of the early 90s
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+5 357. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video How to make thermite

Doesn't this video belong in the terrorist category?
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0 358. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Military Water Bomb

The american soldiers...
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-2 359. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Balloon through fan

technology wins again!
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+4 360. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Swallowing a mic

who cares about wether its fake or not. It was still funny :D
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+1 361. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video The AYD'S Diet

SIV -> HIV -> AIDS

SIV originates from monkeys. And you have to wonder how the disease was spread throughout the world in humans. Everyone had sex with monkeys? :(|)
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+1 362. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video You Can't Trust Science!

Go science!!
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+6 363. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video The Simpsons

I have seen that clip a million times...

And I STILL think that Hank Azaria looks like Robert Knepper in Prison Break (aka. T-bag)
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+81 364. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Kitchen headbutt kid!

kitchen 1
kid 0

Now... On to the garage for more dancing
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+2 365. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Doggy Beatboxing

Listen closely at 0:05

You'll hear a guy in the background going Yiir yiir like some rapper :D
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+29 366. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Doggy Beatboxing

And now it's time for...

Trololo guy VS Beatboxing dog!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NPdVpx5CgE

Warning. It will make you lol... hard...
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-6 367. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Groomsman Taken Out By Windmill

God damn pink dress wearing wide load truck (and her tight assed companions) get out the way! I wanna see the landing!
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+6 368. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video milk explosion

Haha and hes all cool and he says "Haha Payback is a bitch"
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+31 369. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Roadside Assist in Uzbequistan

I want a car that can split in half! Makes parking so much easier... Sorta
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+19 370. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Mobile Guitar

#3 - As Jeremy Clarkson once said. "It's like watching a porn film for its plot"
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+6 371. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video iPad Skateboard

#16 - Omg you're right. The iPad is a piece of shit and it just got worse.
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+2 372. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video iPad Skateboard

How can you rate this down? This is awesome!

The iPad can be used for something after all. If i get an iPad i would just use it for SnotR...
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+43 373. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Standing cat

It's looking for braaaaains!
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+7 374. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Hydrogen fuel cell RC car kit

#2 - They are still researching it. But the major corporations ofcourse want to limit the research. If there is gonna be a competitive fuel source to gasoline. The gasoline companies, who are HUGE, will stop it at all costs until there is no more oil left.
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+11 375. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Stevie the professional regurgitator...

Try swallowing a camera! So we can see where he's hiding all that junk!

Grosse yes... But I'm curious!
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+2 376. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Parking Spot Revenge

That was an amazing reverse parking right there. Because it was done by a woman. Only in asia >:)
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+10 377. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Serbian special forces

lol noone is commenting on the video?
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+10 378. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Disturbing japanese commercial

TRANSLATION!

Narrator:
This is Anabuki construction's campaign girl Anabukin-Chan.
She tries to be good like any good girl. This is Anabukin-Chan.
What happens!
It seems the animals of the forest are coming to do her company.
Everyone is in a good mood!

Lets go

Kids yell:
Anabukin-Chaaaan!

Anabukin-chan:
Alright!

*Sings*:
Enlarging dreams and service, Expanding hopes and service
Expanding chests (WTF!?!?)
(When the squirrel flashes its nuts) EXPANDING EXPANDING
Whoa!
SERVICE!

Note: When i write service she actually sings Servicemation in english. If you listen carefully.
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+6 379. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video English is a hard languge

There he is again. #(removed comment) fails once again. And fails to see what SnotR is all about. GTFO HATER
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+5 380. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Amazing headspin bowling strike.

#(removed comment) - Did you EVER post anything positive?
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0 381. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Amazing headspin bowling strike.

Step up 2 the bowling alley! You just got SERVED pins!
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-4 382. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video cool birthday candle

Amazing! I hope it didn't ruin the cake!
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+2 383. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Jozin z bazin

This video makes trololo guy sad
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+5 384. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Dog Girl

I saw that show a long time ago. Really interesting!

Now we just need to find Tarzan!
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-2 385. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Soccer fans Dream come true

Haha what a brilliant idea! Even the mascots kick ass!
With commercials like this I don't see why Sunkist is so hard to find in the stores nowadays :(
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+4 386. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Concrete Breaking

#(removed comment) - I bet you never dreamed of doing something awesome in your life... That comment was so stupid it almost (ALMOST) made Chuck Norris cry
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+5 387. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Concrete Breaking

Jumping like a Kangaroo, Smashing bricks like Karate... Kangarate?
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+10 388. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Top 10 Biggest and Best Jumps Ever

Look ma! I'm flying!
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+5 389. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Sports commentator misses red card

Chris: Hahaha i didn't see that one Jeff! hahaa! I Must have missed it!

Jeff: Haha... you're fired.

Look at his face when he asks him about the red card. Priceless!
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+26 390. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Ultimate Protection Cat

Mercenary cat is doing it's job!
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+3 391. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Mom Meltdown

Damnit woman. Drink a Vital Energy and STFU!
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+7 392. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Fry an Egg

Does it taste like fried egg or burnt newspaper?
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+4 393. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Uphill Maniacs

#2 - you didn't watch this to the end did you?
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+10 394. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Uphill Maniacs

Simply awesome! :D
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+3 395. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Sonic and Mario's Awkward Reunion

Thats hilarious! Best ending ever!!

:(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) ::(|)

5½ monkeyheads! Best rating ever :D
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+1 396. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Angry Wife Crashes Husband's SUV

It seems not only the men rage in russia
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+8 397. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Timelapse of the Construction Of A Plane

Awesome build! If this was in china you could play it back in normal speed and it would still look like a timelapse :)
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+5 398. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Cop Bends

Ass tearing on cop pants is serious buisness >:)
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+3 399. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Awesome Chinese kid beatboxing

Why is there a tent behind him?
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+5 400. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Awesome Chinese kid beatboxing

Breathe kid breathe! Call an ambulance he's having a seizure!!

Good stuff though :)
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+18 401. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Mobile Jakuzzi

#8 - In communist russia you might be funny
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-6 402. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video What A Wonderful World (Death Metal Version)

screw you all i stand by my comment saying this video sucks balls.
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+35 403. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Spend Time With Your Kids

"Spend time with your kids... So Peyton Manning doesn't". HAHA LOL! >:)

i give it :(|) :(|) :(|) ::(|)
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+8 405. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Desk Chair Bowling

HAHAHA! The guy standing on top of the "pins" actually landed in a chair on his way down! Well done sir!
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+8 406. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Instant HOT ICE

I saw this before. I haven't tried it yet but i want to. Only thing they forgot to mention is the DOSAGE. How much Sodium Acetate to how much water to make an optimal hot-ice-mix?

#1 - No its not cool. Its HOT :D

#3 - Well it probably blends. So why not try eating it. Might burn on the way out though.
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+7 407. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Angry Panda

Russian Panda? Also they're talking for the panda. As if it was a cartoon.

"Damn branch i will kill you grrr"
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0 408. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Another funny accidents compilations

#10 - The band is called Passenger and the track is called In Reverse.
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+4 409. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Grandpa dancing

Grampa got skeelz! And yes he dances way better than me.
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+5 410. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Kid falls off horse and is attacked by crazy ostrich

Yeah let the ostrich hurt the child. Not the other way around. That is animal rights. If you get attacked by an animal. Don't fight back. You can live without a leg or an arm... Its no big deal. Just as long as we preserve animal rights!!

idiots....

That ostrich got what was coming to it. Just like in the animal kingdom. The parent protects its children.
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+3 411. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Super Burn Out FAIL!!!

Is this a commercial for tyres? :D
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+9 412. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Math Failure

Look at the blonde that wins. She is also surprised that she wins. She doesn't notice until the host tells her she got 21 so she probably can't do the math either lol
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+4 413. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Crazy Japanese gameshow

#2 - The goal is to read some text out loud as fast as you can. Text that is hard to say... Like when you say it fast you trip over your words and pronounce them wrong. If they pronounce it wrong or don't make it in time... Well you can see what's gonna happen.
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+21 414. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Whiny girlfriend ?

