Well at least he isn't a pornstar.

Our greatest triumph is not in never falling. But rising everytime we fall.

Santa hired Chuck Norris for delivery.

There. Problem solved.

HAHAHAHAH 2:16 - "God damnit!!! Who is the idiot who put snow here!?"

Well at least the robber didn't sue the store clerk for assault.

Here something similar happened in a jewelery store. The shop owner was pretty pissed off about always getting robbed, and the thieves kept getting away, so he decided to defend himself. With a golf club. The robbers got away, with minor injuries, but still sued the store owner for assault.

The robbers won the case, and the store owner was charged with assault and battering.

2:28 HOLY SHIT!!! That guy laughing scared the living daylight out of me. The video is kinda low and suddenly LOUDNESS EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!


Please post a warning or something next time. Jeez.

Our government pays for a lot of weird stuff...

But I never thought we were gonna pay a Japanese guy to play baseball with himself in space....

Use numbers?

My answer is... The third answer possibility...

The guy at 3:09... He goes so god damn high!! Incredible!

Talk about trust.

The stig's arab cousin.

It's hideous!! And it kinda sounds like an old fishing boats engine when it doesn't get any revs.

Longest red light ever!

I'm not gonna sleep tonight. I feel my PS3 is just staring at me!!!

Keep an eye out on ebay. I'm posting a possessed PS3 for sale!

Hot shorts?

HOTPANTS

WTF is going on with the videos this week??

Asians....

?????????????????????????????????

Well at least she TRIED to do her job.

But where are these awesome contraptions? I wanna ride too!

Since they speak German, I'm hoping they're somewhere around the alps. Then i might be able to ride

I would HATE it if my car was like a woman.

It looks like the door opens inwards...

Maybe afterwards they did a cover of Thriller. And called it Vader xD

This reminds me of that South Park episode, where the drummer of metallica is pissed off, because he can't get a solid gold swimming pool, because people are downloading their music through napster. And he really, really, needs that solid gold swimming pool!

Oh crap. I said Napster. Now I'll get sued for sure. Oh god i said it twice! I better hide in a cave somewhere so i don't get sued!!!

Wait a minute.... I don't live in America. I have absolutely nothing to fear

I wanted to see him knock it down at the end

Mother of god. He made a farting machine!!

#20 - As a matter of fact I do not. It sure looks like it's just a couple of lucky shots put together. But what makes you think he can't do it 10 times in a row? Do you have any proof what so ever, that he cannot perform the same action again with success?

Same goes for a lot of these kind of videos. Ofcourse luck has something to do with it. It's the exact same situation with you and the lion. Maybe you're lucky, the lion is lazy. Maybe you just tried and tried and eventually you somehow succeeded, with somekind of luck.

We are not naïve. Well not all of us. We like to be entertained. What is there not to "believe" in this video or any other? The fact that they are not highly trained professionals, but just random dudes, that film for hours, just to get a couple of lucky shots?

I don't believe this man is a trained professional. I don't believe that he makes a living off of throwing boomerangs. Maybe he does! I don't know. Would take a fair amount of research to figure that out.

So... In summary...
Stop being such a party pooper. What he does is cool. And if you want to make a similar video... Go ahead! I won't stop you! In fact i will encourage you! I WANT you to make a video like this. I WANT to see you make skill shots. It takes a shitload of patience to do, and not everyone can handle the thousands of failed attempts that MIGHT be needed to get that one shot. It's impressive. No matter how you look at it.

And most importantly. It's something you, most likely, can't do...

#9 - Anyone can do anything! It's just a matter of practice and practice! And additional practice...

Now... Get off your negative ass and go work out. I expect to see a video on SnotR, of you wrestling a fully grown lion, WITHOUT getting a single scratch, before christmas.

You need:
- Raw power
- Balls of steel (Check a hardware store)
- A lot of patience
- Video editing software
- A pretty good camera
- To keep only the videos where you're not rushed to the hospital

And then you'll get an easy WOW effect from the internet viewers.

Someone throw a big piece of meat at him!

The new Fail Compilation has arrived!!!

Best saturday morning ever!

#(removed comment) - Boring useless comment.

This clip is INFORMATIVE! It shows you, that you have to be more careful with the iPhone 4S, than with the Galaxy.

3....2....1....iPwned!

Woooo! Everyone is rich in the future!

Yup. That's a lot of 5's. Didn't need 4 minutes of it though.

#3 - Would you like to have virtual balls???

METAL BEAR!!! \m/

Starbucks got pissed. They got their revenge.

Steven did not survive.

#2 - If he's an Apple fan, he cannot think independent. If Jobs says the planet is indeed flat as a pancake, Apple fans will believe it. And fight to the death, to prove everyone wrong.

#5 - Ahem.... The Flaming Homer.

"Are you alright?"
"No, I busted my head"

DID YOU!? REALLY?! Because noone noticed!

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/9/12/4946ef40-dda3-4890-bcaf-fe6cc261ff0a.jpg

THIS IS CSI LOGIC!

Maybe she didn't even use the bathroom, but just saw there was no toilet paper and told the barkeep right away. And for some reason she was horny when she got there.

Eddie Murphys Bill Cosby impression kicks ass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSTSfrKLiPM

#5 & #8 - Thank you for your inspiring and positive feedback.

And yes, they really should nerf Master Yi.

Run Forest run!!!

But please don't tear down the entire neighborhood.

People of SnotR! Let us stand close. Let us unite! Let us entertain one another with funny and awesome videos, so that we can, for a brief moment, forget about our troubles and worries!

This was a major eye opener. God damn....

MIND = BLOWN!

Tried watching it without sound. I had NO idea what song that was....

I don't mind being surrounded by rockers and skinheads in the movie theater.

But if the pull out Carlsberg beer, I'm gonna run as fast as i can.

#10 - You have successfully failed. Duuh.

Also... This interview was made into a REALLY catchy song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCSBoOcGFFE&feature=feedu

#1 - Can you?

What a weird reaction. That clip is a piece of s**t...

SnotR just removed the effect from 90% of all the pills that (we believe) make us healthy!!

WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!

I lol'd. I Don't think they would have made the clip in this manner, if they expected people not to laugh.

All cats are parkour cats. But 99,9% of them are too lazy.

What i liked: The clips
What i hated: The replays

Good clips nonetheless

Finally a new fail compilation! Awesome every month!

Kudos to the creator/uploader!

#2 - That is called pornography.

#5 - WTF!? Sucking your own dick is fucking gay!

I hear your secret knock once. You can keep your keys....

Thats what happens when you give your engine too many revs. The cylinders get stuck and you need a new engine. And yes, that sucks.

This is not just any hole. This is a shelter, made by Bear Grylls.

Maybe later on he throws the rock back up with a note on it that says "I'm trying to get some sleep down here! GTFO!"

They gave her free smoke!!

It's the new music genre called Frogcore!

Pump up the bass!

One can only begin to imagine how brutally their parents have trained them. Good show none the less!

Scooby dooby dooo where are youuu

Did ANY of you, who don't think it's fake, watch the video that #24 linked to?

Its all explained. And now you're gonna say "Duuuuuh the interview is fake!".... Idiots.

He CHARGED that pavement like a BOSS!

Respect.

#27 - Thats what I've been trying to say. Check #16. Dunno why I get rated down. It is indeed possible. Just not with todays computers.

It's FLYING!

Going outside with a brand new tattoo, without having it covered up first, is a VERY bad idea. What a wimp. I got 5 tattoos. Including a trollface tattooed on my ass! And i didn't make a sound.

Though i must admit the tattoo on the ass was quite unpleasant.

#14 - Checked the video. Zapped through it. Where is the real-time demo? It's just an interview. And the little bit of footage that is about the engine. All the footage that you can call a demo... Looks like shit, when you think about the fact that its made with UNLIMITED POLYGONS!....

An island that consists of 21.062.352.435.000 polygons? So if we assume that each polygon takes up 1 bit (the smallest amount of data a computer can comprehend) then it's still a GIGANTIC amount of data to be processed.

It would be about 2400gigabytes of data to be processed. And thats assuming the polygons are as small as they, technically, can become.

Sure, the technology may be true. But it's useless right now. It's like inventing the car before the wheel. You have everything you need to make a form of transport. You just need something to make it move.


Maybe 10 years into the future, we have the processing power needed to make use of this invention. But by then, other companies might have found a way to do this. And maybe even more effective than this. Because if they replicate it they would probably get sued anyway.


In summary. This is an amazing development. But for now, it's useless on even the most powerful gaming machines out there. At some point in the future, we might be able to make use of it.

#5 - You have a home, a job and an income. Things could be WAY worse.

I wanna do all these things!!

But it's just too expensive for me to travel to all these places. This country sucks.

Your move, Audi.

#3 - As #5 already stated... And it's not a midget. It's just special effects. You need to watch more movies. Then you'll realize that midgets aren't used EVERYWHERE:

Look at the size of those balls of hail! Jesus christ! This is probably common in the US. But still! The imaginary guy in the skies must really hate you

#9 - Bullshit!!! Louder volume enhances the shittyness!

Resonance? Smooth suspension?? What???

Real life?

LOL! Now THAT is science fiction!

#13 - Punk ass kid. You know nothing of the awesomeness that was the 90's.

Back then things were rad!

Title should have been "The man with the iron hands" or something along those lines ...

Don't you dare to die before we get married. I WANT HALF YOUR SHIT! MARRY ME BEFORE YOU DIE!

The mind of a woman....

#4 - Skaters. Need 1 year to come up with simple ideas. I heard they recently created fire too.

Cat: "Why is my dinner so annoying!? And WHY are you filming me? Screw it. Too lazy."

Could imagine if it was me...

"Haha! Thats funn.... Oh wait. My shoe soles have been torn off. And my shoes are now ruined. Not funny.."

They should win!

Well yeah, it hurts, but there is no "magic" to it. People keep believing these things.

I saw a show about it, where they explain how it's really done. It's not as much about focusing chi, as it is about withstanding the pain.

And the spear to the throat trick. Well... They put the spear in a very specific place on the throat. Try it yourself where they do. This point on the throat can withstand a lot of pressure.

I'm gonna be hated for this comment

He didn't get paint in his face. It was water that made his makeup run

And he was never seen or heard of ever again.

Vulcanowned.

What a shitty idea

2 girls 1 cup = Unprocessed turd burgers! That's not so bad

But what happens if the feces come from people who have already eaten turd burgers?

And here I thought I was having a bad day today. Everythings just beein going down hill! All day! But his bad day made mine better! Now I'm actually laughing!

Oh Snotr. I love you

The song playing in the clip at 3:36 - 3:39 is Prodigy with Take Me To The Hospital. Oh the irony!!

How can you NOT know the dudesons?

Old classic. Still awesome

Haters gonna hate.

Fuckin' maniacs!!!

How much wood chop chop if a wood chop had chains and rubber bands.

A LOT!

I make porn

Snakes aren't only on planes anymore!

He won't have kids thats for sure.

100.000 toothpicks and 35 years. Talk about dedication.
And how much glue?

Yes wife, I will make my own sandwich. Don't hurt me!!!

He didn't say a word, even though the made a faceplant, and got the swing smashed into his face, making his legs go all the way up to his shoulders.

This is the spawn of Chuck Norris.

I wanna take a crap in that so bad

LOL look at the line that makes the "hair" on the portrait. The captain of the ship must have been really drunk!

MAN that hits hard!! Even though it's a commercial.