But who's gonna cook the fish??
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+56 415. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Milkman vs. Mailman

HAHA! The milkman prevails! This is awesome! SnotR is back on track with the best videos :D
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-8 416. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Fake rope

#6 - Russia?
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0 417. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Pixels invasion

So this is what will happen if pixels invade the earth. Now we can prepare for war!!
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-1 418. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Doing The Dishes

Thanks for doing the dishes. Now make me a strong sandwich!!
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-4 419. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Parkour Fail Compilation

So... what happned to the comments? Is everyone in a shitty mood today??
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-11 420. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Parkour Fail Compilation

Gotta love Parkour fails! >:)

#7 - I think you should fix your caps lock button.
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+3 421. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Unbelievable excavator stunt

even if i could i wouldnt have the balls to do it!
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+26 422. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Tour de France

Remi Gaillard IS the KING of pranks!!
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-1 423. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video What Trololo guy is really singing

I never thought I'd say this.... But.... SnotR Fails :(
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+12 424. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video DIY Cymatics

Thats awesome! Im gonna try it asap! :)

#12 - You need to get laid
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+5 425. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Nature by numbers

Beautifully animated! I had no interest in the numbers though.
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-2 426. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Awesome Entrance

He jumped so bad the door opened by itself! NICE
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+5 427. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Traffic in Russia

This is not just a clip of bad traffic. Somethings not right here...
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+24 428. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Polish car tuning

#7 - Maybe its to save gas?

#(removed comment) - Maybe its to save gas?
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+5 429. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Flooded meadow

amazing! but how did it get flooded like that..
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+2 430. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Jump Street

That place is amazing!! I wanna go!
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-2 431. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Jim Playfair Loses His Composure!

Cool how the guy with the purple tie behind him is just grabbing his ass while he goes crazy
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+1 433. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video The H-bomb

That is kinda scary actually! Makes you think.
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-8 434. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Forehead Tittaes

That will take my eyes off the boobs for a second then back down there!
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+33 435. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video How to beat the high cost of gas

I want a midget to live in my trunk!!
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+24 436. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video The machine is using us

This was very educational. That is NOT why i visit SnotR :(
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-1 437. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Singstar game

This is the best commercial ever!
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+4 438. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Dragging a tree

He got wood
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+6 439. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video METEOR!

#(removed comment) - Show me your collection of Meteor recordings kthx

*facepalm*
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+4 440. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Goatpipes

#13 - Geez what country do you live in if you dont think thats weird??
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+3 441. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Goatpipes

Yeah! Blow that goat!
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+7 442. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Wall Of Death

#1 - What about the audience? Thats gotta be scary. I mean standing there when a car just might hit you in the face. These people are FEARLESS!
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+6 443. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Blind soldier learns to 'see' with his tongue

I wonder how he will describe the food at McDonalds
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+2 444. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video 4 hands 1 guitar

If you can't afford 2 guitars... Brilliant solution!
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+4 445. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Ice hockey for the Atari 2600

#11 - but their logo works! Everyone has seen it. Why change it :)
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+4 446. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Smart Birds

Wow crack a nut at the risk of getting run over by a car.

These crows sure love nuts...
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+5 447. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Borat High Five...

#(removed comment) - For me, you are an idiot.

BORAT WINS! ALWAYS!
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+4 448. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Where is the owner?

Cheapass ho upstairs. How much for the girlfriend?... 4cents... its an "as long as you can last" special.
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+3 449. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Boy gets a special Pokemon card

WOW! This kid is serious!

Pokémon. Serious buisness!!
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+3 450. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Your life and Videogames

I've found that video games has brought people together! Right from the first console that i had. "Hey wanna come over and play some video games?"
I don't hate them. I think they're awesome. It's too bad they messed up his life in his opinion. Video games are what you make of them. Share the experience! This is how i take videogames. You can play them alone, just to pass time... Or you can have fun with friends playing online. Meet new people. And then maybe go to a LAN-Party with your newfound friends. And make more friends. Thus building a huge community, meeting new people who all share a common interest.

I conclusion. What is there to not love about video games?
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+10 451. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Bubble man Returns!

Stop wiggling your asses!
I lost the will to drink
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+5 452. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Hospital Jump

That WAS painful to watch. Damn i'm going back to watch Granny DJ

My RAID array just crashed completely... But then #8's comment cheers me up! Thanks!
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+5 453. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Granny DJ

Wow! Put your hands up for DJ British Granny! And the club goes wild. Don't forget. You saw it first on SnotR!

:(|) :(|) :(|) ::(|)
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+7 454. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video What is a browser

You don't know what a browser is? Get off the internetz!
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+16 455. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Ed Alleyene-Johnson

Come on people! Pay the man! He's doing great! Damn... People are just walking by. I guess he's chosen the most boring town of all he could find. No rock n' roll for its citizens
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+16 456. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Crash and Eddie

Now i have to watch Ice Age 3 :D
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-1 457. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Bad toilet day

#2 - you sir, just made me lol. Thanks! :D

Video :(|) :(|) ::(|)
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+36 458. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Don`t try this at home

Who cares what they do or how drunk they are. As long as they can keep us on SnotR entertained :D
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+10 459. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Danny Macaskill

Most negative comments section ever. Cheer up guys! Good ratings for all!

This guy is cool. I wonder how much pain it took to complete all of that
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+4 460. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Out of time

Amazing what the human body is capable of!! Amazing stunts there!

Don't try this at home kids! Do it on the playground >:)
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+43 461. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video This Too Shall Pass

This is the best Rube Goldberg machine video i have ever seen! And I've seen a lot of them.
Absolutely amazing!!!
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+3 462. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Motorist Hits Guy

HAHA! And then the rear windshield wiper is turned on after hitting the guy twice!! Perfect
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+9 463. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Scooter Vs Garage Door

And THEN the garage door goes back up. Priceless! The door is like... "C'mon! I'm ready for round 2! Bring it on scooterman!"
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+6 464. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Disappointed cat

Haha my cats do that too when they give up. They just play dead. Ragequitters!
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+3 465. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Musical Tesla Coils

I just came back to watch it again. Its so awesome! The ghostbusters part is so cool! :D

5½ monkey for this :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) ::(|) :D
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+6 466. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Musical Tesla Coils

I cant stop looking at it! Its simply awesome!
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+12 467. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Umbrella vs tornado simulator

Awesome video. Im surprised he was actually able to hold the umbrella and not get swept away.

The new layout rocks!

Thank you SnotR!
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+2 468. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Dinner for RR

#7 - When they take an overhead view of the table all the way down you can see some of the knives and forks are pointing in the opposite direction
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+2 469. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Dinner for RR

Hmm... I don't think this is real.

Notice how the knives and forks are afterwards. They face the opposite way. Like they got dragged to the right even though the cloth was dragged to the left...

Cool though
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+4 470. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video How not to make a turn

#1 - You should know that without even having driving lessons
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+33 471. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Michelle's Tongue Tricks

Hmm what it would be like to kiss her... Pretty uncomfortable with her tongue reaching down your throat...
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0 472. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Pongs 'R' us

#3 - And these guys have tried a lot of times, made a video of it and made it look really cool. Give the guys some credit. It probably took forever to do that. Anyone can do anything. its just a matter of time, trial and error.

SnotR is about cool videos. Not crappy comments
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+3 473. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Pongs 'R' us

NICE! Now i have a plan for the weekend! Going out to get beer. BRB!
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+16 474. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Pool table mod

It DOES look awesome! Holy s**t! I want it
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+5 475. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video The Taste-Test Whistleblower

Not another @#$%ing commercial...
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-3 476. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Poker tournament robbed live on TV

I can't see whats happening either. There are some people shouting in the background... But all that turmoil might as well be because someone farted and a guy covering his face from the smell is yelling OPEN IT! OPEN IT UP!! Not the cash register... The emergency exit
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+1 477. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video February Fail Compilation

I love these compilations! Always makes my day!! >:)

:(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) ::(|)
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0 478. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Nail Gun Art

If youre gonna make a fake video. At least try
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+5 479. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Kid Falls from Car

Holy shit the kid almost got hit by the passing truck. Man thats his/her lucky day
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0 480. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Phoenix-Fly 2009 - a year of flying in review

I want one
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+4 481. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Animal attack

In communist russia, human transport raindeer
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+2 482. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Simple method to make fire

Damn! Call Bear Grylls! This guy is a genius!....
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+8 483. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Expert recreates Toyota sudden acceleration

You can get a speedup from Toyota which is very very improbable...

You can also get struck by lightning!

Shame on you Nature!
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-2 484. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Satellite Car Chase

#1 if that was your house someone was doing your mom...
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+18 485. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Voca People

Yes. It is clear they are not using any instruments. They didn't have to make it SO obvious in the start.

I guess, with those outfits, they're completely STD free
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-8 486. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Train vs Flood

Water slide weee!
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+28 487. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video 5-year-old Savannah's Calm Call with 911

When she gets old enough. You damn well better give her good allowance money!
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-2 488. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Female Wolf Spider

Talk about having your children kiss your ass
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+9 489. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Dog Flies Down Stairs

First i lol'd. Then i lol'd a little bit...

then it got boring. but awesome dog though. I wonder how fast it goes on a straight course
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+6 490. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Pelican attacks weatherman

Mentally scarred? Come on. It sounded like he had fun when the bird grabbed his ass!
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+3 491. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Psycho girlfriend smashes Xbox

Get back in the kitchen and make him a sandwich instead!
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+29 492. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Cheerleader get saved

I want a mascot that vomits Cheerleaders!
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+20 493. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Surprise!!

Holy cow they came with a bang!
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+3 494. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video How not to high jump

#1 - I think this is the best comment I have ever seen on SnotR! Made the clip much much more fun!! :D
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+80 495. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Old man beats up thug

So true. The black guy hit him first. That flipped his switch and the black guy got what was coming to him! Not only did he destroy his face but also his self respect! HA! DAMN HIPPIE

The sign in the end is just the frosting on the cake. "Keep our city clean and safe. Do your part"

He most certainly did
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+4 496. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Old school Fail

So he didnt expect the spring-matresses to bounce? I sure hope thats not his store!
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0 497. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Beer Gloss

Beer just got a lot more expensive... You COULD taste the "free" beer and just suck up the slap you'd get... Free beer is free beer
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+3 498. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Horrific Traffic Accident

YOU'RE FIRED!
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0 499. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Clean Your Balls..

Joy Hickey!
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-1 500. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Guy Sneaks Onto Champion Soccer Team

THE KING OF PRANKS! :D
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+25 501. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Water Ceiling Prank

HA! Now i wanna do it to someone! Pranks FTW :(|) :(|) ::(|)
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-4 502. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Rape attempt.

poor dog must be starving! it was eating its dog house
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+9 503. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Hamish & Andy

HA! Thats awesome! Much like Neg's urban sports from Balls of Steel. Fantastic! Made me laugh. What a great way to start the day. Thanks SnotR :D
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-4 504. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Hula Song

Danish FTW :D
LUAU!
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+8 505. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Google search suggestions

I'm off to goggle! I want to know why there is a dead pakistani on #1's couch now!
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+2 506. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Buttered shower floor

This isn't dangerous! Clearly the girl is some kid of engineer. She did the mathematical equations to make it not dangerous. Thus calculating the falling trajectory of the victim!

Math + pranks = win!

/sarcasm
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+3 507. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Words of Wisdom from Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal - Now completely zen free!
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-1 508. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Fail compilation

Lovely falis! And a lot of new ones that i haven't seen before. Only problem was the sound that was out of sync at times.

This gets my highest rating ever.

5 monkeys and one baby monkey :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) ::(|)
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-1 509. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Acoustic Freedom

They should take it to the streets! They're good!
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0 510. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Pizza Guy Pranks

Omg the first one is the best one imo!!

#13
The first...
"they want the guy to shout it out to the customers in the pizza place"

Anita Gofradump! (I need to go for a dump)
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0 511. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Amazing ice hockey goal

Wow thats awesome! It looks like the guy to the upper left is passing the puck to the one who falls down. He passes the puck in the same moment. And by stunning coincidence i think the passing puck hits the downed guys iceskate and lobs up into the air and into the goal.

I don't know hockey rules well. but isn't there a penalty for raising your hockey-stick too high up into the air? I mean... He could've hit someone in the face.

Anyway. Awesome goal. This is just my understanding of what happened :)
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-1 512. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Mercator - Milkman

I better start saving up for my pension! And get more milk!
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+4 513. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Ball Jump

Wow is that one of those Fitness balls? Damn I'm gonna try that out this summer. And post it on SnotR. There will be pain
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0 514. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Red Bull Stratosphere

#3 - I dont think he jumped yet.

Does anyone know when the jump will take place? its an awesome mission and i wanna know how it turns out!
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0 515. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video A city made of toothpicks

When is this video from? Is it done? I wanna see it done!! ::(|) ::(|) ::(|)
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-1 516. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Hitler responds to the iPad

I wasn't planning on buying an iPad... So I have to leave :(

I don't want that overpriced thing! I can find hundreds of other players that can do the same at a lower price. But... All hail the mighty design team of apple
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-7 517. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video World Record Lego Tower

Im sorry to say but i was rather disappointed when i saw this was a WORLD RECORD! I thought a WORLD record would make it higher...

Anyway... #1 there is tons of ways to disassemble it in a fun way. But if you want to make sure you are able to use all of the pieces afterwards... well yeah there might be only 1 boring way. Not a fun way!
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-2 518. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Police Chase Motorbike

So... did he eventually get away? yet again.

I think it sucks that he is putting innocent lives at risk. On the other hand i think its good that he keeps the Swedish police up on their toes. Reminding them that there is never time to eat donuts
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+1 519. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Man gets owned by his cat

#14 - Maybe he DID just move in. And maybe he just occasionally put something under the stand of the tv to make it tilt forward so he could watch it better from the floor? but wait he wanted to do some sit-ups before he plugged it in.
Furthermore it just so happens that the TV is having a seizure as it hits the ground. It doesn't just crash and lie still. It's obviously having some kind of electric heart attack!

Maybe you're right. Now that you mention it, it doesn't look at all weird to me either... I mean. Tilted, cardboard tv's that are not plugged into any power source obviously will have some kind of seizure. It also seems more real when the TV is somehow swept from its foot stand so it's able to turn all the way upside down when it really should have hit him screen first in his face.

Thank god for the guitar though. That seems kinda normal.
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-1 520. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Belgian apartment building collapses

Yeah so i heard on the news! They assume 9 people were killed in the collapse :'(
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+8 521. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Man gets owned by his cat

#7 - Because it was obviously staged
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-3 522. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Man gets owned by his cat

I like how the cat just doesnt seem to care... Notice how the tv is knocked over ever so easily. makes you think it was staged.

Staged or not. The important thing was the guy was hurt in a funny way!
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+3 523. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Annoyed with the cleaner

#6 - Well she could have waited with the cleaning a bit?

Notice how the lights flicker when he cuts the cord. God thats gotta hurt! I hope he survived!
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+2 524. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Dance Fail 2010

It's the danish beer they've been drinking. They can't handle it ;)

(It's Tuborg beer. There are empty cans on the table with the logo on it)
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0 525. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Online gamer looks for a new girlfriend

HAHA! I saw his first Online Gamer video on youtube and subscribed instantly. And then came the sequel only to be even more awesome!! Love that guy!! :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) ::(|)

#(removed comment) - Prepare to get the lowest rating ever on SnotR
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-1 526. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video How Does This Work?

Look VERY closely @1:25 and notice how he makes absolutely sure that the cups DO NOT MOVE at all. But at 1:25 he accidentally pushes it and if you got good eyes you'll see that there is already some liquid in there.

at least thats what i see
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-1 527. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Narrow parking skills

#4 - Ofcourse hes Belgian. Because he lives in Oostende :)
Sorry didnt even think about that. Or the flamish accent... doh!
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+10 528. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Narrow parking skills

Simply awesome!

They ask him if he doesnt want a bigger car in the end. He says no way they use way too much gas. Talk about staying green. Tiny garage and tiny car. Go old dutch man go!
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-2 529. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video 'Photobombing' a news report

Man that guy looks stoned.

Remi Gaillard is the GOD of pranks
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+10 530. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Europe from point of view of estonians.

IM from denmark and we have the best wind! nothing else. and its true
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0 531. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Gillian Cooke

An den i fartid :P
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+1 532. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Pac-Man Illusion!

#5 - Because he can
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-7 533. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Antiques TV - blanket

Maybe Elvis puked on it
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0 534. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Crazy Romanian truck driver

What a dumb fuck!
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+2 535. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Nice clip compilation

This was a nice clip! i enjoyed it! Some new to me! Thats the beauty of compilations! always something new!!

Although the music SUCKED! Im sorry to say thats the worst ripoff of Dragonforce - Through Fire and Flames i have ever heard. The original would have been way better!

:(|) :(|) :(|) ::(|) for the clip

:'( for the music
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-3 536. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Box of wine + microwave

lol what caused that huge spark? as far as i know there is no metal in a box of wine...

And whats with the explosion? the bag that contains the wine is very thin. Its basically just a plastic bag. How can a small plastic bag withstand the amount of pressure needed for the explosion? And howcome the cardboard box itself does not expand with the wine-bag?