Hmm... Where to put the worlds deepest indoor pool... How about in a restaurant!! Or the other way around. Either way it's pretty awesome

#2 - Haha very funny...... Now go back in the kitchen!

But what happens next?!?!

I MUST KNOW!!!!!

Man, I wonder how long it's gonna take for a kid to learn how to hold the balance on a bike with those. There is nothing to learn, if they can't even fall down

Vader: "Little girl... I am your father!"
Girl: "K"

Do a metal cover xD

Yeah they're awesome!

Here is the YouTube channel! You can watch all the Versus videos. And yes, they are AWESOME!

YouTube Channel
http://www.youtube.com/user/VersusTvigle

These are not the Japanese you're looking for...

I want one! But BIGGER

#14 - But notice how the trailer in front of the driver doesn't move an inch. The tires stay completely on the ground... But still it has enough power, to violently throw a huge f***ing piece of wood 2 feet into the air!

That's what I'm wondering about.

And when is the next fail compilation done? You rock at finding fail videos i haven't seen. MOAR PLX!

I'm with #7. I was sitting here thinking "why the hell would he sit and record a boring-ass drive??"

And where the heck does that log come from? The car in front as a wooden chassis? Or maybe a wooden house is being transported in front of the car in front of the cameraman?

#3 - Got my hopes back up!

If you did that to the game InFamous, the CD would probably hit back!

#(removed comment) - "...you probably cant even use it anymore" - Are you serious???

#1 - Aww man, way to ruin my expectations

Be an A**hole and prank your friends and family.

A similar picture can be found here. Very suitable for laptops for example.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LVjLA5HrQYM/TMLQVPKgNGI/AAAAAAAAAO0/-YzAljaTXLk/s1600/CrackedScreen1440x900_001.jpg

#7 - Portugal was making another monthly Fail Compilation. But the fail was too strong!

Dad sounds like a jamaican

#(removed comment) - REALLY!? Because the explosion looks so natural! >.>

The video was kinda long... I was sitting through it waiting for him to go into the store, to ask wtf is going on.

And yes the gas price is retardedly low!!!

Here in Denmark we pay about $8/gallon.

But still, that shit isn't right.

#2 - Epic comment!

Stupid humans.

"This is tastes delicious! What is it?"
"...Dog"
"This tastes awful now i know what it is"

In Denmark we have a saying: Hvad man ikke ved har man ikke ondt af.
Translated: What you don't know, you don't have to worry about.

#8 - YOU are not funny.

Where is Slash?

I consider myself a nerd, but i don't play CS. Because it's just too much of a sneaky sneaky and camper game.

But i loved the video

YES!!!!! I LOVE THE FAIL COMPILATION!

Please make sure to make one as often as you can Portugal26!!

Omm nom nom nom!

This is why lions use Macs. They can't get what they want through Windows!

#14 - How is it less vodka? If you get a half glass of vodka with ice. It's still a half glass of vodka

Actually i think you get more vodka with ice in it since the alcohol won't vaporize as fast

Duke Nukem has balls of steel. In Japan they got balls of ice!

200 bucks to make an ice ball?!?!

Worth it!

(The price is $206 + $36 shipping)

Keeping us all safe!!

It's a company called Celsa Steel Service...

They make steel cables and other steel stuff. Probably rails too. So yes, it's steel. Or maybe a new product that might just be a lightsaber

I'd STILL tap that!!!

#5 - Perfect? YES!!! At 0:41 ... That is called a landing. Not a flip/trick/stunt

At first i was like

But then...

#7 - Technically possible if the TV's have a built-in reciever for that kind of signal, that you can logon to. Kinda like DLNA.

5 minutes... Couldn't take no more.

Look closely at around 1:51. It looks like the head turns as his arm goes by it. As if the little man is looking at the magician, and then back at the audience. Look closely

right as he moves his hand up to snap his fingers.

This didn't make me want to cuddle. It made me laugh

#4 - The police arrested him, then they probed him!

Haha is that Slim Chin's russian cousin?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3bfR3RKdO0

A classic

THATS AMAZING! GO JAPAN!

But my friend Bear is not so impressed.

Bear Grylls: "A car that runs on water? LOL I've been running on my own piss for years!"

So.... Thirsty....

Amazing show of skills!!! But...

This... Is dancing?

We have come a long way

Kittens. So cute they make your head explode into candy.

20 bucks each?!?!? (@1:19)

Well if it's so expensive to have your drink shaken, stirred and tossed... I think i'll get the cheap version like James Bond. Shaken... Not stirred or thrown around.

"Hey I just saw a black guy get offended at a comedy club. You aaaiiiight???"

Dogs riding on the back of bikes. People following them in their cars all day. Chinese Lady Gaga.

China has it all!

ME GUSTA!!!

#4 - Yeah better to skip it than to fry the system

LOL! Watch out He-Man! Skeletor had a son!!!

Ah well... I'm sure the local McDonalds can go without selling nuggets for a few days.

#7 - How can you call meaningless destruction for entertainment a design flaw?

Or are you one of those types who'd rather see 2 boring guys in suits play competitive chess? Now THAT is a design flaw.

Annihilate Challenger - Complete.

Next objective processing.

KILL THE HUMANS!

I showed this to Bear Grylls. You know what he said?

"I'd Rather drink my own piss..."

Holy shit. That is not only synchronized, but executed to perfection.

If something is hard to do... Make the Japanese do it.

I think everyone can tell its a fake. Who cares. It has entertainment value

This is fantastic! Not only is the music downright awesome, the lyrics kick ass and the message is clear. STFU or GTFO!

LOL! They're still hanging on after that! That's dedication!

lol i've done that a bunch of times. It hardly even pops. I was rather disappointed with the result.

How do they make the egg explode so violently?? Hmmmmmmmm

That was no accident. That was an idiot.

I agree with Portugal26 -

It sounds like the building is made of plate metal... Wtf.