Sorry to say this but its fake. But still cool though :)
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+4 537. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Turborider

I like how the police just doesnt care!
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+8 538. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Port-au-Prince

We all support them through taxes here... It happens automatically and is mandatory. So i hope the money isnt eaten up by administrative fees from the welfare organizations... who probably keep the dough!
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-3 539. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Coca-Cola In Taiwan

Oh come on what a stupid video.

The guy ASKS to get the cola in a bag. And he gets what he wants and leaves the store happy.

Come on! This is the worst fucking Snotr clip ever uploaded!
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0 540. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Hitler Reacts to Wolfenstein 3D

Haha what an awesome clip! i lol'd!

#7 - Its not supposed to be...
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-3 541. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Rémi Gaillard as Tarzan

Humor. France has none. (except for Remi obviously)
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0 542. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Prankster Highlights

This guy is keeping France running economically with all the fines hes paying! AWESOME DUDE!
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+6 543. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Kiwi

That one's new to me! That "bird?" is awesome :)
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+9 544. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Cool-ing your computer

Its a good solution for silent computers... but be warned. Mineral oil as cooling is EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE!!

Its cool because its completely clear like water and its non conductive. So if you can afford to fill it into a small aquarium and submerge your hardware into it... ofcourse it looks cool but will you pay the price?

Also if you want to use this solution you will most likely never be able to clean your parts.

A cheap alternative is ordinary cooking oil. It has the same features as mineral oil. BUT... It wont look as cool as the clear mineral oil but its like 10 times cheaper. So if you just want a silent solution. go for cooking oil.
if you can afford it. go mineral... and if you dont care... go watercooling
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+1 545. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Arcade Chopin

I think i saw this about 10 years ago. Still awesome though! I wonder how good he is now
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+4 546. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video 100 Funny Falls

wtf is with that pic at 3:35 ? Looks like someone had fun with the teletubbies...

and to all of you who think that compilations are boring and a waste of space...
Where are your contributions? I think its great that someone takes all the good clips out there and unites them into one long like of FAILS. Maybe i should do the same with your comments... no, noone wants to watch that.
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+1 547. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Freerunning

one of the best freerunning clips ive seen! Kudos to SnotR!!!
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+9 548. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Blind kid playing piano

Wrong comment at #9

This guy plays with his awesome
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-1 549. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Marble machine

God i want one!
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+2 550. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Firefighter Grabs Guy Attempting Suicide

His failed suicide attempt is probably illegal. So now that he is saved he will probably get a fine or a prison sentence... isnt that stupid. The guy wants to end his life because its nothing but problems...

The government saves him against his will and puts him in jail or gives him a fine... Way to make his life better!
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+33 551. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Best fails of 2009

Thanks Daire/SnotR for this compilation!! Some of the clips are new to me. Thats what i love about compilation.

Also you cram so much awesome fail into one clip. Fantastic!!

LOVE LOVE SNOTR

:(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) ::(|)
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+10 552. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Girls can't fight

#6 what do you mean crap! Thats what snotr is all about! Short but entertaining videos!!

#6 is crap and deserves a ban. Am i right then rate me up
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+5 553. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Never kiss the guy during a stare down

There we go! A kiss is just as much a foul as a premature knockout! K-1 Judges FTW
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+7 554. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Never kiss the guy during a stare down

the guy on the left did the right thing :P
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+4 555. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video The Burj Dubai finally opens

At 1:32 it looks like the tower is tilting slightly. Man that is one awesome building.

Just you wait Dubai! Denmark will surpass you! when everyone else lives in space and we are the only ones left because our government spent all our money on green cars
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0 556. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Pizza Vending Machine

Well if a machine made it. Its gotta taste awesome
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-4 557. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Techno Jeep

#8 - Fuck you
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+2 558. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video 2-wheel driving world record

He could've bought a motorcycle and go a lot further on 2 wheels :D
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-4 559. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video My Heart Will Go On performed on flute

Oh my fucking god. This video sucks balls!

WTF SnotR..... WTF.....
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+1 560. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Taylor Momsen escapes paparazzi

I'd hit it
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+4 561. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video The Creation Of The World Cup 2010 Footballs

Balls factory
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+6 562. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Freezing rain accident

Haha i remember this. You were better off with iceskates than shoes! the skates didnt even touch the pavement under the ice! braking downhill is something else though
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+2 563. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video How Not To Steal A Plasma TV

Haha! What an idiot! Yes LED tvs are extremely slim and they dont weigh much. He would probably have had a better chance if he just grabbed it and ran! Looks like he stole a 32inch model and you can carry it in one hand easily!

I got a 50inch plasma. And im gonna keep it... Now that i know its not gonna be stolen. And if a guy with a flat 50inch bag that i dont know enters my house.... I will prepared! Thanks to this video! :D
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+1 564. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Lucky Policeman!

OLÉ!
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-2 565. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Avatar

now i want to watch Team America again. because its so badass!!!

HAKA DERKA DERKA
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+3 566. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Pregnancy Test Fail

Your Tech... I haz no IQz for it
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+3 567. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Excellent Amateur Video Shot Backwards

HAHA! Top that one Shorecrest! Very well done :)

The only way to top this would be... i dont know...

Have Chuck Norris lip dub spice girls!
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+6 568. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video When Kiting Goes Wrong

#(removed comment) - Will do!
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+4 569. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Star size comparison

you can call the universe infinite... but actually it isn't. It is rapidly (and i mean RAPIDLY) expanding all the time. Like kind of a shockwave from The Big Bang...

Now i'm waiting for a Christian person to join this discussion and say the vid is fake and there is no such thing as galaxies and god blahblahblah ignorance blah blah
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+5 570. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Ex-Microsoft employee

Yep this is fake...

Well the video is real. You dont have to edit an angry fat guy...

The makers of the video also state that it is indeed fake. And they made it as a teaser for some show theyre working on.

source
http://www.neowin.net/news/main/09/12/21/hoax-alert-ballmer-fires-microsoft-employee-due-to-bing
and
http://mashable.com/2009/12/19/bing-youre-fired/#comment-26731879
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0 571. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video 150kg of Thermobaric Explosive vs. Car

That the video made it to snotr must mean they survived the avalanche
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-1 572. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Ex-Microsoft employee

Wow... I dont get you guys. This isnt funny at all
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+5 573. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Tape measure master

"Can you measure this board for me please?"
"no... But i can do this!"
Hurls the measuring tape at the light switch

"nice... now we cant see shit and theres power tools everywhere. But god damn thats awesome"
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+3 574. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Papercraft

You can see the videos of his works here. including the original size of that abomination!
http://www.strandbeest.com/film.html

Scary stuff hes made there!
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+1 575. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Denmark Live Robot Boys

#10/#20 - FAIL! These guys kick ass!
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+20 576. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Christmas tree thief

Wow he raped the thief in his caravan in seconds! SKILL!
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0 577. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video The Burj Dubai - Fly-By

and short after the recording ended the plane steered directly towards the tower
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+1 578. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Ford Fiesta presentation fail

Stupid car. Well atleast they circled the problem. (in the logo)
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+2 579. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Russian Talent Show

Is there a source to confirm wether this is fake or not? Is there even a show in Russia called "Talent"?
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+3 580. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Rear-ender

Why is this video 3 minutes long when it shouldve been 10 seconds? This is too shitty to be on SnotR! This website will lose awesomeness-gain with videos like this
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+3 581. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Ok..

I wonder if this is staged. And if it is. Notice how the last bag that hits him totally smashes the kid off the chair!!! I guess someone thought he would make the best of the moment and put a big rock in his bag :P
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+1 582. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Infinity Mirror

I want one!
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+8 583. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Make an invisible bottle!

#(removed comment) - Thanks to that comment you just lost both
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-1 584. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Fluteboxing

Some scary eyes there!! O.O
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+1 585. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video THE Epic faceplant compilation

Im more worried about 4:17
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+2 586. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Incredible Near Hit

I wonder how much weird shit CCTV operators have seen over the years
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+12 587. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Don't Mess With Santa !

He knows if you been good or bad... and he will roundhouse kick you in the teeth if you piss him off. And so it's confirmed. Santa knows Chuck Norris
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+2 588. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Canadian, Please...

The Lonely Island wannabes?
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0 589. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Beatboxing skills

Well its the BELGIAN champion.... How many beatoboxers can there be in Belgium ;)
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0 590. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Ikea lamp

i was waiting for the lamp to throw rocks through the window onto the other lamp. and kill it. IKEA... OR DIE!
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0 591. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Playback

#2 - Deferred success :(|)
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+2 592. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Flyingkick by Cow

#4 Boxers always make K.O's with punches to the face. If this ninja cow didn't want to spare his life it'd kicked his head clean off
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0 593. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video This Guy Gets Owned

Haha awesome the green beer cans are from a Danish beer brand called Slots.

I don't think its a commercial. And since its probably from amsterdam (i.e the netherlands) that guy is probably drunk, stoned and on shrooms at the same time... so yeah... he'd need medical attention. But why not have some fun first? :(|)
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+1 594. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video This Is Why You Don't Play with dry ice

NICE! That last one gave me a jolt :D
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+45 595. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Flyingkick by Cow

Fuck yeah! Cowned!!
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+2 596. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Cat attacks breakdancer

I dont think this is fake... if you pause right before the cat pwns the camera you'll see that the cat is scared shitless and has its claws all the way out and its "fingers" or whatever you call it, spread out as if its trying to grab ANYTHING to regain control. This aint a fake. Its just too awesome for the haters to handle
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+1 597. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Russian Merry-Go-Round

Man that guy must feel like shit.

He's russian, so I assume he's WASTED. Then he gets spun around like that. Makes you think if theres a russian alternative to SnotR with all Russian stupidity :D
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+2 598. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Slomo Collection

This is why SnotR should have HD videos :P
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-2 599. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Maru's magic show

I don't mind the cat videos. As long as theyre funny. This is just stupid
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-1 600. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Quad hits cliff

#9 - no
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+1 601. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Turbine Engine Explodes

I have a hard time believing they actually shot a bird or a dummy-bird into the engine. I really don't think a bird could do that to an engine of that size. and whats with the countdown? 3, 2, 1 FIRE! Sounds more like they put some explosive charges into the engine
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+9 602. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Hardest Hockey Shot Ever!

Who cares if its fake. Its awesome!!
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+9 603. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Shiny Suds

Cleaners. Now with paranoia!
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-3 604. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Marriage Proposal FAIL

"Will you marry me? Also... i kinda gave you hepatitis"
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+26 605. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Marriage Proposal FAIL

"Honey. Of all the men and women I have had sex with while we have been together, I love you the most. Will you marry me?"
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-2 606. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video E.T.A. by Junk

#13 youre not the only one. calm down
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+2 607. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Bike vs Car

That guy in the white shirt looks like a kid...
well yeah those ppl dont look like they give a shit about that dude who just got thrown into the air.

Bet theyre filming it on their mobile phones and going "Im gonna put this on SnotR!" :)
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+8 608. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Nahtzee - The n00b effect

that guys so right. There IS something called talent. Some ppl are just naturally better gamers than others. And well.. whiners and the likes will probably never understand that.

I'm not saying im an uber gamer myself. actually im not all that good but i can see what he's saying and i must agree on most of it
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0 609. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Woman Falls in Front of Train

Very drunk? And VERY VERY LUCKY
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+7 610. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Huge water bill explanation

Everybody poops. Except cats... they just flush
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+5 611. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Hawaii Chair

Sings: If you can sit, you can get fit! The hawaii chaaaair!" Man thats gotta sell some chairs!!

/sarcasm
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0 612. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Buzzard Gets Clipped By Wind Turbine

Poor bird... Looks like its in pain :(

Wind turbines are green and good for the environment... but now we cant make em because of the birds.. geez.

Give us nuclear power! Give it to us now! (I'm from denmark, and electricity prices are probably the highest in the world along with our taxes)
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+4 613. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Birds swarming

Its definetly filmed in Denmark. Look at the landscape! BORING!!
But yeah it could happen anywhere. But many birds fly from Denmark in the winter season in search for some place with higher temperatures than this shitty place.

I wonder why the birds wanna live here to begin with. We have nothing.... well except the worlds highest taxes :S
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+7 614. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Horse Gets Revenge

Man horses are usually very calm animals... If she was only trying to move it the horse wouldn't have done that. It's not the horse that has issues in this clip! Its that, probably spoiled, little brat who will go many lengths to get her will
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+3 615. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video I lost my teeth!

Flight.... he has none
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+1 616. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video The difference between Viruses, Trojans & Worms

SYmantecs anti-virus anti-malware and internet security software in general... sucks. But i LOVE how they've made this clip! Very informative to many users. It's so very important to keep up to date with this kind of think. Too many people are unaware of the risks of having a computer with an internet connection
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+1 617. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Not everyone is a lumberjack

Well at least in the worst case scenario they can build an iglo
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+13 618. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video New Ship

I love how its tipping back and forth like some tiny boat in a bathtub. But in slow motion cuz its friggin huge!

Looked awesome!
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+1 619. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video High Voltage Electrical Wire Blast in Hollywood

awesome school. i wanna blow stuff up too! in an educational kind of way
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-1 620. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Runaway Catepillar

nothing to enlighten you about
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0 621. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Baby Born With 2 Faces

watch out batman Twoface is back!
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+1 622. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video How to ruin $250,000 worth of vodka

Don't drink and drive. EVEN IF you work at a Vodka factory in russia!
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-5 623. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Jennifer Jones Best Curling Shot!

Good shot but...Curling??? Oh snotr what has happened to you
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-2 624. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Half of the Car

Lol i bet its from Russia along with a LOT of other weird s*** here on SnotR. Great stuff! xD
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-2 625. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Audio Illusion

This is kinda .... lame

and it didnt work... the 3rd time it didnt go anywhere. and now it just doesnt work at all. i convinced myself it was just a loop (which ofcourse it is) and now its not working anymore even if i want it to lol
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0 626. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Coke Side of Life

#12 oh come on you pepsi fanboy. Coca cola rocks! and they treat their employees EXCEPTIONALLY good compared to MANY other companies! Their employees recieve a higher salary than the average worker, they have a good health plan, they get big discounts on lots of stuff and they work on a magic factory.

I think you need to get inside to really know how awesome they are!
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0 627. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video ABB Robotics - Picking pancakes

Machines cant replace every single job?

Say that again in 50 years
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+3 628. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video ABB Robotics - Picking pancakes

AllYourPancakesAreBelongToMe... HumansAreExpendable...
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-1 629. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Man falls through roof 4 times

#1 - I had to vote you down a point.... Really... :O
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+1 630. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Parkour fail compilation

2:19 - The cat shows the kid how its done. The kid tries to copy it. And fails miserably for our amusement. aah what a clip to start off the weekend.

THANKS! :D
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0 631. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Cat in "space"

Why the hell would you bring a cat with you into space??
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+2 632. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Awesome Jaguar

#20 - Dude... its Russia. I dont think anyone really cares
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+2 633. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Russian Dance Crew

Who said only young guys can break-dance?

This video just showed it....
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+1 634. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Honda's U3-X

I think the guy riding that thing is glad that he doesnt have to walk anywhere anymore
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+2 635. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Myrtle Young with her chips

She broke Yogi Bear's neck!
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+1 636. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Hair hat man

He should try "wearing" the hat backwards. Thats what people do nowadays aint it?
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-2 637. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video How to Shoot an Anvil

#7 ROFL! Good One! He is the coyotes great great grandfather. Gay E. Coyote
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+12 638. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video How to Shoot an Anvil

Thats Gay! Launching an anvil! Awesome!
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+6 639. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Dodge Viper Crash

Parked!
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-14 640. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Accalerating to 300 km/h

You'd think it would be more noisy inside the car at that speed. I wonder what car hes driving. Sounds awesome
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-1 641. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Ready? Falling!

Ready! Falling! landed....
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+1 642. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Eggs candid camera

You're Fired!
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+2 643. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video This is one lucky baby!

Shouldn't the pram be angled so stuff rolls AWAY from the tracks? That might be just a bit safer. At least to prevent something like that from happening! What if a guy in a wheelchair falls asleep. i dont think hes gonna be so lucky
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+12 644. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Chinese kid singing ‘Loving You’

I dont know how the SnotR system works. I have uploaded tons of GREAT videos. But they never get through.... 1 or 2 weeks later, the clips i sent in are posted by someone else on the site... weak
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+3 645. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Turkish Ice Cream Man

I bet that guy gets paid by the hour! And look at that huge line that has built up :)
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-1 646. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Mad Trampoline Skills

lets just hope he won't get too used to landing on his back all the time :)
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-4 647. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Hairmet

amazing....
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+2 648. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Kid Stuck in Skate Bowl

#7 would you let that guy climb you? i dont think so.
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+1 649. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Flexible OLED Display

Yeah! Destroy that old piece of S*** LCD Display! in with the flexy thingy! And destroy the LCD some more. This will mean the end of LCD screens that crack because you drop your mobile! THANK YOU SAMSUNG!
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0 650. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Michael Jackson fail

Oh man MJ must be rolling over in the grave... He's being ignorant! thats ignorance hiiheee
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+4 651. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Ten things

Translations where needed:
title Ten things you should not do when you are on the mens bathroom.