HAHA! That guy who is laughing like a hyena! THAT is what made me laugh too

I like how the goats can magically slow down, in mid air, before they hit the side of the rock. Awesome!

#(removed comment) - you're a turd

Just got home from town. Pretty drunk. And first thing i do is log on to SnotR and i see theres a new Remi Gaillard video...
How awesome is that!? This guy is my hero!!

Lindsay Lohan!

This is why i don't dance

#3 - The process takes approx. 1 month. If you make 10.000 chips at the same time. You can make 10.000 chips in 1 month. Although i'm sure they produce much more than that

God i miss the 90's

Seems like "women driving" comments get rated up... Too mainstream.

Thumbs up if you're gonna try and put your cat into your washing machine, after seeing this....

This guy is retarded. He was afraid of EVERYTHING! Even the girls thought he was a sissy!

But he actually won in this episode of the gameshow. Out of sheer luck at the elimination.

But i guess he kind of deserved it. With his nose being so far up another mans asshole and all...

The prize is about $4700. And no, he wouldn't have gotten more cash if he put anything else in there.

The Tommygun. RELOADED!

They put water in water!!!

The description! The best part. It's so true!

Wow! Kids got moves!

Be aware of... LOS GASES!

Before they get it set up, I can exit the tank, walk over to the soldiers, and calmly convince them not to fire the javelin.

Hurry up guys! You're probably sitting in enemy territory when you need that thing!

That was SUPER FUUUnnn.... +_0

#1 - Blurry wife.... But to each his own taste i guess

"French cops, french cops. What ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you!!"

Jog away at a slow relaxing pace....

1: "Protection" and "Made in Chinea" does not go well together in a sentence.
2: If you are afraid of being robbed. Chances are the robbers will come through a window.
3: Chuck Norris would just walk around it.

Porn. Now also in 3D!

Sometimes it sounds like it might be the theme song to an old game for atari or something

This is downright scary!

#12 - Håber du skammer dig over farverne i dit flag lige nu...

Those red/white guys are retarded. Does anyone know which teams these guys belong to? Because they suck huge sack! I know icehockey has fighting involved. Almost every time. Everywhere. But this is ridiculous!

But still... It reminds me of the Goofy episode called Hockey Homocide from 1945

How can you call that fake. That drop was awesome! He gave that ledge what was coming to it!!! YEAH!

I'm still waiting for his 100 Death Metal riffs

Police officers train hard now? That's news to me!

In SOVIET russia? Russia IS the Soviet... You must mean in COMMUNIST russia...

Also, in which country wouldn't the bear hunt you

THIS... IS... RUGBY!!!!!11

They all look the same. No need for the censorship.

And yeah... China has a lot of divers on their team it seems. This is the only way to train them all.

LÅLÅLÅLÅLÅLÅ LÅ LÅ LÅ LÅ LÅÅÅÅ!!

HOORAY FOR DANISH FANS

A tomahawk missile costs 6 million. But what about the electric bill for running this beast?

When did he quit the circus?

One photo a day keeps the doctor away?

I need a doctor after seeing that...

Deputy Dog! Mans best friend. Criminals worst enemy.

#3 - Amen.

Those have been around for a long time in smaller versions.

You can buy them at gadget/toy stores.

It's called an Airzooka and i own 2 myself. They can shoot a "ball/ring" of air really far and accurate. The original Airzooka has an elastic in the end though. And also it has a handle like a gun so you can better aim it.

Cheers!!

So worth the work

THIS IS ALCOHOL ABUSE! There is no way you can call that a beer!!

#22 - OK! Now it makes more sense. Thanks

#16 - Both escalators are going down. Not up. So it's actually a good question. Why didn't the people on the top try to get off the escalator by going against the stream. Instead of just waiting for their doom.

Apparently... Lemmings > Chinese

Now imagine a busy day in that mall.

CHANGE TAXI PREASE!

I WISH I could meet them all and request a song.

I would request "A Poem About An Old Prison Man" by Decapitated

Punk kids! Stop cleaning up our city!!!

#9 - You don't have to. They have bridges for that kinda stuff.

Thats one unusually flexible fish!

I don't care if its fake. It was still funny

#7 - Being smart = Having a lot of general knowledge about many things.
Being intelligent = Being good at thinking logically and solving puzzles and stuff.

Yes. Indeed being smart and being intelligent are two different things. Since being smart is pretty much based on your memory and your ability to remember facts. Basically everyone can become smart. But not everyone can become intelligent. Intelligence is moreso decided by your genes. You can, however, improve your intelligence through brain training and believe it nor not, having the right diet.

And then along came the financial crisis, unemployment and waaay too many people everywhere.

Let's see how the bubbles are aligned on his chart in 2012 shall we?

Haha how would they fit capacitors that large into an iPhone... Ah yes. The dumb people have all the fun. I hate thinking about stuff.

Terror strikes back

2:55
"So what do you do for a living?"
"Condom laundry..."

#13 - Thats because they're beer coasters

Coming up in 9 months. A Girafstrich!

#23 - COMMENT OF THE YEAR

#16 - Haha yeah thats right! It's from the episode in season 3 called Mr. Burns Verkaufen der kraftwerk. Epic win

Homer: (in a dreamworld) "La laaa lalalalalaaaa"
German: "Mr. simpson? Mr. Simpson? SIMPSON!
Homer: "Oh im sorry, we were talking about chocolate?
German: "That was 10 minutes ago!!!"

Bring a toothbrush!

SQUAIL!!

Why the hell did they hire a snake charmer to play the music!?

Another cat video for the CatR collection..

KILL THE BOY!!!

#3 - That is the correct answer to the question in the title, sir.

Now THIS educational SnotR video is way more interesting!
http://www.snotr.com/video/2219

What are these kids doing? Korean schools should teach the children how to play Starcraft!