#(removed comment) - Sign says "out of order"

#3 - "i'll just squeeze in here thanks"

#4 - "Freehanded/Without hands"

and someone translate the last one :)
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+4 652. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Bike trick gone wrong

Thats what you get for yanking the bike by the horns!
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+1 653. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Accidents compilation

some of them were new to me. Too bad the quality on all of them sucked ass. And some even sucked more.

ALAS! Always good with some accident compilations! Even though you've seen it all its always good when someone brings it all together :)
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-1 654. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Norwegian Military Drill Team

Wow!! This video is very... Boring!
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0 655. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Horse kicks moron in the face

Thats what you get for pissing off an already stressed out horse! A Horse Lee kick to the chin!
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+4 656. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Lanlord & his wife goes crazy on a reporter

#5 i think youre missing the point. Ofcourse the reporter knows. But how would he know that the guy was literally insane? I mean come on, it might as well have been a clash on words rather than some dude going :(|) shit all over him. Thank god the cameraman didnt just drop the camera. That landlord got what was coming to him. He probably deserved more than 1 year in jail.

I dont know how i would react to something like that. Dont think it was easy for him to fight back. And if he did. I wonder if he would be prosecuted in some manor for being violent or whatever...

Here in Denmark where i come from, a jewelery shop owner was being robbed by some masked dudes. While they go nuts in his store and treaten him and all kinds of stuff he manages to whack one of the robbers with a golf club inside the store.

The robber sues the store owner and the store owner is sentenced.... So dont act without thinking through the consequences first!
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0 657. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video How to turn a sphere inside out...

#13 yeah... Sphere fish
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+1 658. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video The Incredible Cocktail Machine

I bet it tastes way better when a machine like that made it :)
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+6 659. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video 4 Chords, 36 songs

Nice! I never thought of this! its so true :)
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-2 660. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video 100 famous clips in 4 minutes

Ah yes those were some good years. The music was horrible though
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-10 661. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Hammer and feather drop on moon

Ofcourse they hit the ground at the same time. Its the same even if you drop a ferry and a piece of cotton... When it's in a vaccuum it will always hit the ground at the same time.

Science FTW! I bet Jesus didn't know that!
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+2 662. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Super Go-Cart

Thats not a Go-Cart. Thats a fuel-powered abomination!

I LOVE IT!

Hey Kids! Get your drift on! >:)
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+1 663. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Flying Jeans

How about it was a helicopter that was paid by the hour to lift him in the wire. The hour went by before they were done and the pilot just flew back to base with him dangling from a string :)

or he could just cut the cable. "times up bro! Have a nice fall"
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+18 664. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Beyoncé giving her moment away

Rate me as low as you want. Kanye is STILL a huge ass
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0 665. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Beyoncé giving her moment away

Kanye sure is an asshole. But i wonder why she didn't thank Beyoncé for giving her time to say thanks anew
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0 666. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Terrible accident in the Netherlands

He was probably texting on his mobile phone. Thus not looking at the road at all... motherfucker!
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+1 667. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Federer vs Djokovic

pro :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+4 668. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Texas sized blobbing

An elephant? that would be awesome...

But id like to see what would happen if the Jackass gang got one for Jackass 3 ;)
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+3 669. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Worst Fight Scene Ever?

oh ricky youre so fine....
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-8 670. Chrisofskjern commented 14 years ago on video Clean Kitty

Thats animal cruelty! you can CLEALY see the cat is scared for its life! Thats just madness! thats not funny! How would you feel if you were locked inside a small room with boiling water coming up from the floor???

Not saying thats boiling water in the clip but its definetly too hot for the poor cat.

NO MONKEYS for this cruel clip!
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+1 671. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video More risk, more fun

Cool clips!

Must admit i HATE the music on it though. Was the uploader tripping on LSD when he made it?

Rate me all the minuses you want. Im just stating my opinion. And thats CRAPPY MUSIC for a clip like that
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+6 672. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Kid dancing in Apple Store

F.R.A? Fuckin Ridiculous Asshole
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+27 673. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Kid dancing in Apple Store

Why is it that when i upload a cool clip to SnotR it never gets through to be seen on the site. But then 3-5 days later the exact same clip shows up on the site but with someone elses name on it as uploader! I even mailed the admins. but they dont care :(

What i mean is... How can this ridiculous clip be uploaded to this way awesome site? How can it even get into the Awesome section!?!?

Come on SnotR you can do better than this
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+4 674. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video A bus takes the subway

The bus driver did a fantastic job! Think about it! He has no more than a split second to avoid the car suddenly coming at him, he has to avoid hitting other people in cars on the right side of the road AND he doesnt hit any pedestrians + all the bus passengers get out uninjured!

Haaaail to the bus driver busdriver man.....
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+3 675. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Big Vending Machine

#7 - Cause it has a bigger selections of items to purchase. With its own storage depot it has robotic arms to pick the selected items from a wide range of both ordinary groceries to snacks.... i guess
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+2 676. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Laser pattern sound test

Science FTW! I for one found the technical description very interesting. Thanks #5!
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+1 677. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Horse beating pikey makes my day

Justice has been served
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-2 678. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Optical Illusions

Holy shit that text is so annoying!!! the visual illusions are cool.... but screw the text!!
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-3 679. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Coupon Lady

she steals newspapers and magazines from homeless people. They live in them. Time to save some money!
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+4 680. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Modern Warfare 2

so the banner Ads aren't enough?
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+2 681. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Pool Domination

My dad always told me
Being poor is expensive
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+4 682. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video A Normal Day 2

Most of it is fake??

ALL OF IT IS AWESOME!
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+11 683. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video You Say We Pay

AAAHA! That stoned guy is hilarious!! :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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-4 684. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Man vs. Kids

Nothing like a little Tough Love eh? :(|)
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0 685. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video New/Unknown Lifeform in North Carolina Sewer!

So... what the hell are you doing in the sewer with your camcorder anyway? Looking for the Ninja Turtles??
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+3 686. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video The Musical Genius - Derek Paravicini

He walks like a real baddass gangster
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+1 687. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Failing long-haired rollerblader

In the end... The succeeds, he lands on the ground and rolls backwards onto the road while celebrating...

CRASH
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+4 688. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Effective alarm clock

He's been using that abomination for 4 years?? He's gotta be brain damaged by now!
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+5 689. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video What's in the Box?

Mindblowing!
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+1 690. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Thai(boxing) commercial

Let the big head take the beating! Protect the wee one!!
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+5 691. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Cat on bed

the cat is imitating its human.

taking a dump
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+1 692. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Vomiting babies

The warning was right. It IS disgusting. And a compilation?? Come on!
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+6 693. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Lucky shot?

Lol basketball is weird..

Get the last shot and recieve an orgie
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+3 694. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep At Only 17

lol what a parody!
"A shot to the back of the head" hehe nice parents
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+2 695. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video WoW account cancelled: hilarity ensues

As said his mom did it. So he probably can't afford it...

Fake or not... Angry German Kid has a brother apparently
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+1 696. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Whale Wars - Give'em hell

And i was dreaming of a Commerical Free SnotR
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+1 697. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Saturday afternoon at Shibuya Crossing, Tokyo

and that was just one crossing! :O
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-1 698. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Kitten hides in couch

All ur secret lvlz are belong to me!
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+2 699. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Ninja skillz

you gotta start somewhere but this guys just hopeless :(|)
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+2 700. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Free kicks tricks

GOOOAL!! :D
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0 701. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video How to make popcorn in your mouth

i saw the clip! i think its a great clip. Im not a scientist so i won't bother explaining, nor wonder, how its done... i'll just watch the vid and leave a comment.

Nice!

:(|) :(|) :(|)
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0 702. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Lingo Kid - The Teenage years

People from India are in general very friendly! Also, you can travel to India and go sightseeing all day long. Eat out on expensive indian restaurants, party all night long... spend spend spend!! ALL DAY!

And you wake up next morning and realize you only spent 50 bucks. Thats how cheap everything is over there. its insane
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0 703. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video The Candle Cannon

if you want to make it stronger you would have to make ot pull further back. Also you would need a stronger material in the back to handle the pressure. You also have to build it exactly as it looks on the video. Its the Cone Shape and the narrow front that produces a whirlwind making it travel longer
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0 704. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video The Candle Cannon

God i miss my AirZooka!