They learn how to leave the game when beaten, write GG and so on. THIS is Korean style netiquette.

lol someones just saying... "Uh wrong way..."

And first after a while someone actually tells people to get away!

Idiots.

Did he win a crowd? Yes.
Can he become succesful? Yes.
Can he sell a buttload of CDs? Yes.

When you fail at something so hard, it becomes a win.

Pipe men group!!!

But why is it that more and more videos on SnotR have sync issues? Or do i have sync issues?

For reference check 4:57

This is a true Justin Bieber fan

#4 - Haha irony

The What The Fucktopus strikes again!

#(removed comment) - Lighten up man! I liked it. Not awesome. But still SnotR worthy

Wahahahahaha muahahararharharharharrrr
Omg i want her phone!!!

Hey #1 how did YOU make it to SnotR.

Some people really ARE awesome. And some people are just awesome at editing videos

That was pretty cool! I don't think the guard thought it was funny. He's probably thinking "Do i really walk like that?!"

#6 - In Soviet Russia? Thats like saying In Russian Russia -_-

Groovy tricks bro!

OMG! It just goes on and on and on!! This is amazing!!

I know what I'm gonna wish for christmas now!

I thought/hoped his elbow would break

Anyone can do that trick. If you can break one brick you can break lots of them, IF there is a space between them. If the bricks are stacked without any space between them, the force would be distributed evenly throughout all the bricks... Hence he would break his elbow and not a single brick.

Everybody does it, people think its really cool. But it's really just a matter of simple physics rather than l33t karate skillz

Helmet win!

#4 - Hey cool! Thanks!
I just dug up the info when i saw it the first time. I think his story is truly amazing. It might even be an inspiration to others. Instead of killing yourself, challenge yourself to the extreme, and conquer!

This guy is truly amazing. He is not relying in his wrists or hands. He relies only on the strength of his fingertips. And his story is pretty cool.

His name is Jyothi Raj, 23 years old. When he lost his job, all seemed lost. While he was considering wether to end his life, or continue living, he looked at the Makak monkeys in the trees around him. He was fascinated by their climbing and he studied their techniques. He then decided to climb. He has trained his fingers to the extreme, and is now able to scale almost any wall or mountainside with the same speed and agility as the monkeys.

True superpowers!

As a bulldozer from Command & Conquer generals once said:
"We build for China!"

And tear it back down for the entertainment of Americans!

Wearing a helmet isn't "cool".

Great... Now i can't hear anymore.

Thank you random screaming girl!

Well i guess you can call that
*puts on sunglasses*
Alcohol abuse!

YEEEEAAAAHHHH

Beer! The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems.
-Homer Simpson.

#2 - Yup! I remembered what it was called. And here it is. Even in better quality!
http://www.snotr.com/video/4201

At first if you don't succeed, try again and fail miserably... For our entertainment.

Sounds like german techno. Retro style!

Japan is infinite win.

How can she slap? HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!

It was either him or the cow!

So what they're saying is... The russian army blows?

Thats the french alright.

0:58 - I know that... I like... Taking the blows.

I HATE THIS SONG!

Now add piano sounds to the steps.

It's the Kindergarten Killer!!! RUUNN!!

He hides the bird in his pocket. Thats just... Not right.

Also funny how his hand goes out of the bottom of the picture whenever he is right about to to something.

Every single bike i have ever had has been stolen. I haven't bought one for years and i'm not going to. But its nice to see how people react to obvious theft.... Now i know why my bikes get stolen all the time!

Just downloaded season 1 and 2 of The Young Ones because this clip reminded me how friggin awesome this show is!!!

THANKS

Must be hard to keep something that noisy top secret!

Why isn't he using the pedal? That would make it somewhat harder!

I think walking is faster.

#8 - Hey man, if I could, I would totally do it too!

Man thats high!

I think i know what is going through the cats mind right now.

"Alright human. Bring your basketball and get your ass on the court!!"

#22 - Its a lot more technical and faster than the above video. So... yeah

In china there are about 10 million people to replace you. So you better work fast as hell.

It's completely normal!

#1 - To show you that you CAN put your penis in it... You just gotta get it out real fast.

Man thats one sadistic woman.
Take a picture of the bird! Take a picture!!

That hijacker doesn't look very high....

aha.... And what cell phone might that be?

#4 - They're american.

Go ahead and laugh. The cat will kill you while you're sleeping.

It's so boring I'm gonna die.

I hate my country

Shoryuuken!

#7 - +1!!

Tjernobyl was a disaster of tremendous proportions.

Thank god for technology! Nuclear power is now both clean and safe. The only argument environmentalists have against Nuclear power is Tjernobyl. An accident that happened more than 20 years ago. As if there was absolutely no advance in technology in those 20+ years.

We must look at Tjernobyl to both grief and learn. The sacrifices of the pasts mistake save lives now.

*Gives #22 a big thumbs up*

#4 - It's on an early stage. At first when something new is presented, it gets perfected and improved to use less power and be more effective in the process.

Japan FTW forever!

This title delivers!

I can still fight! It's just a flesh wound!

I should record stuff like this myself. These punks call me all the time. We're talking 2-3 times a week. All from the same company. Even though it make it perfectly clear that i do not want anything from them and to never call me again. With lots of profanity and porovocative remarks.

Man thats gotta be a tough job. And they don't even get paid very well. They could at least make some prank calls once in a while... But this is just downright stupid and monotonous.

Thats one hell of a pool!

But it's no indoor ocean like the Miyazaki Ocean Dome in japan

Awesome voice control ofr such a young age!

Maybe Zara and this woman share the same singing DNA
http://www.snotr.com/video/4626

Give the chinese some stop signs!!!

#4 - Absolutely not...

Also... The video is out of sync. This has happened to a lot of videos on snotr lately. Sync problems.

I lol'd at #2's comment waaay more than the vid

Looks like he put the sculpture...*puts on sunglasses*... On ice!
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

Damn straight! The woman at 4:50 totally made my day! We need more people like her to fight for the little guy.

Those are actors. But this actually happens. And that f***ing sucks!

Kid: "Dude! Look what I just got with my cellphone camera!!"

Friend: "Don't ask me how i know this but... That's my mom"

Someone call dr. hax!

Probably related to Remi Gaillard.

Ah yes the french....

Thats awesome! But does he HAVE to slap the dog?

this is so..... heartwarming! Man i love the japanese! Not just for their awesome gadgets and their f***ed up TV shows, but now also for their mindset!

lol! What are the chances of lightning striking the truck and not the taller trees right next to it? And what are the odds of someone randomly filming the highway right as it happened. Or maybe the guy was filming for hours and it just suddenly happened...


Fake... And not even very well made.

The answer is...

42

Get out of the way referees! There are people competing here!

Up next on SnotR. More Kevin Richardson....

Guess someone is leaving the place bald

Thats what you get for washing your car. Make your woman do it. She'll do it right.

He's Mr. Fantastic from fantastic 4!

Chinese public transportation ftw

I think/hope its a girl in the suit!

Don't worry goofy looking kid. You would have landed on your face anyway.

Also... Buy new pants.

DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING?

Nice guide! Thanks!

Faster than sound! The audio isn't out of sync. The cat's just too friggin fast!

And for those of you who do not know what is going on, on the internet. Online Gamer 4 has been on youtube for several days.

Like greased lightning!

It looks like its accelerating so slow! But it's still gonna squeeze your balls with G's!

Latvia can afford lamps now?!?

The guy is in shock. In the state of shock he is in, he will think that up is down and east is black. He will feel no pain and be unable to recognize anyone he knows for a good while. Also time will feel like its moving sloooooooowly. It's an eerie feeling. I tried it too. I imagine its kinda like a trip.

Her face is not as annoying as her voice.

Extremely talented. But i couldn't stand to listen to it all the way through!

Now that woman whos singing the diva song from The Fifth Element... THAT i can listen to.

#3's comment wins forever

I think Ludacris would say "Move bitch get out the way"

Well thank god it was shrapnel-free

I hope that stroller was as empty as the parents brain

I hate that song

Awesome. Well the branch probably contained some moist and that made it conductive just enough to not short circuit the system thus shutting off the power in the neighborhood. Instead it just looked awesome and made it to SnotR for our pleasure

I watched this passively to the end. But i was not bored one second.

Am I too old fashioned in this present day?

Makes you think.

#5 - Those will be disposed of no problem. Either via recycling or we can just blast them into space. Or dump them where the nuclear waste goes... Disposal is not a problem because the batteries will be usable for many years. With the current speed of technology, batteries are greatly improved every year and super batteries are on the way. I think there is much to earn in the electric car still.

#1 - Probably less than any other random car of the same size. Also... It might have been nuclear power. Think about the resources the electric car is GOING TO save Which is much cleaner and cost less lives to make. So yes all hail the electric car.

I'm gonna send an application right now!

Hit it back!

Man that must've taken forever. I give this video 5 green mushrooms! (5 1ups)

I wish Remi Gaillard would make a prank something like this. Only when he does it i LOL more

Snot R Television? Isn't SnotR based in america?

Call it what you want, i think its awesome and i want one.

Having sex with her... better cover your ears!! (if you're any good)

Is the bike alright??

Hey i have one of those in the basement!

Reminds me of the early 90s

Doesn't this video belong in the terrorist category?

The american soldiers...

technology wins again!

who cares about wether its fake or not. It was still funny

SIV -> HIV -> AIDS

SIV originates from monkeys. And you have to wonder how the disease was spread throughout the world in humans. Everyone had sex with monkeys?

Go science!!

I have seen that clip a million times...

And I STILL think that Hank Azaria looks like Robert Knepper in Prison Break (aka. T-bag)

kitchen 1
kid 0

Now... On to the garage for more dancing

Listen closely at 0:05

You'll hear a guy in the background going Yiir yiir like some rapper

And now it's time for...

Trololo guy VS Beatboxing dog!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NPdVpx5CgE

Warning. It will make you lol... hard...

Haha and hes all cool and he says "Haha Payback is a bitch"

I want a car that can split in half! Makes parking so much easier... Sorta

#3 - As Jeremy Clarkson once said. "It's like watching a porn film for its plot"

#16 - Omg you're right. The iPad is a piece of shit and it just got worse.

How can you rate this down? This is awesome!

The iPad can be used for something after all. If i get an iPad i would just use it for SnotR...

It's looking for braaaaains!

#2 - They are still researching it. But the major corporations ofcourse want to limit the research. If there is gonna be a competitive fuel source to gasoline. The gasoline companies, who are HUGE, will stop it at all costs until there is no more oil left.

Try swallowing a camera! So we can see where he's hiding all that junk!

Grosse yes... But I'm curious!

That was an amazing reverse parking right there. Because it was done by a woman. Only in asia

lol noone is commenting on the video?

TRANSLATION!

Narrator:
This is Anabuki construction's campaign girl Anabukin-Chan.
She tries to be good like any good girl. This is Anabukin-Chan.
What happens!
It seems the animals of the forest are coming to do her company.
Everyone is in a good mood!

Lets go

Kids yell:
Anabukin-Chaaaan!

Anabukin-chan:
Alright!

*Sings*:
Enlarging dreams and service, Expanding hopes and service
Expanding chests (WTF!?!?)
(When the squirrel flashes its nuts) EXPANDING EXPANDING
Whoa!
SERVICE!

Note: When i write service she actually sings Servicemation in english. If you listen carefully.

There he is again. #(removed comment) fails once again. And fails to see what SnotR is all about. GTFO HATER

#(removed comment) - Did you EVER post anything positive?