The airzooka is a miniversion of that monstrosity! and it works really well! Well indoors it works well. Try it :)
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+5 705. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Namco's Muscle March

This game actually looks kinda fun! especially because its for the Nintendo Wii! A MUST HAVE!

Nicuu Muscluuuu
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+8 706. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video How to annoy a cat

And the cat goes "STFU NOOB!! I haz a angry nao!"
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+2 707. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Trekkies bash new Star Trek movie

What do you expect??

If you made a Star Trek movie that was for the FANS and only FANS would wanna go see it, the movie wouldn't bring in any money... Simple as that. Movies are expensive nowadays and thats just the way it is.

Why can star trek not be for anyone? So what i understand is that the fans are mad at the people who haven't watched ALL star trek and speak klingon who watch this movie. which might actually go and make people interested in star trek...

Whats there to be so pissed about fans?
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-3 708. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Awesome slowmotion (1000fps) camera shots

Wonder how they managed to make the jello stay afloat for so long compared to everything else.... when it hits the table and jumps back up it doesnt move down much... not as it probably should
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+3 709. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Kangaroo kicks kid into lake

Man that kicks gotta hurt!

He probably deserved it.
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+1 710. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video SSD Awesomeness

he put the drives outside the case as they cant even fit into the case!

SSDs dont get as hot as ordinary harddrives AND they last longer. Having no movable pasts should let them live longer without getting worn out.

Also did you see how stable they are? the guy is holding a 6tb 24 drive raid 0 (striped) setup in the cables while jumping on a trampoline! and nothing happens!

SSDs are awesome. period.

This clip shows that the bottleneck of almost any computer is mainly caused by the harddrive. The CPU, GPU and RAM can read/write WAY faster than the harddrive. Only solution to this problem is SSDs. Again, no movable parts = uber speed
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+3 711. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009

Holy shit! thats amazing!

his bike must hate him tho
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+4 712. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Got Bike?

got owned?

Id say so
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+3 713. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Mirror's Edge inspired parkour

Multi talented dude. NICE vid!
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+13 714. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video A new twist on 'dead dog'

I should try that on my girlfriend
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+1 715. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Pacman Trashes Supermarket etc.

God damn! the Golf club hit must have hurt like shit!! :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+1 716. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Duck and Cover

Ive gotta try that. Suddenly shout DUCK AND COVER! and see if people know what to do.... if they know they would throw themselves off their bikes onto the ground to duck and cover. and stay that way until a stranger comes to pick you up :D
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+36 717. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Real Transformer

The question is...

Autobot or Decepticon? :)
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+8 718. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Mac vs. Bean

The PC dances and makes people laugh in this clip. Also everyone knows the PC. While the mac just stands there, looking like an idiot staring with envy on the PC who is doing at least SOMETHING :(|) >:)
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+12 719. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Mac vs. Bean

Mr. Bean Kicks ass. That being said if Mr. Bean is the PC the PC kicks ass. Don't think the Mac people thought this one through :)
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0 720. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Like A Boss

If you download it and cant play it. Use the QuickTime player. That'll solve the problem. At least for the High Quality and HD versions :)
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+2 721. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Like A Boss

I can't play the file properly. I get sound but no picture. Using Media Player Classic, Windows Media player, Winamp, VLC media player etc. AND i have the K-lite Mega codec pack installed.

Cannot play either the High Quality version or the HD 720p version.

This occurswhen i have used the KeepHD link to download.
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+8 722. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Like A Boss

Thats so awesome!!

Thats an average day for you? You chop your balls off and die?

And the fish kicks ass. 5 monkeys!

:(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+31 723. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Logistics fail #2

Ofcourse its a fake. Its a commercial dude! sheesh
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+1 724. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Impossible bowling shot

WOW! DAMN! The ball didnt seem to go THAT fast! and still it annihilated the 2 pins in the middle lane!

fishy
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+1 725. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Russian student pranks

HAH! GENIOUS PRANKS! :D
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+9 726. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Kid utterly fails at bike trick

#4 - STFU

HAH! The kid got pwned and the "parents" laugh at him. If those are his parents ofcourse...

Didnt see a trick though. unless that WAS the trick :D
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+17 727. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video FAIL: Demolishing the wrong building

Really you guys. Fake or not. It still deserves a spot on SnotR. Geez im getting sick and tired of people yelling FAKE this and FAKE that. Come on this site is for funny videos. Fake or not. Doesnt matter. What matters is that its some funny shit that is uploaded. that is why i visit this site. Not to hear you morons complaining about wether something is fake or not!! Fake you guys. You who give hate to fake videos give hate to SnotR and everything the site stands for...

SNOTR.COM FOREVER!
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-1 728. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video PowerThirst

Oldie but goodie!

And heres the sequel! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk
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+1 729. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Ukrainian Polka band...

These guys kick ass! :D
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+7 730. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Gimme the cash

Yeah i remember that! Gimme the casssssssh
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+1 731. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Suicide contest

i tried to upload this. didnt work. then this came along. very nice
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+6 732. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Be careful how you open a bottle

Very educational :)
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+5 733. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video 30 foot bike jumps

looks like they really found paradise. Id really like to try something like that sometime! Looks awesome!

Good find Daire! :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+2 734. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Wii Breakfast

The breakfast game! now with less nutrition!
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+8 735. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Drunk Monkeys

:(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
nuff sald!
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0 736. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Time Warp - Tazer

i bet the police has a lot of fun with those!

"Hey i bet you 50 bucks you cant hit jeff with the tazer and make him throw his coffee all over himself"
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+2 737. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Anna Kournikova's new tennis shoes

It's from Danish TV. Unique you from Denmark?
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+4 738. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Forklift Driver Klaus

Lol we saw this movie when i was taking the Fork Lift course. Iz funneh! and educational :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+9 739. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Dad doesn't understand :)

Cute :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+3 740. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video AXE - The pickup

Wow thats pretty much a buzzkill :(|)
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+2 741. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Fuck: Edward Norton

Edward Norton Fucking rules!!
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-2 742. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Interesting magic trick ever

No wait that was another trick performed by David Copperfield. But still cool :)
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0 743. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Interesting magic trick ever

Lol i saw this when i was a kid. he got it right :)
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+6 744. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Painful diving blooper

Looked like a nice landing though :)
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+8 745. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video How traffic jams are caused

haha nice! Man thats gotta piss off a lot of people. A must try!
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+1 746. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Winter action

let it snooow let it snooow let it snoooooow. So we can get more of these clips! :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+25 747. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Disappearing plant

you forgot to mention that it pops out of your ass when its done hiding
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+7 748. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Manu Delago Hang solo

Thats weird! but it makes an awesome sound!

#5 - the egg cartons absound the sound. the spikes "break" the sound waves so it doesnt pass into the wall causing resonance which could annoy others
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+1 749. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Tree Terminator

wow thats very effective!!
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+3 750. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Beer bottle domino

Ofcourse its weird. Its from Denmark :D
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+8 751. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Imagining the Tenth Dimension

this video has made me question my existence in this universe... :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+1 752. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Falling and breaking compilation

Nice compilation...

With some subliminal messaging i didnt 999cryptic really 999cryptic catch...
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+24 753. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Chewbacca gets tasered

Listen carefully. They actually call him Chewbacca! :D

It looks like hes gonna get executed or something! damn!
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+10 754. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video How to cheat on any test

worst video ever... :(
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0 755. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Begging cat

Whatever is on tv its japanese. why is it always in japan this kinda thing happen...

Maybe it wants to wash the windows?
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+3 756. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Kankkunen humiliates interviewer

Genious! Well he answered the question!
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+5 757. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Little Tortilla Boy

Pablo Francisco FTW!!
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+3 758. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Kyle vs Marlee Lightsaber Duel

Right in the balls! :S
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+3 759. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Homer with an Intel CPU for a brain

this ones new to me!! :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+22 760. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Mama cat comes to rescue her little kitten

grabbing the cat in the neck like that makes the cat calm down. it basically cant feel a thing while being carried in the neck like that. it has a lot of loose skin right there and cats are used to being carried around like that. still. you shouldnt do it too often.
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+9 761. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Geek Turns To Emo in 5 Secs

It still explains emo quite well :)
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+1 762. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Remi Kart

Wish he'd get a star and try to run the other cars off the "track"!! :D
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+4 763. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Fat Woman Falls

HAHAH! THIS THREAD DELIVERS :D
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+5 764. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Pitcher up!

im Danish and i got it :)
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+4 765. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Producer Flips Out

Is this for real?

or did someone just record some sound over the clip before posting it on the interwebz?
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+9 766. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Drunk on a lawn mower

looks like me on every january 1st
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+2 767. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Parkour master

I know him! It's The star wars kid!! :D

I bet ya the reason for all these clips is cuz hes exhausted after every 50 yards :)
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0 768. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Russian drinking hits

Even though its fake... It would be fun to try don't you think?