Step up 2 the bowling alley! You just got SERVED pins!

Amazing! I hope it didn't ruin the cake!

This video makes trololo guy sad

I saw that show a long time ago. Really interesting!

Now we just need to find Tarzan!

Haha what a brilliant idea! Even the mascots kick ass!
With commercials like this I don't see why Sunkist is so hard to find in the stores nowadays

#(removed comment) - I bet you never dreamed of doing something awesome in your life... That comment was so stupid it almost (ALMOST) made Chuck Norris cry

Jumping like a Kangaroo, Smashing bricks like Karate... Kangarate?

Look ma! I'm flying!

Chris: Hahaha i didn't see that one Jeff! hahaa! I Must have missed it!

Jeff: Haha... you're fired.

Look at his face when he asks him about the red card. Priceless!

Mercenary cat is doing it's job!

Damnit woman. Drink a Vital Energy and STFU!

Does it taste like fried egg or burnt newspaper?

#2 - you didn't watch this to the end did you?

Simply awesome!

Thats hilarious! Best ending ever!!



5½ monkeyheads! Best rating ever

It seems not only the men rage in russia

Awesome build! If this was in china you could play it back in normal speed and it would still look like a timelapse

Ass tearing on cop pants is serious buisness

Why is there a tent behind him?

Breathe kid breathe! Call an ambulance he's having a seizure!!

Good stuff though

#8 - In communist russia you might be funny

"Spend time with your kids... So Peyton Manning doesn't". HAHA LOL!

i give it

HAHAHA! The guy standing on top of the "pins" actually landed in a chair on his way down! Well done sir!

I saw this before. I haven't tried it yet but i want to. Only thing they forgot to mention is the DOSAGE. How much Sodium Acetate to how much water to make an optimal hot-ice-mix?

#1 - No its not cool. Its HOT

#3 - Well it probably blends. So why not try eating it. Might burn on the way out though.

Russian Panda? Also they're talking for the panda. As if it was a cartoon.

"Damn branch i will kill you grrr"

#10 - The band is called Passenger and the track is called In Reverse.

Grampa got skeelz! And yes he dances way better than me.

Yeah let the ostrich hurt the child. Not the other way around. That is animal rights. If you get attacked by an animal. Don't fight back. You can live without a leg or an arm... Its no big deal. Just as long as we preserve animal rights!!

idiots....

That ostrich got what was coming to it. Just like in the animal kingdom. The parent protects its children.

Is this a commercial for tyres?

Look at the blonde that wins. She is also surprised that she wins. She doesn't notice until the host tells her she got 21 so she probably can't do the math either lol

#2 - The goal is to read some text out loud as fast as you can. Text that is hard to say... Like when you say it fast you trip over your words and pronounce them wrong. If they pronounce it wrong or don't make it in time... Well you can see what's gonna happen.

But who's gonna cook the fish??

HAHA! The milkman prevails! This is awesome! SnotR is back on track with the best videos

So this is what will happen if pixels invade the earth. Now we can prepare for war!!

Thanks for doing the dishes. Now make me a strong sandwich!!

So... what happned to the comments? Is everyone in a shitty mood today??

even if i could i wouldnt have the balls to do it!

Remi Gaillard IS the KING of pranks!!

I never thought I'd say this.... But.... SnotR Fails

Thats awesome! Im gonna try it asap!

#12 - You need to get laid

Beautifully animated! I had no interest in the numbers though.

He jumped so bad the door opened by itself! NICE

This is not just a clip of bad traffic. Somethings not right here...

#7 - Maybe its to save gas?

#(removed comment) - Maybe its to save gas?

amazing! but how did it get flooded like that..

That place is amazing!! I wanna go!

Cool how the guy with the purple tie behind him is just grabbing his ass while he goes crazy

This is what happened...

http://www.ourhealthnetwork.com/UserFiles/Image/101._BROKEN_COLLARBONE_PICTURE.jpg

That is kinda scary actually! Makes you think.

I want a midget to live in my trunk!!

This was very educational. That is NOT why i visit SnotR

This is the best commercial ever!

He got wood

#(removed comment) - Show me your collection of Meteor recordings kthx

*facepalm*

#13 - Geez what country do you live in if you dont think thats weird??

Yeah! Blow that goat!

#1 - What about the audience? Thats gotta be scary. I mean standing there when a car just might hit you in the face. These people are FEARLESS!

I wonder how he will describe the food at McDonalds

If you can't afford 2 guitars... Brilliant solution!

#11 - but their logo works! Everyone has seen it. Why change it

Wow crack a nut at the risk of getting run over by a car.

These crows sure love nuts...

#(removed comment) - For me, you are an idiot.

BORAT WINS! ALWAYS!

Cheapass ho upstairs. How much for the girlfriend?... 4cents... its an "as long as you can last" special.

WOW! This kid is serious!

Pokémon. Serious buisness!!

I've found that video games has brought people together! Right from the first console that i had. "Hey wanna come over and play some video games?"
I don't hate them. I think they're awesome. It's too bad they messed up his life in his opinion. Video games are what you make of them. Share the experience! This is how i take videogames. You can play them alone, just to pass time... Or you can have fun with friends playing online. Meet new people. And then maybe go to a LAN-Party with your newfound friends. And make more friends. Thus building a huge community, meeting new people who all share a common interest.

I conclusion. What is there to not love about video games?

Stop wiggling your asses!
I lost the will to drink

That WAS painful to watch. Damn i'm going back to watch Granny DJ

My RAID array just crashed completely... But then #8's comment cheers me up! Thanks!

Wow! Put your hands up for DJ British Granny! And the club goes wild. Don't forget. You saw it first on SnotR!

You don't know what a browser is? Get off the internetz!

Come on people! Pay the man! He's doing great! Damn... People are just walking by. I guess he's chosen the most boring town of all he could find. No rock n' roll for its citizens

Now i have to watch Ice Age 3

#2 - you sir, just made me lol. Thanks!

Video

Who cares what they do or how drunk they are. As long as they can keep us on SnotR entertained

Most negative comments section ever. Cheer up guys! Good ratings for all!

This guy is cool. I wonder how much pain it took to complete all of that

Amazing what the human body is capable of!! Amazing stunts there!

Don't try this at home kids! Do it on the playground

This is the best Rube Goldberg machine video i have ever seen! And I've seen a lot of them.
Absolutely amazing!!!

HAHA! And then the rear windshield wiper is turned on after hitting the guy twice!! Perfect

And THEN the garage door goes back up. Priceless! The door is like... "C'mon! I'm ready for round 2! Bring it on scooterman!"

Haha my cats do that too when they give up. They just play dead. Ragequitters!

I just came back to watch it again. Its so awesome! The ghostbusters part is so cool!

5½ monkey for this

I cant stop looking at it! Its simply awesome!

Awesome video. Im surprised he was actually able to hold the umbrella and not get swept away.

The new layout rocks!

Thank you SnotR!

#7 - When they take an overhead view of the table all the way down you can see some of the knives and forks are pointing in the opposite direction

Hmm... I don't think this is real.

Notice how the knives and forks are afterwards. They face the opposite way. Like they got dragged to the right even though the cloth was dragged to the left...

Cool though

#1 - You should know that without even having driving lessons

Hmm what it would be like to kiss her... Pretty uncomfortable with her tongue reaching down your throat...

#3 - And these guys have tried a lot of times, made a video of it and made it look really cool. Give the guys some credit. It probably took forever to do that. Anyone can do anything. its just a matter of time, trial and error.

SnotR is about cool videos. Not crappy comments

NICE! Now i have a plan for the weekend! Going out to get beer. BRB!

It DOES look awesome! Holy s**t! I want it

Not another @#$%ing commercial...

I can't see whats happening either. There are some people shouting in the background... But all that turmoil might as well be because someone farted and a guy covering his face from the smell is yelling OPEN IT! OPEN IT UP!! Not the cash register... The emergency exit

I love these compilations! Always makes my day!!

If youre gonna make a fake video. At least try

Holy shit the kid almost got hit by the passing truck. Man thats his/her lucky day

I want one

In communist russia, human transport raindeer

Damn! Call Bear Grylls! This guy is a genius!....

You can get a speedup from Toyota which is very very improbable...

You can also get struck by lightning!

Shame on you Nature!

#1 if that was your house someone was doing your mom...

Yes. It is clear they are not using any instruments. They didn't have to make it SO obvious in the start.

I guess, with those outfits, they're completely STD free

When she gets old enough. You damn well better give her good allowance money!

Talk about having your children kiss your ass

First i lol'd. Then i lol'd a little bit...

then it got boring. but awesome dog though. I wonder how fast it goes on a straight course

Mentally scarred? Come on. It sounded like he had fun when the bird grabbed his ass!

Get back in the kitchen and make him a sandwich instead!

I want a mascot that vomits Cheerleaders!

Holy cow they came with a bang!

#1 - I think this is the best comment I have ever seen on SnotR! Made the clip much much more fun!!

So true. The black guy hit him first. That flipped his switch and the black guy got what was coming to him! Not only did he destroy his face but also his self respect! HA! DAMN HIPPIE

The sign in the end is just the frosting on the cake. "Keep our city clean and safe. Do your part"

He most certainly did

So he didnt expect the spring-matresses to bounce? I sure hope thats not his store!

Beer just got a lot more expensive... You COULD taste the "free" beer and just suck up the slap you'd get... Free beer is free beer

YOU'RE FIRED!

Joy Hickey!

THE KING OF PRANKS!

HA! Now i wanna do it to someone! Pranks FTW

poor dog must be starving! it was eating its dog house

HA! Thats awesome! Much like Neg's urban sports from Balls of Steel. Fantastic! Made me laugh. What a great way to start the day. Thanks SnotR

Danish FTW
LUAU!

I'm off to goggle! I want to know why there is a dead pakistani on #1's couch now!

This isn't dangerous! Clearly the girl is some kid of engineer. She did the mathematical equations to make it not dangerous. Thus calculating the falling trajectory of the victim!

Math + pranks = win!

/sarcasm

Steven Seagal - Now completely zen free!

Lovely falis! And a lot of new ones that i haven't seen before. Only problem was the sound that was out of sync at times.

This gets my highest rating ever.

5 monkeys and one baby monkey

They should take it to the streets! They're good!

Omg the first one is the best one imo!!

#13
The first...
"they want the guy to shout it out to the customers in the pizza place"

Anita Gofradump! (I need to go for a dump)

Wow thats awesome! It looks like the guy to the upper left is passing the puck to the one who falls down. He passes the puck in the same moment. And by stunning coincidence i think the passing puck hits the downed guys iceskate and lobs up into the air and into the goal.

I don't know hockey rules well. but isn't there a penalty for raising your hockey-stick too high up into the air? I mean... He could've hit someone in the face.

Anyway. Awesome goal. This is just my understanding of what happened

I better start saving up for my pension! And get more milk!

Wow is that one of those Fitness balls? Damn I'm gonna try that out this summer. And post it on SnotR. There will be pain

#3 - I dont think he jumped yet.

Does anyone know when the jump will take place? its an awesome mission and i wanna know how it turns out!

When is this video from? Is it done? I wanna see it done!!

I wasn't planning on buying an iPad... So I have to leave

I don't want that overpriced thing! I can find hundreds of other players that can do the same at a lower price. But... All hail the mighty design team of apple

So... did he eventually get away? yet again.

I think it sucks that he is putting innocent lives at risk. On the other hand i think its good that he keeps the Swedish police up on their toes. Reminding them that there is never time to eat donuts