Alright new years eve is coming up and these russians gave us a good drinking game!
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+3 769. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Harry Potter movie mistakes

I agree with #1 - some of them i wouldnt call mistakes. but yes theres a good bunch of em :)
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+3 770. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Knocked out by a speargun

Ouch! A speargun is not a toy. But should you choose to use one and you fail miserably... Post it on SnotR.com!! :D
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+1 771. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Girls are always forgiven

hah love the face when she cuts off the japanese guys arm!

i can even paint it! -> :O
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+8 772. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Guy fails at jumping through basketball hoop

Nice landing!
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+2 773. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Drifting gone wrong

Crappy drifting in crappy cars. Maybe they should try an iced lake?
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0 774. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Record breaking coconut chopper

#25 - Ofcourse it was planned! Did you think he just happened to be out there breaking coconuts and suddenly a tv crew appeared to take the time?

It wasn't planned that he would fail so miserably though! Or maybe he wanted to show the world that a Danish just cannot break a coconut with his pastry hands
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+6 775. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Record breaking coconut chopper

okaaaay i posted this on this site looong ago but it didnt go through and did not get posted on the site. but now... this appears from another user........

Translation
host: “So you’re still up for it?
loser: “Yep! yeah…”
host: “Well i have an assistant with a watch, so if you are ready we are just gonna move back over here and ermm… are you ready thomas??
loser: “yeah!”
host: “and i say. 3. 2. 1. GO!”

host: “ermm uhh Thomas dont you think you should be careful before you destroy (yes destroy!) you hands
loser: …shit
host: “I think we should just stop now, 15 seconds has passed.. in this rain. this isnt going to work..”
loser: I. I umm… I just took the bar. (the row in which the coconuts are)
host: “is uhh… is it bad with your hand?”
loser: “It’s probably not too good”
host: “Well uh, shouldnt we save this experiment for later? otherwise you will totally destroy your hand!!

God damnit… you have to KNOW you have skill...
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+1 776. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Funny bloopers

lol @ #4 - You had to be THAT tall to bang your head on the sign
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-1 777. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Funny bloopers

Nice! cant get enough of them blewp0rz!
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+1 778. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video The Chase

was wondering what that show was called. thx! :D
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+11 779. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video High speed train: 575 km/h

Who dares to train surf that thing?
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+7 780. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video The boy with the incredible brain

gawd damn!! Thats amazing!

I have memorized my bank account numbers, credit card numbers, 2x Windows XP serials (1 for SP1 and 1 for SP2) Diablo II and LoD CD keys, and i dont think theres something wrong with me...

The way i do it is by searching for patterns in the numbers and letters. that refers to something i know already or have heard of. like the first 5 digits in the SP1 XP serial is FCKGW. I remember FCK cuz its my favorite soccer team and so on... if theres no pattern i just gotta remember all of it which isnt that hard when you already know a lot of the remaining digits and letters by comparing them to words or whatever.

Get busy remembering stuff!!
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0 781. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Parkour in 1930

awesome!
Invented in France my ass! This is the shit :)
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+4 782. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Landing in Tegucigalpa, Honduras

#5 - The impressive thing about the landing is that it is done on such a small landing site. The runway is narrow and not very long. but the pilot still manages to land the plane!

I bet the number-monkey was the pilot in this one!!
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0 783. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Clever chimpanzee

I wish i was a clever monkey!
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-1 784. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Unexpected skateboarding accident

Camera shakes violently at the point where it starts rolling for some reason... odd dont you think?
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+1 785. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Powerisers pro jumping

my powerisers broke like the 5th time i used them so i never really got to learn anything besides jumping really high. awesome fun though!! The strap that holds your leg in place under the knee broke and i cant get a new one. and i paid a shitload for them.
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+7 786. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Motorbike on autopilot

Jesus christ all of you guys who say FAKE to everything!

IT DOESN'T MATTER! Wether it is fake or not. its still cool. I dont think this is fake though. might be luck as well.

If fake vids weren't allowed on this page we would have missed a lot of good vids
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+2 787. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Magical Internet

Is this some kind of MAGIC trick?

Their cleavage sure had me spellbound lol
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+5 788. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Amazing unicycle skills

Only in asia! If theres a show id like to see it would be something like Japans Got Talent. Cuz all japanese ppl have some odd skill! they take average stuff to the next level!
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-1 789. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Gamer's faces

#25/26 - Dont think he was talking to other players... Hes just like "yeah take that" and so on. like talking to the NPCs in the game. As he gets into the game and lets himself loose.

dont think its a setup. have you never been to a videogame store where some kid is playing some sick violent game and is all like "yeah! you like getting your eye stabbed!" and so on
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0 790. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Gamer's faces

i bet the 4th kid can blow stuff up with his mind
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+2 791. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Extreme freeskiing drops

wow. INSANE! i wonder how deep a hole you can make if you jump head on from up there and directly into the snow! you're gonna hit the mountain rocks!
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+2 792. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Grown up Moonboy

I know his father! THE TECHNO VIKING!
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+1 793. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Jason Latimer's Laser Magic

it seems as its some kind of glow-rope. like those lighting tubes you break and they light up.
have you never seen the trick where the magician takes his wand and makes it all sloppy? amd then magically hard again? yes i know how that sounds!! pretty perverted. but dont know how else i should explain it
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+4 794. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video 3D sidewalk drawings

WOW! Whats the name of the guy(s) who drew those!? I'd like to see some more of that! or just to see where i can see the drawings IRL.

Thats talent right there. had me thinking it was fake to begin with. but then i saw the ppls shadows on the drawings. it just looks so real!
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+10 795. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video The Dark Black Knight

nice!

But i like the original better.

I cut your arm off!

What? its but a flesh wound!
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+5 796. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Worst job ever

damn norwegian recycle machines
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+3 797. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Ever wondered what happens if you attack a security van?

god that sucks. Did you edit out the part where a huge mechanical arm comes out the back of the van and rips the guy apart? or maybe it doesnt? lol....
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-2 798. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Marble sculpture - Island Exploration

I would never get tired of watching that!! Make a video i HD quality and it would be like a sony commercial!

If there was a cat in there with all those rolling marbles...
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0 799. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Motorcyclist and sheep

Didnt see no "Sheep X-ing signs" :)
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+1 800. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Wedding ring

Underwear! ofcourse! why didnt i figure that one out! :|
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+1 801. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video The black hole

why bother trying... the cake is a lie!
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+2 802. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video The stupidest exercise machine you'll ever see

AND! The inventor ripped off the hamster!
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+8 803. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video The stupidest exercise machine you'll ever see

Imagine if 10 or maybe even 100 people were all running on that thing! ofcourse a larger one.

Warp speed!! THROW IN MORE PPL!
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+6 804. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video If the Matrix ran on Windows

Awesome clip! A decent kick in the balls to PC users! like me. ow

In the real The Matrix i would like to make the following changes to make the best movie ever.

Replace Keanu Reeves with CHUCK NORRIS! He wouldn't bend the spoon he would break the kid with the spoon
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+3 805. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Two drunks try to mount horse sculpture

I have appeared on numerous video recordings. being drunk off my ass. yet i have never tried to mount a horse sculpture!

CHALLENGE!
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+5 806. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Atmospheric cloud wave

i think ive seen something like that. you guys probably have too. its just that you dont notice when time isnt moving as fast as in that clip. awesome!
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+1 807. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video $1.4 billion B-2 crash

that plane looks so small from over here
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+2 808. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video Adecco, better work, better life

I actually worked for them once!!! I was sent to Arla (Danish dairy products firm). That sucked. Adecco recruits substitute workers to send out to companies in need. lets say you make 30 bucks an hour. thats pretty normal. but the company has to pay Adecco about 100bucks an hour. of which they give you the 30. so they make money!!

And if they dont have any work for you... you wont earn a dime.

This commercial shows the kind of thing you will be doing. Why would a company send their own employees to clean the toilets at construction sites
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+3 809. Chrisofskjern commented 15 years ago on video He loves a fat girl

Wow i could hardly see the black man in the background. Even the pianist was hidden behind that yellow blob!!

Alright guys... Imma take a dump and shoot myself because of what i have just seen.